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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

 
  

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fussycat
13:30 / 16.12.03
AAARRRGH!!! My mail-web-ftp-etc. server has been down since last night. The server status page says that they were upgrading the OS of the server, it crashed, now they need to replace the hard drive with a fresh OS install and they're expecting to fix it by 6 pm. WHYYYYY?!? does it take them 20 hours to replace a HD????
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
14:04 / 16.12.03
Shut the fuck up. I know it is fast. I said the goddamn line in the commercial. If you wish to let me know you recognize me, fine. Just don't walk up and make some inane comment about the STUPID FUCKING ADVERT. OH YEAH, REAL ORIGINAL, LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK SINCE THE STEAMING PILE OF CRAP STARTED AIRING! IF I KNEW THIS WOULD BE THE RESULT, I NEVER WOULD HAVE AGREED TO BE IN THE DAMNED THING. SHUT THE HELL UP! FUCK YOU ALL, LET ME BE!

That is all.
 
 
Cheap. Easy. Cruel.
19:57 / 30.12.03
Fuck you, I told you I was planning to have a New Years Party at the Christmas celebration. Now, you had to go and jump on the band wagon and invite all of the same guests. You are going to have to send everyone trundling off at a quarter after because your pregnant wife will have to go to bed because she is worn out. Our house is bigger, better appointed to handle all of the people, and we plan on being up most of the night. Why the hell can't you just admit that it would be a better idea ot have it over here and not send people out into the new year half drunk and fumbling for their keys?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
14:09 / 20.01.04
Why me why me why have I overloaded myself with all this stupid stuff I don't need to do, especially when that ingrate of an editor and her ghastly minions refuse to accept my amendments or indeed to use the correct footnoting system chiz moan drone. The worst thing however is the unbelievably complicated and unnecessary minutes template I am being forced to use by the braindead bureaucrats who govern this stupid stupid university stupid stupid stupid what a ridiculous waste of my time...
 
 
Saveloy
15:56 / 20.01.04
Latest piss list:

"Fascists, fraudsters, cheats and liars and men who act like wankers in general are really just loveable, cheeky rogues who deserve our affection, as long as they come from an aristocratic background, slap their own wrists - 'ooh, naughty me!' - and do it all with style and a sense of fun, aren't they?" No, they f-----g are not!

Didactic art which faffs about in a vaguely 'tut-tut, do you see what you're doing wrong there?' sort of way, with a smug grin buried 6 foot deep (but with big fuck-off arrows showing you where it is) in a smug, swollen face, but which doesn't actually offer any useful ideas or solutions - "Obviously it's not for me to tell you what to do, but I can tell you that whatever it is you are doing, it is wrong, especially if you're perfectly happy doing it, and you must do something else." It's no more helpful than telling someone to "be yourself". Just give us a fucking precise plan that we can work to, or fuck off, will you? Preferably with names, adresses, architectural drawings, timetables etc.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
21:44 / 20.01.04
26 of the last 40 or so hours have been spent at work. This is technically speaking self-pity rather than anger, but expect rage to build up as the thought of an early night without headbuzz recedes ever further away...
 
 
Mazarine
21:55 / 20.01.04
How dare you treat college as though it's some sort of a resort, sitting around, doing nothing, vegetating, sucking the spirit out of an entire class and then expect an A? In what alternative universe is it okay to blame your professor for your own violent aversion to anything resembling work? If you have four years you have to kill, hitch-hike across the country or something, but dear god, don't come to college if you don't want to learn, because I fucking don't have four years to kill. I am busy, I have things to do. If you want to be coddled and have a daquiri and a foot rub, go to Club Med, because I am not in that business.
 
 
bitchiekittie
15:03 / 23.01.04
why do you keep asking me questions? why can't you see that I'm busy doing all the work that you can't manage, and leave me the fuck alone? you've been here 20 years to my one, you trained me, what the hell makes you feel the need to come to me for every fucking thing?

and you know what? after you embarrassed yourself last week bitching for hours on end about how I don't keep good records before we found out the reason I couldn't remember doing that was because YOU DID IT, NOT ME, I think you should learn to sit the fuck back and think for a second before you start opening your stupid maw and telling me how to do my shit.

when the managing partner actually tells you that you've caused everyone who has worked with you before to quit, and that if you cause ME to leave you're going, when he actually feels the need to TELL YOU THIS, don't you think it's past time to change your approach to others?

and oh, did we not discuss the fact that you are not my boss, my supervisor, or in any way beyond there mere age of your term here my superior? get it through your head, lady, and piss off.
 
 
Gary Lactus
14:45 / 28.01.04
(I'm still bloody runce/spaliance)

CHECK THIS OUT! IT'S AMAZING!

