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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

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The Return Of Rothkoid

14:25 / 21.05.03

They're drilling behind the urinal?

That's a recipe for disaster, surely?

Old brown-eye is back

14:36 / 21.05.03

God's teeth!

Tryphena Absent

14:39 / 21.05.03

You people are all wrong today.

Ninjas make great pets

14:55 / 21.05.03

people who are all wrong..

http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/

09:06 / 23.05.03

"Quote me happy."

NNNNNNNgggggggggggggRAARRRAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

Also:-

Young man in front of me in newsagents, British accent (ie not American), asking for fags and chocolate. Does he say: "May I have 20 Benson & Hedges cigarettes and a Mars Bar, please?" No. He says:

"Can I get 20 B and H, and can I get a mars bar?"

I nearly choked on my own false teeth. Has it come to this? God help us if there's a war, eh?

Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes

21:45 / 30.05.03

Somebody has upset my wife, I’m fucking angry, sad, want to beat the shit out of guy and I will if I see him. She is the sweetest girl in the world. She is a pure soul, so honest, so kind. But she wouldn’t want this so the anger has to go somewhere. AAAAARARARARARAGAGGAGAGARARAGAGAARAGGGGGGGGGFUCKFUCKFUCK CANTANUYRTCANTCUNTBASTARDCUNTFUCKINCUNT..

14:36 / 03.06.03

Not quite rage, but PPPPAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! Stupid fucking body; why does something as simple, regular and neccesary as your body getting rid of some stuff that's completely unnessecary unless you're pregnant have to be so fucking painful that it could be misinterpreted as THE WHOLE OF YOUR FUCKING ABDOMEN SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY COLLAPSING INTO YOUR BODY????? AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

Not only that, I wacked my head off the wall.

Gah.

The Knights Templar Boogie Machine

14:49 / 03.06.03

new age shops that don't stock chaos magic books, don't seem keen on wanting to order anything remotely interesting, and then saying:
'Have you read David Icke?'...

fuck a coconut..

00:22 / 14.06.03

Student parties keeping us hard working folks awake of an evening.

Selfish little fucks

09:50 / 18.06.03

Gordon fvking Bennet:

Posh middle-aged people getting tattoos and stuff

Quote:
' “I don’t want ‘Mum’ and a heart on my arm. I am a mum,” said Claudia Harris, 42, flicking through the tattoo catalogues on a black leather sofa in the ground-floor young fashions section.

The women are definitely going for the top end of the market, according to Greg Johnson, the head tattooist. “One had the name Louis Vuitton right across her lower back,” he said. Tattoos are not the only body adornment in demand. Mr Johnson said that one woman arrived at the desk and said: “I want the most expensive thing you’ve got.” She was directed to a £2,100 platinum navel piercing with white diamonds. ' End quote

*seeth*

I warn anyone with a heart condition not to read the bit about the wine labels.

09:59 / 19.06.03

FUCKING A-Levels.
Can't sleep, can't go out, can't see my boyfriend. Have been holed up in my room for the last week revising gender differences in communication and IT WASN'T IN THE PAPER!!! Now will spend the next three days on child languge acquistion and grammar, like I give a flying toss. Eat shit and die, Chomsky.

Regrettable Juvenilia

10:10 / 19.06.03

The people from the Doritos 'Friendchips' adverts. How are these people still alive? They must all live in a heavily-guarded compound, which they never leave without masks and numerous bodyguards. Motherfucksticks.

10:57 / 19.06.03

Fuck Connex south eastern.

Grove Park station goons announce that the train is delayed due to a signal failure. The driver announces it's running late because of congestion in the London bridge area, and the charing cross tannoy muppets tell me it's because of a late running outward service.

Stop lying to me you shitbags. I'd rather not know than listen to your sappy '1001 weak excuses to fob off the cattle scum' du jour

11:20 / 19.06.03

Fly - I'm so with you. Using a really lame pub joke routine which wasn't even fuuny when you tried it in real life as the basis for an ad, with hideous aspirational lifestyle message - "hey, yeah, I so wish my life was like a bad episode of Friends, just hanging out and being kerrr-azy, with other people who look just as gooood as me" - Filth. Nothing else. Filth.

12:03 / 19.06.03

Yes. YES. YES! Those fucking fuckers must die. I, personally, will kill them.

Owls. Remember that A-Levels are shit for arse-holes.

