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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

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02:32 / 09.07.03

spangle, i feel your pain.

11:12 / 10.07.03

Fucking idiots jumping on a misunderstanding so that they can twist it into something bigger and use the resultant fallout to continue their own petty feuds. Fucking idiots attaking people simply to make a name for themselves. Fucking idiots ignoring the substance of what's been said and instead reacting to a claim made by equally fucking idiotic people who're also totally incapable of actually listening to what's being said. Fucking idiots full fucking stop.

/me pukes blood.

People who are generally intelligent attacking a medium that they obviously have no real knowledge of and have made absolutely no effort to try and understand or look into in any depth whatsofuckingever. Even more bile-spewingly rancid when those selfsame people attack others for doing exactly the same thing about a medium that they *do* know.

Regrettable Juvenilia

11:38 / 10.07.03

People who, when two people agree on an issue but disagree with them, decide that the best way to 'win' is to imply that those two people are lovers. Gay lovers.

You can't argue with that.

No star here laces

11:54 / 10.07.03

Not being able to have what I want, when I want it, all the time. Having to do things that I don't want to do. Being required to wipe my own arse, what's that all about, eh? Other people, generally, or at least the ones that don't agree with me and/or offer novel and hithertofore unimagined sexual favours to my person. Work, death, family, friends, money, politics and public transport.

Yes.

No star here laces

11:58 / 10.07.03

Oh, and MICROWAVED FOOD IN RESTAURANTS.

Fuck, you walk around for ages trying to find a pub whose menu looks like they might actually cook the fucking food themselves and it's completely impossible.

You bastards, I'd rather eat a fried egg on toast than whatever pre-prepared french/thai/italian shite you serve that tastes EXACTLY THE SAME AS ANY OTHER FOOD IN ANY OF THE PUBS ON THAT STREET i.e. of absolutely nothing.

Bleagh.

Whisky Priestess

13:02 / 10.07.03

Fucking prams. Bastard bloody space-eating unnecessary prams on public fucking transport. What's the matter, mummy? Baby Gap not enough of a status indicator so you have to buy a fucking Silver Cross SUV in order to impose yourself properly on everybody else's space?

I just don't understand why. Babies, even the biggest ones, are only about two foot long. Granted, they need a lot of paraphernalia - nappies, bottles, new clothes, bonnets blah blah blah. But how on earth is having a pushchair which takes up six square feet of space at least, gets in everyone's way and bruises their ankles and is a cunt to get up and down stairs without pulling a weak-and-feeble-woman-please-help-me-act a good transport solution. Why don't these stupid, stupid, selfish accessory-fetishist women just strap the fucking sprog onto their chests and carry the baby stuff in a backpack or bag? How much simpler would that be for everyone?

I was on the tube yesterday (oh yes,and I also hate cunty tube drivers who stop the train in the middle of the tunnel for ten minutes so that uyou don't know what's going on and think you're going to die, and don't let you know what the fuck's happening until the train's about to start again) and there was an Indian woman who had a baby in a sling, looking very happy about it and taking up an efficient rather than exorbitant amount of space. In the middle of the carriage, and blocking it completely, were TWO overbred yummy mummies with their off-road prams and disproportionately tiny babies lost somewhere in the depths, taking up the space of at least four people.

What - is - wrong - with - them?

19:19 / 10.07.03

On some levels yes. But do they insist that you eat red pepper tapenade (sp?) in french farm houses?

Do they suggest anything like that?

Not exactly but I'm sure they have a low grade version like squirting tomato ketchup into your mouth for protein while wondering if the couple upstairs will ever stop fighting.
then possibly having a horrid nightmare full of neverending queues and red faced bawling toddlers who look like they may never have been bathed could just be me though.

