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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

 
  

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I'm Rick Jones, bitch
03:31 / 21.05.05
It was all a misunderstanding! all is well.
 
 
Quantum
14:25 / 21.05.05
HAH! Immediately following my last rage filled post (aside- where is Rage these days?) I applied for another job, got an interview the next day (yesterday) which went well, and hopefully will be leaving next week HURRAH!
Boboss- we have to wait outside for 15 minutes if we're even a minute late, and it's much worse than you can imagine. Patronised by very stupid people; The Horror...
 
 
ibis the being
20:29 / 23.05.05
PAY ME PAY ME PAY ME PAY ME please fucking PAY ME! It's been like three and a half weeks or four or something - please don't make me have to explain that I'm skipping meals just to get by - just give me my check - NOW please.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:54 / 23.05.05
The labourer is worthy of his hire. It's in thef****** BIBLE, you know. (Luke 10:7)

Tell them the God of the Israelites will smite them, ibis. I knew that book must be good for something.
 
 
ibis the being
21:10 / 23.05.05
Bahhh, I'm too much of a wimp. Look at me, I even say "please" in my angry rant.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
22:38 / 25.05.05
My hair smells of burnt hair, which is repellent.

This is because I caught it on a candle while standing up to leave a cabaret night which wasn't even that good. And everyone was like, oh, clap clap clap, SHIT her hair's on FIRE!!!

And I couldn't even borrow a hairbrush or comb, only scissors, which are no help with a singed barnet which only reveals the true extent of the damage when brushed, like Cancer Samantha in SATC.
"Oh, clumps, oh, hmmm ... that's OK, there are other ways to keep my head warm. Smith? Come to momma!"

AND

I wasn't even drunk.
 
 
Mirror
22:50 / 25.05.05
FUCK ORACLE. Goddamned company should be able to make a product that's capable of unilaterally killing a hung session without restarting the goddamn database.

FUCK ESRI. The bastards have more feature holes and bugs in their standard tools for SDE than a goddamn rotten block of havarti that's been sitting in a ditch for a week.
 
 
Mistoffelees
16:58 / 29.05.05
That´s what a mauled ipod looks like:



Once again, he insisted on not working and made mocking noises, and 1/120 second later, he lay 4m away on the floor.

Now I thrashed the second one. I cannot recommend ipods! A friend told me to buy a special cartridge with slots for hard drives next time. So I could have 300mb instead of 20mb.

I´m not really raging about this dead mp3-player, but I had a couple of moment, where I just wanted to throw that thing into the next river. Oh well.
 
 
Cat Chant
12:43 / 30.05.05
Please don't make me mark any more exams. Please don't make me mark any more exams. Please don't make me mark any more exams.

[goes off to mark 30 more exams]
 
 
JOY NO WRY
14:11 / 30.05.05
I know I'm about seven years behind everybody else on this one, but I just read about Brian Herberts plan to release book seven of the Dune series based on his own modifications and interpretations of his fathers notes.

I am actually seething. After those sullen 'prequel' abominations he should seriously know better.

Why can't you just release the original bloody notes, you talentless thief of your fathers thunder? I hate you. I hate you.
 
 
Grey Area
15:21 / 30.05.05
Dum-de-doo-de-doo it's a lovely Monday morning lah-de-dah unlock door doop-dee-doo oh what's this on my desk another 130 exam scripts that need marking? Right next to the pile of 80 coursework items I still had to mark?


...I'm going to stake out my office for the Exam Script Fairy and give it two barrels of buckshot.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
15:56 / 30.05.05
Look. It's quite simple. Shoving letters through my friend's door telling her you're going to kill her, her boyfriend AND her dog is unacceptable. Seeming surprised when the cops turn up at your house over this is not only unacceptable, but clearly stupid, mad, or both (especially as it seems you have "previous", as it were). Following this up with further, more threatening letters REALLY gets on my tits.
I'm just a leeetle bit pissed at you right now, funnily enough. I don't really think I'm overstepping the mark by saying that someone who gets their jollies by terrorising a woman who lives alone is a bit of a prick, to say the least. And yes, I've already said I'll be a witness/give evidence/whatever. Cunt.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
16:41 / 30.05.05
Stoatie: What the FUCK!?
 
