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Big Brother 2004

 
  

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Michelle Gale
15:42 / 27.06.04
I go to Leeds uni and me and Stu have mutual aquantances/ Friends. I even had a whole conversation with him once!! And he really is that dull, quite a nice chap but v.v.dull.
 
 
Warewullf
21:08 / 27.06.04
She's a goner. New housemates never last. Only problem is she might diffuse the post-fight nominations because people will put aside their mutual hostility to get rid of the new girl...

I assume she'll be exempt from nominations and nominating for two weeks, as per usual?
 
 
Jub
04:54 / 28.06.04
Yes, I think that's right. It's strange she was doing the Italiano stuff, especiazlly as Dan shouted that thing, but also as Ahmed is fluent in Italian. By now she must've been found out. What an odd bod.

Btw - the odds on the winner of Big Brother 5 according to William Hill are:
Michelle Bass 9/1
Nadia Almada 10/1
Becki Seddiki 16/1
Victor Ebuwa 25/1
Daniel Bryan 2/1
Stuart Wilson 11/4
Shell Jubin 7/2
Jason Cowen 40/1
Ahmed Aghil 50/1
Marco Sabba 6/1


Which means Becki seems more likely to win that Jason, Victor and Ahmed!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:46 / 28.06.04
I think she's more likely to win than Jason and Victor, certainly. Also more likely to win than Jason or Victor at this point, should they be added to the house: Jeremy Beadle, Idi Amin, William Hague, a Pitbull Terrier.
 
 
sleazenation
13:06 / 28.06.04
I'm voting for Idi Amin's dessicated corpse being introduced to the BB house right now.
 
 
Ganesh
20:06 / 28.06.04
I suspect also that, despite Becki being *stifles yawn* avowedly bisexual (yes, another one), Idi Amin's dessicated corpse would be more likely to engage in serious same-sex flirtation.

She seems a nice enough girl, though. Good bit of bonding with Nadia, over her "secret", and I think there's a minor commotion in Ahmed's trousers...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
20:39 / 28.06.04
Jason: "I don't want my trick talking about dildos"

 
 
Ganesh
20:46 / 28.06.04
The Jason/Victor/Ahmed (to a certain extent, although the latter's trouserial enthusiasm is endearing) axis reaches new depths of spectacularly socially-unskilled 'that bitch is gagging for you, she is' Beavis & Butthead hur-hur pathos. Have these men had any acquaintance with ladies and their ladybits, in their entire lives? I suspect I have more idea of how to behave with the opposite sex than they do.

The Spamular One, in particular, seems to be going out of his way to be a sad, bad, increasingly mad bastard. Even Dan appears to be losing patience.

Is it just me or is Victor's arse starting to blot out the sun?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
20:48 / 28.06.04
avowedly bisexual

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

wake me up when there's meaningful emotional/sexual intimacy bewteen two women in that house, will ya?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
20:55 / 28.06.04
Have these men had any acquaintance with ladies and their ladybits, in their entire lives?

Perhaps it needs explaining that latex women aren't quite the same as The Real Thing?

Perhaps we can send in the Confront The Cunt crew?
 
 
Ganesh
21:00 / 28.06.04
Oh yeah, and *stifles even bigger yawn*, Spambo's thinking of 'going over the fence'. Again. He really can't stand anyone grabbing the limelight, can he, even for a moment? Why don't they just chuck in some Paracetamol, and he can overdose dramatically, in front of everyone...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:01 / 28.06.04
Becky's weird pep-talk to Jason:

"if you feel they hate you, pretend they love you [...] Think of it like they've brought a companion in for you, isn't that great. etc..."

??!!?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:02 / 28.06.04
god yeah, against my better intincts, really enjoyed the NarcissoStats on Jase's hair care time.

35mins before getting into bed?!
 
 
Ganesh
21:09 / 28.06.04
Welll... but I think she did make the analogy of the Big Brother experience being like a relationship - which is quite apposite in the case of Spamboy. He seems unable to commit to a situation wherein he's not a constant object of admiration.

It seems to me that one's chances of being added in as a new housemate are hugely enhanced if one's mammular region is, er, hugely enhanced. In the first series, we had the dark-haired Mel-nemesis (Clare, wasn't it?) who subsequently married Irish Red-Shorts Boy. In the second series, Josh (who hadn't had surgery, but did have have disco tits). In the third one, Ginger Tim (who just got on people's tits). In the fourth, weirdo Welsh J.K. Rowlingalike, Lisa, with the oddly-veneered complexion and the dead, dead eyes. And the boob-job.

Okay, so if you're a woman, you need to get silicone doodahs before you'll be added to Big Brother midway through.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:12 / 28.06.04
and this is surprising?

Jason visibly purrs under the spotlight, doesn't he?

yeuuuch
 
 
Ganesh
22:20 / 28.06.04
I'm also pretty sure Becki's not the first florist to be airdropped in. Hmmm.
 
 
Ganesh
23:17 / 28.06.04
"I don't want us to fall out... we get on quite well"

"There's certain things I have to rethink..."
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:34 / 29.06.04
"You're like a bear with a sore arse..."

I don't want to bang on about their rubbishness too much, but Jason and Victor's response to the introduction of the new housemate was a shocking indicator of how withdrawn from the rest of the group they've become, not to mention either deluded or entirely uncaring as to how they're perceived (by the rest of the house or public). Staying back and pacing around with barely contained suspicion, resentment and hostility while the rest of the house crowded round Beckie excitedly, as you would...

