it's not bad. basically, it goes something like this:
Cap goes into Iraq to rescue hostages being held by insurgents and succeeds. this is seen by many as a violation of American promises to refrain from deploying Persons of Mass Destruction outside of the US. a martini-swilling Tony Stark goes on Larry King to refute the accusation and defend Cap's mission as a humanitarian intervention, but Thor (probably correctly) claims it is a wedge designed to legitimize further imperialist intervention in Iraq, and he quits the Ultimates.
he ends up in a restaurant talking to Ultimate Volstagg, who claims to be carrying a message from Thor's father (Ultimate Odin, presumably) warning him to stay the fuck away from the Ultimates and to beware the retribution of (Ultimate) Loki, who's recently escaped imprisonment. however, from the perspective of the other diners, Thor is having a conversation with an empty chair.
Cap, meanwhile, is getting fed up with the media's scandal-crazed intrusions into his relationship with the Wasp, who he's been banging. he also denounces the decadence of Hollywood and sexual promiscuity in American culture, and finally beats up some black guys. no, seriously. they were trying to mug them, but it still reads like a crazy right-wing thing.
anyway, Hank Pym goes to visit Banner in his cell in the Triskelion, and debuts his new persona as Ant-Man, which he's designed to make a play for rejoining the Ultimates. Pym and Banner discuss plans for future projects they are planning, including Ultimate Ultron.
finally, a bunch of e-mails get sent out to the media documenting outing the Hulk as the alter-ego of Bruce Banner, and revealing not only that the Hulk (who is responsible for hundreds of civilian deaths and massive property damage) is a SHIELD project gone awry, and that Banner is now living comfortably at the Triskelion, but also that the Ultimates and SHIELD all knew the truth and engaged in a massive cover-up. a bunch of reporters question Cap and Wasp about why they lied to the American public.
it's a really good set-up, overall. |