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The Ultimates 2

 
  

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NotBlue
18:46 / 22.01.05
Why would he be so bothered by the 'degradation' of Cap after he'd behaved like an...

Because Thor's a decent guy, and he knows Cap' is too?
 
 
Krug
22:22 / 22.01.05
The cover to five is realllly sweet. Hitch has really grown on me this time around.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
22:43 / 22.01.05
Sweet jesus...
 
 
bio k9
23:01 / 22.01.05
%I love Barbelith...%
 
 
Haus of Mystery
00:13 / 23.01.05
Hmmm. You've really made me consider my position. Perhaps not all Japanese people are ninjas.
 
 
superdonkey
07:59 / 23.01.05
LOL.
Sweet jesus, his comment was clearly not racist. It was making fun of racist stereotypes.


In other news, though there were a couple flat points, the second issue leaves me feeling optimistic about the way U2 is heading.
 
 
_Boboss
10:36 / 23.01.05
here's a thing:

mr. tricks = missed a trick

see? aaaahhhh.

should be careful picking names, they can make you stupid.

couple bits:

1: find a japanese person offended by that statement
2: find a person (other than yourself) incapable of seeing the inherent and total absurdity of macgyver's statement, then worry about your % marks.

please stop killing barbelith.
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
16:02 / 23.01.05
to, ah, extend my comment, (and to steer the conversation back to the topic) that cover is the shiz-nite!
 
 
grime
18:16 / 23.01.05
is it just me, or does that thor cover look just like jim lee art?
 
 
_Boboss
10:44 / 26.01.05
they ultimate defenders be a right motley bunch after all

let the speculation as to their names be foolish!:
 
 
FinderWolf
14:51 / 26.01.05
Millar said on his board that Hitch used African-American men starring in porn as his visual model for Ultimate Luke Cage. And he stressed that he wasn't joking about this.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
15:39 / 26.01.05
WOW, A BLACK PORN LUKE CAGE? HOW POST-MODERN!

Millar and Hitch are such fucking hacks.
 
 
Aertho
16:36 / 26.01.05
Enchantress, no?

Giant Man, Gargoyle, Son of Satan, Hellcat, Luke Cage, and Enchantress...

Secret Origin of Thor is all about a girl? Chances are she'll register as a mutant telepath or illusionist... further discreditting Thor's self-image.
 
 
FinderWolf
16:41 / 26.01.05
Enchantress...? You think that weird Black Orchid-looking creature woman thingie is Enchantress?

That character is the one character that people are scratching their heads about...

Some have even speculated so far as to say it's "Lunatik," an obscure wacky failed Marvel character.
 
 
FinderWolf
16:45 / 26.01.05
oh, I see which one you're talking about...given that it's the Defenders, everyone agrees that it's Valkrie... plus, it gives the Ultimate land a female Thor, essentially.
 
 
Aertho
16:48 / 26.01.05
No Finder. Give me SOME credit.

The Black Orchid whispy circus reject is who I assume to be Gargoyle.

The blond in front with the obvious mini-dress-homage-de-Thor is the Enchantress. Amora, by name, and absent from actual Norse myth. Hopefully Thor will acknowledge THAT little fact from Marvel's more solipsist past.
 
 
Aertho
16:51 / 26.01.05
Shit. I had forgotten about Valkyrie. But with the lack of actual Defender carry-overs, I figued for Enchantress. ...Wouldn't we expect Valkyrie to at least have a sword and a horse or something?
 
 
Mr Tricks
18:22 / 26.01.05
Gumby,
ranking on an internet forum . . . how original.

couple bits:
  1. : not my responsibility to find a japanese person offended by that statement, not my point either.

  2. : As said previously; I'm aware of the absurdity of macgyver's statement; it's right there with the absurdity of Gypsies smelling of cabbage and not being able to use computers.

I've said my piece on this a few times over, shall we end this now?

onto the Defenders:
looks like Luke Cage, Valkyrie (at first glance... Enchantress is somewhat plausable), Nighthawk, Son of Satan, Hellcat (reminds me of WANTED's Fox), and Giantman (of course).
 
 
The Natural Way
14:54 / 28.01.05
Tricks, I hate to say this, because I really like you, but: STOP. Macgyver's comment doesn't begin to compare w/ comments re stupid, smelly gypsys, because no-one anywhere (except perhaps the very deranged) actually believes all japanese people are ninjas. Many, many people believe gypsys are stupid and smelly, however. The former is obviously sarcasm - the latter? Well, it wouldn't be as clear.

Come on. Enough.
 
 
FinderWolf
15:03 / 28.01.05
I'd go with Valkryie, since it's the Defenders, but sure, it could be Amora as well. But She-Thor would be a better anti-Thor than Enchantress, methinks.

A female new Gargoyle...cool idea.
 
 
FinderWolf
15:11 / 28.01.05
from earlier this thread - Millar tells us practically all of them.

>> Also saw the art for The Defenders (issue six) and it's fantastic. They're just this really shitty team one of the Ultimates ends up in and they're comprised of Hellcat, Darkhawk, Luke Cage, Son of Satan, Black Knight and someone I can't tell you about yet. But it's a lot of fun and quite a change of pace.

MM
 
 
Jack Denfeld
15:20 / 28.01.05
Darkhawk! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
 
 
Aertho
15:34 / 28.01.05
Darkhawk is exactly the kind of name a dork on a powertrip would call himself.

"I AM DARKHAWK!"

