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We're The Great Old Ones Now
13:34 / 17.08.01
"I had to go to Wandsworth. It was like 'Nam, you can't understand unless you've been there." - Whisky P.
 
 
mondo a-go-go
19:03 / 17.08.01
"why is it strap-on week in my life?" -haus

"fuck me with a dildo" -belbin

(both said recently at offline meets. still amuses me.)
 
 
Spatula Clarke
09:18 / 18.08.01
Quote removed. That's a whole can of worms I really don't want to be opening again.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:20 / 19.08.01
"You and Tannhauser should meet and talk."
- Whisky Priestess, in reply to some insane bad ravings of a one-off man mental.

"Get a grip man! Holiday in Selfawaria..."
- the Haus, to a man about tattoos...
 
 
YNH
11:02 / 22.08.01
quote:The Haus of Jericho (from the Creation)
Thinking about fatal falls makes me horny. Cool.
 
 
deletia
13:41 / 22.08.01
"NONCEPATROLGO!"

Pretty much everyone else.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
12:08 / 24.08.01
"So enjoy your personal war. Take your self-confessed thrillseeking and your new-found conviction and your mindless, whining, traumatised anger and go do something real with it. Get yourself over to mainland Europe where the Man seems to be playing a little rougher. Get in amongst some real violence and see if it all still feels so clear and pure. Or go to the Africa you're so quick to throw around to make me feel small and hypocritical.

Only it doesn't work, you sanctimonious pissant, because I've been to my Chapel Perilous and it scared me to the point of vomiting, but I did the right thing (much to my own surprise) and stuck to it even though I believed it might cost me my life. So - "sticks and stones"...etc."

I miss Dao Jones. The "Chapel Perilous" line still gets me every time.
 
 
YNH
14:55 / 24.08.01
I can't find the Tannhaus of Pain to quote your rant, either. Crap.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
14:22 / 26.08.01
"How is it this man walks upright?"

--Pin, re: Richard Blackwood's shaming on the Brass Eye spesh...
 
 
Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero
09:16 / 28.08.01
I miss Dao Jones.

So do I. I think he knew everything. "Everything I need in life I learned from killing smart people and eating their brains."--Joe Crow
 
 
Ganesh
09:16 / 28.08.01
And the evergreen "...relatively oversized cock"...

Laila & co.
 
 
YNH
09:16 / 28.08.01
"Only ten inches? How embarrassing for Tom."
 
 
Tom Coates
10:30 / 28.08.01
I miss Dao Jones

Because metaquoting is more fun, and also because, you know, oxomoronic or something. Yeah?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
12:32 / 28.08.01
oxomoronic or something

Bovriline Spungiform Encephalopathy. Ho ho.

*shame*
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
12:40 / 28.08.01
Baffling.
 
 
Disco is My Class War
08:55 / 29.08.01
"Dick, schmick. I want wobbly boobs."

—Jackie Susann, not on the board but I had to post it.
 
 
Dao Jones
08:55 / 29.08.01
Be careful what you wish for, children.
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
13:08 / 29.08.01
Jack - it was just a stock joke...
 
 
YNH
14:29 / 31.08.01
And dissociation, anyhow, is sexy. It's like Cartman and the anal probe. On some level he really liked it, man.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
14:38 / 31.08.01
"I'm fat"

Offline: The Haus, Nick and other slender types desperate for a peg on which to hang their neuroses.

I mean, really . . .
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
14:41 / 31.08.01
"I'm fat" Offline: The Haus, Nick and other slender types desperate for a peg on which to hang their neuroses. I mean, really . . .

I'll barbequote that, for a start...
 
 
autopilot disengaged
19:54 / 31.08.01
"quotes are just cum shots."
- autopilot disengaged, right now.
 
 
autopilot disengaged
19:56 / 31.08.01
behind you.
 
 
YNH
05:06 / 07.09.01
My mom and I used to play "Who's the dominant female?" game back when we lived together.

...for shocking me out of my stupor
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
05:30 / 07.09.01
Jack - it was just a stock joke...

Oh, Christ... you fancy hiding behind my curtain for a while, cat? *opens window, makes fanning motions in front of nose*
 
 
No star here laces
06:21 / 07.09.01
...my naked buttocks are adhering slightly to my vinyl chair...
 
 
No star here laces
06:27 / 07.09.01
Haus:

"Don't imitate, intubate!

My cock. "
 
 
Seth
07:10 / 07.09.01
Mordant Carnival, struggling to find a deity to bless a hypersigil:

Who else is good apart from Thoth? I thought of Odin, what with the whole runes thing and all, but me and the Norse pantheon are Not Talking at present. (Don't ask.)

The whole MOUNT THE FACE thing from the Buffy topic had me pissing an ocean for about half an hour. Still makes me giggle.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:31 / 07.09.01
Haus:

Cameron declined to comment on how much education would have been appropriate for me. Which is vocationally disappointing.

You know you shouldn't laugh, but you do...
 
 
YNH
14:59 / 21.09.01
"And if they filled it with cute boys who wanted servicing, I STILL think I'd get bored and want to read a book or run a dictatorial regime after a few days."

-Tom Coates
 
 
The One Eyed King
15:58 / 21.09.01
"I be done seen 'bout everythin' when I see an elephant fly."

- Brenden Simpson
 
 
Mazarine
16:40 / 21.09.01
Hokie smokes, Dao Jones lives. Wow.

One of my favorites was "Have the courage to admit that you are right and others are wrong." I think I butchered it, but whatever the correct version was, Dao said it.
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
00:48 / 22.09.01
"Don't patronise me! I've got a GCSE in Craft Design Technology!"

Whisky P., without irony, because someone tried to explain (I think) laminating.
 
 
Fist Fun
01:13 / 22.09.01
"Thanks for the presents it's been a really great year"
 
 
YNH
16:45 / 12.10.01
"Persoanlly, I'm a time-travelling chaos magician omnisexual hag."

The Everlovin' Haus
 
  

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