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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

  
  

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I'm Rick Jones, bitch
11:52 / 18.07.05


You know, someday you might be lucky enough to actually meet one of the working classes!

(PS who the fuck was talking about ASBOS? Or hoodies?)
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
11:53 / 18.07.05
That wasn't actually a reply to you, Dudders. However, I think it might be an idea if you got some sleep. We can always come back to this later.

Gah, this is why I hate flat-display forums...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:02 / 18.07.05
Remember when you announced you wanted to leave Barbelith and have all trace of your presence here erased? Whatever happened to that idea?
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
12:10 / 18.07.05
hy·per·bo·le Audio pronunciation of "hyperbole" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (h-pûrb-l)
n.

A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

_____________________


Now, you might want to consider why someone might bemoan the state of Barbelith, and what you might be contributing towards that with all these nastly little digs at posters and violent little power fantasies you keep spouting off about.

Remember, the urge to murder one's ideological nemesis is something facists tend to subscribe to. Food for thought, perhaps?
 
 
Haus Of Pain
12:40 / 18.07.05
AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!! Barbelith. If there is anyone on Barbelith is "actually" offended by my use of the word pikey then apologies. However as i'm sure we are all aware the usage of the word doesn't just express an appearance or financial state it also implies a mind set. In future i'll just say "Daily Mail Readers" to avoid upsetting the tightly wound coils! Or maybe i'll just say wollies or ratbags or silly billies or silly willies.

Come on Borebelith.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:49 / 18.07.05
What do you have against Daily Mail readers, MUMMY? They share your views on gypsies and the "PC brigade", I would have thought it would be your newspaper of choice.
 
 
Benny the Ball
12:55 / 18.07.05
I read MUMMY'S post too quick and contracted wollies and ratbags into wogs. I hope this doesn't mean that I should be reading the Mail also.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:46 / 18.07.05
A figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

Or, presumably, like "bigoted scum who should be stabbed in the face"? You seem to want to keep the keys to hyperbole to yourself here, Dudders, which doesn't seem entirely fair or balanced.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
13:48 / 18.07.05
Well done Flyboy you have won a special star that you can wear and impress all your friends with.

Well Done. You are a good boy aren't you? Yes you are.

Well Done.


Also are you calling a Gypsy a pikey because if you are that's not exactly cool. Especially considering the debate that's just been going on.

Maybe just a silver star for yopu then as you are obviously a little confused. If you don't understand in future, feel free to ask one of your class mates.

Good Luck
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:54 / 18.07.05
However as i'm sure we are all aware the usage of the word doesn't just express an appearance or financial state it also implies a mind set.

Here, I think, we have a bit of an object lesson in the dangers of the assumption of common knowledge. I wasn't aware of that, except insofar as it related to the stupidity, lack of education, penchant for petty criminality and aggression of the pikey-as-undeserving-poor. You seem to be suggesting now that the term can be used interchangeably with either gypsies, the undeserving poor or people who suffer from, for want of a better term, poverty of imagination - the stereotypical "Daily Mail reader", who is traditionally represented (by the liberal intelllegentsia, scarequoting both terms heavily) as being close-minded, status-obsessed, usually lower middle-class and fearfully defensive of their lifestyles against largely imaginary threats. This would certainly seem to me to be a great model for an insurance advert, but it doesn't sound anything like my understanding of how "pikey" is used.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
14:04 / 18.07.05
Or, presumably, like "bigoted scum who should be stabbed in the face"? You seem to want to keep the keys to hyperbole to yourself here, Dudders, which doesn't seem entirely fair or balanced.

My hyperbole didn't involve daydreaming about comiting a disfiguring facial attack with a bladed weapon. Don't be so fucking daft.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:14 / 18.07.05
You're ready to swear on a stack of bibles that you've never, ever, ever, used violent language on Barbelith? Really?

Good luck with that, Dudders. Right now, it looks to me like you've hurtled into yet another thread that previously had nothing to do with you in order to perpetuate a bulletin board feud with one of your bad father figures. We've discussed your tendency to do this before. I suggest going to bed, getting some sleep and coming back to this when you have at least the bobblehead-level emotional maturity you have at steady-state.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
14:15 / 18.07.05
Suggesting that it's used relatively commonly these days for something or someone that is considered a bit SHIT; opinions, objects, weather etc etc etc and as far as i'm aware is considered a relatively innofensive term depending on the context. However if one was to turn around and call someone a pikey because they are poor or a gypsy etc then one would be an arsehole. As you know the context in which i used the word was in relation to people that found the aforementioned insurance advert exciting and entertaining.