You know the new Coke ad? The return-to-the-80s one with the girl singing about love and shit and handing out Cola? You know the ad I mean.... Well, the other night it came on and I hid behind a pillow, but my housemates! Oh, fucking God, my fucking housemates. As usual I had to listen to the Twart go into one of his "impassioned" rants about evil corporations - rants so self-righteous and hypocritical and meaningless they make everyone he knows want to gag him - but then my other housemate weighed in..... Sarah (changed name and innocence and protoection and all that) "challenged" Twarts line of "reasoning" with, and get this:

"I take the opposite view: I like to believe she really IS handing out love and piece - Coke's gift to everyone."

Now, you think this is a joke, don't you? You think she's just trying to shut Twart up. Well, even though, yes, Twart has a tendency to polarise debate, I can tell you right now: I know her and SHE MEANS IT.

It's thoughts like this that keep me warm at night.
 
 
Olulabelle
18:11 / 25.02.04
Fucking bollocking HELL.

All these things all at once, it's too much. I can't deal with them all together, yet there isn't any choice.

Fuck Fuck FUCK.

You know, it's looking very much like I'm going to end up with precisely nothing.
 
 
Baz Auckland
03:31 / 26.02.04
I've been full of rage all week now, and I can't figure out why or how as I'm never really angry... must be stress for some odd reason... until it passes:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Goddamn! Customers and Managers and Bosses and Profs and winter and AAAAAAGH.
 
 
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06:53 / 26.02.04
Excuse me for a moment...........

WHERE'S MY FUCKING CELL!!! YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!!! DO YOU THINK I'M CONTENT TO JUST WASTE MY FUCKING LIFE AWAY LIKE THIS, NO. I NEED PURPOSE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, YOU DOZY STUPID, RETARDED FUCKING DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! STOP FUCKING AROUND AND LET'S GET IT ON.

WHERE'S MY FUCKING CELL!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Thankyou.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
09:23 / 26.02.04
I still don't have a job.

Fuck you all.
 
 
Olulabelle
09:32 / 26.02.04
Neither do I.

Fuck you all back.
 
 
LDones
10:01 / 26.02.04
Aaggghhh Fucking Fuck ASS! Why can't you have your own fucking opinions? Why do you think its alright to sit on your ass in your twenties and expect people 'in the know' to tell you what to do next & how to do it? Have some fucking balls for fuck's sake! Stop pretending like your life doesn't have meaning, that you're worth less than other people, just shut the fuck up, grit your teeth and stop wallowing in your own miserable cum-fantasy of lazy self-loathing. Jesus....
 
 
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11:38 / 26.02.04
Yeah i don't have a job either. Fuck you reader. (unless it's me checking this post over )
 
 
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11:41 / 26.02.04
Why do you think its alright to sit on your ass in your twenties and expect people 'in the know' to tell you what to do next & how to do it?

Because you owe us, that's why.

Why you owe us i'm not sure, i'll hopefully come up with some bullshit explanation if you decide to flame me.

Jack (doubleposting) Frost
 
 
ibis the being
15:18 / 26.02.04
fuck this skullfucking job. fuck the part where people call me all day long to bitch at me about not getting paid. fuck my boss for making me take these calls knowing I can't do anything but let everyone shit on me. fuck the company for paying me less than half what this job should pay. when can I quit, when when WHEN?
 
 
Hugh_DeMann
00:09 / 27.02.04
sorry ginge, couldn't quite understand your drug-ravaged ramblings...

your point being??...
 
 
Alex's Grandma
14:25 / 27.02.04
Well, designer faux-lesbianism ( as opposed to the real kind, ) really gets on my nerves. Y'know -
" Oh I went to Spearmint Rhino the other night ! I had a lapdance ! I quite enjoyed it ! ( subtext - " aren't I so metropolitan, so Twenty First century, " well you sure are yeah, you very definitely are. )

I would go on, but the rage, the rage... Can no longer control...
 
 
Ex
14:52 / 27.02.04
Private argument overspill. Like private joke overspill but without the knowledge that someone may at least be having some fun.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:08 / 02.03.04
OK, darlings, calm. Deep breaths. Is this, once again, *really* a place where doing this is going to help either of you?
 
 
Lugue
15:28 / 03.03.04
Me. I mean, is it POSSIBLE to be any slower? Dumbdumbdumbfuck whaaa? whaaa? BITCHSLAP BITCHSLAP. I need those, I do. The bitchslaps, I mean. BAAAH. BAAAH. I'm not a sheep. I just have a special way of bitching.
And then the... thing. A friend. Just a bloody friend, and I'm too tense with expectation to even come close. Fuckfuckfuck.

And you. Oh, for fuck's sake, can you possibly be THAT deluded? We don't love you. We barely stand your presence, you obnoxious fuck. You're not smart. You're not interesting. You're not pleasant. You're not deep. You're not helpful. I'm told you're not even fuckable by those who notice. SO START THINKING YOU ARE ALL OF THESE AND *OH-SOOOO-MUCH MORE* U IDIOT
I wish your ego'd somehow overload your mind and you'd spend the rest of your days empty-minded and stupidly. drooling.

