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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

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17:32 / 11.02.03

Well, this afternoon I had my eyes opened and had, I think, a lucky escape. I decided to go for a walk in a fairly remote area to watch the sun setting. It was incredible, I was sitting on top of a hill, just a few hundred yards from my car, and noticed someone pulling up by the side of the road. The figure inside kept the engine running and just watched me. Just sat and stared. No one else was around and I thought I was maybe being paranoid, but I started walking down the hill. I could see a man in the car, and he really was watching me. When I got closer, I made a big show of taking my phone out of my pocket, and pushing buttons, ready to make a call for help. He drove off and I hotfooted it back homewards.

That was the first time I've been out for a walk in the countryside on my own. The police officer I reported it to said it should be the last, but I dunno - if I can't sit on a hilltop and see the damn sun go down, then why am I bothering?

So yes, I'm close to being angry now.

17:34 / 11.02.03

Oh, and Mr Illmatic - I must admit to laughing my head off at that Daily Mail headline....

The Natural Way

17:41 / 11.02.03

I don't understand, SFD, did the PO mean that it should be the last WALK you take? Wha? I live in the country...I walk in the country....it's generally fine. Don't get yrself too hot and bothered, but remember that the countryside has its fair share of wankers too. I want someone to make a docmentary about it.

Oh, and the Mail? Never funny - always EVIL.

And I hate you.

17:56 / 11.02.03

So I'm working at home, and my cat has come into the office about ten times since lunch. He stands in the doorway and yells at me. So I follow him out. He leads me to his food bowl. But there is food in his bowl already. I shake it up & he settles down to eat some. I go back into the office. Five minutes later he's back in the doorway yelling at me. But there's food in his bowl!

Why does he do this? Is my cat demented?

I guess I'm not really *angry* with him, but it's certainly very puzzling.

19:23 / 11.02.03

But that food is not freshly killed food, newly out of the tin, it's at least five minutes old. One of mine, the gourmet female, does the same. It is bloody annoying, particularly when they're on Science Diet and eating scoops from the same packet for weeks at a time. I think it's more an issue that cats expect their staff to show due deference.

My own fault, of course, because she always wins, little black furry dominatrix.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:52 / 11.02.03

Sfd: I wouldn't fret too much. Back in my mid to late teens I used to go for long walks in the hills behind the village where I lived, all by myself, for a couple of hours at a time. This was a village where everyone used to congregate on our front lawn at night to chuck things at the windows and yell at us to get back to where we came from.

I'd brick it until I got up above the burnt-crisp-packet-and-used-condom line, and out into the woods where nobody ever went. Then I'd sit back and peer up through the leaves, watch the buzzards wheel overhead. I was scared to death a lot of the time, but I needed those walks.

Keep walking. Take sensible precautions, but remember this: You hide, they win.

Brigade du jour

21:32 / 12.02.03

I wish Jack Straw would shut his fat fucking gob. Cunt!

The Return Of Rothkoid

21:51 / 12.02.03

Fuckwitted "didn't check the card cash advance ability and may cause you to lose your lease" motherfucking halfwit!

00:04 / 13.02.03

Yeah, Duncan, but you don't know SHUT UP, SCOTTISH IRL - I do, and I'm telling you he's a piece of wanker scum.

Really?

Well, he seems to have gone away.

Today, and often, I hate being told lies that underestimate my intelligence. Example: "Oh, really, Mr.Powell? That's funny because Al-Qaeda haven't even existed that FUCKING LONG."

Been thinking about this for a while.

00:44 / 13.02.03

The people who get a slight twinge of a headache and refer to it as a migraine, especially as these melodramatic gashes have obviouslly never had a fucking migraine in there stupid worthless lives, it makes me want to take there skull and crack it off a tile wall.

gash- oh ive got a bit of a migraine
me- do you feel sick?
gash- no
me- see spots or zig zags?
gash- well no
me- would you rather COMMIT SUICIDE THAN HAVE TO LIVE ANY LONGER WITH THE UNRELNTING PAIN IN YOUR SKULL?
gash- it does hurt a bit
me- YOUR A FUCKHED GASH, CM'ERE,

01:01 / 13.02.03

Label-loving individuals who walk into your clinic with a book and the heart-deadening words "I've just read this book, Doctor, and it describes me to a tee! I've got Clinical Depression / Manic-Depression / Bipolar Depression / Seasonal Affective Disorder / Cyclothymia / Chronic Fatigue Syndrome / M.E. / Multiple Personality Disorder / Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder". Bastards.

