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So the actor playing Eko was arrested in Hawaii? I didn't know that -- really don't keep up to date with the actors and their real-life shenanigans.
Anyway, so that's it for Eko. If this had happened last year, I'd be sad. But Eko was a character ruined. He started off with so much potential, but then, what with all the other characters crowding the island, he was shunted off into the background, building churches and obsessing over the button. Didn't make for riveting television.
But hey, who needs Eko? We have these two GREAT NEW CHARACTERS, this photogenic couple who've been there from the start, guys!! Who needs Eko, when this fantabulous duo tells us stuff we already know, like:
"What's Eko doing here?"
"His brother's body is in that airplane."
Or when they have such HILARIOUS lines as:
"The toilet still works."
Yep, we've got longtime characters we haven't even SEEN yet (Michael, Walt, Rose), but to hell with 'em, right? Let's just spotlight these two NEW characters! Hey, who needs to keep up with those old characters, anyway? In fact, let's just stop paying attention to Jack, Sawyer, Locke, etc...how about ALL-NEW adventures with ALL-NEW crash survivors...who've been there from the start, but just hidden in the background?
Yeah...maybe that we we can continue paddling in circles, bringing out new mysteries, instead of solving any old ones...keep the rubes sidetracked. |
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