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I'll be preferring Craig to go rather than Mary. I respectfully submit, Mr Ganesh, that your viewpoint may not be entirely unjaundiced here.
Granted, I have Internet Disease and through long Livejournal exposure have seen a wide variety of histrionics and odd belief patterns. Bush planned 911? Get a new line. Kidnapped by aliens? *yawn* Seen Jesus in toast? Who hasn't? Nail through the cock? You and a million others. Eels up the bum? Seen it, made the jokes, old hat now.
However, in the context of the orthodoxy expressed in the rest of the house, Mary's particular mode of attention-seeking is actively disturbing. What? She thinks she was kidnapped by aliens? She thinks she's a witch? Whoa! Crazy! She's a fucking nutter! Count the number of threads on digitalspy about Mary vs those about Craig, who is, frankly, just plain dull, sparking no interesting conflicts and not likely to. I find myself unable to give a shit about him at all. Mary's particular mechanisms may be yawnsome in a wider context, but even something ever so slightly out of the ordinary is better than the tedious queenery that is the only thing Craig will inspire.
Mary should probably go at about the third week I reckon. She'll be exhausted playing the role by then and the witchy thing will have been replaced by sheer malice, which is initially amusing but dull in the long term.
Incidentally, over the weekend I had to try to explain to my flatmate what breasts actually meant in a social context, from a conversation about Lesley. |
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