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Celebrity Big Brother 2006

 
  

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Char Aina
22:30 / 08.01.06
heh.
love it!

george, for all that he is a twat, sure can talk good.
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
07:18 / 09.01.06
Loving Chantelle, but now fearful that the "proper" celebs will begin a campaign to undermine her now that the truth is out. Jodie Marsh especially looks threatened, as I think there's a good chance Chantelle could actually win this.
 
 
Ganesh
08:30 / 09.01.06
Jodie's been chumming up to her: "it's great that we're both from Essex; that's something they can't take away from us". Perhaps not today, but modern technology expands our possibilities every day. Don't lose hope.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:59 / 09.01.06
What's wrong with coming from Essex?
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
09:15 / 09.01.06
nothing.

it's the, "can't take it away from us" bit that's funny.
 
 
Ganesh
09:27 / 09.01.06
Indeed. Like some sort of essexoma.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
09:42 / 09.01.06
jodie's terror at being eclipsed by chantelle.
hitler impressions.
george's growing anger.
faria's pointlessness.
dennis rodman's failure to lure.
maggot's looks.
jodies tits.
traci's madness (and tits)
pete burn's ordinariness.
rula's temporal displacement.

and other stuff.

s'all good!
 
 
_Boboss
10:25 / 09.01.06
gu-on chantel, that's the way love. eloquence comes naturally to those with the grace to speak honestly - the hugs upon her raising were bb/tv-emotion tastic. thanks go to maggott of course, for thinking 'that's a bit fucked and crass and nasty, and they've done it before, think i'll stand on number 11', and sta-preston for realising that self effacement really is the indieband's core credos. (also: galloway and burns more famous in a celbrityland way than marsh? i think pete's potential hissyfit was what got him in the top three there, and galloway due to having a proper grown-ups job. shame about pete's coat, cos he's just cool otherwise.)

so game-on - chantel, if not to win, then definitely to clipse jodie and traci (warming to traci - the swimsuit perhaps? perhaps.) liking maggott as the winner, still hoping barrymore will have enough of a vanessa feltz to not win, fear it may be a done deal though.
 
 
DaveBCooper
10:53 / 09.01.06
Ganesh is spot on about Barrymore’s Hitler thing being sub-Cleese, though Cleese only did it twice (Python Minehead By-Election Sketch, and of course Fawlty Towers) for a total of about ten minutes, whereas Barrymore has been doing that for… what, twenty years? Hmm.

Does anyone know if George Galloway would come out to hold surgery for his constituents ? Or is he hiding in the house to avoid being called to shout at US Senators again? Being on BB’s a good enough reason to get out of it, right ?

Anyway, got bored with prole BB in 2005, but a few minutes of this were enough to convince me to drop into the house a bit more. Love the idea of undermining the idea of celebrity – though in its way, the normal BB contestants end up being the kind of non-celebs this is kind of poking fun at, I feel, though I guess Endemol aren’t expecting the other house-residents or the audience to go ‘oh, my! They’re right! We’ve been complicit in undermining the requirement for people to have some kind of ability before they become a celebrity! What fools we’ve been, we must change our lives…’
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
10:59 / 09.01.06
funny how gorilla coat is upsetting so many.
prob the intention.
but really, pete burns is not famous. he's just a face.

true (global) order:

rodman (global US-based sports star)
bingham (global wank material)
barrymore (UK-wide ultra-celeb)
galloway (UK politician with global reach)
marsh (UK tabloid totty)
burns (Global niche freak)
lenska (posh actress with pedigree)
samuels (good internet fanbase apparently)
maggot (known to his fanbase)
alam (known by many briefly, no staying power whatsoever)

in my brain:

barrymore (big tabloid guy for 20 years)
galloway (big bbc news and channel 4 news punter for a long time)
burns (I will never forget dead or alive)
rodman (cos of big style mag splash in the early 90s, madonna, tranny, etc))
marsh (cos she is jordan's enemy and I know about jordan)
lenska (knew about her from my mum and dad)
bingham (sunday afternoons, post eccy return to life sessions watching baywatch)
alam (not my kind of news)
maggot (aware of band but not this guy)
samuels (off my radar until BB)
 
 
Char Aina
14:04 / 09.01.06
funny how gorilla coat is upsetting so many.

is it?
care to explain why?
 
 
Smoothly
14:30 / 09.01.06
Do we believe it's really gorilla? If it is, he could of course be in trouble, but it seems unlikely to me that he'd be that stupid.
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
14:37 / 09.01.06
man, you fucked up there toxie!

take the boxing gloves off.

then type.



gorrila scarf or whatever . . . . well, look mate, go and work in a rape crisis centre then come back and ask me . . .

seriously tho - seems such an obvious way to piss people off, thought others'd be a bit less santimonious; s’all a bit sixth year innit. I'd sooner they were all fucked off at barrymore shameless persona, that seems more offensive to me.

it’s petty is all.
 
 
Smoothly
14:49 / 09.01.06
I'd sooner they were all fucked off at barrymore shameless persona, that seems more offensive to me.

What do you mean, 'shameless persona'?
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
14:52 / 09.01.06
what, you don't see it?
 
