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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

 
  

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Panda.
20:57 / 13.12.02
I hate Pink, she is a stupid little bitch who makes crap videos and thinks she's a revolutionary, but she's about as revolutionary as the skin of my shit.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:15 / 13.12.02
BK: with you on the poor toilet protocol. I'd just like to add to the list: tampon whiplash on the door. I don't even want to know how someone can get menstrual blood on a toilet door.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:18 / 13.12.02
As for Christmas music: I work in a bloody shop and I have to listen to that shit ALL DAY LONG. sfd, when you're finished with Slade, could you see your way clear to smashing the fucking Smurfs?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:16 / 13.12.02
Craig fucking david. drunk and in netcaff on my way home, it's really the last thing I need.

JUST DIE.
 
 
w1rebaby
23:36 / 13.12.02
bloody Trent Lott

he's a racist fuck, he supports klansmen, he has a shitty wig, what the hell is your problem?
 
 
Ganesh
00:07 / 14.12.02
The anonymous, disturbingly naive 'concerned citizen' who stumbled into FIST (presumably 'accidentally' fulfilling the stringent dress criteria and paying the hefty entrance fee) and was shocked to discover sex taking place on the premises. They alerted the police to this heinous (if utterly victimless) crime of nine years' standing and the boys in blue were dispatched to close the place down - before ZoCher and I got a chance to check it out properly...
 
 
Cherry Bomb
08:03 / 14.12.02
Hmm. I'm trying really hard to think of something that I hate, other than my salary, but I just can't think of anything...

I'll get back to you...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
18:03 / 14.12.02
God. yes. I'm with 'nesh. Bastard. Haven't been for a few years but Fist was a thing of joy.

And actually, same goes for all 'concerned citizens' in these kinds of cases. People, poor innocent people, who manage to accidentally find their way to places that are never advertised, then along dark alleys, down three flights of stairs, past alert security, and suddenly, mysteriously find themselves surrounded by perverts.

Fuck Off.

Oh and argh:

People who treat good friends like suckers, upset them, lie to them, fuck them over, leave them stranded in all sorts of ways and *then* act like nothing's happening, playing a 'lil miss innocent' routine and lying through their teeth.

No-one you know, but I feel the rage everytime I think about this. Have been closer to punching someone than I have been in a *long* time.

Thank you Runce. I needed that.
 
 
The Natural Way
08:37 / 16.12.02
That's okay.

Up w/ RAGE!

Okay...what do we hate today?

Oh, I know.

Urrgh!

Fuck!

"The Royal Tenenbaums/Donny Darko/whatver-isn't-in-the-top-ten is WEEEEIIIRRRD..."

C'mon, you know how much you hate it....that evil little word. For many people it's come to mean anything that doesn't fit into their conceptual/aesthetic filing cabinet. It allows people to make a prejudicial, thoughtless snap-judgement as opposed to making any attempt to understand. It's. Just. Wrong. Lazy. Shit.
 
 
The Natural Way
09:06 / 16.12.02
I know I've moaned about WEEEEEIIIIIRD! before, but, come on, someone out there HAS to hate it as much as me! It's the aesthetic equivalent of, well, a word like "bitch" or "nigger". Not comparable on the offensometer (clearly), but the vocabulary of ignorance nevertheless. Really, really awful....
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:21 / 16.12.02
Hmmm...of course, the assumption that pretty much permeates Barbelith, that if somebody does not like your favourite film/band/comic, then they either have not experienced it the right way, or they are not clever like what we are and as such there is no point in trying to communicate with them at all, is pretty tiresome...
 
 
The Natural Way
09:24 / 16.12.02
I'll tell you what else is really annoying: pronouncing the name Jim as "Jymnn". Try it. Find the nearest Jim, purse yr lips like a cat's arse and force that bugger out in the whiniest voice you can muster. Don't forget to exaggerate the last "n".
 
 
bio k9
09:28 / 16.12.02
My GF is one of the sweetest people in the world. She cares about her job and when other people don't pull their weight she doesn't complain she just works harder. She rarely gets angry and when she does she can't sustain it for more than five minutes. She is the exact opposite of me in nearly every way and I have no idea how we ever got together.

