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I SWEAR, if one more smelly hippy deliberately waits until I've packed up their goods, THEN tells me "I won't have plastic- save the environment.", I'm going to take that bag down to the beach, use it to asphixiate a baby fur seal, put the fur seal in the bag and use it as a club to beat some rare seabirds to death, then finally I'm going to put it on my dick and rape a dolphin in its blowhole!
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The police have a copy of the bus CCTV tapes so it's in their court, I guess. One of the lads with Captain Stabby had a police ankle tag (which he was showing off, fucks sake) so they're bound to know him.
