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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

 
  

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fuckbaked
23:08 / 01.09.05
so I was standing on the corner waiting for the light to change so that I could cross the street, when a guy who was sitting in a car that was stopped at the light called out "you look like an idiot with that cigarette."

*sigh*. yeah, I look young (or is it just that I'm short? my face doesn't look that young)(or are there adults who make it a habit of insulting and/or lecuring other adults they may see on the street about the dangers of smoking?) A few days ago it was someone else suggesting that I should be home since it was so late out (10 pm). People who come to my door selling magazine subscriptions or religions ask if my parents are home. Sorry, my parents don't live here.

Weird thing is, I don't remember anyone saying much about my smoking when I was 14. Yeah, I did smoke then, but I don't recall random people asking me about it on the street.

Sorry, not even close to rage.
 
 
odd jest on horn
23:11 / 01.09.05
You should have thrown that cigarette into his car. How's that for Marlboroland coolness?
 
 
fuckbaked
23:25 / 01.09.05
You should have thrown that cigarette into his car.

naw, he already looks like an idiot for shouting insults out of his car. I wish I had something witty to say to these folks, though. I just sort of say something about how they ought to mind their own business, and if they ask my age, I demand to know their age first (sorry, but "old enough to be your mother" won't cut it if you want to know my age in numbers, Stranger).
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
17:53 / 02.09.05
That fucking Laura Bush is on the TV now, and as much as I hate her, I hate the way she pronounces "center" as "sinner."

Oh, and apparently this is the "worst disaster, ah, natural disaster in American history." Obvious 9/11 reference. And this is worse, anyway. Hard to start a war on hurricanes, though, isn't it.
 
 
ibis the being
23:43 / 02.09.05
On another message board I frequent, I read this post that epitomizes everything I find most loathesome in the American psyche, and indeed in human nature. It fucking sickens me every time I think of it, and of how many people are surely saying this all over the country....

we are all vulnerable, whether from hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, mudslides, fires, or terrorist attacks. So, it behooves everyone to plan ahead the best you can. People used to laugh at survivalists, stocking away a year's worth of food, and building shelters, or having gas masks handy. Who's laughing this week?
If you think you are too poor to plan, quit smoking, or buy one less Dunkin Donuts coffee, or eat one less hamburger. Put 25 cents a week in a piggy bank, but don't sit, do nothing, and expect Uncle Sam or your neighbors (that's what used to happen sometimes before the *me* generations), to rescue you. It just doesn't work that way. We, as citizens, should take responsibility to at least try to have a plan to tide us over until the resources of the Government can get to us. That includes *not* ignoring evacuation orders because you've always managed to avoid disaster before. Possessions can be replaced - grandma and the dog can't. Granted, there will always be people who get caught in situations, and that is heartbreaking, but the sheer numbers of people who stayed tells me that some of them did so voluntarily, as ______ suggests.


What is WRONG with you? Some people are just so priveleged that just can't even imagine a life where they don't have a car, don't have bus fare, don't have friends with cars, don't have two cents to rub together. Actually don't have 25 cents to put in a piggy bank every week. I mean, Dunkin' Donuts? WHAT? You think those people stayed in their houses to save their possessions? THEY DON'T HAVE POSSESSIONS. THEY ARE POOR. Many of them disabled, chronically ill, elderly, or all of the above. Have an ounce of fucking human compassion. If you don't believe in helping out your neighbors in a time of need - I just don't know. I don't know what to say about you then. URRRRRRRGH!!
 
 
Ganesh
00:08 / 03.09.05
Presumably "planning" would include buying a gun.
 
 
Shrug
18:01 / 04.09.05
Minor irritant you may say but still nothing is more guaranteed to make me spew bile or shake with unabated annoyance and rage than those teenage boy who speed ceaselessly up and down my road every bloody hangover Sunday with their evil little mini-bike. Always with the screeching skidding undiminishing vvvVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRrrrreeeeeeEEEEECCHH
over and over and over a-fucking-gain until until I just want to go outside and expound my annoyance by breaking that bike over their heads over and over again until they all resemble horrific mini-bike teenage boy cenobites.
ARRGGGHHHHHFUCKKKKK UNTAMED HATE AND ANGER.
I'd tell them to bog off but they wouldn't listen and god knows what would ensue.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:37 / 04.09.05
Reminds of a certain, uh, unicyclist.
 
