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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

 
  

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Loomis
07:24 / 20.10.05
Was that a picture of crazy frog's grandfather? There's a certain, ah, family resemblance.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
12:05 / 20.10.05
Why do people always criticise my phone manner?

The person on the other end of the phone is always calmer, happier and pleasanter at the end of my phone conversation with them. Only once in all the time that I've been working in jobs where I use a phone regularly has anyone ever blown up at me but no matter where I work people try to tell me that I speak to customers/clients/subscribers/members in the wrong way. So why THE HOLY FUCK aren't the people I'm talking to responding in a negative way. Have you thought that maybe people don't want to be LIED to, shit on, they don't want me to make false excuses, they just want to know what went wrong. So let me tell them the truth because people on average aren't completely thick.
 
 
Axolotl
12:38 / 20.10.05
On a similar note, what happened to normal courtesy on the phone. People phone me up & I either get abuse, from the public, or a fake overly-familiar manner, from other companies who want something, which turns immediately into abuse when I decline to jump when they say frog.
Gah, I need a new job.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
21:44 / 20.10.05
Right i've had enough of it, what person in their right mind makes a point of sitting down to "enjoy" bloODY HOLLYOAKS. It's on all the fucking time. And hey guess what? If you miss it on channel 4 don't worry they're squitting it out on E4 & if for some ridiculous reason you miss that; turn to E4+1 was a massive serving of steaming hot SHI.......
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:09 / 20.10.05
Hey fuckhead! Im sorry that you think it's beneath you to pick up after your fucking mutt but if I see you walking your pooche and its shit doesn't get picked up then Im smearing it over your house like I had it smeared under my shoes. Fuck you, you inconsiderate bastard. Fuck your dog.
On a day when I really needed a good day, you and your mutt screwed everything.

ps. fuck you. straight to doggie hell.
 
 
Leidan
00:28 / 21.10.05
FUCK Morrissey! Man, FUCK the Smiths!
 
 
Ganesh
05:57 / 21.10.05
Just stood in morrisseyshit, have we?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
06:09 / 21.10.05
I'd fuck some of the Smiths but definitely not Andy Rourke.
 
 
modern maenad
07:49 / 21.10.05
Fuuucking You and Yours or more specifically the Call You and Yours slot.

Boboss - it might help if you mentally rename this consumer affairs affair Up You and Yours. It certainly gives me a chuckle everytime I think of it....
 
 
Spatula Clarke
09:24 / 21.10.05
Jobcentre chaps and chappesses. Ah, how I love you. The kind of love that makes me want to scream in your face, then throw you out of the window.

Have I thought about going on this five day training course? Why no, no I haven't - I've not seen anything about it before. What is it? Might be useful. Oh, basic IT skills. No. No, see, I have basic IT skills. They're what I spent those four years developing. Yes, I know how to use Word. Yes, I can use an email account.

And I'm thinking, all the time you're waving that course schedule in front of my face, I know that company logo from somewhere. Where? Damn. That's going to bother me now.

Yes, I do already know how to view an Internet page, cheers.

Oh, now I know where I recognise it from. I applied for a job with them earlier on in the year. As a co-ordinator for their basic IT skills courses. And they withdrew the job offer because they moved offices and decided that they no longer had the space for extra members of staff.

Brilliantly humiliating! Cheers!
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
10:29 / 21.10.05
Getting dumped by text is always funny in a not-very kind of way. Especially when I only got dumped by text AFTER enquiring as to whether we were meeting up tonight as planned. I sure know how to pick them.
 
 
Triplets
10:44 / 21.10.05
Aw arse. Huggles, Hattie!

And huggles E, Randius!

No, I'm Spartacus!
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
10:56 / 21.10.05
Hattie that's rank, what a cowardly shit. Good stuff always round the corner though, just past the dog turds that someone hasn't picked up!

Take Care.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:05 / 21.10.05
Ooh shit, Hattie, that is indeed horrible. However, I'm jealous of the monumental amount of good stuff that is bound to be waiting for you at some point soon.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
13:44 / 21.10.05
Sorry Stoatie there's none for you i'm afraid!!!! :@)

Lots of Love

Madame Zelda
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
15:21 / 21.10.05
Dear The National Archives,

I would like to enquire as to the whereabouts of probate inventory no. xxxx, which I last looked at on 27 September this year, but did not manage to finish transcribing. I visited you again today to finish the job, only to find that the document has been 'mislaid' since then and no one knows where it is. It's not on the returns tray, it's not in the conservation department, it's not in the right bos in the probate department, and when I asked the less-than-helpful chap on the desk in the reading room, he said that it had probably been put back in the wrong box and no one would know which box that was.

