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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

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22:00 / 24.02.03

Fuck February. Fuck being put on hold for 15 minutes while standing out in the cold. Fuck missing important phone calls because some fucker called just as you were driving up the fucking driveway. Fuck people who weren't home on time because if they were I wouldn't have missed said phone call. Fuck being put on hold again . Just fuck it all.

Goodness Gracious Meme

13:02 / 25.02.03

me again- the story of today:

contuining serotonin flatine + cough that kept me up most of the nite (apparently due to cutting down massively on smoking. great. do I get my reward in heaven? is that IT?) + first day on new job on 3 hrs sleep + masses of womb, back and leg ache=

FUUUUUUUCK.

HATE

13:09 / 25.02.03

Fuck my bladder.

Fuck needing to pee so badly but not wanting to leave the pc incase someone replies to a post I made on Barbelith.

Arggh... neeed... too.... peeee

14:01 / 25.02.03

Fuck working for a living. It's a mug's game.

Fuck getting up in the morning at the behest of The Man.

Fuck these new bus ticket machines which are all breaking down already.

Fuck dealing with my e-mail backlog and thinking I will feel better because they only come back at you in triplicate with more demands that you do more work.

Fuck Somerfield who overcharged me for four chicken breasts.

And most of all

Fuck the Fat Cat who leapt up on the kitchen counter and ran away with half of the chicken while I was preparing Dead Bird in Honey Mustard Sauce last night. Little glutton had just been fed too. He forgets I am a stern and vengeful master.

I need a pint, so Fuck the next Fifty Seven Minutes while I pretend to be working assiduously away at my computer here...

14:03 / 25.02.03

And, just, FFFFFFFuck! (in general)

Hattie's Kitchen

16:46 / 25.02.03

Fuck the fuck-featured little arse-wipe who tried to steal my bike this morning, fortunately my snarling Scouse-accented torrent of abuse frightened him off. Pinching bikes is well out of order, especially if it's a crap bike, which mine is.

Fuck my place of work, which has re-arranged my hours yet again, no more luxurious lie-ins for me. Bastards. And I had to get my photo taken for the stupid McDonalds-stylee photoboard, like anyone gives a fuck about who I am and what I actually do. Bah.

Fuckity fuck fuck.

The Return Of Rothkoid

21:00 / 26.02.03

Fecking lawyers. Who manage to say they've never received over four hundred pounds telegraphically transferred into their accounts. Fucking ARSE!

22:52 / 26.02.03

FUCK feeling like seratonin is an old memory and therefore emotionally flatlined

Have an ecto. Seratonin will come dashing in like an old friend.

Unless this what caused the problem in the first place.

Ah - Fuck the conundrum that is drug-use.

Regrettable Juvenilia

08:45 / 27.02.03

Being a complete and utter liability. Urgh! Fuck!

13:35 / 27.02.03

I rage at the invisible force - probably God - who is using inanimate objects to piss me off, thusly-wise:

- Directing dust into the gap between my contact lens and my eye. For anyone who hasn't experienced this it's akin to having a hot electric needle shoved in there. It causes the wearer to shout "Argh! I'm f***ing DYING!" and cry hot, blinding tears. It always happens at the least convenient moment, eg when you're halfway across a busy road or when you're about to step on a bus and state your destination (*sob* "Commercial... hang on... *sniff* ... Commercial.... shit... Commercial Road, please. F***ing hell, I'm dying!")

- Adding insult to injury in record shops by ensuring that not only is there nothing in the section devoted to the artist I'm after, but that the artists both in front and behind are the most dire shite imaginable and stocked to the gills with 5 copies of every pissing album said shite-arses ever produced. Eg: empty Country Teasers section sandwhiched between massive Chas'n'Dave and Dollar collections. Bastards!

Man-made badnesses:

- Yogs - the evil bastards who invented them and the doubly evil sugar-pushing wankers who advertise them every 20 seconds during kiddie telly. Why don't they just storm the house and stick a f***ing funnel in my son's gob, pump sugar and fat through it 24 hours a day and charge me a thousand quid a second to do it, eh? Eh?!!!!

- The plastic tat they give away at McDonalds et al. Nippers play with 'em for 2 seconds before discarding. Terrible waste of resources.

22:20 / 27.02.03

Fuck what is occasionally the least satisfying job on the face of the planet. Why is every single dialogue within my working day tinged with resentment that I'm a) forcing psychotropic drugs on those who know (better than me) they don't need them, or b) failing to provide psychotropic drugs for those who know (better than me) they do? Fuck the creeping medicalisation of life...

