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Big Brother: Revenge of the Sixth.

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Psi-L is working in hell

11:52 / 02.08.05

Yes, but he did that cleverly whispering behind his hand, so clearly none of the cameras or microphones picked up on that...he's a moron.

Jub

12:23 / 02.08.05

No one on the outside of the house knows Craig's sexuality because he's never explicitly stated it. Apart from the times he has.

What did he tell everyone? I missed that...

Otherwise you're refering to the Orlaith incident: he snogged her which means he must be 100 % straight.

Fist Fun

12:56 / 02.08.05

Kinga was saying on the live feed that she doesn't care what anyone thinks of her. So that explains stuff.

Anthony

14:32 / 02.08.05

it seems nothing to me except an excuse for the british media to keep the news off the front pages.

_Boboss

14:42 / 02.08.05

yeah man i'm on your side, fucking forty six pages of sheeple talking, makes you wanna cunt don't it?

but hang on a second, i can see a newspaper front page just over there on my desk... there's news on it... oh no! i've just realised! you're talking rubbish!

pear

15:00 / 02.08.05

I just wish the newspapers would get back to real entertainment stories about proper celebrities like Girls Aloud.

haus of fraser

16:34 / 02.08.05

it seems nothing to me except an excuse for the british media to keep the news off the front pages.

yeah the news has been sooo quiet in England that nothing seems to be able to knock BB of the headlines.... twat.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

17:12 / 02.08.05

it seems nothing to me except an excuse for the british media to keep the news off the front pages.

Speaking as someone who is employed to read the English press, can I just say: No. No, it doesn't.

Spaniel

17:19 / 02.08.05

Guys, Anth's talking about the secret news.

Warewullf

17:22 / 02.08.05

Derek and Eugene are up for eviction?

Eugene?

How is he worse to live with than Craig? What the fuck were they thinking?!

Spatula Clarke

18:45 / 02.08.05

Ack. So that's definitely one of my prefered winners out, either way.

Yeah, I know. But look at the other options.

Tryphena Absent

20:15 / 02.08.05

What is wrong with these people? Can they not see that Craig is a slug wrapped in poison ivy crawling through limp salad? This is giving me abdominal cramps.

The Strobe

20:50 / 02.08.05

When Craig was really upset, I couldn't tell if he was talking in the plural about him+anthony... or just him. cf:

THEY ALL WANT US TO LEAVE
THEY ALL HATE US
THEY ALL DON'T WANT US TO BE HERE
THEY WANTS THE PRECIOUS

etcetera. Of course, what Craig really wanted, was THE CUDDLE.

"crehhg, meht, why've youse got your toung in me ear?"

And then Kinga went to masturbate on the lawn. Still, I'm liking Anthony more - housework or no - simply because he stood up for Eugene and was fairly honest. Craig has a vastly inflated opinion of himself, and something must be done.

Warewullf

20:53 / 02.08.05

Anthony finally stood up for himself against Craig but un-did it all by hugging him when he started crying. Again.

Can I just say how much I absolutely fucking loathe that twat? I hate him and I wish him physical harm.

Why did he need Anthony to talk to Eugene? Why couldn't he do it himself? And what the fuck was that about when he was mocking Eugene for offering to sew a button for Anthony? Craig would have offered if he knew how but, presumably, if he did it would be ok but if anyone else does it's arse-licking.

What a prick.

Tryphena Absent

21:10 / 02.08.05

Does anyone else want Kinga to win now? Anthony's face was the perfect picture of entranced horror.

Olulabelle

21:11 / 02.08.05

Can someone please talk me through Kinga sticking a bottle up her privates on national telly? Is that not seven shades of wrong, regardless of your don't give a shit attitude?

Very much liking the look of mortification on Anthony's face whilst she did it.

Alex's Grandma

21:17 / 02.08.05

And then Kinga went to masturbate on the lawn

Yes. Yes she did. They just can't seem to leave themselves alone this year can they ?

First Eugene, then Craig with the lights on, and then the revelations to (Saint) Anthony... And now this.

Call me old-fashioned, but if Big Brother's really a mirror held up to British society (and I think it arguably is,) how long's it going to be before it's 'ok' to launch into a frenzied bout of self-abuse on public transport?

After all, 'it could be the last time...' and so on.

Tony Blair, this is your country.

Warewullf

22:15 / 02.08.05

Can someone please talk me through Kinga sticking a bottle up her privates on national telly?

She stuck it inside herself while the sitting room, showed it to Craig who squealed then took it out, sat down, decided she'd go out on the lawn and masturbate with it. Craig laughed, Anthony said "no, don't, man" but didn't actually try to stop her (although you could tell he really didn't think she should do it) then she trotted out to the middle of the grass, lay down and began to insert the bottle. Cut to Anthony's disgusted-yet-intrigued face.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:21 / 02.08.05

Anthony certainly seems to have the look of someone who's dropped some acid without really thinking it through, and is only now coming to comprehend just how odd hallucinations can be...