Maybe the blond She-Thor is Loki?
 
 
grime
16:33 / 28.01.05
ultimate darkhawk?!

that's priceless, do we get ultimate sleepwalker next?

good god, i might just buy that . . .

*shame*
 
 
FinderWolf
16:36 / 28.01.05
Yes, many comics fans have joked with Bendis & Millar for years (esp. at their respective boards) demanding Ultimate Speedball and Ultimate Darkhawk, just for the joy of seeing Ultimate versions of the lamest characters Marvel ever offered. So now one of them is coming true...
 
 
FinderWolf
16:38 / 28.01.05
(and of course, Bendis did put regular Marvel Universe Speedball in ALIAS midway through its run, to appease those fans...Speedball was appropriately mocked in said issue)
 
 
Jack Denfeld
18:22 / 28.01.05

I AM DARKHAWK
 
 
The Falcon
00:34 / 29.01.05
If I was Japanese and someone said 'you're all ninjas', I'd be like 'Wow. Awesome.'

Because ninjas are awesome.

But do let's talk about this, forever and ever.

I really like this comic thus far. This and Wolverine are bringing Sparky back from the brink of shittitude.
 
 
captain piss
15:29 / 29.01.05
Yet again Jack Denfield proves he is God.
 
 
captain piss
15:32 / 29.01.05
I also think, if yr going to complain about peeps objectifying orientals by constructing them out of martial arts and stuff, then Kung-fu films are a much bigger problem....
 
 
captain piss
15:33 / 29.01.05
That was me - Pappuce - BTW.
 
 
bio k9
16:57 / 29.01.05
"Usage Note: Asian is now strongly preferred in place of Oriental for persons native to Asia or descended from an Asian people. The usual objection to Oriental meaning "eastern" is that it identifies Asian countries and peoples in terms of their location relative to Europe. However, this objection is not generally made of other Eurocentric terms such as Near and Middle Eastern. The real problem with Oriental is more likely its connotations stemming from an earlier era when Europeans viewed the regions east of the Mediterranean as exotic lands full of romance and intrigue, the home of despotic empires and inscrutable customs. At the least these associations can give Oriental a dated feel, and as a noun in contemporary contexts it is now widely taken to be offensive."
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
08:13 / 30.01.05
Might it be worth moving discussion of "all Japanese people are ninjas" to the thread in the Policy devoted to such discussions?

Short version:

1) I think in terms of my own reading that the comment reads most naturally as a comment on Mark Millar's tendency to resort to cliché rather than a sincere belief about the current occupation of the population of Japan, or the propagation of said belief.

2) "He can't be making a racist comment, he's not a racist" - see under "hysterical female". There's quite a good thread on this here.

3) I think we've encountered quite an interesting issue here, which leads back to something Deva quoted, to the effect of "you treat being called racist as if you've been told you have syphilis. It's more like you have snot hanging out of your nose. Wipe it off, carry on". That is, setting up racist/not-racist, did something open to question/is a racist structures serves to make it much harder to identify racist behaviour, because the immediate response is that old favourite "Oh, that makes me a racist, does it?" Which is a _very big thing_ to accuse somebody of, and as such if it's the only option is going to legitimate lots of low-level potentially offensive behaviour through a reluctance to use the doomsday weapon. See the baby-killing Bengalis of old Whitechapel town/the cock-rotting locals of India and, indeed/the stinking gypsies of all over the place.

4) Which is quite useful. It is reasonable to argue that Marvel comics tend to represent all Japanese people as ninja (Yukio, Deathstrike etc) or Samurai (The Silver Samurai, Sunfire etc), or otherwise _Japanese for a reason_ - that is, that superhero comics are orientalising (in the Bio K9 sense). That strikes me as relevant, most obviously in comparison: gypsies, while stereotyped in superhero comics in a number of ways, usually involving either an obsession with historical persecution (Magneto, Doom) or mystic powers (also Doom, Margali Zsardos), are not generally portrayed either as illiterate or smelling of cabbage.

5) Having said which, Tricks did not originally say "that is a racist comment" - he said "hang on, isn't that similar to a comment that caused a fair bit of controversy and offence?" Surely that could very simply have been resolved by clarifying that the intended meaning was "In the Marvel/Millar worldview, all Japanese people are ninjas"? I'm not sure why there was any need to try to belittle and insult Tricks (crybaby? stupid?), except of course that if Dudley 1,2,3 ever actually managed to contribute something of relevance or value to a discussion the world would end.

I'd suggest anything further goes to the Policy.
 
 
Spaniel
08:49 / 30.01.05
Thanks for bringing some balance, Haus. Deva's analogy is a good one.

Now back on topic.
I have to say, I really do despair of this forum sometimes. There's almost a page of discussion until someone (thank you, Finder) actually points out that Millar has already given us an UD roster. Read the thread, people.

And Stiff, I'm not sure that modelling Luke Cage on a black porn star makes Millar or Hitch a hack. Sure it's a fucking stupid idea, but stupid ideas do not a hack make.

Sorry, I just think the term is overused and somewhat lazy.
 
 
Spaniel
09:01 / 30.01.05
Oh, and for the record, I'd like to say that I could have been far less histrionic and long-winded in my response to Tricks. He wasn't saying anything unreasonable (God knows this forum could do with a little more cautious thought), and, as Haus pointed out, I could have limited myself to pointing out that Macgyver's comment was intended to criticise the Marvel/Millar worldview.
 
  

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