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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:22 / 17.03.04
The Falcon: I know this is a bit Jack Denf(i)eld, but no-one has quoted me for ages, and I've done much better stuff than some of this thread. Bit pissed off. Buck it up, t'lith.

There you go.
 
 
Smoothly
23:56 / 17.03.04
Bending the rules a tad, beacause credit must shared between Stoatie and his anonymous opera buddy. Nevertheless, from the Lateshift:

Although the guy I went with, bless 'im, seemed surprised when I mentioned that it was St Patrick's Day. "Oh right... I thought everyone was wearing silly hats for the Budget!"

Made me larf.
 
 
The Falcon
01:14 / 18.03.04
Stoatie, are you even trying?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
01:38 / 18.03.04
Difficult to quote, but E. Randy's 'robot what he done'

Pure joy.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
08:05 / 18.03.04
Let's all make a robot
Yes that will be fun
Robot robot robot
Yes let's all make one


He's the don!
 
 
HCE
11:12 / 19.03.04
In the thread: Underground >> Conversation >> All New Barbelith

In response to grant's comment:

" It'll be all Flash, and when it's working correctly, the background will oscillate between dark grey and light grey at exactly the right frequency to cause involuntary orgasm. "

Our Lady @ Flowers.com (prev. Our Lady of Flowers for Andrew) writes:

I get that already, every time I reread the innercircle thread. But it'll make for interesting discussions:

"No, you see, Derrida's mistake here was to confuse the - Oh, I'm sorry, I've just come."


I suspect that happens every time a sentence starts that way.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
13:59 / 19.03.04
Haus, in the Is Religion Useful thread

a numinous perception of certain feelings of participation with the universe achievable by various means (drugs, self-flagellation, meditation, milky tea).

Arf arf
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
20:56 / 19.03.04
Deva, also in the All new Barbelith thread:

the site will shut down and be replaced with X-Men fanfiction

Finally.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:09 / 19.03.04
The Falcon: Stoatie, are you even trying?
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
06:51 / 21.03.04
From the X-Men #154 thread that swallows people whole...

Flyboy: ..and best of all seeing my boyfriend Quentin again, now in tasty green & purple lycra but still a snide fucker ("I'd let it die" - good to see not all the Phoenix Corps are hippies).
 
 
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23:03 / 21.03.04
Macrophage in the 'coming apocalypse' thread in magic :

The sky is gonna fall and I want my mummy and alternate dimensions overlap like fine sheets of bubblewrap cascade like brim full of asher.
 
 
Cat Chant
16:20 / 22.03.04
Flowers just used the word 9/11-tastic, which has fried my brain, so I thought I'd share the... joy? pain? Brainfry, at any rate.
 
 
40%
17:43 / 22.03.04
Congratulations, you've produced the most wilfully ill-informed paragraph of writing ever to grace the pages of Barbelith....Anyone with even the most basic, basic, BASIC passing knowledge of Christianity (or other fairly common fields of knowledge like, say, the history of Britain)....I'm not offended by your hostility to religion. I am offended by the laziness of your thinking, your staggering aversion to anything resembling research, and your ability to dismiss very articulate and informed counter-points. Part of the reason this bugs me so much is that valid criticisms of organised religion are always in danger of being drowned out by the din of stupid ones.

Flyboy can be almost breathtakingly eloquent when he's genuinely aggrieved. ('Christianity as a hollow spiritual experience' thread)
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
11:49 / 23.03.04
The Stoatfather: "Tell it to the dead on both sides, Ariel, mate..."

Lurid Archive (playing devil's advocate): "Well, I think the calculation being made is that of establishing an extremely secure greater Israel, which controls most of the local resources, leaving room for settlers and, possibly, a compliant and impoverished Palestinian workforce... You've gotta break some eggs..."

The Stoatfather: "Well yeah, but what I'm saying is, try explaining to the eggs how fucking wicked your omelette's gonna be."
 
 
ibis the being
13:15 / 23.03.04
They're dead...they're all messed up.

I don't know why - the topic abstract for ZOMBIES!!! makes me smile.
 
 
Tom Coates
13:24 / 23.03.04
[You know what's most cool about this thread? It's that it's thread number seven. The newer threads are in the 16/17,000s, but this one is just number seven. How neat is that! Like waaaay-old skool.]
 
 
gingerbop
16:41 / 23.03.04
Woah. How many quoteables could there be from 6 threads? Whisky Priestess must have been quick of the mark.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:18 / 23.03.04
There were more than 6 other threads on the board, gb, it's just that everything got renumbered after the last big board shakeup.
 
 
Warewullf
18:33 / 23.03.04
Thiassi from the "Tiglon?" thread:
I'm sorry, but if you can't see the inherent value in mini-lions, there's nothing I can do to help you.

Classic.

Keggers, just for the visual, (from the same thread):
Last season Jay Leno had a Ligger (lion/tigger)on his show..that thing was massive..huge...im talking like He-man's Battlecat huge...but sadly not green. (I kept yelling "By The Power Of Greyskull" at the tv but nothing happened)

And most of the "Gone with the Wind meets Scooby-Doo" thread.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
11:04 / 24.03.04
Stoatie:

And whether it be Jesus, Krishna or fucking Bagpuss, who are you to say which is?

TESTIFY!
 