09:15 / 16.07.03

Fucking companies which only put you on the payroll if you start on the first of the month! GRRR! How the FUCK am I supposed to survive for the whole of August on FOUR FUCKING QUID! They 'suppose it'll be all right' to give me a sub until then, but 'it may not be for the full amount you're owed'. WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT? Do they think I miraculously fly to work, live on air and dwell in the forests (emerging every morning in full 'business casual dress' of course)? Are they totally oblivious to the fact that their employees are human?
GRRRR!

09:55 / 16.07.03

Time recording. If I had the time to time record I'd do it.

The whole video/wires/cd players/dvd player/technology set up thing. What is fucking scart lead and why does this whole subject have to be so sodding complicated and smug!?

Slash fandom wanking and those circular conversations about "How much better the stories/writers/feedback/used to be back in the day.."

10:06 / 16.07.03

So-called "unprovoked" attacks on US Forces in Iraq.

They're not fucking unprovoked, shitfeatures, you invaded thier fucking country!

"Won't someone please think of the children?!!?"

Ah, fuck off and stop using children as an excuse to enforce your own own prejudices.

I swear to Jeebus, if this whole thing about the little bitch who ran off with that marine sparks up that whole children-and-the-internet thing again, I'm gonna scream and someone's gonna die.

Old brown-eye is back

10:07 / 16.07.03

Oh for heaven's sake. A Scart cable is the most convenient and effective way of transporting a digital signal from a particular source (say, a DVD player) to a particular display or recording unit (say, a television.) Each end - or terminal - will be kind of square shaped, while the middle will most likely be quite rubbery.

Hang on. You're not a girl, are you?

10:18 / 16.07.03

>>Hang on. You're not a girl, are you?

A fine example of the type of smugness I was referring to!

Since you utilised the magic word 'rubbery' however, I'll restrain my desire to scream invective at you.

Whisky Priestess

11:11 / 16.07.03

The bunch of fucking incompetent muppets (or one in particular, Kerry) who run the graduate admissions dept at UEA. When I say I want to be considered for the MA in Creative Writing (Prose Fiction) I don't want an offer of a place on the MA in Fucking Fiction Studies! I've already got a fucking English Lit MA! Why would I need another one? I want to write, you cunts, not pansy about reading James fucking Joyce!

12:08 / 16.07.03

If anyone wants to witness a miracle then come and watch me at work because everytime my boss interupts me and makes his problems mine (even though he caused the fucking problem in the first place)I swear to the great God of merry hell that it takes a miracle of bilical proportions to stop me taking a shit on his desk and walking out.

"I haven't got time for this" he gripes about, oh, I dunno, every two nanoseconds.
Well I haven't got the patience for this, and that trumps your "time" every fucking time.

And if he gets me to do his fucking donkey work anymore then you're gonna here a very loud explosion as my head bursts.

12:50 / 16.07.03

Fucking middle class do-gooders and there imagined sense of purpose and justice, the fat bloated wogs are turning this planet to shit so they can live the life the media hypnotized them into wanting, fuckers!

Oh yeah, and the so called terrorist acts are actually acts of war, war against a nation that dominates the international currency market, bullies other countries into accepting it puritanical/tyrranical beliefs and feeds it citizens into obesity like their pigs at a trough.
Is it any wonder why the world hates america? I just read an article that 50% of american pets are over weight, over weight!! we consume so fucking much even our dogs and cats are fat! Fat americans with their huge suv's, thats why suv's are so popular, its the only thing americans will fit in anymore, the monsterously fat ignorant fucks!!!!

Old brown-eye is back

12:56 / 16.07.03

Ahhh, yes. Rubbery.

And - wogs ?!?!

ONLY NICE THINGS

20:40 / 16.07.03

I think Hermes may have learnt a new word and got excited.

21:02 / 16.07.03

How the fuck does skin colour connect with body mass index, hermes? Untamed hate and anger comes in ugly guises over the Pond, clearly.

Whisky Priestess

22:47 / 16.07.03

Does it mean something different over there, maybe? A generic rather than racial term of abuse?

Grr, arg, hate etc. Bloody supermarkets that don't sell booze after 10.30.

