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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

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Goodness Gracious Meme

14:42 / 27.10.03

my fucking family.

you think I'm a (psycho)drama queen?

Hah. HAH.

Not that it was ever simple to start off with. but oh no, we can definitely throw more madness/anger into the mix.

Side order of destructive passive-aggressive denial, Dad? with 'child acting as parent' dressing?

coming right up, sir.

FUCKFUCKFUCKINGARSEFFDFDSFD

15:56 / 27.10.03

PORTIONS

As in: "I am a scientific doctor and I recommend that you eat 15 portions of fresh fruit and veg a day."

What? What the fuck is a portion, exactly? A cabbage leaf? A single pea? A field of parsnips? A teaspoon full of potatoes? And this from official government expert types! Perhaps that's what GM food is all about - each individual fruit/veg will be one exact portion. Gah...

Vegetables, pronounced "vedgEHtables"
Needs no explanation. It should be "vEDGE-t'bles", and that's that.

08:24 / 28.10.03

The opposite of "gay" is "expressing his individuality"? Really Cos last time I checked, you could do that and still want to have sex with boys. (Hmmm. Maybe my students are taking the word 'clone' too literally.)

18:10 / 28.10.03

Fuck this planet.

Scrubb is on a downward spiral

10:39 / 30.10.03

My fucking FUCKING funding body. I have sent the forms through. Twice. I have faxed the fucking forms through. I have spoken to various people who have claimed to have not received any forms, recieved one of the forms, lost my file, not heard of any of the people that I've previously spoken to. I have been pushed through the tweed veneer of my English politeness to let them know that I am "really quite angry." And one month into my fucking degree I haven't received so much as a tiny hamster for my efforts.

Motherfuckers.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:17 / 30.10.03

Saveloy: What the fuck is a portion, exactly?

About a cupful of your chosen veg/fruit. Say, one normal-sized apple, one big carrot or enough little carrots to make a big carrot, a cupful of grapes, peas or other small little thing that you could reasonably put into a cup. It's a thing.

19:59 / 04.11.03

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. You make me SICK.

You think you know it all, don't you? You think you can blame me and I'm just going to take it. Nice, kind, sweet, good me.

Get out of my life. BITCH.

20:20 / 04.11.03

YEAH, olulabelle!

I'm trying to play it nice and cool, but keep at it. you really don't want to go up against me. I'll take your sorry ass out before you can rethink it and use your face as an ovenmitt when I cook you up a fat juicy serving of crow.

service with a smile.

20:22 / 04.11.03

HAHA! ahhh.

I always feel better after spewing absurdities.

20:44 / 04.11.03

Use your face as an ovenmitt?! ha ha ha ha ha ha

I'm so having that. Please can I have it, Bitchiekittie?

20:48 / 04.11.03

yes!

you should hear me when I drive. I don't get particularly angry, but it's all part of the joy of driving to get really screamy and pretend to be enraged by stupid stuff. like FUCKEN CUSTOM TAILLIGHTS ON A BEATER 82 HONDA THAT MY GRAMMA WOULDNT BE CAUGHT DEAD IN YOU SAD SORRY SUNOFA....and then I proceed to string together random curse words, because they're funny that way. you should try it, it's a great way to relive stress. SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

20:57 / 04.11.03

Yeay, thank you for the new phrase! I can't do absurdities. The best I can do is fuckshitmotherfuckingwankarsebollocks. Which is just hard to say.

Or:

You fucking stupid, tedious, pathetic, MUNDANE, dull, annoying, ridiculously childish, over-rated, BASIC person.

But I wouldn't say that, because I'm FAR TOO NICE.

21:05 / 04.11.03

Uh...can I just clarify? This is not about Bitchiekittie! I've just read it all back.

Sorry BK!

21:05 / 04.11.03

I like to talk about kicking eyes out of sockets. thats my absolute favorite. just think about it! kicking! empty eye sockets! how upsetting for them!

21:25 / 04.11.03

I could do that.

You, I kick your empty eye sockets. But only after I've hooked your eyes out.

BK, where do you get these thoughts?!

23:35 / 04.11.03

Why o why does work and everywhere have to be full of Christmas trees and decorations? It's November goddamn 4th! TOO EARLY! WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER! PLEASE! No! Not the music! Please! No brain-exploding versions of Baby It's Cold Outside!! Mercy!

Disco is My Class War

03:25 / 05.11.03

Headsick, absolutement. I cannot study, because I am a walking emotional wreck. I have an essay due in five days. My course people won't give me an extension. They totally, totally suck. I can provide letters from counsellors, everything, to say I am in no way fit to even research an essay let alone write one. And I'm five hours away from the library. But they won't give me an extension, which means I'll get penalised.

THEY SUCK. They make me want to punch walls.

11:07 / 08.11.03

I'm not even all that cross about this because it is so LAUGHABLE, but...

Andrew Sewell, you are a bad man. You know perfectly well that it is slash fans who have kept this fandom going; you are lying when you say that the actors object to it (Gareth Thomas comes to panels on slash at conventions); you are hypocritical to say that you object because it's pornographic when there's nearly as much het porn as slash in B7; and... oh well, at least you can't afford to hire lawyers.

