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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

 
  

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Spaniel
13:01 / 26.10.05
Radio 4 plays make me want to punch myself in the head until I die.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:06 / 26.10.05
Was it about a family dealing with the consequences of their butler's autism? In 1923?
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
13:07 / 26.10.05
Boboss, please stay away from Radio 1. I dred to think what the outcome of that would be. Although i am aware that you used to like Mark & Lard!
 
 
Bed Head
13:20 / 26.10.05
*takes life in hands, swiches on radio 4*

All I can hear is Gardeners’ Question Time. Who could possibly object to dear, sweet Bob Flowerdew and his jolly chums?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:35 / 26.10.05
I love Gardeners Question Time!!
 
 
Ariadne
13:54 / 26.10.05
I love Radio 4 plays!
Well, some of them.
 
 
Ganesh
14:18 / 26.10.05
I can't stand Radio 4 plays either. Gardener's Question Time is wonderful, however; Bob Flowerdew, in particular, looks better on the radio.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
14:32 / 26.10.05
What about The Archers?
 
 
Ganesh
14:41 / 26.10.05
What (the fuck) about them?
 
 
ibis the being
15:55 / 26.10.05
Some very tame hate and anger here, but I just got a forward from some random person at my alma mater, telling me that Bill Gates wants to spread his wealth and if I just forward this to everyone I know he'll send me $425 and it REALLY works! IS THIS THE OLDEST E-CHAINMAIL OF ALL TIME? How is it possible that this thing is still going around? What kind of fucktard looks at that thing in the year 2005 and says "wow, I better do it, you never know, Bill Gates might really send me some money!" And how did this particular fucktard at my old college get my email address??
 
 
Char Aina
15:59 / 26.10.05
if the 'friend' is that dumb, you could send a fake FBI warning about the illegality of forwarding fraudulent emails.
a friend did that (albeit not from the FBI) and the river of shite dried right up from that one particular offender.
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
04:14 / 27.10.05
So I'm staying in a hostel, it's about 6 am local time, and a group of belligerently drunken twats stumble in and start loudly calling each other retarded, throwing things, banging into stuff, etc. Thankfully, they pass out soon and I'm all like, sweet, I can sleep now but nope false alarm because two of them SNORE LIKE FUCKING LUMBERJACKS THE BASTARDS AAAAAAAAARRRGH SMITE! SMITE!

URGHFUCKUNTAMEDHATEANDANGERGO!

Snoring really pisses me off, because I spent 8 months of my life living with someone who was an ass in general who snored like the dickens. Drunk people waking me up annoy me doubly so. Drunk people who wake me up and then snore to the extent that I can't get back to sleep deserve a special place in hell.

It's also sort of annoying that I can't fully expand the internet window of the computer I'm using. Sort of.

GAH!
 
 
P. Horus Rhacoid
05:21 / 27.10.05
I just checked back in the room. Immediately, I noticed two things:

1. They are still snoring uproariously.
2. The room now smells effing terrible (I blame them).

God dammit.
 
 
fuckbaked
10:43 / 28.10.05
that sucks about the snoring. I know how that is, although I'm usually the person that other people don't want to sleep near to, for other reasons (people will tell me that I was screaming, or kicking them a lot, etc. -sigh-).

I'm posting in this tread because I feel like I'm losing it and that makes me sad.

I'm stuck. I don't know how to explain what if feels like to be stuck, but I'm totally stuck, and getting stucker. :-( Otherwise, everything's fine. I can hardly do anything (do you know what that's like? do you?)

Everything is so wonderful. I'm not being sarcastic. It's so fucking wonderful and I'm just going to fuck everything up all over again and I fucking hate it.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
16:45 / 29.10.05
TV FUCKING LICENSE ARSE
TV FUCKING LICENSE TOSS
I DONT HAVE A TV NOR DO I OWN ONE
IN MY FUCKING FLAT

WANKER WANKER WANKER
DON'T INVESTIGATE ME
WANKER WANKER WANKER
YOU SHITTING CUNTBAGS.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
16:51 / 29.10.05
It's all sound and fury signifying nothing Legba. These letters will continue but in time you will start to find them funny. I don't know of anyone -who's had a TV and not paid the fee or neither had a TV nor paid the fee -who's been investigated.