10:06 / 17.07.03

More slash - LotR-specific. It's not exactly anger, or hate. It more worries me. If even *I* know you're getting the details horribly fucking wrong, then you just aren't trying hard enough, are you? Confusing Caras Galadhon and Caradhras is just stupid, sweetheart, when there are online Tolkien encylopedias that will clear up any doubt in mere seconds. And if you're going to use Sindarin in your story, at least have the fucking sense/decency not to call it 'Elven'. Call it 'Elvish' if you must... is that unfair? I suppose 'elven' is not entirely innaccurate, in the sense that JRRT refers to 'high-elven' (i.e. Quenya) or the 'elven-tongue(s)'...but it strikes me as a fuck-up in the fic, rather than anything else.

...and calling Boromir 'blond' in every frigging paragraph? Wtf? He's dark-haired and grey-eyed in the book, and he's not bloody blonde in the movieverse either, by any stretch of the imagination. Are you being weird for weird's sake?

I know I'm too anal, but you fucks could do with being a little bit *more* anal, non?

Yeah, I know I'm getting all squeaky over nothing - there are better things I could be getting pissed off about, but I can't be arsed. I just like people to make an effort.

18:03 / 25.07.03

People in a hurry who think they walk as fast as you.

You don't.

09:51 / 28.07.03

Online grocery shopping can fuck right off, their substitutions are terrible. I don't shagging well WANT the expensive strawberries if you haven't got the normal ones, you bastards - they're quite expensive enough already. And banana flavoured cereal bars? I hate banana flavoured cereal bars. And where's my chai?

They don't have any bloody thing at all. Fuckers.

Hattie's Kitchen

12:23 / 28.07.03

GGrrrrr....fucking bastard smug young couples who walk hand in hand along the pavement at a pace of 2 metres an hour, thereby blocking the street for the likes of me who are trying to get past them, and then when I do manage to sidestep the twats and walk past, they give me filthy looks...well fucking excuse me for interrupting your walking love-a-thon, but IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING PAVEMENT! MOVE THE FUCK OVER! CAN'T YOU BEAR TO BE SEPARATED FOR JUST ONE NANOSECOND, YOU SHIT GOBLINS?

And then there's the bloody pram mafia, these painfully hip mums who charge down the street with their three-wheeler trendy prams, breaking ankles and toes in their rush to get to the fucking tofu shop. AAARGH!!

Whisky Priestess

13:17 / 28.07.03

I agree

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10:08 / 29.07.03

Don't forget the hordes of foreign students bumbling aimlessly around in huge groups with their matching language school backpacks. Like one pathetic wobbly beast. Like a giant jellyfish on a pavement that's spilling into the road. Or something.

Tryphena Absent

10:35 / 29.07.03

Tourists. On the tube. When you're trying to get to work and they're all wow look at that sign and where the hell are we.

11:27 / 29.07.03

...and at the top of escalators too. wtf? move out of the way. The 2 other main things that annoy me about tourists on the tube is they push the door open button (duh) and don't understand the whole "please let passengers get off first" rule.

On a brighter note, I also hate email disclaimers. "If you have received it in error...." - I've received nothing in error matey - your fuckwit of a secretary sent me it in error - don't try and make it my fault.

and.....relax.

14:40 / 29.07.03

Wildly off-topic stuff on mailing lists. It's an appallingly written het wank fantasy featuring yourself and Chris Barrie? Then don't fucking post it on a Red Dwarf slash mailing list. It's piece of Harry Potter slash? Then don't shagging well post it on an LotR mailing list. Please, for the love of God, please.

(Actually, the het wank fantasy was one of the most painfully funny things I've ever read. A real comedy train wreck of a fic.)

