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Celebrity Big Brother 2006

 
  

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Tits win
23:27 / 06.01.06
Yeah Ganesh, that and because most of them are freaks, caught on camera being freaks.
 
 
■
23:29 / 06.01.06
[Whistles, watches feet.]
 
 
Ganesh
23:31 / 06.01.06
*whistles, wonders whither Selfawaria*
 
 
Ganesh
23:34 / 06.01.06
Rula and Georgie up a tree

K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
 
 
■
23:36 / 06.01.06
His eyes show remorse? Blimey. I thought it was gout.
 
 
Ganesh
23:39 / 06.01.06
Barrymore really is quite shockingly raw, isn't he? It's as if he's lacking a layer of skin. He can't seem to bear his own company (at night, he mooches and fidgets around like a bored toddler in a supermarket) and seems to burst into tears at the slightest provocation. He's an odd child of a man.
 
 
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23:43 / 06.01.06
That's as maybe, but what the hell is going on with GG? Long pauses, yow, the man's voice is so big that you can hear him through the diary room walls! Someone, amplify the TV signal, please...
 
 
Ganesh
23:56 / 06.01.06
Bass register, I guess.
 
 
■
00:07 / 07.01.06
Actually, I can see this developing:
Rula and Michael set up house, accomodating mad uncle George on the sofa. They clean and bake like proper grown-ups until the biggest teenagers (Rodman, Marsh) rebel and start lots of rows in the kitchen.
The rest will stand around enjoying the attrition, ignoring the fact that there is a man made of plastic in the next room ready to come in and snip off their thumbs.
Young pop hero and GLC kid will save the day with their mildly unthreatening yoof music skillz and rescue poor Faria, who everyone has forgotten for being normal.
George will be left on his own for all eternity, for being a bit of a tit when he had every oppotunity to be the good guy. One fucking vote, George. just one.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:14 / 07.01.06
Barrymore really is quite shockingly raw, isn't he? It's as if he's lacking a layer of skin.

Well he has been flagellated by the tabloids, much more than Jodie.
 
 
■
00:19 / 07.01.06
Well, she offered her skin for nothing, no sport in that, what? Barrymore they had to tan before they even caught him.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:23 / 07.01.06
I just switched from E4+1 to E4 having realised I am an hour behind everyone. It seems far too calm in the Big Brother house. Someone get George to give us a speech about Nicaraguan solidarity.
 
 
■
00:27 / 07.01.06
I get the feeling he did, it was just muffled by the wall of the diary room.
 
 
Ganesh
00:31 / 07.01.06
Well he has been flagellated by the tabloids, much more than Jodie.

Yes, but it seems less the rawness of someone who's been flayed by the tabloids than the rawness of someone who's never matured into psychological adulthood. One wonders to what extent his wife-manager, Cheryl, actually mothered him.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:46 / 07.01.06
Too much mother later, too little mother earlier...
 
 
Ganesh
01:18 / 07.01.06
Christ, four units and Jodie Marsh unravels. Jordan must be sitting at home laughing her tits off.
 
 
Ganesh
09:52 / 07.01.06
Chantelle appears to have succeeded in allaying Preston's suspicions. Colour me impressed. Whether, come Sunday and Big Brother's announcement that one of the housemates is a 'civilian', he'll be sufficiently convinced not to revisit those suspicions remains to be seen.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:58 / 07.01.06
She's rapidly becoming my favourite. I'm sure, were I to actually spend much time in her company, I'd be hoping the gorilla was still up for a mauling after Pete Burns, but the same could be said for pretty much all of them.
I started off feeling terribly sorry for her, cos if I were in that situation I don't think I could cope. But it seems like she's actually starting to have a laugh with it.

I'd love to see her slowly working her way up to huge, mammoth lies, until they're all convinced that they actually own her record.
 
 
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10:01 / 07.01.06
Jodie M: I am so fucking strong

Wy do you only ever hear that from people likely to break down at a moment's notice?
 
 
Ganesh
10:11 / 07.01.06
"Being me is tough... I've been bullied since I was 11-years-old. Now I've been booed by a crowd of people that know nothing about me."