And Colin Powell's insistence on pronouncing his name 'Coah-lin'. Fucker.

01:16 / 13.02.03

On the same topic, my dad told me a story about a liar in the pub who insisted he'd seen a man with a pig's trotter for a hand.

It's just... 'oh, fuck off' material.

And compulsive liars. Whose lies aren't even remotely bloody interesting.

Fuxake.

...I'm getting into this now.

01:26 / 13.02.03

its normally the same Migraine twat that claims to have insomnia cos it take hir at least till two to get to sleep, this is normally after a partically bad night ive had (at least 5 since you ask), i mean i dont like complaining about it but after three hours broken sleep the last thing i need is 'have you tryed Nytol/Calms/hot milk? it works for me when i get it'.

AAARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH insomnia is NOT having trouble sleeping once in a while, or staying up late to make your self appear more intresting, its periods of chronic sleeplessness intercut with blurry numb daylike things and unrational bouts of rage.

i swear next time this happens i will phone the fucker every HALF HOUR BETWEEN THE HOURS OF TWO AND SIX

ring ring
Me- sorry did i wake you
Twat- urggh yeah
ME- THATS BECAUSE YOU DONT SUFFER FROM INSOMNIA YOU CUNT!

it also doesnt help that my GF has absoutly no fucking problem getting to sleep, three deep breaths and shes gone, the cheek of it, its like she rubbing her sleep compitance in my face every time we share a bed.

07:36 / 13.02.03

Being woken up by a pneumatic drill. Oh my head.

12:18 / 13.02.03

GOD DAMN MY FUCKING STUPID FUCKED-UP BIOLOGY THAT IS REALLY BEGINNING TO FUCKING PISS ME OFF.

AND FUCKING HOSPITALS, TOO.

(top tip, guys: in exam rooms, try not to leave all the really big crooked tweezers and peculiar-gun-like pneumatic devices out on the table with the gloves, huge needles, and K-Y. It doesn't instill confidence. Nor, in fact, do the cute posters of kittens. And if you're going to let me into the exam room, it helps not to hear the previous patient's dictation through the wall. Really.)

Dances with Gophers

12:27 / 13.02.03

Websites that play music..... so the whole office now knows I visited a Willow the Wisp site!

Hattie's Kitchen

14:48 / 13.02.03

The cold weather.

It's colder than a witch's tit right now.

Grr.

20:00 / 13.02.03

OH. Wretched, hateful Parsimonious COLLEGE AUTHORITIES who refuse to keep the Computer Room properly Supplied with Paper, that when the embittered, impecunious and traumatised STUDENT spends a careful Hour or Three printing out vital Information (because, needless to Say, the Network is slower than a Snail), she may go to the Computer Room and find that her Travail was all for NAUGHT.

I hate my alma mater...

21:36 / 13.02.03

People who are always agressive but dont have real reasons to be and hate everybody for no good reason whatsoever. And then try to inflict their wrath upon you even when u have no intrest in their existance whatsoever. It really fucking pisses me of then these wankers exist. I want to put them all down. And i dont want to use a quick painless injection.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

22:04 / 13.02.03

Puck: after you with the fuckwitbastard fake migrane sufferers. "Oooh! I had SUCH a bad migrane today! I only managed a couple of pints after work! And I could hardly finish my huge greasy kebab on the way home!"

*Sound of tile making contact with back of skull*

22:58 / 13.02.03

I had a patient who used to routinely conclude his Saturday night's drinking with a visit to Accident & Emergency ("Yeah, I've ODed on Paracetamol, Aspirin and antidepressants this time. Don't wanna live, yeah.") and subsequent admission to the overnight parasuicide ward. Next day, when us bleary-eyed junior psychiatrists would be scurrying round trying to assess individuals' 'suicidal intent' prior to discharge, he'd loudly moan and groan that his headache surely arose from a brain tumour, which was why he didn't want to live (no. it's. a. fucking. hangover.) After attempting to blag a variety of opiate-based substances off all and sundry he'd eventually leave, clutching the remainder of the bottle of vodka he was carrying on admission.