Enough of this. The thread's "Untamed hate and anger" remeber. So carry on.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:27 / 18.07.05
I think we may now have _tamed_ hate and anger...
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
14:33 / 18.07.05
You're ready to swear on a stack of bibles that you've never, ever, ever, used violent language on Barbelith? Really?

Who really gives a fuck? I've made efforts to modify my posting behaviour and Flyboy's still flying off the handle at every chance he gets.

Good luck with that, Dudders. Right now, it looks to me like you've hurtled into yet another thread that previously had nothing to do with you

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Let's read the title of the thread, shall we? Read it. With our eyes.

Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger

Even if I had entered this thread to call someone a wanker, I would still be within the bounds of the thread. This here's Thunderdome, son.

in order to perpetuate a bulletin board feud with one of your bad father figures.

No, I entered to give my personal perspective on the issue at hand (namely, that people sometimes use bad words). Go on, actually read my post. I dare you.

We've discussed your tendency to do this before.

Discussed? I remember you blowing hot air at me, a few people PMing me to say they thought you're a bit of a wanker, and then that was that. I don't remember any real discourse involved between the two of us.

I suggest going to bed, getting some sleep and coming back to this when you have at least the bobblehead-level emotional maturity you have at steady-state.

Expressing the urge to knife someone is mature and reasonable, while chiding someone for expressing the urge to knife someone is "bobbleheaded", is it?

How is Bizzaro World this time of year, Chief? I'm thinking of booking a holiday.

No, here's what I think's going on here: Flyboy needs to learn some nice breathing exercises to help him cope with the red mist, and you need to stop all these blundering shamblepunches everytime I surface, OK? Please, it's undignified.

Your usual problem is that you tend to forget it's possible to be both right and nice. Here, you can't even be right.
 
 
Spaniel
14:35 / 18.07.05
My anger will never be tamed.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
14:41 / 18.07.05
LOL
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:45 / 18.07.05
Let's read the title of the thread, shall we? Read it. With our eyes.

Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger

Even if I had entered this thread to call someone a wanker, I would still be within the bounds of the thread. This here's Thunderdome, son.

Followed by:

Flyboy needs to learn some nice breathing exercises to help him cope with the red mist
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
14:51 / 18.07.05
AUUUGH PEDANTRY

None of this really mitigates the fact you come across as a complete nutcase, does it?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
14:55 / 18.07.05
When somebody else does it, it's pedantry. When somebody else does it, it's PC gone mad. I'm so glad this is a rare and unusual attitude to self-awareness.


Meanwhile... gosh, Dudders, did your army of mates PM you to tell you what a bad father I was? Quality.

Go on, actually read my post. I dare you.

I did. It was largely offtopic, but quite an interesting perspective of how people sometimes say things for different reasons. Unfortunately, your bad-dad bobblehead didn't let you avoid trying to pick a fight with Flybs right at the start of your post:

Not because I'm a RIGHT ON MY SISTERS WE ARE ONE STABFUCK THE BIGOTS Millie Tant/Rick from the Young Ones/[certain barbelith poster who needs anger management and a strong sedative] type of guy

One of the interesting things about this is how incredibly retro it is. I suspect you are now using 80s references in the hope that it will make you seem less like a teenage virgin. It's not working. And yes, I know, you're not a teenage virgin. You have had the sex with many hot ladies and have as many candles on your birthday cake as hairs on your manly, manly chest.

So, what exactly are you trying to change about your methods of posting? The constantly trying to get Flyboy's attention? The lying to yourself and others about what you and others have said? The ironic anger management problems? Maybe you should get some help on that.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
15:00 / 18.07.05
Haus,

Just ask him out on a date!!!
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
15:01 / 18.07.05
you come across as a complete nutcase

Such a statement doesn't mean anything without the additional specification of whose perspective/opinion you're refering to. I have faith that your posts in this thread and elsewhere, and mine, and MUMMY's, will provide adequate evidence for any reader to draw their own conclusions, after factoring in their own beliefs and character.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:04 / 18.07.05
Harrison, there is no way I want to be around when that nadsack empties for the first time. Which would, realistically, be somewhere between aperitif and main.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
15:09 / 18.07.05
Hey Flyboy, I'm not your MUMMY and if I was I'd have probably bog flushed you by now!!!
 