I am annoyed as it is a trek getting to Kew, and I have wasted a substantial part of the day waiting to find out that the document is not available, and I intended to use the document in a paper I am working on which will be less successful because of the loss of that material.

Please get your act together,

Yours sincerely,

AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:49 / 21.10.05
I hate myself.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:52 / 21.10.05
I am never going to get a good reference. I am never going to get a permanent job and I am a walking idiot. I am not bright. I belong in a home for stupid people who are too stupid to have a job. I should be a housewife, it is the only thing I am good for. I hate myself.
 
 
Char Aina
16:28 / 21.10.05
at the risk of making you angrier (and with all due respect...)

bollocks.
suck it up and find the angles.
if you cant, then by comparison i'm going to be in the fucking gutter.
 
 
Triplets
16:37 / 21.10.05
Yo, when you say you're going to come round and I offer to pick up the booze and munchables because you're in work during the day and I'm not, it'd be nice to let me know if you're still coming. Because you're haven't. For fuckity suckity.
 
 
Triplets
16:39 / 21.10.05
God, Fridays are like the ultimate shit magnets, eh?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
16:47 / 21.10.05
I hate me. I suck. Not always. But today, I'm a big suck sundae with a sucky cherry on top.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
16:51 / 21.10.05
I don't understand. Is "suck" now synonymous with "rock"? Because if so, then I agree with your post entirely. You suck the big one.

Otherwise, no.
 
 
Triplets
16:54 / 21.10.05
Moi?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:00 / 21.10.05
GGM.

Nina.

Don't make me get Mr. Funny.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
17:00 / 21.10.05
Non

Although, like I say, if "suck" is synonymous with "rock", then yeah. You both suck.
 
 
fuckbaked
01:14 / 22.10.05
God, Fridays are like the ultimate shit magnets, eh?

yeah, wtf. I'm hanging out at the place where I usually hang out, which is like a magnet for shit going down, but it's not usually like this. So the cops came by to fuck with my friends for drinking in public, twice. Whatever. One of the times was kinda funny, because the cops poured out the beer, and told them they could drink it off the ground (they weren't telling them they had to, just that they could) and they did. It's on videotape. If I had that tape, I'd put it up on the internet.

Ok, so then this drunk asshole comes and starts a fight with this dude I know, and it was totally fucked up. I tried to help pull the drunk asshole off the guy, and then I walked over to the store to try to get first aid supplies and saw the drunk asshole staring at me and I swear if that dude touches me I'm going to beat the shit out of him. Except I can't beat the shit out of anyone, so my boyfriend will beat the shit out of him.
 
 
Mistoffelees
09:02 / 22.10.05
Well, if there was ever any doubt whether you´re in the ninja or in the pirate camp, fuckbaked, the answer now is clearrrgh.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
09:44 / 25.10.05
One phenomenon
Two phenomena

And One in four was found to have been not were. Especially when it's a Department of Health report! Eejits.
 
 
*
16:43 / 25.10.05
Since when does ENTRYLEVEL INTERNSHIP mean one year or more of experience required? That's why it's a fucking ENTRYLEVEL INTERNSHIP, you FUCKS!

rrrrrgh.
 
 
Chiropteran
17:02 / 25.10.05
Car. Impounded. Hefty fees. Overdrawn account. Five-mile walk in rain.

Urgh. Fuck.

Done. Next!
 
 
All Acting Regiment
17:47 / 25.10.05
f u c k i n g f u c k i n g

FILE

FORMAT

LIES!!!

DEADLINE!!!

!!!

ONLY READ WORD DOX???

COCKS
COCKS
COCKS
 
 
Chiropteran
18:12 / 25.10.05
I sympathize to a pathetic degree, Legba Rex. Here, beat on this for a while:

*gives Legba Rex something blunt and heavy and something breakable and expensive*
 
 
Chiropteran
18:17 / 25.10.05
I'm already paying off a loan every month. I thought everything was fine.

Wembley, is consolidation an option? Probably a somewhat larger payment, but likely still less per month than paying them in parallel.
 
 
■
18:30 / 25.10.05
Winter. Just... grr. Who ate the sun? Bastard wolf gods.
 
  

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