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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

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Goodness Gracious Meme

01:37 / 05.09.03

damn right. ugh. not that it didn't suit him. twat. and his dimwit cohort:

on wandering around the remants of the largest remaining British POW camp, intercut with ex-prisoners re-visiting their rooms, theatre etc, tears in eyes... "well I wasn't very keen as the architecture's terrible but I guess there's a sight like this does have some other impact...'

no shit.

18:52 / 05.09.03

That new L'Oreal advert with Ben Affleck. I've never liked him since he was Buttman/Shannon in Mallrats, and there was of course that fucking insufferable bunch of bollocks Good Will Hunting, though I have since warmed to Matt Damon, because I really liked The Talented Mr. Ripley. But Ben Affleck! I know he's an easy and popular target and everything, but really, this advert is just so utterly vomit-making. He mauls this poor girl over and over because apparently it takes him fifteen takes to get a kiss right (poor J Lo), while she musses his hair. And at the end, after the rest of the stupid voice-over, he looks at you earnestly and says 'And you're worth it, too'. Aieee! No! Mummy!

19:27 / 05.09.03

Ganesh, I'm puzzled. Ptolemy I was surnamed Ptolemy Soter, meaning "Savior" after his death and deification, but that was the Koine spelling; the Egyptians called him Zocher. Is everything all right?

23:43 / 05.09.03

Hahahahh, yes. One of the presenters of 'Restoration' was a plummy twat who rejoiced in the name.

On the subject of cosmetics adverts, I'm close to the hatred/amusement line with that one for some sort of exfoliant where the silly American woman enthuses about the army of "liiiittle scrubbers" cleaning her skin.

00:04 / 06.09.03

Yeah, that bit about the little scrubbers is funny but the start of it about the "deep, spiritual cleansing!" pisses me off no end.

I. Want. To. Hurt. Her.

Grand Panjandrum of the Pointless

17:23 / 06.09.03

Bloody Fucking Teenage English Language Students, everywhere, clogging up the centre of my home town in huge clumps of identical-backpack wearing idiocy. They are all guilty of heinous crimes against taste and humanity, such as encouraging Peruvian Panpipe Bands(which deserves to be a capital offence if anything ever did)+ cycling on the wrong side of the road. Worms. There is nothing to see here at this time of year bar a lot of overrated old buildings and senile academic alcoholics, staggering from one excuse for a piss up to another. And
the aforementioned students/goblins never pay any attention to any of this alleged Kulcher anyway, being too busy jabbering crap to their best mate and being a menace to shipping. Why bother travelling hundreds or thousands of miles to a foreign country, ostensibly to learn the language, if you are going to totally ignore everything there and spend all your time talking shit to other people exactly like you in all respects. Aarrgh. Considering the purchase of an elephant gun.

19:39 / 07.09.03

Stereophonics.

Especially that shit new single. And you can just imagine them, smug-pussed, going "Yeah. Yeah, it's great - possibly our best ever."

That little rat is a terrible singer. Robbie Williams can sing better. And he's fucking terrible.

uncle retrospective

20:11 / 07.09.03

The fucking scumbags who have broken into my house TWICE this fucking week.

Killing isn't to good for them.

21:30 / 07.09.03

Ya know...the fucking lifeforms inhabiting Earth are pissing me off.

Can't be in love without someone or something trying to get in the way...or circumstances being near impossible so the two of us can't be together.

Why doesn't everyone just fuck off and fall in love themselves, with someone else! Not me...or my Beloved. JUST FUCK OFF!

Stupid people with horrid opinions...needy, naive vampires who wear rose-coloured glasses...bad karma...magicians with ill intent...the stupid fucks who fucked me over previously...that includes you!...Oh, and my dear and neurotic mum and dad...the drugs I have done...the depression I suffer...the perverted assholes who think my orifices are available to them whenever they want...the Tahliban...The Bush Administration...Jean Cretien...Blair can fuck off too...The whole Invisible thing is a pain in my ass today...Misogynists, y'all can go to a planet ruled by blood-thirsty women...all the man-hating bitches who complain their ass off about their husband/boyfriend and do nothing about it - you can fuck off too....

Now...I shall promptly fuck off myself.

22:51 / 07.09.03

All things finances.

And the fact that the earth refuses to take thirty six hours to spin round instead of twenty four.