 
Styx
11:25 / 24.03.04
It's a bit daunting speaking on here. I have the impression I will be either completely ignored or dumped upon unceremoniously. My question is this: I started a new topic under the "books" chat, I put a poem on there that I had written asking for comments. The topic was deleted, presumably by the moderators. Is it not allowed?
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
11:33 / 24.03.04
It's here, Styx. The Creation is the best place to post your own work, just as the Policy is the best place to ask about threads or posts that go missing.

My favourite Barbequote of recent weeks is the topic abstract for Illmatic's 'Sigils Are Boring' thread:

Sigils, man, Grant Morrison, yeah, cool, wow, yeah,, chaos, stick it to the man, cosmic etc.
 
 
Styx
11:41 / 24.03.04
Thank you!
 
 
Pingle!Pop
13:28 / 24.03.04
I think there're some unwritten rules on conduct in this thread that dictate maximum length of quotes, and that anyone exceeding such a limit should be attacked by generaleeeeeevilthings, but it seems to me as though just cutting this post down to one paragraph isn't doing it justice... Tom Coates in the Choosing a Spiritual Path thread:

I came to my position on God by dint of living in the world for a few years. It became clear to me quite quickly that the bible stories I was told did not have any relationship to the gradually establishing criteria of truth that I was starting to use to evaluate whether the front door would still be there when I went home, whether air would remain air or turn into chocolate or whether brie would spontaneously fly out of my arse. It also became clear to me quite quickly that individuals will convince themselves of counter-factual things for a whole range of reasons - because it makes them feel better, because they've been told things by other people who they trust, because they don't know any alternatives or because they're ill-informed, or because they're desperately looking for meaning where there may not be any. As a result, I came to the conclusion around my fourteenth birthday that the whole issue was kind of vaguely ridiculous and that I was living in a world populated, in large part, by absolute bloody lunatics who were able to so compartmentalise their viewpoints that they would quite cheerfully talk and rationally about how plausible it was that Jesus brought someone back from the dead but would totally freak out and be incredibly confused and alarmed and even terrified by the idea that two men could want to snog.

... And I've been beaten by Ariadne to being the first to say that that seems to sum up pretty perfectly my views on god, and exactly why, "Why don't you believe in god?" seems to rank alongside, "Why don't you think bin Laden is your mother?" and, "Why do you believe cheese-grating your hand wouldn't be particularly good fun?" in the non-question ridiculousness tables.
 
 
Sax
14:15 / 25.03.04
Whisky Priestess, following her own succinct and shrewd deconstruction of Sex and The City over in Film, TV and Theatre:

Who am I kidding? I only watch it for the shoes.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
10:54 / 26.03.04
And I'm not the only one ...

The lovely gridley in the hilarious (to fans of James Spader) James Spader thread speaks truth:

James Spader puts me in some sort of weird hyperstate where I flash rapidly back and forth between wanting to be him and and wanting to make love to him. It's all very intense and spirtual, but then my mind withdraws a bit and I observe (as though from a distance) James Spader making love to himself and that's good too. And hot!

The "And hot!" afterthought just makes it.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
12:05 / 26.03.04
Fraely gives me spastic giggles in the Angel thread:

"I was hoping [Spike's cut-off hands] would have to slowly grow back and Spike would have Jeremy Beadle hands for an episode, or "Bloody wanker poof hands, oi!" as he would probably put it. He's English, don't you know."

Talk about pinning down the idiom ...
 
 
The Apple-Picker
22:28 / 26.03.04
Praying Mantis, brilliant as usual:

james [spader] is just magical/evil. and so sexy that i just smashed my mouse into my eye, and i CAME.
 
 
Char Aina
02:44 / 28.03.04
5p7ice th3 m41nbr4c3 m3 h34rt135



i cant believe it took that long for the two worlds to come together!
piracy, meet piracy.
go stoat.
 
 
40%
10:09 / 28.03.04
Well- Why is she bad? Does she want to be good? Is she just trying to get attention from the teacher?
Do you like the same things? Do you have finger-painting class at the same time? Do you always seem to be paired up in creative play, or does she always want to be a tree when you're being a tunnel? What does your mum say? Mums are good at knowing that kind of thing.
And when you post again, wipe your fingers; you don't want to leave jam all over the keyboard. And don't stand on the swivel chair!


Words fail me.

Does anyone else second the motion to start an 'Ex quotes' thread?
 
 
40%
08:33 / 31.03.04
Don't make us turn this car around. We mean it.

Dim sum Mass (deeeelicious) in the 'Old members are fucking boring' thread.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:07 / 31.03.04
Ariadne, on behalf of the quinoa marketing board in the gastronicon thread:

when it's cooked it looks like thousands of little condoms.

If I'm stuck with that image, which will probably be the last thing I see when my life flashes before me, I'm not going to be the only one. Ha!
 
 
Persephone
23:40 / 31.03.04
HA HA HA HA HA KEGBOY

I think its just a prestige thing. Like saying you're part of the Skull and Bones society and then going into politics. We're like that, except the exact oposite.
 
 
pomegranate
13:33 / 02.04.04
JOYCORE has no rules, mate. Rules are BORECORE
You may have been confused by the phrase "JOYCORE RULES!!1!"
This is a proclamation using 'rules' in its slang form - 'to be excellent or superior'.
To sum up, JOYCORE RULES, BORECORE = RULES.


sleepy, answering a newbie's question, "what is joycore?" fucking YES.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:20 / 03.04.04
Perfectly timed. After eight or so pages of the untamed rage thread, Ms Logardiere suggests a spot of Praxis:

Let's stab these people with knives, I was going to start a thread for calm but now I just want to stab.

This man will help us.


 
  

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