 
Shrug
16:52 / 30.05.05
That is fucking awful, get her to stay with a friend/ her boyfriend rather than an empty besieged house until the police deal with the horribleness. How did this even come about?
 
 
Cat Chant
17:27 / 30.05.05
Now I feel a bit bad about the exams thing. Especially as they're all done now. Stoatie - good vibes of protection (and, of course, The Obligatory Huggles) to you and your friend.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
22:12 / 30.05.05
Stoatie: what's his address?....... I've got toothpaste, dogshit, paper-bags, and access to a poisonous snake.. Can you see what it is yet? Can you punk... Go on: give me his address....
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:31 / 31.05.05
Kind of a long story, but here goes... a friend of mine, who is, admittedly a notorious credit risk (she owes me a few thousand quid, but I'm forgetting about that for the time being while all this shit's going on) borrowed a couple of hundred quid of this guy she knows to pay her rent, and arranged to pay him back tenwty quid a week until it was all paid off. (Now, I know she's been making the payments on time, because I've been either going up there with her or, more recently, going up there myself so she doesn't have to) Apparently he started getting a bit sleazy towards her, which freaked her out a bit (hence me going with her to make the payments) and it's got worse and worse until now he's pushing death threats through her door.
Of course, Stokey being Stokey, everyone knows pretty much everyone else, and we've found a guy who's had dealings with the fucker in the past, which turned out much the same (except in that case it was the creep who ended up owing the OTHER guy money, so it's not really about that!). Basically, it seems he likes befriending people, getting into a situation where they're dependent on him in some way or another, and then terrorising them.
I'm fairly sure he's not actually gonna try anything, but not sure enough that I'd want her to take the risk, so yes, she's had people staying over/been staying at other people's houses, not leaving the dog on her own at home, all that sensible stuff, as well as going to the police. They've apparently been round to see him- they said he acted all surprised, and was very apologetic- of course, the next day she gets a REALLY unpleasant note through her door. Previous notes having accused her of being a smackhead, and implied that he'd been following not only her but her boyfriend as well (with lovely touches like "believe me, there are PLENTY of scenarios..."), this one was an actual death threat, aimed at her, her boyfriend AND her dog. The cops're supposed to be going to see him again today, but we'll see...
Anyway, the long and the short of it is that she's (unsurprisingly) terrified. According to this other guy, once the police really got involved when it was happening to HIM, the guy backed off... not wishing to make any snap layman's diagonoses, but the guy seems to be utterly insane. The closer she gets to paying him off, the more agitated he seems to be getting- I'm guessing because he won't have an excuse to contact her any more. I just wish he'd fuck off and die, basically, because he's driving the poor girl completely spare.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:40 / 31.05.05
A world of fuckedup right there.
 
 
Shrug
12:01 / 31.05.05
Horribleness aside at least you have reassurance that he probably will back off once the police are involved from his previous dalliance with psychopathy.
And that his fixations are numerous rather than solely and specifically centred on your mate, which would be altogether scarier somehow.
And that he isn't an anonymous stalker (so she can run away when she sees him).
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:35 / 01.06.05
This isn't really bad but: I just want to weed. Why is it raining?
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
15:01 / 01.06.05
I think you should start 'Cuh! Tch! A thread for weather related gardening annoyance.'
 
 
Olulabelle
23:23 / 07.06.05
For the confused amongst you:

This is fat:


This is obese:
maybe NSFW

This is NOT fat. This is NORMAL:
 
 
Whisky Priestess
00:27 / 08.06.05
Bodyshape-wise, totally. Choice of clothing-wise, less so. But I get it. I really do. Although let's face it, BB is the last place you'd expect to find a faithful microcosm of "normal" society, physically or psychologically.

Maybe it's that Lesley is so much *more* normal in every way than most of the others in the house that she stands out much more (and thus attracts ridicule) for that very reason?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:28 / 08.06.05
With you, lula, but maybe the red thong pic could do with being slipped behind a work warning? It's a bit pr0ntastic.