The Natural Way

16:36 / 19.06.03

No, Fly, let me tell you about Connex and the heights of cuntitude! You think you know...oh, you think you know, but you do not! No, indeed! Because you didn't have to commute from fucking Etchingham to Charing Cross EVERY SHITTING DAY FOR TWO SKUNTING YEARS!

It's the APOLOGISING, Fly! The apologising! When that bastardfuck gets on the bastard tannoy and tells you every five minutes how 'Connex apologise for the delay and any inconvenience it may cause..'. I ask you: Who gives a fuck? After twoskilldillion train delays, overcrowded cars, overheated compartments and every other bastard thing, the 'apology' becomes something else... Something unto leaving the salt in the cupboard and rubbing the fucking knife into the wound. It's the biggest pisstake of them all and activates my KILL!!! function like nothing else.

And stop slagging Chomsky, Owls. You'd only be caning fierce chalice with the boyfriend, and we all know how bad that is for you.

18:43 / 19.06.03

The people who talk in my gym. I don't mean a little light-hearted badinage at an acceptable conversational volume. I mean the cuntshining scumholes who fucking shout at each other in their annoying, happy-happy voices, flirting like retarded telephone sex line operators, minging on and on and on and on about how much 'personality' they need in their shitty funpub jobs, distracting me during whatever it is I'm trying to do in there with the thought of how much fucking bastardsick pleasure I would get from ripping their fucking heads off and feeding them to their pets! You fucking dickweeds! You absolute vadgebags! You twats!

Let me get one thing straight, now. In my philosophy, the gym is not a nightclub, it is not a place you go to have a social life, it is a place you go to put yourself through a variety of arduous physical procedures in order to render your body more effective in navigating the physical universe you inhabit. That is all. We run because, one day, we may need to run for our lives. When that happens - you useless funpub drone - you will not feel any compulsion to tell the wolves at your heels how hilarious it was to dress in a 70s wig and squirt shaving cream over a drunken BenShermanoid's privates. Believe me, you won't.

And don't even think about disagreeing with me, because (a) I am more intelligent than you will ever be, and therefore right by definition, and (b) I could kill you.

Basically, as so many Nu-metallers have so eloquently put it: SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCHES!

[/henryrollinsvandal]

ONLY NICE THINGS

18:50 / 19.06.03

Stupid people. Stupid, stupid people.

Yes, that pretty much covers it, I think. Stupid, stupid people.

Regrettable Juvenilia

22:18 / 19.06.03

velvetvandal: are you by any chance actually Patrick Bateman?

Tryphena Absent

01:01 / 20.06.03

I spent an hour and a half phoning a variety of police stations to get one number to put on a fraud report because my switch card was nicked ages ago by some twat who spent £90 in Sainsbury's. SAINSBURY'S.

03:33 / 20.06.03

Flyboy, I think he's probly the anti-Patrick Bateman.

And fucking Brett Easton Ellis! Christ! Not him so much as the people who think his books are really cool and groundbreaking. Would someone give these doglickers an E Ticket to Disneyworld that is actually an unpinned hand grenade?

Okay, maybe that's a little strong.

09:23 / 20.06.03

Flyboy - I would answer your question, but right now I have to return some videotapes.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:21 / 20.06.03

This point may have been made already, but I'm so filled with HATE that I can't be arsed to demean myself to read the rest of the thread...

THREE HUNDRED REPLIES TO A THREAD FOR HATE AND ANGER?

And there was me thinking you were a nice bunch of people.

Now it's obvious.

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING SCUM! SCUM, I TELL 'EE! FUCKING BUNCH OF FUCKING WANKER MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU MAKE ME SICK. SICK. SICK!!!!!!

Ahem.

Apologies.

I love you all.

In a really hateful way.

Bastards.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:24 / 20.06.03

Arse. In all my vitriolic outpouring, I forgot to mention the BASTARDS who insist on standing in my doorway of an evening talking on their fucking phones. Not only do THEY keep me awake (cos I'm on quality sleep-time then, having to get up at 11pm, and the front door's right below my bedroom window) but the fact that they're IN MY FUCKING DOORWAY means the dogs go mental, too.

And...

And, and... when I eventually do get up, they look all affronted when they have to move so I can, quite unreasonably, obviously, GET OUT OF MY OWN FUCKING FRONT DOOR!!!

I want to kill them all.

Slowly.

One at a time.

No, make that HALF at a time.

