Stoatie, in the affectation thread:

"...(if shy people don't mind me lumping them all together as one entity. Ah fuck it. What're they gonna do?)"

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:50 / 26.07.04

"Those dreams are tied to a horse that will never tire"

Oh, come on, you made that one up. Those dreams are tied to a horse? With what? (Hmm. I have to go to the Hardware Shop Of Goodness tomorrow, for advice about battens, so I could always ask Neville [for it is he] about what I would use to tie dreams to a horse. "It has to be pretty hard-wearing," I would add, "because the horse will never tire.")

Deva's analysis of some Sting song or other is just ACE.

Whisky Priestess

20:30 / 26.07.04

"seeing a pubescent Alexa Vega undulating and writhing on stage like some sort of... SEX EEL"

Lord Morgue, je pense, in the ageing thread. Sex eel. Sex EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! My new favourite phrase. Thank you.

unheimlich manoeuvre

22:51 / 26.07.04

stoat breaks the french spam-smuggling in the blunkett fnords the country thread

"And the last British Spam factory closed down last year... vested interests, anyone? Is it the pesky French? Do they have Spam? WHY would they have Spam? They have proper food."

Lord Morgue

08:23 / 27.07.04

My second Barbequote! You like me! You really like me!

pointless and uncalled for

08:41 / 27.07.04

Nope, we all hate you because you're a little girl.

Lord Morgue

09:15 / 27.07.04

And you all hate me because you know my OTHER deep dark secret, that the poor little wallflower, too afraid to dance, that is secretly a pretty ballerina with long flowing hair and smooth skin, is secretly a CRIPPLE!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

09:20 / 27.07.04

Call Sam Kieth! I think his long-delayed collaboration with Dario Argento is back on!!!

Lord Morgue

09:55 / 27.07.04

With CANCER!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

10:45 / 27.07.04

Jesus. Spielberg's in on it? FUUUUCK.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

10:46 / 27.07.04

And a DEFORMED CONJINED TWIN called Gladys who she had to bandage down under her leotard! And Gladys forces her to go out and commit JEWEL THEFT or else Gladys will sing obscene and not very funny songs from under the bandages!

Oh, sorr. I thought we were playing "Beats."

Lord Morgue

13:16 / 27.07.04

In the BRAIN!

Our Lady Has Left the Building

15:23 / 28.07.04

From Sax's 'Hinterland' thread...

Sax More specifically, it's about big cats on the moors, mass-produced paintings which leave people dead, two lost and lonely girls living on an island in the middle of a park duck pond, and sinister black cars which watch the streets.

Loomis Well you know what they say, the first novel is always autobiography ...

Pingle!Pop

16:12 / 29.07.04

From the "Who are these people with registered suits who never post?" thread, Deva represents the evil thread-deleting PC gone maaaad nazis:

Actually, they do post, but the moderating facists follow them round deleting, just because we can.

For example, this morning I deleted two thousand posts from the Head Shop, Books and the Gathering, all of which went "Please! In the name of God, let me post! I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does!", apart from one, which explained the whole of contemporary capitalism/neocolonialism in easy words with pictures and a step-by-step guide to building a better world, but the suit was on my list, so it had to go. Them's the breaks, gmorrison23.

Jack The Bodiless

00:26 / 31.07.04

Oh, horlicks. I was gonna quote that.

Deva = flawed genius. My second favourite kind, after rum n' raisin.

The Falcon

12:03 / 04.08.04

"Being gay" and "being Vandal Savage" are at this point pretty much indistinguishable.

Haus rules.

But - when were they not?

The Prince of All Lies

21:04 / 04.08.04

from the same thread, by Stoatie...this one made my day..

There's me, coming up with all manner of evil genius-type ways to destroy civilisation (and some of them were well-fucking-elaborate and had had a LOT of time and effort put into them), and had I just been gay I could have saved myself so much fucking effort just by existing!

Jack The Bodiless

11:31 / 06.08.04

Lord Morque in the Revenge Of The Sith Thread...

[Darth Vader] To be played by Mike Tyson.
"I AM DA THITH! My thyle is impetuouth. My defenth ith impwegnable. I'm gonna eat your childwen!"
"Thee, Obi-Wan wath fighting weal dirty. Then I saw thomething- I thought it wath a wittle muthwoom. And then I thnapped! I thnapped! And now evewybody ith mad at me."

Lord Morgue

11:44 / 06.08.04

My third Barbequote!
Pretty ballerina! Pretty ballerina!

bio k9

21:26 / 06.08.04

Don't get too excited. The bar is far lower than it was on page 1.

quotes these days...

Beautiful imagery from I've Just Given Up, Dave in the ever-wonderful Big Brother 2004 thread:

While it's going to say something good about British society when Nadia wins, I'd still rather listen to a pig being slaughtered than the acceptance speech. And I say this as a vegetarian.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

09:57 / 14.08.04

Jimmy Blue Surprisingly everyone has retro-deleted Nadia's evidence of possibly the worst kind of human behaviour you can get from their assessment of her personality - physical violence toward another human being - her belting of jason was what provoked the lardy boys bomber jacket invasion. Was that ok, 'cos she's a girl, or simulcra thereof?

Ganesh The "worst kind of human behaviour you can get"? Torturing him to death would probably have surpassed hitting him, I think.

Rev. Orr

14:50 / 14.08.04

(Whisky says)

Certainly in terms of ratings.

ONLY NICE THINGS

21:39 / 17.08.04

Kit-Cat Club in the "images of killers on laptops" thread.

I think he thought you were talking about the RAF (Red Army Faction, i.e. the followers of the Baader-Meinhof gang) where it seemed to me that you were talking about the RAF (Royal Air Force). Is that right?

It's all in the context, but it's the friendly young schoolteacher showing the working tone, which contrasts harshly with me bleeding from the nose, so hard was I enjoying what was without a doubt one of the greatest arguments in the history of Barbelith.

Papess

20:19 / 18.08.04

Not part of any thread but said by the great Keggers:

I dont have an ego problem; infact I dont think Im half as great as I really am.

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06:22 / 19.08.04

Lord Morque AGAIN! You must be on form or something.

From the FAQ thread in policy and help :

The (manga) link is back, this time in FormattingTextAndPostingLinksAndImages.
Look, aren't we supposed to be an international conspiracy of drug-crazed witches and anarchist terrorists? Can't we just shoot them, or rip their auras off, or something?

The resistable rise of Reidcourchie

07:34 / 19.08.04

Stoatie has decided to tickle me this am. Freom the Aliens Predator thread.

"Personally, I think they should do Aliens vs The Thing. Imagine it- a frozen wasteland. A godzillion Aliens. And you don't know which ones you can trust!!!

Needs work, I know. But I'm sure they could get Kurt Russell back. "

Cat Chant

16:21 / 20.08.04

Flyboy:But Not In A Gay Way

Snoody Snu's throwaway in the Bizarro thread. I merely note it here in the hopes that it attracts Fly's attention in twenty-four days or so...

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