Aethelwine Jedi

10:45 / 28.02.03

Fuck banality. Fuck it hard.

13:28 / 04.03.03

Bollocks! I have to enter £35,829,69 worth of invoices - FUCCCCCCKkkkkkkkk

Less searchable M0rd4nt

00:22 / 05.03.03

I know I'm going to one of the coolest, swingingest, beautifulest places in Europe an therefore have no right to complain about anything ever again ever ever ever but FUCK FUCKING PACKING ALL MY FUCKING SHIT UP A-FUCKING-GAIN!!!

04:25 / 11.03.03

Love me already!!!! Goddamnit!!! Arrrrrrrrgh, fuck fuck shitfuck motherfucking fuckslutbastardshitfriggledamnboozler!!!! arrrrrgh

08:35 / 21.03.03

FUCK... MY SCANNER!

Which, at TWO IN THE BASTARD MORNING, as I was scanning one last bunch of images for an oh-so-juicy comics page, which i had been working on for ABOUT NINE HOURS at that point, made a godawful noise, and crashed Photoshop.

Now I am in work, and knackered, with nothing to show for it.

and FUCK ME for not saving often enough.

(scanner, if you're reading this, I didn't mean it. I love you really. You are going to start working for me again this afternoon, aren't you? please?)

Our Lady of The Two Towers

17:38 / 21.03.03

Big Hairy Bollocks to my NTL Digibox, which apropros of absolutely nothing a-fucking-t all broke down this evening in the middle of SG-1. After 15 minutes of annoying messages (stop giving me a prerecorded message saying you're going to answer the phone as soon as possible, either tell me where I am in the queue or fuck off!) I finally got through to someone. I should have known I was in trouble when I cheerily asked "have you got loads of people phoning you up now to report all their channels have gone?" to be told "no". Half an hour later, we've run through her repertoir and it's not working, although the error seems to be different. So I've got the engineer coming tomorrow. When I'm at work. There's a four hour window for them to turn up, from four to eight. I'm working until five. Would anyone like to take bets?

At first I thought, thank god there's nothing on telly I want to watch tonight, then I realised that it's the Xfm dance show which is always good, which means I'm going to have to fuck about with my radio to try and find it instead...

Now, do I look on this as a blessing in disguise, a chance to catch up on my writing/reading/sigil polishing < ahem >? Do I bollocks. I'm not one for thriving in adversity, so I'm moaning at you lot instead!

And no, I don't believe this is divine retribution for me taking the piss out of 'Left Behind'. GRRR! BIBLIOPHILE RAGE!

Goodness Gracious Meme

17:44 / 21.03.03

Lada, yr beautiful when you're angry.

18:35 / 21.03.03

Fuck Bush and Blair and Rumsfeld and Perle and the arses in the 'Question Time' audience. Fuck those members of the British public who've been overwhelmed enough by the spectactle to decide that, yes, fucking Iraq hard is actually quite a Good Idea after all, and Blair is a Statesman for supporting it. Fuck arguing endlessly with was-anti-now-I'm-pro-war morons. Fuck morons.

I have moronic fatigue syndrome.

21:07 / 21.03.03

Bombs fall, stocks rise

Betting the war will be short, investors drive the Dow 8% higher in its best week since '82.

AAAAAHHHH!

Tryphena Absent

21:17 / 21.03.03

I have got hayfever... fucking tree pollen driving me mad.

01:31 / 22.03.03

AAAAAAAAAARRGFFFFFFFHHHHHH FFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

Our Lady of The Two Towers

08:36 / 22.03.03

Ooh, sympathy to Anna as hayfever is a pain, though luckily I don't get it from the trees.

bengali in platforms Lada, yr beautiful when you're angry.

You only love me for my deep all-consuming misanthropic hatred for humanity and all it's works.

12:40 / 22.03.03

political apathy AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
this war is making me increasingly intolerant of anyone who does not hold anti-war views. hate breeds hate.
Spoke to two people yesterday on the matter of protesting
bloke no.1 ''blair's a fascist so there is no point in protesting''
bloke no.2 ''think of all the poor granny's stuck on buses when protesters are blocking the streets'' -- yeah right, i cannot believe how small minded this was -- if your granny was in bagdad she'd be dead! Being stcuk on a bus is hardly the end of the world.

Aethelwine Jedi

19:29 / 22.03.03

Yes, I am small and I am trite, but in this time of turbulence… Ok Go's 'Get Over It' massively pisses me off. The lyrics are holier than thou, and the opening is ripped off from Queen's 'We Will Rock You'. Also, I hate Good Charlotte's 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' for similar reasons; the opening is ripped off from 'Lust for Life', and the lyrics are just… stupid. 'OHOHOHOH, WE IS SO RAWK COS WE THINK THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE FAMOUS SHOULD CHEER UP COS, Y'KNOW, MONEY EQUALS HAPPINESS. HUR.'

