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Celebrity Big Brother 2007

 
  

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h1ppychick
20:04 / 04.01.07
If we're playing spot the gay, by the way, I nominate Jermaine. I have to say I was slightly 'right on' that Leo and Donny shared a bed without kicking up too much fuss, as I get the impression from my straight male friends that this is something that most such get a bit twitchy about.

I suppose Donnie was either too drunk or on too much of a comedown to care, and Leo seems to be desperate for approval and therefore happy to make the grand gesture of deferring to Jo.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:12 / 04.01.07
Fuck, I wouldn't share a bed with Donny no matter what his sexuality or gender might be. I'd be constantly scared he'd wake up and start talking.

The guy's a penis.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:13 / 04.01.07
Wasn't liking Donny's disrespect of Ken, spiking up his hair etc. Is he any good as a performer? By his own avowal, he's a shouter, not a singer.

Liked this excerpt from Ken Russell's Wikipedia entry:
Genitalia Exposure
He showed his cock to Danielle Lloyd on January 3rd 2007. [2]
twice and then she sucked it


Suspect those last six humorous but inexact words will be excised fairly swiftly.
 
 
Sniv
20:27 / 04.01.07
It wasn't quite as bad as I was expecting. I wasn't watching it with my eyes (busy with a monster game of Tetris), but the sounds coming from the TV were most amusing. I quite enjoyed Donny tosser-face just for the culture clash with the yanks and grown-ups, but it was amusing, like the kid at school that puts tipex on his blazer and mumbles to the teachers. I want him to get really spectacularly drunk, the kind of drunk where you just talk shit and piss yourself and start crying and don't look very rock and roll at all. It would be a proper CBB highlight.

The rest was pretty okay as well, if a little vanilla. Jo was also disarmingly normal, I really warmed to her quite quickly. Leo is a schmoozer-extraorinaire though, he knew about half the room! I am starting to think that this year's theme is "So what is it that you do, exactly?" though.
 
 
Lurid Archive
20:28 / 04.01.07
I dunno, I don't mind Donny that much. The worst thing about him is all the punk lite rebellion is going to wear off with the booze. Apart from Ken I'm also liking sexy mumsy Cleo, partly out of fond memories of Kenny Everett.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:42 / 04.01.07
I suppose Donnie was either too drunk or on too much of a comedown to care, and Leo seems to be desperate for approval

I missed this again, but did Donnie wank Leo off, or what?
 
 
Lurid Archive
20:45 / 04.01.07
He started, but fell unconscious before he finished. Leo couldn't sleep after that.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
20:49 / 04.01.07
It's just that thought of Leo Sayer's proud length ... I don't suppose anybody wants to deal with that at all, on any number of levels.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:02 / 04.01.07
I'm going to let the mask drop, for once, because I'm genuinely worried - I'm not 76, I'm not in bad retirement situation, IRL I recycle, and think about the animals (not in a dark way) and try to be an ok guy, so I'm asking you people honestly, because I missed the incident; Donny didn't really do that, did he?
 
 
Lurid Archive
21:10 / 04.01.07
You should just watch the clips on the site - they've censored the actual incident (which I caught live), but all the surrounding comments leave you with no question. From Leo opining in the diary room that Donny's attitude will surely change to him being *accomodating* to Leo's complaint that the naked adonis next to him in the bed wouldn't let him sleep, and finally the telling pictures of Donny unconscious on the bad as Leo looks on with frustration.
 
 
Ganesh
21:13 / 04.01.07
Leo couldn't sleep after that.

He felt like wanking wanking wank the night away.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:20 / 04.01.07
Christ.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:23 / 04.01.07
No, he's not the Saviour. He's just got a curly perm.
 
 
Ganesh
21:24 / 04.01.07
Who? Donnie Jerko?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:37 / 04.01.07
And was he laughing while he was 'at it'? Was that how it was? I'm not at all sure if I can handle this idea-wise, people. The thought of Sayer being touched in that ... in that intimate, sexual way.

I have gone bathroom on the trousers just thinking abut it. And not in a good way, either.
 
 
Ganesh
21:43 / 04.01.07
Having had his bits touched by a man must make him Leo Gayer now.
 
 
The Falcon
21:55 / 04.01.07
No?! Really? Oh, wow.

Ep 1 was completely the Donny Tourette show.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:59 / 04.01.07
I can't believe my Cleo crush is re-emerging twenty years later...