 
Mon Oncle Ignatius
20:44 / 04.09.05
Recent experience has reinforced the London lesson: don't get involved, don't intervene. Because someone will always strike back, verbally and/or physically, whatever you do, however right you are. Don't answer back either, for someone will always be able to trump you with a knife or a fist.

It's fucked, but sadly true.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:05 / 05.09.05
First I was miserable, now I'm angry...

Hey, white_zoot-suit_riot, guess what happens next?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:03 / 05.09.05
For God's sake, Paranoidwriter, either take it to PMs or grow the Hell up. Adjective-noun combination recurs on Internet. Will society recover?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:10 / 05.09.05
It also seems just a leetle bit out of order slinging the guy's name about in public before trying to find out if it's just a genuine coincidence/mistake... or indeed if it actually matters.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:06 / 05.09.05
I'm afraid, having now followed this sorry tale around Barbelith and the fellow's website, where PW left a series of abusive messages, that this kind of toxic self-importance annoys the hell out of me. On no evidence whatsoever, PW has decided to hijack not one but three threads in order to bitch out, insult and threaten somebody who, as far as I can tell, has not only done nothing wrong but has actually done far more than could reasonably be expected to oblige a dummy-spitting tantrum.

PW, if you are over 14, you need to stop this shit.
 
 
Ganesh
16:49 / 05.09.05
I'm incandescent with headrage because Mr Fucking Chaturi has stolen my name. Asswipe.
 
 
■
18:37 / 05.09.05
Hard to start a war on hurricanes, though, isn't it.

No, just send troops to a country that's been associated with the intention to have hurricane-related weather systems. That'll do the trick.
 
 
■
22:02 / 05.09.05
Graaaaaagh! Just killed my lovely little new mp3 player by trying a firmware upgrade. Dead. Stone fucking dead. When. Will. I. Fucking. LEARN? I foresee a huffy sleep followed by a regretful morning. Will someone invent a Hiemlich for flash devices tonight? Please?
 
 
■
10:09 / 06.09.05
Better now. I put on some sandals and told it to get up and walk. A few hours of fannying about later it arose insisting it was also a radio. Which it isn't. Calm now.
 
 
illmatic
10:28 / 06.09.05
I think *someone" should be changing their name. I think you should keep the "paranoid" but use another word that begins with w. Can you guess what it is?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:37 / 06.09.05
Regrettably, with the aid of a picture of Bob Hoskins and a tub of swarfega I have claimed the copyright over that particular word, Ill.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
10:48 / 06.09.05
Good God.
 
 
Char Aina
10:59 / 06.09.05
the bob hoskins i get, but how does the swarfega help you whinge?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
11:09 / 06.09.05
Coleslaw's shit, isn't it?

Certainly in this context. But also, generally.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:14 / 06.09.05
Sorry, did I say Bob Hoskins? I did of course mean Bob Holness.

Hope this helps.
 
 
Psych Safeling
12:14 / 06.09.05
Toksik, I don't think it was 'whinger'. Was it?
 
 
Ganesh
12:24 / 06.09.05
I think Toksik knows that...
 
 
Psych Safeling
12:27 / 06.09.05
Psych 'one step behind' Safeling at your service...
 
 
illmatic
12:32 / 06.09.05
Can I have a "w" please, Haus?
 
 
Loomis
13:04 / 06.09.05
Top dollar!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
13:18 / 06.09.05
Adjective-noun combination recurs on Internet.

Indeed. In fact, one could argue that the adjective noun combination has a precedent on Barbelith.

Which means they own you.
 
 
Essential Dazzler
22:44 / 06.09.05
And that arse-hole has three sevens, of course! FUCK YOU POKER!
 
 
Ex
10:55 / 09.09.05
Sheila Jeffreys. You go back to the same subjects every year or so and crank out another volume. You may as well stand right next to Patrick Califia, pointing, with a T-shirt saying DISAPPROVING SINCE 1983.