Oh, boo fucking hoo.

"There are other celebrities who say...that Jodie Marsh she's got saggy tits... Just because I don't pump them full of silicone."

It's so not easy being Jodie.

(I'm sympathetic on the inside. Really I am.)
 
 
Cherielabombe
12:31 / 07.01.06
Can I just say George and Rula just looked so cute this morning in their robes with sleep in their eyes? Adorable.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
12:36 / 07.01.06
Are ula and Dennis still together, do we know?

(I haven't been watching enough of this, I realise - will try to get up to speed over the weekend.)
 
 
Cherielabombe
12:36 / 07.01.06
And yeah, what was up with Jodie's breakdown? It was interesting listening to her go on and on to Rodman as he just seemed to be listening from a purely anthropological level.

Maybe this is Jodie's misguided attempt at being taken seriously by the public?
 
 
Ganesh
12:59 / 07.01.06
The Victimhood Monologues.
 
 
Ganesh
13:04 / 07.01.06
Can I just say George and Rula just looked so cute this morning in their robes with sleep in their eyes?

Don't Georgie's eyes always look like that? And his hair?

As I understand it, Rula and Dennis are no longer together (I believe he wrote and sang the divorce). She and George are both married, though, I believe.
 
 
Smoothly
13:37 / 07.01.06
Rula aint. And didn't George's wife file for divorce just before the election?
 
 
Ganesh
13:39 / 07.01.06
Really? Rrrowr! Game on, then...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
14:29 / 07.01.06
I've decided. Chantelle is currently my favourite. Nothing to lose, she knows it could all end any second... she's just having a fucking great time, and that's always nice to see.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:59 / 07.01.06
Does anyone else feel that there's something disturbingly priapic about George Galloway? And not in a good way, either? He seems like very much the kind of snake oil salesman, or iffy time share operative, that Jackie Collins would write a novel about if she ever decided to embark on a dark, urban, brutalist period. 'The Man Who Husbands Admired And Envied, But Their Wives Adored. At Least Until They Got The Next Bank Statement.'

That small, sad sound you can just about hear in the background of this if you turn volume right up is the collective scream of the 'Respect' party, and their ruined, shattered dreams, at least for the meantime, of changing society for the better.

I'm not sure if you can ever trust a man over thirty who doesn't have at least a couple of drinks on social occasions, unless they've been in rehab - with every thirty minutes or so that this clown is on telly, 'being himself,' the allegations about the oil in Iraq etc become exponentially more easy to believe.

Based on his performance so far, he is something beginning with a 'c,' fo sure, but 'charismatic' isn't necessarily the first word I'd look for, personally.
 
 
Ganesh
17:11 / 07.01.06
Part of the priapism is surely the great smoking phallus standing proud from Georgie's lips?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
17:59 / 07.01.06
Yes. In many ways, GG seems like a 'bad father.'
 
 
Ganesh
18:28 / 07.01.06
Big Brother's latest task is something of a wheeze: having the housemates demonstrate why they're famous, so Rodman has to shoot some basketball hoops, Faria has to shag her boss, etc. - and Chantelle has to sing Kandyfloss's debut hit, I Want It Now.

Bit cruel, but predictable. She's got to learn the tune and lyrics in double-quick time. Commented, "I don't need practice, I need bloody singing lessons".

I'm really warming to Chantelle.
 
 
Tits win
19:25 / 07.01.06
My Dad reckons that Galloway is the man because he made the jury judging him over the Iraq scandal look like idiots, all on his lonesome. Any mileage in that?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:23 / 07.01.06
(Been down the pub... so missed a few hours. This may be irrelevant).
I reckon Chantelle should pretend she's the drummer in Kandy Floss. That way she doesn't need to sing, or make up lyrics, or anything, and the onus is on BB to provide a drumkit at short notice.

If she plays them badly, she can play the "well they were all MIDIed- I just had to mime" card when called on it.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:38 / 07.01.06
Alas, I believe that they specified that she had to pretend to be the lead singer.
 
  

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