 
Smoothly
15:16 / 18.07.05
Fucking hell! You know who’s going to come out of this looking best? Those that step away, that’s who.
We’ve already got threads about calling people pikeys; we’ve got threads about Flyboy being a face-knifing PC nutcase; we’ve got threads about how everyone privately hates Haus and whispers about him behind his back; we’ve got Thunderdome threads for people to have fights in. This aint any one of those, and to see thread for honest-to-goodness farm-fresh hate and anger being sullied with such low-grade nark is really beginning to make me ANGRYYYYYY. You CAAAANTS!
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
15:19 / 18.07.05
When somebody else does it, it's pedantry. When somebody else does it, it's PC gone mad. I'm so glad this is a rare and unusual attitude to self-awareness.

I can't recall ever doubting flibber's conformity to the topic - untamed hate and anger is his forte, and I'll hear no man say otherwise. But all that headsick can't be good for a young man of his age, and maybe, just maybe he'd feel the benefit from a full frontal lobotomy and a padded rubber cell with say, some nice soothing birdsong piped in and a lifesize effigy of Julie Birchill for company. Jusr for a little while, until he learns to cope.


Meanwhile... gosh, Dudders, did your army of mates PM you to tell you what a bad father I was? Quality.

Do you want to engage in pedarastic acts with with me? Is that what this is all about? I'm sad to say I'm past the age of consent, and I'm willing to bet you're not even all that good looking.

I did. It was largely offtopic, but quite an interesting perspective of how people sometimes say things for different reasons. Unfortunately, your bad-dad bobblehead didn't let you avoid trying to pick a fight with Flybs right at the start of your post:

Not because I'm a RIGHT ON MY SISTERS WE ARE ONE STABFUCK THE BIGOTS Millie Tant/Rick from the Young Ones/[certain barbelith poster who needs anger management and a strong sedative] type of guy

W-w-w-why that could be anybody! Absolutely anyone at all around these parts, and I think your reaction to this says more about your feelings to Flyboy than it does mine.

Cad.

One of the interesting things about this is how incredibly retro it is. I suspect you are now using 80s references in the hope that it will make you seem less like a teenage virgin. It's not working. And yes, I know, you're not a teenage virgin. You have had the sex with many hot ladies and have as many candles on your birthday cake as hairs on your manly, manly chest.

And thus you sink to the level of Nelson Mundz. Not very far to see you fall, but saddening none the less.

I haven't slept with nearly as many girls as I'd like to, it's true. Oh, how your slings and arrows wound me! I shall surely die!

You absolute boring prick.

So, what exactly are you trying to change about your methods of pos0ting? The constantly trying to get Flyboy's attention? The lying to yourself and others about what you and others have said? The ironic anger management problems? Maybe you should get some help on that.

I'm not sure why you keep pairing me up with Flbs, but now I'm really curious to see your unpublished Barbslash collection...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:23 / 18.07.05
Fucking twats.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:30 / 18.07.05
How dare you talk to my idiot son like that?
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
15:33 / 18.07.05
Idiot son? Look, stop PMing me and asking for pictures of me in a sailor outfit. I don't even own a sailor outfit!




PM FROM HAUS
I wan ur hot sexxy body oh yeh
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
15:33 / 18.07.05
That's more like it Nina, some fucking HATE AND ANGER.

AAAAGGGHHHHHH HATE YOU FUCKING CUNTS HATE HATE HATE

FUCKING HAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON GET ANGRY, YOU CAN DO IT PUSSIES. THAT'S IT PRICK, YEAH YOU, YOU ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER GET SOME FIRE IN YA BELLY YOU BIG YELLOW TIT!!!!

LETS GET PROPER FUCKED OFF!!!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:34 / 18.07.05
But this is so boring.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:35 / 18.07.05
I can't even bring myself to use capslock.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
15:37 / 18.07.05
Then the terrorists have already won
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
15:37 / 18.07.05
I can't even be bothered to use chapstick.

Lest we forget, the worst thing you can be in Bobblehead world is gay. That's terrible and automatically makes you a loser. It makes the head bobble just to think of it.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:43 / 18.07.05
I'm sorry but I'm so bored by the last page (page 36) that I have no idea what you mean. Bobbleheads? Are they ice creams? And what does that word 'terrorist' mean? No sorry, you haven't made any sense to me for about 20 posts.
 
  

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