Your argument style is phenomenally lazy - you simply snip out sections of your opponents' works of which you disaprove, and for the most part, leave them to sel-evidently reveal themselves to be clearly in your favour. This is the equivalent of reading them aloud in a sarcastic voice and insults the immense amount of work they do in explaining their position. I've never seen anyone write with such a sense of assurance that their slavishly loyal readership will fill in the blanks. And you know what? They won't. I won't. Your few stated arguments have vast holes in them, and your stuff looks weaker and weaker in comparison to the sharp, pithy, knowledgable and reasonable stuff coming out of the communities you're busy hating all over.

And you know what annoys me most? You do all your bloody community research through the internet, thus:

a) hitting an extraordinary number of porn sites, where yes, dude, people's accounts of almost anything are likely to be boastful and misogynist, because they're sodding sexual fantasies. I mean, fuck, if I did ethnographic research on lesbian feminism through the internet alone, I'd probably find that it was curiously focused on tying sexist men up and teasing them with crotchless dungarees

b) you never have to talk to anyone, do you? You never look anyone in the eye and hear them explain their life, and have to accord them a kind of recognition as an embodied human being. You just sit at home and tut. People work hard to stick up resources, form online communities and educate and inform, and you fillet their efforts and sneer. You may as well just get email update alerts from every community you dislike and slot them into a pre-arranged form for your next three manuscripts.

She has a new book out. I'm not bloody linking to it. Find it in a bookshop, find the writers she really dislikes, and buy one of them instead, it'll be far more intellectually stimulating.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:01 / 09.09.05
*applauds*
 
 
Spatula Clarke
16:01 / 12.09.05
Am I ever going to get a fucking job? Seriously, like, something that's worth fucking doing? Not just stacking shelves in a fucking supermarket like I already wasted six or seven years doing and thought that going back into education for that cunting degree would get me away from. That's, what, another three and a half years down the shitter. Plus the twenty months out of work following it.

I'll be thirty in a month, and all I've done is worked in a fucking shop. It's not like I'm thick, it's not like I'm a cunt, so all I can presume is you look at my CV, you see that I've done jack shit worth talking about, you throw it straight in the fucking bin. Alternatively, you give me an interview, then you tell me that I've "not been successful this time, but don't get disheartened - you've got a lot of potential." Yeah? So much fucking potential that I'm back to sitting on my backside in front of this damned computer sending applications off again. And the thing is, you fuckers already knew *exactly* what I'm like - you interviewed me for another job not six months ago. Almost exactly the same job. The interview then went almost flawlessly, just like this one did - why even get me in again when you already know my answers to all your questions because they're the same fucking questions they were last time around?

But at least you gave me an interview, I suppose. In the time since graduating I've had so few I can count them on my fingers. Normally it's a case of firing an application off and never hearing anything about it again. I literally have no idea how many jobs I've applied for in the last two years, but I know *exactly* how many of them I've got to interview with. And it's a pathetic amount.

The worst fucking thing is that those cunts I used to work for were right when they found out I was going to go back to university - I shouldn't have fucking bothered. I had a regular income. I had a pension. I had security. I had a fucking headache every waking hour of every day, my soul was gradually getting eaten away to nothing and I'd become a fucking zombie, but I had money. I should have stayed there, swallowed my desire to end the day with a sense of achievement beyond just earning another £X0,000 for the fucking shareholders and directors. I should have sucked it up and started sliming my way up the fucking ladder just like you were trying to force me into doing all along. Either that or stayed in the same position, rotting away in a hell of blandness and retarded ambition for the rest of my life.

Fucking hell. I can't even punch the fucking wall in frustration, because last time I did that - just before I chucked that bastard job in - I ended up crippling my stupid cunting hand. Great stuff.
 
 
■
17:57 / 12.09.05
Uh-huh. Hearing you. Retail really fucks you up.
 
 
ibis the being
18:47 / 12.09.05
E.Randy, you ought to read Bait and Switch by Barbara Ehrenreich. It's about American white-collars workers but otherwise very much the same situation as you're in.

Is there any chance your former employer(s) are giving you a bad recommendation? I've read that this can be a hidden reason you don't get the job after an interview goes well. Could you call up one of the companies that didn't hire you and ask them about that?
 
  

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