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'No, my claim to fame is meeting you, you loser.'
Who whoa whoa wha-ha-hoa there, fuckpig! Who in the house is actually famous only for losing? Who lost Big Brother 3? Why, Jade. Jadey Jadey Jadey Jade. It was you, wasn't it? Why yes, yes it was. You lost BB3 and that's what you're famous for. Who won? Why, it was Kate Lawler, wasn't it? Who you hated? Because she wasn't like a docker with too many x-chromosomes? MMMMMM, yes. Indeed. What did Santayana say about history, Jade? You won't know, obviously. He said those who don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it. Like you, Jade. Pissing all your credibility up a race-hate tree and repeating the mistakes that LOST you the last Big Brother you were in.
Shilpa's a loser? A woman who speaks six languages, is a black belt in karate and has made like fifty films while you were being taken by fairground attendants behind the fucking octopus ride? A loser? No, Jade. You're the loser.
A two-time loser, baby, and there ain't a damn thing worse. |
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