 
Smoothly
14:57 / 09.01.06
Not sure. Depends what you mean. That he’s shamelessly adopted a persona? That his persona doesn’t exhibit enough shame?
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
15:02 / 09.01.06
my point is that the pete burns gorilla item is not something to get wound up too tightly about, cos, as you say, its unlikely to be gorilla, second, the guy's an ultra-club-kid so he naturally spouts this kinda shit and is looking for a reaction, and its hardly the most irritating thing in there to get irritated about.

alricht.

hope you're happy toxie.
 
 
Smoothly
15:05 / 09.01.06
Yeah yeah, I understood that bit. Just wondered what you were saying about Barrymore.
 
 
Ganesh
15:25 / 09.01.06
Do we believe it's really gorilla?

Apparently it is, vintage. "It could be fifty years old".
 
 
Smoothly
15:29 / 09.01.06
Ah, he might be safe then.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:41 / 09.01.06
Ah yes, 1947, the year they stopped using gorillas and started using aliens. A good year for the New Mexico fur trade.
 
 
Char Aina
16:00 / 09.01.06
im not sure its gorilla, dude.
i just dont think pete's defense of fur(whether through the use of a fictional gorilla coat or otherwise) makes him cool.

he values style over life, and that makes him a fanny in my eyes.

i'm not sure why i would need to work in a rape crisis centre... for perspective? are you suggesting that to value an animlas life over a person's occasional wear needs i would have to have no idea of bigger issues?

we can talk about what i do to make the world a better place in private if you like, but i feel a bit crass parading my exploits in front of everyone to prove the validity of my opinion. suffice to say, commenting about burnsy is not the extent of my interaction with the world.


and they're not boxing gloves. they're hulk hands.
i had to kill a real live hulk to get them, back in my hulkbuster days, so there's no way i'm taking them off.
 
 
Char Aina
16:06 / 09.01.06
hope you're happy toxie.

yeah, man.
took me some time to get back to you and all, but not for any reason other than work.
 
 
Ganesh
16:12 / 09.01.06
barrymore shameless persona

I don't really understand this either. Is it a reference to his being shameless enough to appear on CBB, is it a reference to the death in his pool (with the implication that he ought to be more visibly ashamed of this), are you talking about some concocted 'shamelessness' he's adopted as part of on onscreen persona?
 
 
Sniv
17:41 / 09.01.06
Wow. Did anyone else catch Jodie saying (of Preston) "If he didn't have a girlfriend, I'd give him one"? Crikey. Didn't think we'd hear it stated as explicitly as that. watch out for a Jodie vs Mrs Prezzer slanging match in the Tabs...
 
 
The Falcon
18:03 / 09.01.06
Does Preston (who'll always be #11 in my fame book, because I saw Chantelle fifteen minutes before him, but he's alright, inne?) have a lass? I thought he said something in his pre-entry about pretty girls mebbe being in the house. And that being good. Maybe Maggot, maybe both. Maybe just to look at, I suppose.

Enjoying this quite a lot more than previous versions so far.
 
 
Sniv
19:51 / 09.01.06
ahahaha. This is very funny. From Dennis' horndogging around da laydeez:

to Chantelle - "Before we get out of here, we're going to have sex."

"Oh. . Are you asking or telling me?"

"either",

and then with Jodie later, to Gorgeous' humility:

"we were talking fame in England. Worldwide fame, well that's me ... there are one a half billion Muslims in the world, and all of them know who I am." - Oh, really George, they all know who you are, and have a little picture of you next to Mohammed, that they kiss.
***
George calling Dennis a "sexual predator" (probably true there though).
***
"I thought people would ask me: 'what's it like in the house of commons?'" Like you'd bloody know! heeheehee
 
 
Char Aina
20:04 / 09.01.06
i'm with mr \}F{/ . preston is more of a nobody in my mind than chantelle. i still have no idea who he is, other than he is in some boy band or indie band, or something.

i know loads about chantelle in comparison.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:31 / 09.01.06
Chantelle d'amou-ou-our, rat tat ta tat ta
Play encore...
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
08:06 / 10.01.06
barrymore, in my mind, is shameless.

his general behaviour, bubbling in public and generally being a bit pathetic, to me, suggests he is without shame. he makes me cringe.

where as the fuss over pb and the so-called gorilla jacket makes me laugh, because it seems so............right, given the people involved and the context.

As long as its not Kong.
 
 
Jub
11:58 / 10.01.06
I enjoyed Barrymore trying to do Worzel Gummage and Chantelle not having a clue what he was doing concluding: “I think your special”.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:15 / 10.01.06
So did anyone see the big three-way (FIGHT! I meant fight, you filthy bastards) between MB, Pete and Jodie last night- from what was going on on DS it seems like I really shouldn't have been at work.
 
 
Smoothly
12:23 / 10.01.06
Do you mean the meat is murder debacle? You don’t need to watch the highlights show when you’ve got this thread, Stoat.

So, Jodie, George and Pete up for eviction. Being at all argumentative really is the quickest ticket out of there.
 
 
Smoothly
12:28 / 10.01.06
Oh, no. You mean this, don't you.
 
 
Saveloy
12:51 / 10.01.06
Yawn:

"where as the fuss over pb and the so-called gorilla jacket makes me laugh, because it seems so............right, given the people involved and the context."

Not sure I get you. Are you saying it's alright for people to do bad things as long as they're a Registered Arsehole?
 
  

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