14:53 / 29.07.03

Frigging frigging fuckpig sponsored fucking busking on the tube - little sponsored platforms where buskers, who've done the fucking audition get to serenade the public and we all get to clap and applaude. JUST FUCK OFF. The whole fucking point of busking is that it's spontaneous, a bit of a laugh, has everything got to be turned into a fucking corpate sponsoship wankathon? Cant anything fucking exist anymore without some cunting adman slapping a fucking logo on it - Carling FUCK RIGHT OFF. I mean why? Why fucking bother, is anybody going to dink your shitty pissweak lager because of this?

Our Lady of The Two Towers

15:13 / 29.07.03

Is it true that after every third mangled Beatles/Oasis number they have to get out sock-puppets and act the latest Budweiser ad?

15:30 / 29.07.03

To second Illmatic, any goddamn city or place that has annoying anti-busking laws. "You can play, but not with a sign that asks for money" say the first set of police. "Get lost" say the second set. Grrrr. Or worse are cities that have 'downtown ambassadors' instead of police. "Hi! I have NO authority whatsoever, and am 18 years old, BUT you need a permit to play here, so move along." "um... no."

15:38 / 29.07.03

Moaning about tourists? Cyuh, typical bloody Londoners. You go on and on and on about how bloody fantastic the place is, and then you moan like buggery when people come and look at the damned thing. You do realise, don't you, that it's the tourists who are paying for those luxury tofu push-chairs you all fly about in? I dunno, that Hitler must be laughing all the way to the bunker.

The thing that's most pissed me off recently has been the discovery of a bogey in a library book. What sort of slack-jawed nugget wipes their f***ing finger off in the middle of a Lord Peter Wimsey story, eh? Why couldn't they use the underside of the bloody coffee table like everyone else, eh? Probably thought they were being cultured - "ooh, I wipe my finger off on literature." Put me off the rest of the book, that did.

10:01 / 30.07.03

Getting the date for an interview for a job I really really want. Preparing shitloads of notes and a presentation for it. Also working my ass off to prepare for a visit from the big guys for the place where I currently work. My presence is nessecary.

Only to be told that they're both on the same day. And, since both deal with a few dozen people, neither can be changed.

Within the same 15 minute period. My landlord mentions the word eviction due to the actions of another flatmate, my boss arrives in with more work that has to be 'right now!' yet its the fifth time he's made changes to it, the ATM eats my bankcard, and I get a call from my mom saying my cat's died.

I'm really really quite angry. This is not a good day.

15:00 / 08.08.03

WHY F...ING BOTHER? pt. 9,235: bloody poncey bastard 'cutting-edge design' websites, with links that slide out from odd places for no reason at all and confusing wibble-wobble graphics that fade in and out like a geometrically perfect fart passing silently through an architecture student's silk f..king underpants.

The price of records in Oxfam: they automatically stick the Record Collector mint condition price on everything, even if the
sleeve is ripped and the record has more scratches than a brickie's nuts. Hoity-toity Nazis of the charity shop world, that's them!

WHY F...ING BOTHER? pt. 9,236: the width of the supposedly two seater seats on those little 3/4 length buses. Just enough to accommodate a Jack Russell and a bacteria, if the latter doesn't mind sticking half its arse out into the aisle for schoolkids to kick on their way down. I reckon a 'Spinal Tap stage set' type mistake was made and never corrected.

16:12 / 08.08.03

TWO FUCKING WEEKS it took you to send the "thanks, but no thanks" letter you promised by the end of the week. Don't think I wouldn't have called you but I heard through the grapevine that you offered it to someone else THAT VERY SAME DAY! And don't think that the hand-applied first-class stamp made the SLIGHTEST bit of difference. Good luck to you too, you'll NEED IT! I can't BELIEVE I'm supposed to believe that I-I-I don't have the skillz to work with YOU!

TWO FUCKING YEARS you made that engine for. Why the fuck did you make THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF INLET MANIFOLD for it? Have you ANY IDEA how I'm gonna get a replacement for that? No? Neither do I. Neither did the garage guy. Perhaps you'd like to pay the goddamn tow bill for me?

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