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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

 
  

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ONLY NICE THINGS
15:45 / 18.07.05
I've become lost in a complex and referential world. The world of the Bobblehead Valley. Bobol y cwm, if you will.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
15:47 / 18.07.05
Ah, the patented Haus finisher - falsely accuse me of homophobia and just sort of hope it sticks.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:47 / 18.07.05
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:49 / 18.07.05
Oh Dudley, you make me want to stab myself in the heart with a chainsaw. I'm so bored I'm falling over the edge. Won't someone help me?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:51 / 18.07.05
Dudders, it's your problem. When you get weally angry, you accuse your interlocutor of wanting to sex you. Since you can't talk to ladies, this means that "you want man-sex" is your default finishing move. You've tried to do it twice to me in this thread alone.

It's a shame, because your uncanny power of bobbing your head up and down as if possessed of a slinky instead of a neckmight actually be quite useful in some of our capital's more liberated clubs. Unfortunately, were you to become at all excited (which obviously you wouldn't because you're all about the ladies), the jet of unfettered, long-pent-up bobol y cum would potentially take out somebody's knee.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
15:53 / 18.07.05
Haus
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
15:53 / 18.07.05
If you have no Untamed hate or anger then go post somewhere else, you're ruining a perfectly good thread so fuck off please!
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I was playing at the Glade festival at the weekend which was really good fun on the whole. Howfuckinever a friend of mine was trying to score some more drugs and proceeded to ask around near the trance stage (i hate trance for the record, SHHIITE). On asking one guy, who'd just been selling to a friend of ours, my mate was greeted with " I've got drugs but i'm not fuckin selling you any, you're wearing jeans and trainers". The fucking CUNT. He was wearing a psychadelic tie-die trance l/s t-shirt with the fucking Buddah on it with lights flying out of his eyes. It wasn't untill another friend, more suitably crustly in appearance asked that we received the mindfuckers.
It reminded me on turning up to a nightclub and being refused because i wasn't wearing smart shoes.

Trance Raver = Facist Buddah Raping Children of Thatcher.

FUCK YOU Mr DJ Dhali Trust Fund Lhama LSD.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:54 / 18.07.05
You have consistently insulted the welsh language. Shame on you.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
16:07 / 18.07.05
OH MY GOD YOU'RE FROM WALES!!!!!!!

You're not Tom Jones are you?!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:09 / 18.07.05
Me? Yes I am.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
16:10 / 18.07.05
Dym las Tom Jones?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:12 / 18.07.05
I'm sorry but Tom Jones doesn't speak Welsh.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
16:13 / 18.07.05
OH FUCKIN BOLLOCKS I FEEL LIKE A RIGHT PRICK! TO THINK I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE YOU AND I DESCOVER THAT YOU'RE FRIGGIN TOM FUCKIN BASTARD JONES.

I HATE BLOODY TOM BASTARD CUNTING JONES AND HIS HIP SWINGING KNICKER SNIFFING SHIT EATING GRIN.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME TO BARBELITH MR TOM JONES WHY?
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
16:14 / 18.07.05
Grrrr.......

MY - BLOODY - EGO! It get's me into all kinds of s**t and no matter what kind of punishment or reward system I use, no matter how careful I am with my language, I - just - can't - tame - the - bastard!..... Then again, without it I'd probably never get out of bed and that would be a crime....wouldn't it?

Grrr.........
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:15 / 18.07.05
I'm sorry, Tom Jones does not respond to personal fanmail.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
16:16 / 18.07.05
UP YOURS MR JONES

UP FUCKIN YOURS
 
 
Jack Fear
17:43 / 18.07.05
Tom Jones is not a hater.

Tom Jones is a loverman.

Tom Jones has nothing but love for you.
Leather-lunged, hairy-chested, manic, overemphatic love.



TOM JONES LOVES YOU SO MUCH HE COULD FUCKING KILL YOU RIGHT NOW RIGHT WHERE YOU SIT

DO NOT RESIST TOM JONES
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
17:45 / 18.07.05
He "just wants your extra time and your duda-duda-duda dudallum....KISS!"
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
18:24 / 18.07.05
What was that single he put out in '94? Shit was hottttt
 
 
Benny the Ball
18:29 / 18.07.05
That would be, If I Only Knew, from his The Lead and How To Swing It album. A couple of friends went along to see him in LA, I chose to stay home and read a book.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
18:44 / 18.07.05
BOLLOCKS LOOK AT HIM! IT'S BLATANTLY OBVIOUS THAT HE'S HANGING OUT THE BACK OF A POOR DEFENCELESS SEX CHILD WHILST SINGING ABOUT BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE.

HE'S A TOTAL CUNT AND A PAEDO. WELL HE MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE A PAEDO AT THE MOMENT BUT I HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT HE'S FUCKING SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING IT.

THE SICK WELSH BASTARD!!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
23:10 / 18.07.05
Tom Jones denies all allegations against him.
 
 
Ganesh
23:28 / 18.07.05
Is apparently non-ironic CAPS-LOKC!!!1!!! what teh kidz are all doing down the youth clubs these days, in their fancy plimsolls? If so, that makes me ANGRRY!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:22 / 19.07.05
Getting things wrong no matter how f**king hard I try. That pisses me right off.
 
 
Hieronymus
18:57 / 19.07.05
What kind of adle-brained twisted little sadist leaves their dog locked in a car in 98 degree heat with the windows barely cracked open FOR 6 GODDAMN HOURS!!!