Tryphena Absent

11:26 / 20.06.03

Throw food out the window at them. Go on! Not an orange though because I have it on good authority that it hurts a lot when those hit you.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

15:25 / 20.06.03

You're allowed to chuck water out of the window onto people in the UK, you know. But only if it's dirty water; clean water isn't allowed. Goes back to when people used pos, and had to sling the contents into the open sewers outside.

18:05 / 24.06.03

The people from the school I'm gonna be teaching at this september, where I was kind of hoping to teach sixth form, have given me my timetable. With no sixth form classes on it. And, indeed, a marked bias towards the lower years, which I specifically told them I don't prefer teaching.

You know what this is, people? This is someone trying to play 'fuck with the new guy' with me. Again. What do I have to do before these idiots pick up on the fact that this is a bad idea? Do I have to set up a goddam testimonials page on my website, with photos of all the people who've tried before? Do I have to do that? Because, you know, I will. Only some of those people have recovered since, so I'll have to go fuck them up again. Do you think those people are going to want that? Do you think their families are going to want that? Do you think those people have spent so many years putting their lives back together just for me to have to turn up at their house and fuck them over again, just because these new idiots haven't got the fuckin' message yet? How do you think that's gonna make them feel?

*ring*
Loyal Housewife: Answer the door, dear...
Pipe-smoking, rehabilitated motherfucker: Why, certainly. I wonder who...Oh my Jesus fucking Christ!'

Sigh...And I had so many other plans for the week...

Tryphena Absent

18:30 / 24.06.03

Why do families go crazy at you for not helping you with something you have asked for help with and they have failed to help you with and then start bitching when you can't help that you're not 10 anymore and they're the people who chose to live on the commuter line- the most expensive part of the country. Erk and yes the car's running out of petrol and cars do that and if you want me to get a job then try talking about it instead of yelling I mean god I left Cardiff a month ago could I please just have a little time to recover and why isn't money falling from the sky and why can't the fucking decorators get their stupid arses in gear and lord I'm so depressed because I'm going to end up doing something I hate for the rest of my life and I'm going to be poor forever and it's going to kill me and doesn't the world ever get better because it's so boring and couldn't I just do anything with clothes please.

17:46 / 25.06.03

I would just like to inform people that I had a word with the people at my school today, and things have been sorted out. So, no rage today. None whatsoever. I'm like a big, cuddly, velvetcarebearvandal. With a shiny rainbow heart on my chest. Honest.

23:02 / 25.06.03

This guy i may or may not be seeing this week: He's a fucking wanker. Hes a wanker and a user and has a one-track mind and hes a user and a wanker and HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE RRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH. I could go on forever, i really could.

What was that? You're not doing anything today? Ok, i'll come see you!
*ms bop trots along obediently*

10:06 / 27.06.03

This should bring a little cheer to some of you:

Connex stripped of franchise

The Natural Way

15:16 / 27.06.03

Thankfully, Fly and Flux have told Jade to put it away, so I don't have to go there. You may fancy him, but not half as much as he fancies himself.

Anyway......

Listen to this 'serving suggestion' on a jar of Tesco's sweet red pepper tapenade:

'Ideal with a platter of goat's cheese, cold meats and crusty bread and crackers.....[wait for it]...............................................................................................in a french farmhouse in the early evening twilight.'

Oh. My. God.

I have to say it (and for once I don't care if it makes me sound like a bigot): New. Money. City.

Gross.

18:11 / 27.06.03

Ok, here we go:

1) To start with, fucking french music in fucking car ads.
Can't. Fucking. Stand. It. (I don't care if they are french cars, french music is fucking terrible.)
Oh, and that fucking french guy asking "Vat is vavavoom?" in his fucking french accent. I will hurt him. I only recently found out he's a footballer. As if I automatically should know or care. Which leads to my next item:

2) The assumtion by advertisers that just because they're trying to sell me something, I should automatically care.

3) Religious Funda-fucking-mentalists. Ignorant cunts.

4) My continuing unemployment. For fuck sake, somebody please hire me.

5) Anything that starts with: "If you liked *****, you'll love this!"

Grrarhrgagrhaaarhahahahhafuckers!

23:39 / 27.06.03

With Runce. Always am.

If the entire board doesn't find that Tesco shit amazing and appalling then I'm clearly posting in the wrong place.

On the Jade thing: Yep

Tryphena Absent

00:12 / 28.06.03

Do I sense a bit of sexual tension on this board? You boys all want a piece of our liddle Jade Empwa dontcha? Dontcha? Go on, you can be honest with your Auntie Anna!

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