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All righty, future predictions for members of tha house, in six months time:
My best guess:
Kitten: Still politically active, occasional column in The Sunday Sport. Potentially in trouble on Channel 4 News because someone she knows, right, didn't mean to set fire to that house, but the bloke next door is a f***ing vivisectionist, so, y'know ?
Victor: Keeping it real. Two or three bouncers around him at all times, because there are playa haters back in his hood, who are jealous of what he's achieved, by being himself. Nervous breakdown in the post, as and when the shine comes off.
Emma: Will go back to doing what she used to do mainly, except for more cash, for a bit.
Becki: As above.
Stuart: Is pretty much going to have to join the French Foreign Legion, or at least test out the theory that the world's a lot smaller, these days, than it was for his parents' generation. I wish the guy luck, but...
Michelle: Will be all over the tabloids till Christmas, doing avant garde photo shoots with Jodie Kidd, if necessary, while vocally perplexed as to why her chicken's
giving her the cold shoulder, even though he's five meters away.
Marco: Brief tenure on the Home Shopping Channel, early death.
Vanessa: FHM photoshoots, doing fairly well. Affairs with Robbie Williams, and that guy from Blue. Potentially a series on Granada Men And Motors. Pills, booze ( which she'll recover from, ) and a Rod Stewart wannabe.
Dan: Cutting hair, cutting hair.
Shell: Will be engaged to, oh gosh, to a really great guy... May well end up walking up the aisle with Prince Harry.
Nadia: As above, except with Prince Charles.
Ahmed: I'll admit to being baffled.
And then there's Jason. |
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