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Celebrity Big Brother 2007

 
  

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penitentvandal
18:59 / 03.01.07
Oh Christ, Carole Malone. She's a sensitive soul apparently, you know.
 
 
■
19:03 / 03.01.07
No skeletons? They might not get published in the red-tops, but I can imagine Private Eye will have something to say.
Happy New Year all, back from hols and packing a nasty cold. Glad to have something to zone out to.
 
 
Ganesh
19:04 / 03.01.07
Towers of London... aren't they a sort of Real Life Spinal Tap? There's apparently amusing stuff about them on YouTube but I've lost the will to browse.
 
 
penitentvandal
19:05 / 03.01.07
Right. Armchair theorising time. Carole - as oldest woman - obviously potential to be the mother figure. Ken likely to be the daddy. Now, what will be the effect of this combination of Hard Mother and Mad Dad on the dynamic of the house.

Aren't the Towers of London a made-up band on some show on Bravo or something?
 
 
penitentvandal
19:08 / 03.01.07
Danielle has actually had that expression the whole time, you know, they just haven't filmed her.
 
 
Ganesh
19:08 / 03.01.07
Tt. Tourette's has been done, I think you'll find. Might as well call yourself 'Donny Possibly-Transsexual' or 'Donny Crappo-Scottish-Person'.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
19:08 / 03.01.07
Just tuned in to this, but, having caught his show on Bravo recently, I imagine Donny Tourette really is as drunk and coked-up as he seems to be.

I know it's silly, but I still think, well done.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:09 / 03.01.07
I know he is/was seeing Peaches Geldof, if that helps.
 
 
penitentvandal
19:12 / 03.01.07
I like the way he chastised people for not being rock 'n' roll enough by showing them the slightest hint of buttock. Yeah, punk! That wasn't even a mooning, it was a mercury-ing. It was an asteroid-ing. It would be a pluto-ing but even Pluto hasn't been downgraded that much.

Hmm, just noticed how much the lead singer of the Fratellis looks like Leo Sayer. Coincidence?
 
 
■
19:14 / 03.01.07
Oh, cack, H. Let's see how he gets on with Bollywood lady given his reported position on other races, shall we?
 
 
Triplets
19:15 / 03.01.07
Johnny = what a five year old thinks punk is like.

"I spit AND leave the toilet seat down, mummy! Middle fingers!"
 
 
penitentvandal
19:15 / 03.01.07
Is H a racist, then?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:16 / 03.01.07
See, if I met a guy who called himself "H", I'd assume he was dealing smack.
 
 
■
19:17 / 03.01.07
I believe he made a comment once basically saying "send 'em back". Just trying to track it down now, to prove it's not just a figment of my Steps-hating imagination.
 
 
Ganesh
19:17 / 03.01.07
Ah, finally we have H(omo-in-the-closet). I actually really liked Steps. What I didn't like was his insistence that yes, he had a girlfriend, at least thirty years after that sort of thing was big and/or clever...

If you're really proud of who you are, H, why not before now?
 
 
Ganesh
19:18 / 03.01.07
Cleo! We named an epileptic childhood pet after her, y'know.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:18 / 03.01.07
OH MY GOD. Someone I had a massive crush on as a child and who is now going to destroy all my memories.
 
 
Triplets
19:18 / 03.01.07
Does the H stand for HITLER?
 
 
Tom Paine's Bones
19:18 / 03.01.07
Spat between Anti Fascist Action and Steps
 
 
■
19:18 / 03.01.07
Yay! Cleo!
 
 
penitentvandal
19:20 / 03.01.07
I might not assume he was dealing, but there would definitely be a smack involved in the meeting at some point.

He's been quite canny in coming out as gay before going in, though - heading off the tabloids at the pass, as it were. What bearing this will have on the red-tops' attitude to him, who can say.

Hey, Cleo Rocos assumes alternate identities! She's like an eighties titcom bizzarro Mick Foley! Rock!
 
 
Ganesh
19:21 / 03.01.07
He's been quite canny in coming out as gay before going in, though - heading off the tabloids at the pass, as it were.

Canny in a jump-before-very-obviously-about-to-be-pushed way, but hardly impressive otherwise.
 
 
Spaniel
19:21 / 03.01.07
Ah, this one used to hang around with me Mum's old boss. If I recall correctly, and I may be wrong, I think she's a bit of a drugs casualty.
 
 
penitentvandal
19:22 / 03.01.07
The Face-man!
 
 
Ganesh
19:23 / 03.01.07
Dirk.

Fucking.

Benedict.

Face has crumbled a little, though...
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
19:23 / 03.01.07
It's the only way he can escape Justin Lee Collins.
 
 
penitentvandal
19:24 / 03.01.07
Canny in a jump-before-very-obviously-about-to-be-pushed way, but hardly impressive otherwise.

That's the sense in which I meant it. It's good strategy, but I agree it's ethically dodgy.
 
 
Spaniel
19:24 / 03.01.07
Thank fucking god!!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:25 / 03.01.07
STARBUCK.
 
 
Spaniel
19:25 / 03.01.07
For the Face Man!!!

(not ethics)
 
 
Spaniel
19:26 / 03.01.07
Someone needs to tell him he's not Hannibal.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:26 / 03.01.07
Actually, yeah, from now on I'll refer to him as Face, not Starbuck, as someone else is filling the Starbuck-shaped hole in my geek life right now.
 
 
Ganesh
19:26 / 03.01.07
Ugh. Cigar has echoes of George Galloway.

Bit of an aged House this year, no? Plenty of authority figures for Donny I-Said-'Poo' to rebel against.
 
 
penitentvandal
19:26 / 03.01.07
I think Richard Dawkins would have strong words to say were any of us to thank God for ethics, certainly.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
19:27 / 03.01.07
It's disturbing how thrilling that theme tune still is.
 
  

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