Oh wait, that's pretty much what you do NOW.

*FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
18:01 / 03.03.04
Fucking flying down the fucking motorway at 95mph, only to be confronted by a wall of stationary traffic spanning all four fucking lanes.

Anchors on.

Spending the next fucking two fucking hours of my precious life, two fucking hours that I'll never fucking get back, spending those hours oscillating between first gear and fucking neutral as the traffic inches forward at what my trip computer tells me is an average fucking speed of 2 (TWO !!!!!) miles per fucking hour, only to emerge out of the traffic jam into four wide, open lanes of fast flowing traffic.

WHY THE FUCK WERE WE GOING SO SLOW FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS???

EH?

WHAT WAS THE FUCKING HOLD UP? TELL ME THAT?

NOTHING! THAT'S WHAT!


I want to kill someone.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:00 / 03.03.04
Fuckin asthma! Even my fucking LUNGS betray me now, the bastards. When I die I shall stipulate that you whiny little fuckers get donated to someone with a 50-a-day Marlboro habit. That's give you something to wheeze about.

Fucking webzine editors! Who don't write back! Or answer queries! Ever! That's three fucking stories this year I've had to withdraw from submission to your BLATANTLY DEAD WEBZINES! This year! And it's such a young year, too; so fragile and naive. It shouldn't be exposed to your sordid non-email-answering perversions.
 
 
Ex
12:35 / 04.03.04
That phone message: "It's important." From my employer AND potential future employer AND awarding institution.
It wasn't "important", was it? You were doing a bloody survey! I spent the whole night and this morning wondering if you were going to sack me, withdraw my doctorate or call me out for lying on my CV. I try so to spread the joy - and you fuckers fuck my day!
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
12:45 / 04.03.04
*PHONEPHONEPHONEPHONE*

Nope, no answer. I'll sent a text message, they'll pick it up when they get back to their phone from the toilet, or wherever.

*TEXTTEXTTEXTTEXT*

*HOURSOFWAITING*

Hmmm. They haven't got back to me. And I'm meeting them in an hour or so. Wonder what I should do?

*TWOHOURSLATER*

"Hi, Jack - sorry about that, I've only just got back home."

But you're an hour late. And IT'S A FUCKING MOBILE PHONE, YOU TRAGIC GIMP. THAT MEANS YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOU. INDEED, THAT IS MOST OF THE POINT OF OWNING ONE, F U C K E R.
 
 
Cat Chant
10:43 / 08.03.04
Am I angry with myself, my fragile first years or with SOCIETY? I suspect it is the system what's to blame. But honestly WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT of putting children through THIRTEEN YEARS of education, eleven of them compulsory, and subjecting them to the CONFORMITY FACTORY (maaaaan), if they can't even write a grammatical English sentence at the end of it? Really? If we are going to force a national curriculum on the poor little darlings and curb their individuality and clip their little wings etc, why can't we at least get something out of it at the end?

Jesus Christ. How can you fail to teach someone the basic rules of fucking English grammar in thirteen years? Someone who is going to go to a proper university and become part of the intellectual elite, as well? Why can't I spend my time teaching what I'm underpaid to teach rather than standing up at the blackboard for the fifth week this year and trying to explain the difference between a semicolon and a comma? Why does everyone's time and energy and effort just flow into making the world a shitty, fucked-up, ungrammatical place full of idiots instead of a fabulous creative zone full of artists and poets? Why? Why? Why?
 
 
Olulabelle
12:02 / 08.03.04
Because there aren't enough teachers like you, Deva.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:41 / 08.03.04
Jesus bloody arseing bollocks when it comes down to it it's everyone out for their own thing and if that's your idea of life then fine but it isn't mine and that's because it's all very well only caring about yourself but if you do that consistently then one day you look around and you find that no-one actually gives a shit about you anymore either because you spent so long not caring about them that they have long since given up and gone away and I imagine that's not a very nice place to be now is it?

*Breathes*

That's all.
 
 
Mazarine
21:59 / 08.03.04
Jesus Christ. How can you fail to teach someone the basic rules of fucking English grammar in thirteen years?

Amen and pass the red pen.
 
 
Gary Lactus
12:28 / 09.03.04
(Spaliance)

Will someone please take a trip upthread, read my post about the Cola ad, and join me in my tears......
 
 
Olulabelle
23:47 / 09.03.04
Betrayal.
 
 
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00:37 / 10.03.04
Damn you whoever it was who betrayed olulabelle!
Damn you!
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
00:48 / 10.03.04
work overspill.

i know they may have not been the best of parents but for fucks sake they are all you've got and they are old, tired, sick and scared. so take some time out of your oh sooo busy schedule and spend some time with them because soon they will be gone.
 
  

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