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Big Brother 2006

  
  

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20:26 / 30.06.06
I hope Liverpool are going to boycott BB from now on for serving up the stereotype twice in one season. I reckon Spiral might turn out to be OK. He seems very different from his profile.
 
 
Ganesh
20:27 / 30.06.06
*SPOILER*

*SPOIREL*

Jenny, Aisleyne will eat you and not hiccup on your bones.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:29 / 30.06.06
Michael's the Dickie-bait, surely?
 
 
The Strobe
20:29 / 30.06.06
So, this is fun.

With the usual reservations, I'm liking all the new people, so far. More than any of the people in the house when they arrived.

Although Michael is, apparently, totally outrageous and lives life to the absolute max. I thought they edited that quotation out of everybody's audition tape.
 
 
Ganesh
20:29 / 30.06.06
Michael. Mmm, I quite like him. On paper, and also in the flesh. Nice face, nice body, nice beard.

"He'd like to be with a woman, but doesn't fancy them."

I like.
 
 
Ganesh
20:32 / 30.06.06
I think Jonathan's the Dickie-bait. Or the Dickie-arse. Michael's the possible Dickie-dick.

Michael seems to be played by AA Gill.

Do we think Spooooiiiiiiral might be a religious hip-hopper?
 
 
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20:32 / 30.06.06
Kathy Burke ahoy!
 
 
h1ppychick
20:32 / 30.06.06
oh God, Jayne looks like an absolute nightmare.
 
 
The Strobe
20:33 / 30.06.06
Thumbs up to all the points Ganesh makes, but god, Michael still could end up shitting me to quite a few tears before the show is out. I'm going to stay on the fence for a while regarding him.

A leather/PVC fetish. Ah.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
20:33 / 30.06.06
I thought it was just generic straight edginess, or he'd have talked about religious hip-hop in the audition tape...
 
 
Ganesh
20:33 / 30.06.06
Jane. Seems nice enough. Leather/PVC fetishist - I approve.

"Most of her friends are women rather than men, but she's not bisexual." Not sounding lesbian, though, sadly.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:36 / 30.06.06
seeing Jayne flash her knickers at all and sundry on the slightest of provocation on her audition tape reminds me that I'm supposed to go to a hen night the weekend after next :glum distaste:
 
 
Ganesh
20:38 / 30.06.06
oh God, Jayne looks like an absolute nightmare.

You reckon? Maybe. So far, I'm thinking Spooooiiiiiral's the nightmare in the bunch. Or maybe Jonathan if he gets a bit clenched-buttock about the gay thang. Which he very well may not; it's just the "I'm a nightclub bouncer but I'm not gay" spiel made my snidey-sense tingle.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:40 / 30.06.06
yeah, maybe you're right. i find overt exhibitionism of that type tackily distasteful for some reason, but i do appreciate that people will always over-perform on an audition tape and she actually seemed allright when she went into the house.
 
 
Ganesh
20:40 / 30.06.06
I hope Liverpool are going to boycott BB from now on for serving up the stereotype twice in one season.

Wasn't Lisa v1.0 from Manchester? Or thereabouts?
 
 
Ganesh
20:42 / 30.06.06
Oh, Aisleyne is lovely.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:47 / 30.06.06
her reactions are just so brilliant, so unguarded. i can see her mounting a credible assault on the Sainted Pete's previously-unassailable position after that performance.
 
 
Ganesh
20:49 / 30.06.06
"I am so baffled."

I've loving Aisleyne's loving. Imagine if it were Suzie in there...

She's going to vote Jane out first, I reckon, simply because she's loud. Or maybe Spoooiiiral because he's skull-faced and uninteresting. She's going to get on with Sexy Black Muscleman and AA Gayer.

Surely she'll guess that the evicted Hidden Housemates will be 'evicted' into Boring House?
 
 
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20:49 / 30.06.06
Wasn't Lisa v1.0 from Manchester? Or thereabouts?

Oops, yes, I think she was. My mistake. So the boycott must extend down the M6 to include others who don't want to be lumped in with mouthy idiots.
 
 
Lama glama
20:55 / 30.06.06
Michael is the only new housemate that I imagine I could even remotely like. Spoiral strikes me as the kind of Dubliner that wants to behave like the inner-city stereotype, but is actually a staunchly religious type from..oh, say..Rathmines or Swords.
 