Besides, if they do come over you can be as 'And to what am I indebted for this pleasure?' supercillious as you like, because you won't have a TV and therefore won't have done anything wrong.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
16:54 / 29.10.05
"YOUR ADRESS IS CURRENTLY UNLICENSED, AS A RESULT IT HAS BEEN PASSED TO OUR ENFORCEMENT DIVISION, WHO WILL BE STARTING AN INVESTIGATION."

Yeah. Your fucking Enforcement Divivsion. Or Steve, as his known. Hey, tell you what! Why don't I SHIT ON HIS FACE you FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
 
 
Loomis
18:07 / 29.10.05
Back when we didn't have a tv, we would occasionally get letters and visits. Once, we were out and an Australian guest of ours was home when a licence guy turned up. But she refused to let him into the flat because she'd never heard of a tv licence investigator and wouldn't let a man she didn't know into the flat!

Another time, one visited when I was home. He came to the door and said, "According to our records, you don't have a tv. Is that correct?" I said yes, and he said thanks and left. Talk about an anticlimax to all their threats.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
22:00 / 29.10.05
you FUCKING COCKSUCKER

Now now, young Legba. I like sucking cock. When you use the word in such a negative way, it makes me sad and it makes the Baby Jesus cry. Well, he cries all the time anyway, so forget him and just think about my injured feelings.

But you're right about the tv license people. Has anyone ever tried their voice recognition software-dependent system for transferring your licence? It sure doesn't like my accent.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:24 / 29.10.05
I don't know of anyone -who's had a TV and not paid the fee

Actually, what am I talking about? I was this person. In the year I and my flatmates were 'too poor to have ethics' (not a stance I really want to discuss since I fundamentally think it's bollocks) we used to look at the TV license letters, maybe say 'lol' in a disinterested manner and then go and watch 'Wife Swap'. S'fine.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
22:38 / 29.10.05
Now now, young Legba. I like sucking cock. When you use the word in such a negative way, it makes me sad and it makes the Baby Jesus cry.

Sorry, I was being a bit OTT. You know what it's like though, you get home slightly the worse for wear and there's this sodding threat lying on your doormat.
 
 
Loomis
06:41 / 30.10.05
I'd love to get home the worse for wear and find a cocksucker waiting for me on the doormat.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
07:37 / 30.10.05
If the licence fee provided for that, the adverts might be more fun and less menacing.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:26 / 30.10.05
Bastard bastard fucking collapsing ceiling bastard. I mean yeah, in the greater scheme of things, nobody got hurt, and not much stuff got trashed, but it's just... grr

None too coherent. I'm having way too much of a drink and drug-fuelled weekend to deal with bits of my house just fucking falling off.

I actually think I might start crying in a minute. And that would piss me off even more.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
12:30 / 30.10.05
Look on the positive side. Now you've got a gallery, yeah?

Seriously, a similar thing happened with a wierd Jacuzzi thing we inherited from the previous owners of our house. "Don't cover the holes!" We should have followed that advice. Bang, thud, control panel and a good chunk of bathroom wall exploded/fell into bath. Sparks everwhere. So I totally sympathise.

Was it a real ceiling or one of those not-real attic ceilings?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:33 / 30.10.05
Real ceiling. Well, theoretically anyway.