10:58 / 24.11.03

I am raging with unmanageable anger. First, I have just spent the income of a small fiefdom on getting my car fixed, and it broke down **again** on Saturday night, leaving me stranded in nowheresville, hertfordshire, wet, hassled and ANGRY. The AA never turned up, and after an hour, I got it started myself. On Friday, all my email stopped working, and I had loads to do, and couldn't send mail. All my providers told me it wasn't their problem. I have just spent fifty squid with micr££s£ft and no one's called me back since 9am, and I am spitting with rage. Also, my roof is leaking from the rain.

Tryphena Absent

11:08 / 24.11.03

Where has Christmas gone? There's been one christmas advert and no decorations or window displays or anything and it's just miserable.

13:41 / 24.11.03

Wankers testing the hospital generator directly outside my window, filling the office with carbon monoxide fumes - smells DISGUSTING and is poisoning us all. What's worse, they're going to do it every day this week. If you don't hear from me again I shall have 'fallen asleep' as they say on C19 gravestones.

Also: COUNCIL TAX BASTARDS.

Yours,

Offended of Oxford.

15:53 / 24.11.03

MUUUUUUUUUUTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKIN TWWWWAT TITS

03:49 / 25.11.03

Fucking pseudoSeuss "Cat in the Hat" advertising tie-ins! I've barely seen an advertisement for the actual film, but I've been barraged with fisting US Post Office and Radio Shack and Visa ads with that godawful manky-faced Cat on them and the horrible, horrible would-be Seuss-style rhymes about SHIT TO BUY. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I was about to launch into a Seuss-style tirade but it would have been pathetic and just as bad as the stuff I'm complaining about.

Plus the production quality of the post office ads is so bad that I can see the makeup and wig lines on Things 1 and 2 and the Cat himself. Piss-poor work.

01:43 / 27.11.03

GllaaarghlfBAGGafurck! I just burnt my fuckin' tuna melt.

The internet is a cruel mistress.

01:48 / 27.11.03

That's what you get FISH KILLER!!!

01:52 / 27.11.03

You know it, baby. I got the tuna with the extra dolphins!

02:24 / 27.11.03

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! DIE A THOUSAND TIEMS OVER!!! When you have something sooo damn amazing its refered to as orgasm on a plate why you gotta go and ruin it by putting chocolate shavings on top??? Have you tried it??? Moron! Ruined it you did!! All I taste is fucking chocolate!!!
And your pint glasses are smaller than the pint glasses you used to have!!! Explain that a-hole!
That shouldnt be!!

Spyder Todd 2008

12:48 / 01.12.03

Excuse me for a moment.

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Thank you.

Whisky Priestess

23:10 / 04.12.03

I am so fucking sick of whoring my own projects to everyone on this board and everyone I know and everyone I meet until I'm just slathered in self-disgust and the slime of I-know-you-don't-care failure.

But every time I miss or reject a self-whoring opportunity I feel pangs of guilt that I'm not doing the best for my project and everyone involved in it, and that I ought to run after that opportunity and drag it back screaming and stuff a flyer in its mouth and jump on its chest until it agrees to take notice of what I'm doing with terror, TERROR in its eyes. And so I have this drab, dreadful obligation to constantly bang on about my thing until even I am bored. So don't think it's just you that's suffering, Barbelith.

Gah. I'll shut up about it now.

Whisky Priestess

22:59 / 12.12.03

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just missed the chance of winning £3000 by a tiny, stupid slip-up. I nearly answered a question correctly. I was right but I thought I was wrong so I didn't finish my answer. And I didn't even realise until just.fucking.now. And now it will take me months to forget.

WHY DIDN'T SOMEBODY STOP ME?????????????

I so could do with that fucking money ...

Whisky Priestess

13:40 / 13.12.03

Wow, I'm the only person headsick enough to post to this thread any more ...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

13:53 / 13.12.03

Whisky P., I like reading about your projects. Even if I'm too far away now to come along and watch you, I still dig hearing about what you're doing because your ideas sound wicked, and I'm impressed by the fact that you're comitted and hardworking enough to realize those ideas. Things like that help poke me along and motivate me when I get slack, and I bet I'm not the only person who feels the same way.

14:26 / 15.12.03

don't expect me to feel sorry for you anymore, you self-serving bullshiting louse.

Matthew Fluxington

20:26 / 15.12.03

Matthew Fluxington

20:40 / 15.12.03

Ugh. It just burns me up inside! There's so much right going on here, but it's almost completely invalidated by giving the ultimate in borecore fanboy blockbuster filth top honors. It's disheartening. Now matter how good you can be, there's always going to be some lame-ass sword & scorcery bullshit "epic" that'll rob you.

(And for fuck's sake - is it really an "epic" or is it really just WAY TOO FUCKING LONG? Because I'm telling you, I could only fucking make it through three hours, and by 30 minutes in, I wanted to stab my eyes out.)

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