 
Ganesh
20:59 / 30.06.06
Jonathan on BBBM: "when I see a gay black man - and I've only seen them on television - it hurts me".

Oh dear. A black version of Jason. I'm in-no-way-gay but weeeirdly gay men seem attracted to me, my bum is my best feature and I can't seem to stop talking about gayers. Feels like he's there simply for Dickie to hone in on and deconstruct him until he begs for mercy.
 
 
h1ppychick
21:01 / 30.06.06
Russell: Do we think there will be S-E-X in the new house?

No. It's the size of a rabbit hutch and there is absolutely no privacy.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
21:04 / 30.06.06
I reckon Spiral might turn out to be OK.

Not really seeing this. He seems like a botched early effort from whatever laboratory churned out Pete, really. I suspect the only party he starts in the next few days will be in his head, where I dare say it's loud and confusing enough already.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:06 / 30.06.06
Just worried that Aisleyne will be "evicting" four of the five. Then each evictee will go straight into the Big House, unbeknownst to Aisleyne. Does this mean the one she doesn't "evict" will in fact not survive to enter the Big House? If so, all the crap new housemates will end up next door and the one (possibly Jonathan or Michael) that she likes a lot will vanish forevah. Hey ho.

Aisleyne rocketh, though! Emotional roller coaster tonight.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
21:07 / 30.06.06
On BBBM just now, on the phone-in bit:

(Anon Lea-hater, of Lea's mother/bully relationship with Pete)

"She's one step away from breast-feeding that boy"

Never a truer word ...
 
 
Ganesh
21:07 / 30.06.06
Russell: Do we think there will be S-E-X in the new house?

I kind of wish they stop harping on (copyright, etc) about sex - and stop even trying to make the British BB about who bumps uglies. That's the least interesting aspect of BB as I see it; what's much more interesting is who wants to have sex with who, who doesn't and how they all deal with this. Sublimation is so much less yawnsome than the sort of forced, self-conscious Hello-courting hetplay that passes for S-E-X in the Big Brother House. Michelle and Stu made a mint (copyright Lisa v1.0) out of it, but yer actual genital jiggerypokery just ain't all that, really.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:16 / 30.06.06
but yer actual genital jiggerypokery just ain't all that, really

He says that now but I'm plying him with alcohol and it's our eleventh anniversary tomorrow so I think I can effect some attitude change. Go on, poke and jigger, just a little bit...
 
 
Ganesh
21:19 / 30.06.06
I mean hetjiggerypokery. Even a male-male (reality) snog would be a bit of a first, and same-sex shenanigans could genuinely scare the horses.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:22 / 30.06.06
Russell: Do we think there will be S-E-X in the new house?

No. It's the size of a rabbit hutch

But rabbits are always at it like knives!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:25 / 30.06.06
Aisleyne is sooooo being the Mama in the new house. Constantly telling Jayne to shut the fuck up. The phone rang and Jayne ran to answer to answer it and BB asked for Aisleyne. hehe...
 
 
Whisky Priestess
21:26 / 30.06.06
Little furry knives! Yes!

Michael + Richard = Team HotGay?

Oh please let it happen ...
 
 
Mysterious Transfer Student
21:30 / 30.06.06
Is nobody tracing Spoiral's Secret Origin back to...



"Last night? Last night was A1, tip-top, clubbing jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun on ecstasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that, I just wish I could control these FUCKING MOOD SWINGS!!"
 
 
Ganesh
21:32 / 30.06.06
Aisleyne is sooooo being the Mama in the new house.

Big Hootchie Mama?

Although Michael's an appeallingly furry little bunny, I suspect Richard's eye is going to be pulled more in the direction of Jonathan's lovely-but-in-no-way-gay-nuh-uh posterior. Such is the way of gay desire. It's a verrry intriguing prospect for the recombined House. I just hope Aisleyne's favourite (ie. the person she doesn't nominate for 'eviction') isn't automatically out, because I think she'll bond most closely with either Jonathan or Michael.
 
 
Ganesh
21:33 / 30.06.06
OMG FAT LEE THAT IS SPOOOIIIRAL!1!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:33 / 30.06.06
Well, they're both gay men, so as far as the GBP is concerned they will apparently, automatically, find each other attractive and shag on National Television. I know Ganesh was just another gay man who happened to be in the room with me so I obviously ended up shagging him.

But I know that's not what you meant, WP. I too want that particular couple to occur. Daddy Bear and baby Bear. Yummy.
 
  

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