One of Victor and Jason later said "the Harem are trying to claim her as their own", which indicates that either they're unaware that Dan and Shell have basically integrated with the rest of the house until the 'Harem' (not really an appropriate name anymore) = everyone but Jay & Victor; or they just don't care and are quite happy existing as an army of two, in more-or-less constant opposition to everyone else. I don't know why the psychologists were doing the whole "ooh, which group will Becki join?" thing last night - she can either join in with the majority of the house, or two wildly misogynistic, isolated whiney-arsed gits, one of whom is certain to be evicted on Friday.

Anyway, Becki. She seems reasonably intelligent and entertaining so far - I suspect she will either end up being one of my favourites or annoying the holy hell out of me. Whether she's been 'told' to go in a flirt up a storm, or they've just picked someone who's naturally inclined to, the effect is the same. What I like most about this so far is that she does give the impression of being a fan of a show so far who now has the chance to interact with her favourite characters: like a 'Mary-Sue' in fan fiction. She certainly knows how to get Jason onside: appeal to his shocking narcissism by treating the "the producers have put Becki in as a gift to Jason" idea as anything other than absurd. But her best line so far was to The Real Michelle and Disco Stu: "They say sex between a man and a woman can be great. You just need to find the right man and woman to get between."
 
 
DaveBCooper
12:03 / 29.06.04
If previous history’s much to go on, Becki’ll be out in a week or so, I guess. Unmoved by her so far, though I LOVED the look on Michelle’s face as she watched her arrive. Cracking.

And Dan is right : Jason acts like a child. No loss if he leaves, he’s not bringing much to the house, and as if by see-saw magic, Ahmed starts to enjoy himself and come out of his shell a bit.

I’d guess Jason and Victor up for nomination this week, but that’s just because if either of them were to leave on Friday it’d show the ‘gameplan’ for the hot air it is.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
16:27 / 29.06.04
Wow, I can't believe Jason and Victor aren't up for eviction!
 
 
Warewullf
16:53 / 29.06.04
Marco, Michelle and Nadia.

How the fuck did that happen?

O'Leary hinted that they changed the nomination process somehow. If they did, it'll piss people off.

Hope Michelle goes.
 
 
Warewullf
17:01 / 29.06.04


Fffffffffffffffffffffffffudge!


Within seconds, Michelle had transformed into a ball of hysteria and was screaming at her fellow housemates.

"What's wrong with me? What am I doing wrong?" she bellowed at the group. "The only week I haven't been up is the week I couldn't be f****** nominated!"
 
 
Ganesh
17:10 / 29.06.04
Hahahahh! I was gonna post that...

Michelle's dopamine receptors go W00T! Paranoia City onnnce again!

I can't quite understand it myself, but so far, I've been surprised by the nominations every time. I guess the witless seal-clapping is annoying the housemates more than Vic's prickery (which is largely confined to the Diary Room) and the bear who wants a sore arse.

I want Marco to go, but I suspect it's gonna be Paranoia Girl.

"I bet everybody nominated me! My heart can't take it!"
 
 
Ganesh
17:59 / 29.06.04
Oooh! Big Brother made Becki play Judas. Not sure what I think of this: without this option, it'd have been Marco and Nadia up for nomination, and I reckon Fagbangle would've screamed his last. As it is, it's Paranoia Girl...
 
 
Madman in the ruins.
20:18 / 29.06.04
Evil Big Brother? No
Inconsitent Big Brother? Yes.

Jason gets 4 nominations and isn't up for eviction.

I'm getting fed up of watching BB, all this goalpoast moving is turning me off. I mean its ok for BB to treat the conteststants that with the contempt that the desprate-for-15-mins-of-fame deserve.But endemol don't control the veiwing voting public?

I like to watch BB because as a member of the public I can have some small infuence on what goes on in the house.

But this mockery of who gets nominated because BB decides to change the rules as and when it pleases this inconsistency is what is annoyng me and my freinds.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:28 / 29.06.04
Yay, I can type again! I am behind with this nominations thing I know, but I feel compelled to say this:

Marco: My second derry nomination is...

Er. What the Sam Hill is a 'derry' nomination?
 
 
Warewullf
20:33 / 29.06.04
Victor: "This is politics. I'm just here politicing, y'know?"

How did this twat not get nominated?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
20:35 / 29.06.04
Wait, should people be up for eviction is they get 4 nominations? Marco and Nadia had 5 each, right? I can't say I remember how it works.

I love Victors one man "boyz in the diary room".

"It's real out here, street politics, I'm politickin'!"
 
 
Ganesh
20:36 / 29.06.04
Jason gets 4 nominations and isn't up for eviction.

Because Marco and Nadia each got 5. I'm not sure I see the inconsistency...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
20:38 / 29.06.04
Ooooo, harsh big brother, I didn't know it made her decide who to nominate that way. Sneaky.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
20:41 / 29.06.04
It makes Michelle's outburst all the more enticing! She didn't get nominated once, did she?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
20:43 / 29.06.04
Oh dear. Boy gang.

(Sorry, it's like I'm doing short burst commentary heavy tonight...!)
 
 
Warewullf
20:43 / 29.06.04
So now Jay's backtracking and saying that he's not bisexual? Dan's not impressed. Jay's basically calling him a liar.

"I'm probably straighter than you, Ahmed."

Jay has issues.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
20:46 / 29.06.04
Also: Marco is always either swimming in the little pool (or just bobbing around) or wearing tiny pants.

This makes me believe he is actually Gollum, I mean I know everybody has already said that... but he really is isn't he? Everything he does! Tiny gollum pants! Makes Andy Serkis seem somewhat lesser, now.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
20:50 / 29.06.04
"I'm so straight, I go past straight, past bent, and back to straight again! That's how straight I am! I am in no way liable to suddenly lose all resistance and flip in to a very bent thing, but I will possibly have many unfulfilling relationships and treat people badly because I don't know how to deal with my own feelings!"
 
  

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