The next time she comes home from work with tears in her eyes I'm going to wait in the parking lot and skinup her store manager.
 
 
Saveloy
10:22 / 16.12.02
Runce>

Is it the word 'weird' and all uses of it that you hate, or just the times people use it in a dismissive "uh-oh, alarm bells ringing, call the looney squad" manner?
 
 
The Natural Way
10:55 / 16.12.02
The latter.

I hate it so.
 
 
bio k9
11:30 / 16.12.02
I forgot to add...PRISON STYLE!

The only thing that even comes close to the above is knowing that there isn't really all that much I can do about it. That pisses me off too.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
12:49 / 16.12.02
If weird is bad, then wacky is just... JUST...
 
 
The Natural Way
13:04 / 16.12.02
...I know. But what about "MMMAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"
 
 
The Natural Way
13:11 / 16.12.02
I can't believe there are people (young people at that!) who still describe themselves as "a bit MMMAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"

bUT THERE ARE...THERE ARE...NNggrhghghHHH.....


EUAARRRURGHURIUPQW4^--=2UURGHYRK;uuuurgggUUUUUUUUUUURGH!
 
 
yawn - thing's buddy
13:45 / 16.12.02
god, you're a bit weird. mate.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:09 / 16.12.02
Oh I hate weird too, all through school I was weird, I left with a desire to be normal but I bump in to people I used to know and there I am - weird. Why? Because I dared to open a book because I actually used the school library and because I was too busy reading the bloody things to bother being rude to the teachers. Hey it would have been more interesting if someone had said you're odd, strange, psycho, maladjusted, a geek, a freak, a bitch, unpopular, insane but no... apparently just weird! The most over-used word in the English vocabulary, it should be thrown off the top of the twentieth floor of the Milbank Tower and left to rot on the pavement below.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:14 / 16.12.02
Children's beauty pageants. Ugh. Dressing your six-year old up in full make-up/spangles, telling her she's worthless if she doesn't twinkle and dimple and presumably shake her tush at the judges. Dragging a child all over the country for deportment and elocution lessons and then dressing up in the tackiest clothes known to man.

Advertising this stuff on the internet? ????
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:29 / 16.12.02
hobbitsssssss.

I hatessssssss hobbitsssssssssss
 
 
Potguns
16:19 / 16.12.02
"I can't get you out of my head" by Kylie.
2 Goddam weeks I had this pile of steaming effluent merrily bouncing around mah bonce. The irony wears off after 3 or so days, then its weighing up if dashing your head off the corner of a table is the better option.

Pot.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:23 / 16.12.02
After you with the hateyness of "MAAAAAHHHHD!"

"Oh yah, Jocasta and me went to this Karaoke pub the other night instead of our usual wine bar, and we drank just loads of Bacardi Breezers and then we got up and sung Abba songs! We're just so MAAAAAAHHHHD!" *annoying snorty laughter*

Anyone who syas that they are MAAAAAAHHHHD should be forced to provide medical evidence of some form of mental health problem. If they can't they should be locked in a wardrobe with a life-size cardboard cutout of Les Dennis and a strobe light, and fed frogs dipped in LSD until they're properly mad.
 
 
Shortfatdyke
16:41 / 16.12.02
I must also vote for the anti-maaad brigade. I saw a reporter from the Wimbledon tennis championships announce that it had been "two weeks of madness" and had clips to prove it. Mad appeared to involve spinning in circles and laughing a lot.

The Gaydargirls website also has a huge number of lesbians who describe themselves as "nutty". Meaning, they like getting drunk or taking pills, and can't talk about politics.
 
 
Baz Auckland
19:09 / 16.12.02
1. Not only do I have to listen to HORRIBLE Christmas carols such as 'back door Santa' and whatnot, the store decides to blast them at 7AM, 2 HOURS BEFORE THE STORE OPENS! It some consolation, that 9am on a Monday, customers are just as pissed off having to listen to them as we are. Whose idea was this? Everyone hates it!