Also, I'm not sure about the word "normal..." I mean, what's normal? Red Thong chick might be pretty big, but as a quick Google will show there are plenty of people who're into that...
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
08:28 / 08.06.05
So the court date is still going ahead for Halifax to take possession of the house we live in. The letting company decided to take their lying client on her lying word that she'd paid Halifax and was 'sending the details', effectively sitting with their thumbs up their arses, when it all it took from me was one call to the solicitors to find out it's all still on. Added to this is the fact that another branch of the same bloody letting company is now doing a valuation of the place 'for sale' because she asked them to and was totally unaware of the fact that she doesn't even own the bloody place and even if she did Halifax will probably own it in a month's time anyway! I'm really trying not to let stress ruin my life, but it's a little difficult when the world is full of INCOMPETENT SMUG MORONS OF THE WORST CALIBRE WHO CAN'T EVEN MAKE A SIMPLE FUCKING PHONE-CALL.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
10:54 / 08.06.05
I've been working here less than twenty hours. I've made a couple of mistakes, but when you are left pretty much to your own devices and the instructions aren't always of the clearest, these things happen.

Naturally I have been gently told I can go to lunch and not come back. Thanks, guys! Just the treatment I needed after five weeks unemployed to gently ease me back into the world of work ...
 
 
Sekhmet
17:12 / 08.06.05
Five years I've been here, and I don't even know why. Five years of this insufferable egotistical procrastinating dissembling fundamentalist pig boss.

More mad at myself than anything.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
17:25 / 08.06.05
Sekmet (and equally Whiskey Priestess): F**k the pigs! As another cliché says: "This aint no dress rehearsal"

Once, a friend of mine tripping at a flat-party in New York spotted a postcard stuck on the fridge. He was captivated for ages; it read:

One potato
Two potato
Three potato
PORK!

(Another read: I scream, you scream, we all scream for Pork Loin!)

Trust me, it's only a matter of time. Go on, do it... I'll back you up, I'll even make you a bacon sandwich afterwards to help feed your spirits... (unless you're a vegetarian or religeous, etc, then no offence meant...erm...)
 
 
Whisky Priestess
17:48 / 08.06.05
It's just a stupid temp job, but ... GAAAAAH!

serves to remind me how privileged I've been over the last year to have work I can do and be interested in, and colleagues who like and appreciate me even a bit ...
 
 
Char Aina
09:30 / 15.06.05
stuck in a class of five for four months with a CUNTING RACIST.
why do otherwise fairly intelligent people get a fuckin block in their head over israel?
he just confirmed all my suspicions of complete fuckwittery...
my mate is a closet zionist, he says.
if she were to tell him she supports the palestinian right to freedom from oppression, he would say she is a liar.
she is a jew, and ALL jews support the state of israel unequivocally.
if she says otherwise she is lying, apprently.
all she wants is to go back to the motherland and kill palestinians, and her prescence at a pro-palestine rally was 'just one of those things they do to make you think they don't support israel'.

except she has never been to israel and she thinks sharon is a fascist.
WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO ANY OF YOUR SHIT WHEN YOU CANT EVEN ACCEPT THAT, YOU FUCKING BEIGE FASCIST MOTHERFUCKER?

god, i'm looking forward to the next few months.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:30 / 15.06.05
YOU FUCKING BEIGE FASCIST MOTHERFUCKER

Would this by any chance be disparaging reference to skin colour?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:31 / 15.06.05
YOU FUCKING BEIGE FASCIST MOTHERFUCKER

Would this by any chance be disparaging reference to skin colour?
 
 
Liger Null
10:34 / 15.06.05
Where the fuck is photobucket? "Cannot be found" my ass!

You pricks have my pictures! And I want them back!!!!!
 
 
Char Aina
10:56 / 15.06.05
well spotted!
as i am sure you are aware, comrade, no one is more rascisct than the beige.
 
 
Cat Chant
12:51 / 18.06.05
You know what you shouldn't do in the essay you have to resubmit because you got busted for plagiarism the first time round?

COPY IT OUT OF A BOOK.

*gets huge comedy mallet, big enough to support the legend "The Difference Between Plagiarism And Original Work Does Not Equal The Difference Between The Internet And The Library", hits all students over the head with it repeatedly*
 
  

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