Whisky Priestess

22:27 / 02.08.05

A BOTTLE?

Wouldn't that create a VACUUM?

God damn, I know it's unlikely in the BB house, especially this year, but I do so hope and pray that the bottle in question had not yet been opened.

Ahem.

MOVING EVER SO SWIFTLY ON:

Eugene up-to-the-minute quote... "imagine a spaceship that was constantly interrupted by people being late ..."

What, a spaceship?
In space?
Space?
Where no-one can hear you scream?

Don't give them ideas, Eugene mate. Just don't.

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:29 / 02.08.05

He's trapped in a nightmare inside a chamber of horrors wrapped up in an ordeal. I fail to see how he can not win now, for better or for worse.

Tryphena Absent

22:43 / 02.08.05

A BOTTLE?

Wouldn't that create a VACUUM?

Only if you stick it in neck up and I assume she wasn't. That woman was well prepared, clearly just looking at Anthony and Craig was enough.

That is possibly the crudest thing I've ever written.

As for the whole public masturbation thing, frankly I found it more appealing then Craig's clearly visible face when he was pumping away under the duvet. It's all basically broadcasted on TV anyway, if she chooses to do it in sight of the other housemates I find that odd but no odder then going on a show that films you on the loo.

Char Aina

22:59 / 02.08.05

a girl at my school once had similar fun in class with a tube of fruit sweeties of some kind.
i didnt get close enough to check, but there were several rumours detailing brand.
oh, and she was caught at it by a teacher.

AIEE, etc.

so is kinga not just the MOST insane person?
she's MAAAAAAD, in't she? she is going to have SO MUCH FUN in the house, and SHE JUST DOESNT CARE.
AAAAAH! she gets SOOOOOO excited!
and she doesnt care WHO knows it!
i suspect i might have to kill her if i was stuck in there just now, even knowing it's only two weeks more.
i like to think the tapes of said crime would be evidence for the defence.

Tryphena Absent

23:05 / 02.08.05

Okay, maybe it's a bit odder.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:34 / 03.08.05

Ah, now this is mpre my sort of thing. Anthony and Craig are discussing horror movies rather than being one themselves.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:36 / 03.08.05

I now have visions of Anthony stumbling out of the house like the lone survivor at the end of a splatter movie, little knowing that Davina is going to actually drive him right back to Leatherface's boudoir...

paranoidwriter waves hello

01:11 / 03.08.05

(I was supposed to be going to bed, but wanted to type this first)

What Craig hears in his head: 'Following You Around' by Morecambe & Wise (click on the link, scroll down the web-page about Sylvan Mason [nearly half-way down], and find and then "play" the aforementioned song.) Hear what I mean?

Night!

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

08:29 / 03.08.05

Craig...must...die...slow...awful...terror...agony...protracted...no...mercy
...in volcano...roast in lava...eyes burst...guts

How is this nasty flab-mounted bar of soap man breast wielding voice like grated glass stupid haircut wielding gollum freakout emotional fucktard spooky manipulative blowhard managing to stay in that fucking wretched shithole with these awful cunty people?

Oh, I see.

Jack Vincennes

10:29 / 03.08.05

Does anyone else want Kinga to win now?

I've always liked Kinga. I can't wait for tonight's show when we get to see her hungover regret for her wasted life. Overall though I still want Eugene to win, because that would annoy Craig the most, MWAHAHAH!

I've voted in the last three evictions. I think I'm losing my grasp on reality.

The Falcon

12:57 / 03.08.05

God, I wish I'd added my tupp'orth (or rather, 500 texts or so, at a cost of £50 - 'da been worth it) to remove the whingeing Orlaith.

I only voted once ever, to remove Lee from BB3, and felt bad afterward.

Don't think there's any doubt that Antnee will win now.

Eloi Tsabaoth

13:20 / 03.08.05

All he has to do is live until election night.

Haus of Mystery

14:17 / 03.08.05

Only if you stick it in neck up and I assume she wasn't

Either way someone - contestant or BB - should have stepped in.

Does anyone else want Kinga to win now?

No.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

14:30 / 03.08.05

Either way someone - contestant or BB - should have stepped in.

Only with some industrial strength Marigolds, mind you.

Yeauch.

Smoothly

14:44 / 03.08.05

I think Kinga’s getting a bit of a rough ride over that. Sure, it wasn’t very *dignified* (but, you know, this is Big Brother), but I can’t find seven shades of wrong. When Makosi’s used Anthony’s hand (and possibly his cock – do we know for sure?) to achieve the same, it didn’t cause the same brouhaha.

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

15:22 / 03.08.05

Are you sure?

I saw much brouhaha. It even made it onto The Wright Stuff, or whatever that heinous program after Trisha is in the A.M.

And, like, blatant wanking with a wine bottle on national TV?

Pourquoi?

As soon as you think the bottom of the barrel is finally reached, someone smashes through and finds a whole new barrel underneath.

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