Hattie's Kitchen

14:55 / 08.09.03

I'm in Hattie-smash mode at the moment, my bosses have fucked me over big time. I am to be "repositioned" into the department I left six months ago, much to my annoyance, cos they've bought my manager's part of the company out...I really couldn't give a flying fuck if they see this, so without further ado, S is a poison dwarf and JT is a scientific experiment gone wrong.

I feel so much better now...I'm gonna go and rob PCs and printers and stuff.

22:52 / 08.09.03

Ah yes, evil dwarf men. I worked with one of those up until last friday.

Imagine a little, camp Penfold, chest hair bulging out of his button down shirt. Now imagine that he's utterly incompetent - incredibly so - has no sense of his own body space (or yours for that matter) and when tense clicks his jaw... in your fucking ear. In fact you can gauge his level of tension by the frequency of jaw clacks. Unfortunately for those that have to deal with him, he is permanently freaking about something.

Oh yeah, did I mention that he also puts his hand inside his shirt and squeezes his breasts mid conversation.

Goodness Gracious Meme

21:55 / 10.09.03

stupid ad-man constructed language/words/brands.

lipfinity

FUCK OFF

23:41 / 10.09.03

someone was sitting in MY SWING tonight.

now how the hell can I thoroughly enjoy my nighttime swingset session without my feet pointing directly between my favorite water-framing trees?

cha.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:33 / 11.09.03

Hattie's Kitchen: S is a poison dwarf and JT is a scientific experiment gone wrong

A-fuckin'-MEN, sistah! I am SO with you on that one. Those two. Whatever.

04:53 / 12.09.03

She says she thinks she'd be better off with people who don't have a chance of keeping her around.

I don't have a chance of keeping her around... because I have a chance of keeping her around.

...

For my next trick, I will go back in time and prevent my birth. (But then, how could I... oh, you know this one.)

Tryphena Absent

10:11 / 18.09.03

I hate the 27th September. I hate it... I'm missing the 'end the occupation' protest and a birthday get together that sounds like it's going to be fun but for fuck's sake I've just realised that it's the date of the next Sing-a-long Sound of Music and I'm going to miss the bloody thing again.

I hate the 27th September for it is a Cursed day. Urrrggghhhhh.

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:45 / 18.09.03

let me take a moment to tell you about the Department of Social Security. (Welfare dept.)

I'm on State Benefits, to which I'm entitled as my doctor deems me unable to work due to sickness.

In the three years I've been on this benefit, the DSS have never yet forgotten to send me review forms, send me for scary medical assessments, warn me that if I don't send my review forms back they'll cut off my benefits etc

They have, however, on four separate occasions forgotten to pay me. I think that's nine payments they've forgotten over our long years together. For no apparent reason, they just stop paying me every now and then, resulting in me spending hours at bank and DSS pointing out that they've fucked up. Again.

Any sign of an apology, yeah right.

Every time i take in my review forms they fuck up,and i get a 'well you should be grateful you get them at all' attitude.

No, I shouldn't. I'm entitled, you bastards. You're my service provider, not my mother.

Whisky Priestess

21:37 / 18.09.03

But sadly, as *they* pay *you* (or not, as the case may be) they don't have to bother pleasing or even serving you because they don't have to fear losing your business.

What can I say? My experiences of working in the public sector tally completely with yours of being failed by it. A bunch of no-hope jobworths eking out their miserable underpaid jobs, year by grinding year, never working more than the bare, bare minimum because they can't be fired without their union suing their employer, out of the door by 4.30 and never, ever, giving a shit.

Apologies to anyone who is a junior doctor/social worker etc. I speak whereof I know, i.e. the (shokcing, archaic) admin side. Shudder. I feel dirty even thinking about my time with the Camden and Islington Wheelchair Service ... let the fuckers sue.

09:38 / 22.09.03

Insomnia and jobsearching don't mix very fucking well. It's also a bad time to break up with your girlfriend and quit smoking.

11:15 / 03.10.03

ohhhhhhhhhhhh I HATE THEM. Why is it that the combined financial might of the AHRB, the Oxford colleges and the faculty can't find the financial wherewithal to support my puny needs for three years of doctorate - and not only that but they can't even get organised enough to send me a fucking form letter telling me so? They are pathetic, and they have made me feel pathetic as well. Do they suppose that private people just have that sort of money lying around and can stump up for the fees (including the fucking extortionate college fee) at a moment's notice? Why does the government provide such insufficient funds for humanities research? I am totally miserable about the whole thing and very very fed up and I want to go to bed and never ever have to get up and come to work at this fucking job ever again.

11:46 / 03.10.03

Whose idea was it to put Australia there, of all places? It's TOO FAR AWAY, dude! What were you THINKING?!