I can't even cope with calling the landlord at the moment. I'm going to the fucking pub.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:51 / 30.10.05
Oh, good grief. Poor you, Stoatie.
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
19:17 / 30.10.05
no sleep stop bus companies FUCKING LIARS stop TRAPPED IN HIGH WYCOMBE FOR THREE HOURS MORE stop
TENNYSON!
SHITWHISKER!
TENNYSON!
FUCKGIBLET!
two thousand words for tomorrow stop brain feels like animals have decomposed into cranium stop please make it stop stop

TENNYSON!
BADGERFUCKER!
 
 
Gendudehashadenough
19:19 / 30.10.05
I'm am absolFUCKINgluty over none of this shit. When does it mean what it says. Can't find it, so it's bloody pointing it the other direction. I'm so fucking ready to take a chainsaw to building, this field, this GODDAMN tail of solitude. IT WON'T FUCKING COME OUT!!!!!!0
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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:01 / 30.10.05
God I miss my dog so fucking much.
 
 
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22:26 / 30.10.05
Huggles and wuffles for all who have lost dogs. Dogs rule.
 
 
Gendudehashadenough
02:11 / 31.10.05
Sorry friend, he's still somesplace that feels like Kansas.
 
 
Papess
08:37 / 31.10.05
LOOK ASSHOLE! It is my fucking business. When you toss a new girl out because she didn't take her goddamn thing off, that is my business. You want to know why? Because, if you can do that to her, you can do it to me. If you can let that gorgeous woman, who had the face of Ms.Jolie and a body to match, out of the club, even though it was her first night back dancing after three years, then I have no idea what you could do next. That is my business.

Did I mention to you that she was off work because she had a child? Did you know that she only came back dancing because her child's father was abusive to her and she needed make enough money to get away? Does it matter that she was nervous? She had been back working, after taking three years off to care for her child for only a half an hour. Do you care? No, none of it matters to you except your own need to feel superior. You petty, petty bastard.

You tell me to mind my own business, but I tell you again...IT IS MY BUSINESS! Not only because I have to work with the likes of you, but also because I am an advocate for these women. I most certainly assure you, these things will change.

Gone will be the days where you can just fire a girl on a whim. Gone will be the days that you can speak to us as if we are children. Gone will be the days you can charge us twenty dollars a night to work and provide absolutely NOTHING in return for it. Gone are the days when you could assault one of us and we remain silent. Yes, I saw that. All of it.

I will not be silent. I refuse to be.

For the f**king $4500 a year I spend just to work in that club, the LEAST you could do is give me a bloody receipt!

BTW: I know that the money us girls give you is your actual pay. WE PAY YOU! I am going to make certain we get our money's worth, or else the club is going to have to start paying the women like they used to.

Don't cross the line. I am warning you. If you do cross it with me, you will be looking at a sentence and a criminal record.

Go ahead, take your best shot.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:25 / 02.11.05
Not so much hate and anger, this one (not like yours, Strix- to be honest I'm surprised that you HAVEN'T caused the guy all manner of shit just on general principle)...

...woke up at about half four, fiveish, needing a piss. Got up, and the lightbulb went, tripping the fuses and turning off all the lights. So I get up to go and buy a lightbulb. Which means for the second day running I've been up and dressed at five am, which wouldn't bother me except I'm supposed to be on holiday.

So I'm not so upset and angry anymore about the whole ceiling thing, apart from the fact that nobody's been round to fix it yet... I'm just resigned to the fact that stuff is gonna keep going wrong and irritating me until I finally go insane.
 
 
modern maenad
08:47 / 02.11.05
Stoatie - I'm in deep empathy with you on the ceiling collapse - same thing happened here a few months ago. Had just moved in, unpacked etc. when ceiling fell in, all over PC, work stuff... Had to clear up, repack everything, have new ceiling put in, redecorate....ah, the joy. And don't let the builders just screw more plasterboard over existing ceiling remnants if you have any say in matter - they always want to do that and try to convince you that you'll 'only' 'loose a couple of inches'. Just say no!!. And also with you over missing dogs, we had Lomf put to sleep three weeks ago, and the sadness actually seems to be getting worse.....
 
  

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