Isn't this the kind of shit you forget about when you become an adult?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:00 / 04.01.07
Whatever socio/economic community Leo's a part of, I imagine it's doing everything it can to disown him.

In recent memory, and I don't say this lightly, I can't think of anyone on telly who I'd kick in the balls, fatally if possible, with such a clear conscience.
 
 
Ganesh
22:00 / 04.01.07
Breast or bottle, Stoatie?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:03 / 04.01.07
Guess. Strangely, though, throughout my adult life my tendency has always been towards the bottle...
 
 
penitentvandal
22:04 / 04.01.07
On the live coverage tonight, Donny seems to have been managing to listen respectfully to Ken Russell, which is nice. Methinks Phil Cornwell was on the mark with his observation that M. Tourette (master signwriter?) uses alcohol and his drunken piss-acting as a defence. In which case he may want to join AA forthwith, as iirc assuming a totally different personality when drunk is an indicator of alcoholism.

I think Leo Sayer has stylish pyjamas.
 
 
Ganesh
22:04 / 04.01.07
Nipple-tipple.
 
 
The Falcon
22:04 / 04.01.07
In recent memory, and I don't say this lightly, I can't think of anyone on telly who I'd kick in the balls, fatally if possible, with such a clear conscience

Andrew Neil? Paul Tonkinson?

I'm not really sure if I believe this Leo/Donnie chat, but I think I do very much want to. Has it been in any tabs yet? (Because then, obviously, I will just have to take it on trust.)
 
 
Lurid Archive
22:06 / 04.01.07
Isn't this the kind of shit you forget about when you become an adult?

No, dude. This is the stuff you pay professionals to help you remember.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
22:58 / 04.01.07
Not to have a go at Paul T, Der Falke.

I've met him, and he's a really nice bloke.

Well, all right, when I met him he was in a fairly tricky situation, to say the least, but as far as I know he's still out there, entertaining!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
08:51 / 05.01.07
Shilpa's morning exercises were interesting, in a "oh, THAT'S how I can get rid of my mid-thirties spread without exerting myself" kind of way. Next stop, 32-inch waist! Woo!

I second the stoatfather's Cleo fixation. I wonder if she still has the whip? Wikipedia says her favourite number is 313. Oddly, this has increased my crush to almost vice-like levels. Goodness.

I wonder if she'll Mount The Face ((C) 2003 Tannhauser)?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:27 / 05.01.07
Cleo, Ken and Dirk are definitely my favourites. I'm hoping they all continue to get on and it results in Ken making a movie with the other two in it.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:07 / 05.01.07
Cleo's hair is AMAZING.
 
 
Ganesh
10:27 / 05.01.07
The oldies are goodies, right enough.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:45 / 05.01.07
"Indian girls are really good at getting what they want."

ShutupLeoshutupSHUTUP.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
10:47 / 05.01.07
Now he's correcting Jermaine about who played what in the Jackson 5! Fuckstick! Someone needs to sew the needy little muppet's mouth shut.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:47 / 05.01.07
I am more and more impressed with the Faceman, who, frankly, in my previous all too scanty knowledge of him (thank you interweb!), seemed rather like a genial has-been nutter. He's obviously used to being a raconteur and doesn't namedrop nearly as much as Leo, except when it's necessary to the story.

He's pretty sharp, too, in an entertaining cocktail-party banter kind of way. See the following, from memory (also huggable for Cleo's clumsy compliment at the start).

Dirk: I have another son, he's 38.

Cleo: Clever of you to father a son before you were born.

Dirk: I was precocious.

Cleo: (Laughs)

Dirk: An older woman took advantage of me ...
(continues on the theme in amusing fashion but I can't remember the rest)

GO DIRK!

I feel I really ought to put a tenner on the fella, for old times' sake, and for the love of urbanity. Also for coping gracefully with Donny's threatening demeanour and sarcastic compliments earlier in the evening.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
12:19 / 05.01.07
All that shit about Ken Russell 'showing' his cock to Danielle really grated. There's something so fucking aggravating about the self-absorbtion and body fascism of youth."Dirty old perv!" Oh fuck off!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
12:39 / 05.01.07
One can't help a visceral reaction to degeneration of the body and mind when one is young. Of course, if you aren't able to adjust said reaction afterwards in the company of your peers (or in this case virtual strangers brought together by narcissism and the lure of filthy lucre) then you're a horrendous little twazzock, clearly.

I am happy again. Lord Benedict of Facington actually rules as much as I hoped he would, which is saying something.
 
  

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