2. There was a godawful article in the paper on the weekend, full page, crying that because our children aren't being taught that Canada won the war of 1812, we're losing our identity and 13 year olds find Canadian history boring. We're not learning of our sacrifice, etc. etc. blah blah blah. WE DIDN'T WIN THE GODDAMN WAR! NO ONE DID! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE TEACHING IT! WE DIDN'T WIN! ARRRGHHHH! HALF THE 'CANADIAN' SOLDIERS WERE AMERICANS IN THAT GODDAMN WAR! GGRRRRR!

..sorry...
 
 
telyn
20:39 / 16.12.02
Not being able to articulate what I mean. so frustrating.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
14:32 / 17.12.02
I'm definitely with you on Christmas Carols in shops/restaurants/etc., designed to "Get You In the Festive Mood and Enjoy Your Shopping Experience" - and I *like* Christmas Carols! It's just, I know what They're up to - and you KNOW the staff hates hearing them piped in on a constant rotation.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
14:34 / 17.12.02
Plus, these days everyone has to have "cool" Christmas tunes and that bugs me, too.

Oh, and another thing that bugs me is working this upcoming monday when I really don't see the point (other than making money, and that is indeed a big point, but , really.)
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
16:33 / 17.12.02
More ads:

- The Gap Christmas ads. "People of the world, join hands... AND BE A GAP-WEARING FUCKTARD!"

- Those BBC 1 "For the love of live" ads. Sweaty ugly kids spilling their drink on you is the shit part of live gigs, you fools, and you are NOT FOOLING ANYONE.

Some things that aren't ads:

- Trash-talkers. Whiners. People who seem to enjoy permanently denigrating art forms they claim to enjoy. People who like talking shit about the people who make that art. People who don't know where to draw their line in making a public display of other people's personal lives. Haterz.

- NME and the "New Rock Revolution". If it's not the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, please just fuck off now.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
17:14 / 17.12.02
Flyboy, yet again, has hit the nail on the head with those 'Live' adverts... which brings me to another more general thing - Ad campaigns set at gigs/festivals/clubs/places where the yooof hang out.

There's one for contact lenses centered on a girl at a festival watching a series of shit bands (or rather, shit knock-offs of Nirvana, Orbital etc. The 'orbital' (probably called 'north circular' in the brief. ugh) band are particularly terrible, bouncing around like happy little tiggers with their glowy glasses.)

She happens to be wearing a t-shirt for each band she's seeing, and peels them off one by one, all through the night...untill with the final band, she almost takes her final top off!!

You, know, exposing skin!!

And then she sees herself on the giant screen!!

She's MAAAADDD!!

Fuck off, advertisers.
 
 
The Natural Way
08:41 / 18.12.02
Are you sure you don't mean MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAD?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:54 / 18.12.02
Barry Auckland- "Back Door Santa"? Hmmm...

I'll tell you what I hate. Chewing gum. Cadbury Schweppes. Pfizer. They're all EEEVVVIIILLL!!!

(Sorry. There's NO news this week, what with it being nearly Christmas, and who's the poor fucker who gets the plum job of summarising articles for Pfizer? Who've just sold their chewing gum division to Cadbury's for FUCK LOADS OF MONEY? And who aren't content with a summary for one article followed by "also reported in..." and a list of the rest? But want what's practically a fucking essay for EACH INDIVIDUAL ARTICLE OR COMMENTARY PIECE, all of which say the same thing BUT WHICH I HAVE TO WRITE UP DIFFERENTLY?!!?!?!?!? Me. That's that fucker. Bastards. Bastards them all. I piss on their sofas and write "poo" above their beds in crayon while they sleep. Wankers.)
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
16:26 / 18.12.02
I'm with Stoatoe on this one.

The bastard Evening Standard as well, the spawn of the Daily Mail, which I have to read every fucking day in work. Fucking Brian Sewell and AN Wilson all the bastarding time. I wouldn't wipe my arse with that newspaper.
 
  

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