I wake up Sunday (I know. It's a few days old but I'm still fuggin' pissed I couldn't confront the little bastard responsible) at 10 am to hear a dog barking and whimpering its ass off. I step outside my apartment and couldn't figure WHERE the hell it was coming from so I went back to minding my own business.

Noon rolls around and i hear the dog again, barking and screeching like a madman. I'm thinking, where the fuck is this dog at? In the apartment behind me? Is it just some bratty misbehaving dog?

I go back to my business. 2:30 and I hear the dog again, except this time I make a concentrated effort to find this dog and see exactly what's going on. Next door to my apartment is a health center and sure enough, smack dab in the blazing sun, no shade or anything, is some fucking nitwit's station wagon and a dog whose been frying in 120 degree heat FOR SIX FUCKING HOURS!!!

I had to go back to my place, find some old Tupperware bowl, fill it with water and ice cubes and slip it through this fucking idiot's car window just so the dog wouldn't fucking die. Wetted his head a little with it too. I wanted to get the dog out of the car but worried I'd be sitting there holding him by his collar for-goddamn-know how long while his stupid fucking owner finally got around to leaving whatever the fuck he was doing. So I called up my friend, who's got a dog of her own, and asked her to bring a leash so I could get Suffering Dog out of Mengele's car and into some shade and wait for its master. And whudyaknow, as soon as I hang up the phone I look back to the parking lot and the car's FINALLY left, with my motherfucking Tupperware bowl. My friend told me later that I should have called Animal Control, that they would have been on the asshole who did this like white on fucking rice. Two very close friends of mine lost their sweet, almost too obediant Labrador to this sort of thing. Poor thing died of a brain hemmorage on the way to the vets because they'd left it in the car for the entire afternoon.

WHO ARE THESE SELFISH FUCKS?! OH I'LL JUST LEAVE MY DOG TO DIE IN A TINY LITTLE GREENHOUSE OF HELL BECAUSE I CAN'T BE ARSED TO LEAVE HIM THE FUCK AT HOME. FUCKING JESUS.
 
 
ibis the being
19:37 / 19.07.05
Ugh, that is despicable. Yes, definitely call Animal Control if, Heaven Forbid, there's a 'next time' on that one.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
19:54 / 19.07.05
Flies, I mean in a sense they're ok I guess but not with the eating the shit off the street in full vision of me yes the very fibres of excreta being sucked up and rubbed all over their horrible little bodies and the bringing it in on their feelers then sitting all over me.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
19:55 / 19.07.05
Smash that fucker's window in and liberate the dog next time. Then smash his fucking teeth into his face.

Actually I really would have stolen the dog. But not smashed the dude's face in. Unless he snuck up on me while I was stealing his dog, then I would have given him a little scared/distraction pop in the nose, and then ran off with the dog.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:57 / 19.07.05
Good man, Hieronymus. When I was nurse in charge of a hospital one weekend a similar thing happened to me with a dog in a car in the car park on a hot day, unattended for several hours. Eventually, our security guard opened a side window and we got the poor beast out, disoriented and flopping around. After a wee while, with fluids and tlc, the dog was perky again.

Then the owner returned. She screamed and howled and phoned the police. Wanted to sue me and the security man for damaging the seal on her window. The police came and she lied through her teeth about how long she'd been gone etc. The policeman, bless him, told her in the end that if he had been in my position he'd have cared less about her car window seal and would have "panned the window in". Cheers, Mr Plod.

She carried on writing complaining letters about me to all and sundry but got short shrift. I hope she learned her lesson and never did it again. Problem with stupid people is when they don't suffer for their stupidity, some innocent does.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:11 / 19.07.05
Yeah, next time (although let's hope there isn't one) smash the window, rescue the dog. Then smash all the other bits of the car that are smashable. Set light to any that aren't. Then maybe once all the exploding and stuff's finished, wee on it. Twice, if you can manage twice.

People who are cruel to dogs are the lowest form of life imaginable.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
20:17 / 19.07.05
I imagine they think it's like leaving a coat or other belonging in the car while they go do something. Fuck them.
 
 
w1rebaby
20:21 / 19.07.05
You don't want to smash the window, that might hurt the dog - you want to pry the door open.

And that, officer, is why I have this crowbar in my bag.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
20:24 / 19.07.05
We'd smash a far away window. One furthest from the dog. C'mon man, who desn't wanna smash a car window?
 
 
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20:55 / 19.07.05
You don't want to smash the window, that might hurt the dog

Unlikely, side windows are usually safety glass that turn into not-very-sharp bits when you smash 'em and they're laminated so the bits tend not to go anywhere. Smash the fucker, save the dog. Especially retrievers and labradors, as they're too well-mannered to complain when they get hot.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
21:14 / 19.07.05
I'm with Stoatie as well. Imagine how it would feel when the"owner" returned: just lying amongst the cubes of glass, the sun bouncing of the beaten panels, a cigarette in your one hand, a crowbar in the other, the happy dog lolling in the shade next to you....

"Your dog was dying. Sorry, the car didn't make it..."

Class.

Talking of smashing cars: why is it that every night some f**king car parked near my dwelling decides it's time to ring the alarm and prevent me from sleeping (it's personal, I tells ya!)? I wouldn't normally mind, but the electronic whining can go on for hours, and hours, and... I sincerely believe that there should be a Law which states:

"If a car alarm continues sounding for any period over 90 minutes, all surrounding residents are hereby authorised and permitted to destroy the aforementioned car by any means necessary."

Sounds fair to me.
 
  

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