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Celebrity Big Brother 2007

  
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:49 / 06.01.07
Well yes, quite.

Leo should really learn how to pronounce "hyperbole" before he decides to introduce it into conversation to sound clever.

He really should.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
23:50 / 06.01.07
Oh, the desperation is oozing out of Leo now. You can see it in his creepy little-boy face.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:52 / 06.01.07
Does Leo realise that, for people of a certain age, he and Dirk are both contemporaneous, and that Dirk was ALWAYS the cooler of the two? By, like FUCKING MILES???

No.

I don't think he does.

FUCK.

Dirk's trying to tell Leo that he can't keep him company all the time. Oh, Dirk, just don't try. PLEASE.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
23:53 / 06.01.07
Dirk means Life Is Beautiful, doesn't he?
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
23:54 / 06.01.07
And Leo's one of these people who spoils movies for people without asking first. Fucking figures.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:54 / 06.01.07
No, he actually means Down By Law.
 
 
Ganesh
23:54 / 06.01.07
Oh, just smack him across the face, Face.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:54 / 06.01.07
NOW they're talking about Life Is Beautiful.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:55 / 06.01.07
And I get the impression Leo hasn't seen it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:56 / 06.01.07
YES! LEO!!! IT'S TEH MACHINE!!!

23 AND SHIT!!!

Fuck.

Dirk so doesn't seem so into Leo's idea that "we'll all be friends outside", does he?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:56 / 06.01.07
I can't believe Leo just described his friends as "needy".
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
23:57 / 06.01.07
No, first Dirk was talking about a Benigni film called 'My Beautiful Life', THEN Leo started failing to spoil Down By Law by not knowing anything about it. Then they started talking about Life Is Beautiful again. I think.

I don't care anymore. Face has gone back to bed.
 
 
Ganesh
23:58 / 06.01.07
Mmm, don't Leo's friends feel grrreat right now...
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
23:58 / 06.01.07
Leo's going to start playing 99-in with himself in a minute, isn't he? Really loudly.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:00 / 07.01.07
Oh, I think I missed a bit. I heard Leo saying "There was Tom Waits... and they escaped from prison, it was called Night On Earth".

I was taking a piss at the time, so the sound was probably not the best.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:01 / 07.01.07
You were probably having more fun than Dirk was.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:01 / 07.01.07
Leo's going to start playing 99-in with himself in a minute, isn't he? Really loudly.

Oh, there are so many better games he could play right now.

Like Russian Roulette.

Or "wrestle the angry bear".

Or that one they haven't invented yet that uses ALL the kitchen equipment and a cement mixer.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:02 / 07.01.07
You were probably having more fun than Dirk was.

Point.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:04 / 07.01.07
I've had the giggles for the last five minutes thinking about Leo hiding behind things in the kitchen, sneaking up to then bin, tapping it, shrieking "99-in", waking someone up and then latching to them like a lamprey until they throw acid in his face or staple him to the floor or something.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:06 / 07.01.07
Heheheheh! So have I now.

That whole conversation with Dirk, I tried to view it as if it was an episode of the A-Team where he was undercover or something, and he'd keep doing that Face uncomfortable look thing that we'd all get but the bad guy wouldn't...

and it fit rather well.

DIRK, or CLEO, or KEN FTW!!!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:09 / 07.01.07
Fuck, you're right, that does fit well. That's actually what he was doing, I think. Unless I'm retconning it. I'll watch E4+1 in 45 mins and check to make sure.

I've just heard clunking noises from the tank on the shelf behind me. The snails have both climbed the walls of their home and I think they're trying to lift the lid. This concerns me.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:13 / 07.01.07
Can I be the first to say ALL HAIL OUR NEW SNAIL OVERLORDS!!!

They're gonna need a...

well, a bloke in London, aren't they?



FUCK. AN HOUR BEFORE MORE LIVE FEED???

Although the diary room shit should make good food for hungry stoats what've just cracked open an ill-advised last beer of the night.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:15 / 07.01.07
I've just poured myself another Laphroaig, so join the club.

No, actually the live feed's on C4 now, apparently. CHANNELCHANGEGO!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:18 / 07.01.07
One of the snails (I think it's Fluffy) has given up. I don't think Mr. Tibbs can get out on his own.

Leo's given up trying to casually wake people. Now it almost looks like he's sucking his thumb.
 
 
Ganesh
00:18 / 07.01.07
Christ, CBB is evidently the new Late Shift...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:18 / 07.01.07
WHOAH!!!

It so is. Brilliant!

I need to sleep, but I don't want to while Leo's still awake, in case I miss him actually going postal.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:19 / 07.01.07
Ganesh- it's CELEBRITY Late Shift.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:21 / 07.01.07
It's just me and Stoats, unfortunately 'Nesh. Despite our best efforts, Old-Drunken-Punks-With-Insomnia-And-Big-Brother-Obsessions is still a niche market.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:24 / 07.01.07
His eyelids are drooping...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:24 / 07.01.07
Does Leo HAVE to stay awake then? Does his overnight servant shift not include the possibility that he may wake up if people (who are clearly already asleep) wake him up to get him to do stuff?

And yes. As markets go, it's a niche one, but a Goody.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:25 / 07.01.07
(See, when someone said the Goodies were going in, I thought etc...)
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:34 / 07.01.07
Imagine Humphrey Lyttelton, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Barry Cryer turning up to play Mornington Crescent from the Big Brother House with Ken as the fourth panellist. That would rule.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:38 / 07.01.07
YES.

Actually, Humph would be great on the show.

I'm still hoping they bring in Brian Sewell to replace postcard-boy.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:40 / 07.01.07
Leetle wave.
Leetle thumbs up.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
00:42 / 07.01.07
Yeah, they've got to replace Donny, right? It's too early to be a man down, as the actress said to the bishop.

Hey, Haus.
 
  

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