(Ouch, Kit-Kat, btw. Bastards.)

16:03 / 16.10.03

So, the next time you invite someone to an interview, make sure the internal candidate doesn't turn up while the external candidate is still in the office doing the stupid and irrelevant IT test, dumbed down so much that even the favourite pet monkey couldn't fail it.

Fuckers.

23:26 / 16.10.03

y'know, earlier I was having a really bad time of it at work. I typed this REALLY long post, and by the time I was done, I felt so much better, I didn't even want to post it anymore

thanks, barbelith! ::cue jingle::

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:44 / 17.10.03

argh. my memory/time-management skills.

after a couple of withdrawn bored antisocial weeks, I think i've *triple-booked* myself for saturday. with three equally fab sets of people who

damn my brane.

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:45 / 17.10.03

and I can't even post properly.

:angry:

00:48 / 17.10.03

Misread the one incredibly easy question to which I knew the damnable answer on a fucking difficult exam, not to mention being too fucking mentally disorganized to pick the information I needed out of my useless little skull. I suck, I suck, I suck.

16:08 / 19.10.03

Losing my phone. Or perhaps it was stolen by imaginary people. With knives.

Fuck. "A Child in Time" by Ian McEwan is meaning so much to me right now.

16:15 / 19.10.03

Oh gooood. Another exam I've done badly on. Self-loathing is firmly in place.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

17:16 / 19.10.03

Too much stuff right now to put into words. See that and raise it a sense of impending doom, and there's my "AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!"

Tryphena Absent

23:01 / 19.10.03

Hahahaha. You think you're angry? This is how I feel...

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU PSYCHOPATHIC BITCH. If you ever treat me that way again I will not be so reasonable. Unlike you I will respect the will of the people around me. You blackmailing, evil fucking cow, one day you will burn for your behaviour on this earth and I hope it fucking hurts. In TEN YEARS online I HAVEN'T ENCOUNTERED ANYONE AS FUCKED UP AS YOU. You have made me lose my rag completely, I have been miserable and guilty for the whole week yet you are still sniping at me. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! Every single accusation turned on barbelith concerning their treatment of newbies should be levelled at YOU.

08:55 / 21.10.03

1/ Go out
2/ Get in car
3/ Realise you can't see out of car
4/ Try windscreen wash
5/ Realise windscreen wash is frozen due to lack of antifreeze
6/ Get out of car
7/ Look for windscreen frost melting spray thingy
8/ Realise you have none
9/ Look for scraper
10/ Realise you have none
11/ Look for freezer defrosting scraper
12/ Try to scrape frost off car
13/ Give up
14/ Get back in car
15/ Drive whilst looking through tiny hole feeling oddly like you have tunnel vision, all the while cursing frosty weather and your own unpreparedness.

JESUS SHIT FUCKING WEATHER.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

10:47 / 21.10.03

Struggle to work, though road is crammed to every square foot with either

a)fuckers who can't drive, or
b)fuckers who are driving their lazy children the 2 meters to the front door of the fucking school
c)buses which so many people don't use because "oh it's better to drive because buses are so slow and no, I don't know how to drive this car because I'm a FUCKING MORON WHO CARES NOT FOR MY FELLOW MAN!"

only to check my diary as I approach work and realise "AARGH!" I'm at the other library today, the one I don't have to catch a bus to get to but I'll need to catch a bus to get BACK there.

The bus ride back is a bit easier as the schoolkids have all been dropped off and their lazy parents have fucked off home.

Only... I get to the library and it seems that I was told a week ago to go there by mistake, so I DO have to go to the first library after all.

When I get there, I find two members of staff are off sick and it seems we can't have any cover from other libraries, so there's effectively three of us running the library for large chunks of the day whilst two other members of staff are tied up doing interviews. FUCKERS!

Tryphena Absent

10:44 / 27.10.03

I want to kill you, I want to kill you, no time for yooooouuuu, 'cos I'm going to kill you. Verry soon.

13:35 / 27.10.03

All of my friends are hooking up with folks ... except me. I'm just looking for a best friend, not a lover, but the "close friends" pool appears to be dwindling. Every time I send out a "who wants to do stuff" message I feel like I'm begging for company. "Ooh, Catjerome needs to get a boy/girlfriend!" Fuck you. Also fuck me for projecting paranoid ideas ("they're judging me, the bastards") and expecting my friends to cater to my bizarre romance-free lifestyle. Fuck everyone involved!

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