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Must be lovely to live in that brightly-coloured, preliterate world where putting a smiley at the end of a sentence makes it magically inoffensive.
Nevermind, I take it back. It was meant to be entirely offensive. Must be depressing to live in that hopelessly dark world where pointlessly snarky comebacks revolving around the use of a smiley give you some form of affirmation. The smiley wasn't meant as a contradiction or lightening of what I said, but I'm guessing the perpetual cloud of self-importance that you live in didn't really allow for seeing that.
I'm sorry for the lack of content you perceived in my posts.
Perceive? Ok, sure, if that works for you. However,
Regardless of the quality of the film... Benjamin, have you considered watching all the demos for high-end graphics cards back-to-back? It may be the most satisfying narrative experience of your young life.
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Shamed by Ewoks.
Ewoks bring the shame.
I maintain the prequels would have been far better if Obi-Wan had throughout the whole thing been seething with jealousy that Qui-Gonn liked Anakin better, and, having repeatedly engineered situations in which Anakin was placed in life-threatening danger/ surrounded by naked ladies just before Yoda visits (cue force-enhanced Brian Rix farce)/ inexplicably dragged up on Wookie night, finally loses patience, betrays the cock out of him and knocks him into a stream of molten lava. This seems psychologically far more convincing than "they were animals... and I killed them... like animals.... which is to say, on reflection, that I behaved in an entirely proportionate fashion. Cup of tea, anyone?" At which point the hapless and utterly naive Anakin finally realises that Obi-Wan is, essentially, a piece of shit as big as the Ritz, and in fear of his life makes a deal with Palpatine in which, in exchange for pricey medical attention and 24-hour protection from the nutter, he slaughters the Younglings. Also the Weaslies. Obi-Wan, finally realising that he has really fucked the pig this time, flees to Anakin's home planet to hide out, because he is a halfwit, and spends several decades feeling like an enormous wanker and trying not to watch the news.
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Fantastic! Is he running in slow motion and stretching out a hand at the same time?
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I wouldn't have used "Nooo" per se
How about 'Wheeeeee"?
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Yeah, but Skywalker's a very common name. Presumably, or else soomebody would surely say at some point "Skywalker? Of the destroyed-the-republic-and-got-totally-fucking-robotman Skywalkers? How fascinating..."
...feel free to defend the apparent worth of these posts that my poor "pre-literate" self seems to be missing. I stand by my observation, at any rate. Granted, there are a couple posts around page 9 where you seem to be trying to say something, but still. |
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