Also, The Sun. I've probably said this before, and I will say it again: I hate The Sun. I flicked through a copy the other day, and most of the commentary on the war seemed to be along the lines of, 'Rar, guns are teh badass!! Hey, look, a missile. Is it not TEH AWESOMER?"
(Yes, I believe that they actually used the word 'awesome' under a picture of a US missile being launched.)

00:19 / 23.03.03

T.W.A.T.s aside, imagine a band called "Trevis". Like "Travis" but more like the popular boy name "Trevor". This band's name can be speltt in three ways:

1: Trevis
2: Treviss
3: Trevice

Pick your most annoying.

My pleasure.

Hattie's Kitchen

06:36 / 25.03.03

Well, since starting my new shoulderpads job, I've had no time to post on Barbelith, for the simple reason that one of my clients is the Ministry of Defence - oh, the irony.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

07:08 / 25.03.03

Yeah, fuck, what everyone else has said about the whole war- sorry, invasion- thing. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Yeah, I keep telling myself it's kind of a silver lining that so many people (especially kids) are becoming politicised... but I feel kind of ashamed that while I'm out in the streets getting my dose of righteous indignation, people are dying. And I don't know how to shake that feeling. And that really fucks me off.

10:02 / 25.03.03

fuck a regular at the pub where i work who said that he didnt give any money to comic relif because they sent some of the money abroad, yes folks he was using racism as excuse for his stingyness i mean CUNT

Normally the best policy for bar staff is to nod your head and agree with whatever halfthought out ill informed peice of shit that falls out there horrid little mouths but the converstion turned to HIV and AIDS, at this point he said "all people with HIV should be shot, because there only going to go out and spread it" no word of A FUCKING LIE, i was already gritting my teeth by then and my manager could see me fighting back the urge to bounce a beer tray of his head, when he said that my face went white, ever been so angry you cant speak the words wont come out of your mouth just odd grrrowlingg noises.

at this point my boss ushered me out the back and told me to "walk it off"

still thinking about it makes me shake with anger.

12:20 / 25.03.03

But you know, stoatie, respect to you for feeling that.

08:29 / 26.03.03

"I refute that."

No you bloody fucking do not! Unless you are arguing that there is something about the structure of your being that makes said object of refutation incontrovertibly untrue.

Are you arguing that?

No?

Then shut up and stop using words you don't understand.

As a little aside, journalists seem to let this one slip all the time - as if using language badly constituted an argument.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

16:57 / 26.03.03

Gah! Mong's Teeth!

I ordered some DVDs* from Play.com at the weekend, and it usually takes three to four days to arrive at work, which is where I have them delivered to, so it's often even money as to whether they arrive on wednesday, when I get them immediately, or thursday, which means I don't get them until Friday because I have Thursday off.

It was looking like I was going to have to wait until Friday because they hadn't arrived by the time the council sorting office closed at 5:00 pm.

ONLY, I just happened to be walking through the workroom, looking for something, and happened to notice the box, sitting on top of a load of other boxes of books, stationery and other assorted crap. Someone had ignored my name on the box and opened it. Seeing it was some DVDs they had then just left the box there. Now, I can understand them not noticing my name on the box before opening it, the powers involved when a Librarian enters 'the zone' are not to be sniffed at. But then to leave the box there and not let me know it had arrived or put it near my shelf which was a few paces away... Again Gah!

I sincerely believe the hell that is work is eased if you know the staff are working together and helping one another. And there is a wanker out there.

* And no, I'm not telling you what they are because you'd probably giggle. But I did also order My Wrongs... which definitely hasn't arrived yet.

17:03 / 26.03.03

Icicle: political apathy ... this war is making me increasingly intolerant of anyone who does not hold anti-war views.

Not to piss on your hategasm, but it should be self-evident that being pro-war, or simply undecided, does not in itself represent political apathy or a lack of engagement.

17:15 / 26.03.03

I know this is a crappy time for it, and there are infinitely more important things going on in the world. But I'm really, really fucking disillusioned with the whole love thing. More clearly than when I last got dumped after a two year live-in relationship. Love is about as attractive as Trude Mostue's collection of testicles right now. Dogs are so much better than human beings, and henceforth relationships with dogs will be my only meaningful ones. Someone slap me if I ever fall in love again. Ok?

08:37 / 27.03.03

Not enough thanks for my nicetude can get my goat sometimes.

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