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14:43 / 28.02.04
From whothehell@where? In the credibility be damned thread, after i read this and took another look at the Manimal picture in the same thread i ended up laughing with tears in my eyes at least twice.



i object to the blatantly racist picture gridley posted!

as a black man, i am offended by the imagery used

the dominant well dressed cracker ass honkey holding a submissive black panther down

man that's a code for all them racist ass white bread motherfuckers!

you aint slippin that one past me white devil! i know your game
 
 
Perfect Tommy
01:00 / 29.02.04
Deva finally explains to me what 'ontological terrorism' really means:

"...[T]he only thing I like about the legalization of gay marriage (beyond the obvious pragmatic benefits to those same-sex couples who fit into the other criteria of marriage) is the possibility of devastating unintentional effects."

And I don't mean in the slightest 'ha ha isn't that amusing' kind of way... the concept of of gay marriage as a legal/psychosexual Molotov cocktail is a lovely new thumbprint in my brain.
 
 
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15:36 / 01.03.04
Baz 'Antimaximalism' Auckland in the credibility be damned thread :

I did realise that I couldn't change my name back today only after the fact... ah well... I needed a change I'm sure...


Fucking classic.
 
 
Olulabelle
20:59 / 03.03.04
Bard, in the 'Kickstart the Magick' thread:

..but in the end the key to magic is the imagination, the intellect, and the Will. If you have the imagination to conceptualize what you wish to occur, the will to make it happen, and the intelligence to direct it, then it doesn't matter whether you're performing an ancient ritual, shouting random gibberish thrown together by flipping through a Russian dictionary, or meditating on the effect.

Wise words.
 
 
Sax
11:15 / 04.03.04
In the "future" thread in convo:

Believer: "i don't care what happens in the future what will happen will happen if the world is destroyed we only have ourselves to blame i live each day as if it is my last because i know that with the leaders we have at the moment our future is unpredictable"


Ariadne: "And you feel that punctuation goes against living that way, presumably?"

The Apostrophe Catastrophe is looming! Save yourselves!
 
 
Char Aina
14:58 / 04.03.04
That's right, lad. We had proper music in my day. Why, when the dancing-master pulled the viola da gamba from his boot, we'd gavotte until our ruffed collars near fell off.

Sometimes all our collars did fall off, and you'd go home wearing someone else's. "Ruff trade," we called it.



heh.
heh heh.

ROFLMBFACO
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:20 / 04.03.04
Unitiation: Ria sets the Magickal paradigm on its ear!

that could get really confusing. (to the unitiated.)
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
15:25 / 04.03.04
Meta or not, I think this deserves repeating even if was only a post or two above:

"The Apostrophe Catastrophe is looming! Save yourselves!"

How am I going to fit that into a conversation in the pub?
 
 
Baz Auckland
02:28 / 05.03.04
toksik, for making me laugh in a quiet library:

just have hope?
who are you, the dalai SUCK?
 
 
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17:45 / 05.03.04
Yeah i deserved that after that barrage of crap i was spouting.

I just got this from the random Q and A thread :

But I just like to know where can I download virus. I don't want the full blown version but I just like the innoculation immunization version. Antivirus is good but it cures and prevent rather than immunize. Now the chicken flu is rampant I need to download a immuno download. Istead of my Doom I need my Bloom. I've tried wacko.com and vitamin B complex but I'm still mentally retard.......

Total madness.
 
 
Olulabelle
18:37 / 08.03.04
Anna De L in the One Day thread: Summarysummarysummary you loser. Eat my arse.

Yes. Exactly.
 
 
Persephone
01:44 / 09.03.04
gingerbop rules:

Where I live is small. I am small.
 
 
The Apple-Picker
02:11 / 09.03.04
Formerly Qalyn, presently Massykr 2004: Exactly, except that I'm going to have to ask you to use my Barbespecific coinage "axises".

Exactly!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:01 / 09.03.04
E Randy Dupre- Witness my tiny gentlemen!

A better phrase I've never heard. (From the "many small pies or one large pie" debate... set to be as divisive as pirates and ninjas... folks round 'ere are serious about their pie...)
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
11:11 / 09.03.04
Ariadne: Don't drink fizzy drinks! They make your bones crumble, you know. One day you'll take one last mouthful of fizz and tumble to the ground, a floppy ragdoll.
 
 
Bed Head
13:22 / 09.03.04
Sax, somewhere, with apologies to those who find it in any way uncouth:
When, as a young swordsman oft to be found up to the third knuckle in all manner of unsuitable shenanigans, I tossed mesel' on fate's capricious tide and delivered myself into the quagmire of the old extra-maritals, a dear friend from Clitheroe with the manner of a curmudgeonly old miner but the soul of a poet offered me some advice as I, wracked with guilt and indecision, sobbed into my ale and cried to an uncaring universe what am I going to do?

I love this paragraph. Sax has been on top form all day.

A recent flurry of to-ing and fro-ing between Jack the Bodiless and Jack Fear in the Tattoo thread made my day as well, but remains unquotable without reprinting every last bit of it. Otherwise they passed the basic Barbequote test by making me spit coffee all over the keyboard, the whole exchange reminding me of Ditko-Spidey bickering with the Human Torch for some reason. And Deva recently came out with something rather naughty and really clever, which gave me a tingle in the nethers, but I’m not going to barbequote that. Because I’m not uncouth.