Fictitious Migraines: The Next Generation.

Which reminds me. Psychiatric patients. Shiftless, lying, unreliable fuckers. Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

08:55 / 14.02.03

Library users. Again. Someone at another library was slapped by a user the other day. Struck back to protect herself and is now on a disciplinary (luckily this is seen by management as being provoked so ehty'll get through okay) but the last month of so has seen a sharp increase in the general level of ingratitude amongst most users. Having said that, some of our nice users have been pretty nice really, which helps a bit, but most of the rest are just bastards.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:30 / 14.02.03

On the migraine front- the first one I ever had. (And yes, they are crippling, I go blind, and everything.) I was about 20, and had never had one before. Suddenly my vision goes funny, and I make my way home from work, unable to see at all out of one eye, and with everything overlaid with what looks like silver circuitry through the other. Paranoid, I'm convinced there's some kind of haemorrhage going on somewhere. As I'm waiting at the doctor's, the headache kicks in. BAM! Utter uselessness for the next 12 hours or so. To be honest, I wish they were all like that... at least part of it was without pain. I hated all of it, though.

What I most hate right now is stuff you get sent from hospitals that in no way explains itself but sounds important, and every time you phone the provided number you get an answering machine, which wants a daytime phone number, and you work nights.

Goodness Gracious Meme

18:51 / 14.02.03

Virginfuckingmobile.

Trying to register my phone. I put the 'help'line on speakerphone so as not to have to listen to eurotrance. and wait. and wait. and wait.

half an hour later, i give up and head back to the netcaff to do it 'quickly and conveniently' online.

does the registration process work?

DOES IT FUCK.

so no voicemails for me. not important when i'm aiming to meet up with people in brighton and london amongst a crowd of 500000 people.

OH NO.

GRRRRRRR

The Return Of Rothkoid

06:09 / 15.02.03

FUCKING CAR CRASHES.

The Return Of Rothkoid

20:53 / 16.02.03

and FUCKING AIRCRAFT NOISE!

Brigade du jour

04:33 / 17.02.03

I've got nothing against people who are slow or indecisive in knowing which direction to walk in ... JUST DON'T FUCKING WALK IN FRONT OF ME AND THEN STOP!!!!!!!

Goodness Gracious Meme

13:40 / 17.02.03

God yeah, FH. After Saturday, the red mists are only just dissipating...

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:04 / 17.02.03

The bitchy and distinctly unfunny mood I've been in for the past few days. apologies to anyone I've been a berk at.

think its passing, thank gawd

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:16 / 17.02.03

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hitchenslee-pottermaloneaaaarrrggghhh!!!

BASTARDS! one and all.

Fuck. Forgot Clarkson.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:17 / 17.02.03

And Melanie fucking Philipps. probably the worst of the bunch. AAARGH! (or did I say that already? I forget, I'm so incandescent with rage.)

The Return Of Rothkoid

23:28 / 23.02.03

GAH! Fucking solipsistic bastary wankstain knob-ended dickwits! Who think that listening to The Tea Party and reading EVERYTHING THAT ANNE RICE HAS EVER DONE means you're edgy and dark.

BAH!

Good riddance!

Tryphena Absent

23:36 / 23.02.03

FUCK THE COUNCIL. Now I know why anarchy exists!

00:42 / 24.02.03

Fucking weather, fucking migraine, fucking scales in my fucking sushi, fucking February, fucking stupid birthdays. Fuck it. I'm becoming a Leo. Or maybe a Scorpio.

Goodness Gracious Meme

21:45 / 24.02.03

I'm with Maz. Fuck being knackered, fuck jobs who aren't in when they tell you they're going to be, thus wasting yr time.

FUCK feeling like seratonin is an old memory and therefore emotionally flatlined, fuck being too tired and miserable to cook dinner for a friend who's leaving the country in a couple of days. Fuck that one, especially.

Ah. that feels better.

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