And particularly sterling work from everyone today. I love reading Barbelith. Regardless of recent outbreaks of gormless trollage, when all the heavyweight wits are present and a thread’s in full flow it’s quite the sharpest thing I’ve ever seen.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:45 / 09.03.04
one more from Sax, with feeling. Sorry 'bout this, but hadta be done:

"Play his lute? Hey, maybe that's why he can't meet his young lady in any local pubs. He's bard! "
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
16:02 / 09.03.04
Is it the way he types it?
 
 
penitentvandal
17:35 / 09.03.04
Jack Fear gives advice on dealing with bad girls:

If the girl has already gone bad, you should re-bury her and dig up one that's fresher. It'll be less messy for all involved. No need to take the first stiff you run across, man: there's plenty of fish in the sea. As it were. In the ground, like. Whatever.
 
 
Ariadne
20:26 / 09.03.04
Smoothly Weaving, in the London Privacy thread:

Or maybe in the style of a general. Which is something I've mastered.

Abouuuuuuut TURN!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
04:21 / 10.03.04
How am I going to fit that into a conversation in the pub?
You've never been boozing with a subeditor, have you?
 
 
Saveloy
10:16 / 10.03.04
Poor old Biz is always being overlooked! It's criminal. Ze's regularly posting stuff that makes me think: "that's genius! Bastard!" I hope this goes some way to redressing the balance. Posted ages ago in the Fantastic Lies thread, (but look, it took me six weeks to do Flyboy as well, right?)

"The Easter Island statues are not in fact man-made, but simply eroded into that shape due to a strange contrivance in the natural winds of the area. Oddly enough, the same winds are responsible for the current shape of the human face, human heads being a solid spherical lump of flesh prior to mass migration to the island to escape dinosaurs and giant worms and stuff."

And the one about horses in the Random Q & A thread (Creation version) was great, too.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
11:04 / 10.03.04
And all your contributions are always note perfect, Mr Loy. Eg. Let's Have Some Irritating New Laws and Regulations.. In fact, every post in that thread is gold. Now let's put our pink Q-tips away.
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
13:58 / 10.03.04
"You've never been boozing with a subeditor, have you?"

Fraid not I've never required sub editing.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:03 / 11.03.04
Saveloy, in Objects I Don't Desire:

- A mobile phone made from human excrement, with a worm for an aerial
- A gold framed portrait of Hitler, autographed, with "For Saveloy - I couldn't have done it without you!" Especially if the portrait is possessed by Hitler's ghost and he makes loud, off-colour comments whenever the fancy takes him
- The big print edition of Mein Kampf (so huge I can't hide it anywhere), with comments written in the margins in what appears to be my handwriting, saying things like "That's the spirit!" and "More power to your elbow!" etc
- The Guardian/Observer/Independant Fashion Special
- A radioactive dog, which sicks up fire whenever you get within 3 feet of it
- A shower which uses gob (drawn from the crowd at Fratton Park) instead of water
- Stained glass contact lenses, such as a bishop would use. (Look nice, but the lead is highly poisonous)
- The Times/Daily Mail Rich List

hur hur hur
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
14:11 / 11.03.04
BEST USERNAME EVAR!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:22 / 11.03.04
Not exactly a quote per se, but Grey Area's text-based adventure in the Mysterious Stranger thread is godlike.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
17:20 / 12.03.04
Deva, reassuring the unwashed masses on the Moderator's role:

I don't think anyone need fear for their metaphorical foreskins.
 
 
pomegranate
21:43 / 12.03.04
our future president:
The Matrix could use titties, frankly.
 
 
Char Aina
17:56 / 14.03.04
Yeah, and I wonder how much of each substance was being fed to the animal test subjects in order to cause the damage. "Oh , look-- if we stick this compressed air hose in a rat's mouth and turn it on, the rat explodes! Hey, everyone! Stop breathing! Air makes you explode!"


sums it up for me.

"barbequotes; where i get all my pub chat"
 
 
Olulabelle
23:35 / 15.03.04
Mordant, in Fraely Boyce's Robot Wars thread, being extremely clear about her point:

fridge: FUCK OFF. Wedge-shaped robots are rock on toast. They make not only sound engineering sense, but have a kind of gut-level rightness matched only by iodine in salt and cross-bars on bicycles.

Cheese must always win. METAL cheese.
 
 
Char Aina
04:43 / 17.03.04
Two orbs on a forced-scrolling screen, like a vertical shooter. The left analogue controls one, the right the other. All you do is avoid the walls and obstacles. If I ever get my head around moving the ball on the left with the right stick and the one on the right with the left, I'll either suffer a complete mental collapse or gain the ability to see into the future. Possibly both.

sold.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
12:54 / 17.03.04
I barbequote (prev. Nick) for unwisely choosing the nonciest name on the board.

"Tycho Androgyny" indeed ...
 
 
Sax
13:27 / 17.03.04
Does that mean he could wear a Tycho Bra if he wanted?
 
 
The Falcon
22:17 / 17.03.04
Oh, my, the Robot Wars thread.

You have to understand that Fraely and Je'm Appelle know each other, but read the thread, scroll down to the latter's first post.

Deadly.

My favourite post ever.

P.S. I know this is a bit Jack Denf(i)eld, but no-one has quoted me for ages, and I've done much better stuff than some of this thread. Bit pissed off. Buck it up, t'lith.
 
  

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