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Star Wars - Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (SPOILERS)

 
  

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akira
19:07 / 04.08.04
[broken image]

Nice pic I made from a crap one I found on the internet.
 
 
Brigade du jour
19:17 / 04.08.04
Nice work Akira, for your toils you are entitled to a biscuit. Oh go on then, two.
 
 
FinderWolf
20:35 / 04.08.04
Is that a poster you made from just the logo & an image on the Net, or is that a picture from Lucasfilm (from SDCC, perhaps?) that you just made better quality (re-sized or something like that)?
 
 
akira
21:01 / 04.08.04


This is the origional. Cleaned it up a bit and deformed it so it would be straight, also added the end bit of his cloak that is cropped, and some more flames at the top, then added the Revenge Of The Sith logo I found on the Star Wars shop .





Their all suposed to be promo pics from either the new film or the new game.
 
 
Murray Hamhandler
22:08 / 04.08.04
That guy looks pretty cool. Was he in either of the first too movies or is he (or she?) a Brand New Character? Is he called The Sith?
 
 
Mr Tricks
22:16 / 04.08.04
He refers to himself asthe Sith or actually "Da Sidt" as that face plate also acts as a sort of mouth guard they use in Boxing.

He's actually a very messy painter as you can see from the previous 2 posters. he ran out of yellow, spilling it everywhere and is now stuck with too much red on is paintbrushabre.
 
 
Brigade du jour
09:54 / 05.08.04
Doesn't he also go by the name of Daft 'Apeth? I think he's a sort of comedy villain who keeps bumping into doors and stuff instead of evildoing.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:01 / 05.08.04
We all really do get the movies we deserve.
 
 
sleazenation
10:13 / 05.08.04
I'm sure I can't be bad enough to deserve this...
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
10:40 / 05.08.04
Seeing all the annoying wankers from the last two films get some will be fun, no?

I also like the revenge/return sith/jedi thing a fair bit.
Ep 2 was fun (I went for a piss during the "romance" bits, mind), so I'm hoping this will be decent.
 
 
Lord Morgue
10:43 / 05.08.04
To be played by Mike Tyson.
"I AM DA THITH! My thyle is impetuouth. My defenth ith impwegnable. I'm gonna eat your childwen!"
"Thee, Obi-Wan wath fighting weal dirty. Then I saw thomething- I thought it wath a wittle muthwoom. And then I thnapped! I thnapped! And now evewybody ith mad at me."
 
 
_Boboss
11:12 / 05.08.04
i've been a bit silly with clone wars lately, and am just gagging like desert dogs for this film. i give so so much of a fuck about all of it - i want anakin pained and turned in to vader, i want obi wan to fuck him sidewards and hate himself forever for doing it, i want windu torn to be pieces by general grievous, i want yoda chased out of town by palpatine and his red guards, the snooty princess to feel reeeally stupid when she realises what hubby's like and then die, the droids to have their memories wiped (so that r2 can. never. fly. again.), 3po to get gold skin, dooku to be put down by vader, grievous killed by obi wan (use the force to switch on all the sabres on his belt and chop him up - can't get inside those defenses else), the rasta with the ears get blown up, jimmy smits (jimmy smits! yes! honest to goodness victor sifuentes!) to step in and be all honourable with the kids, the clones to run out and the senate vote in the draft, young solo enrolling in the imperial navy, in nineteen eighty-five no-one died, i mean I could go on...no? okay

rather worried about the incredible chewbaccy rumours, but just hoping it's balls.

but the above is plot enough to make this a dark and busy film, i'm hoping that the stress of having to put so much in and the actors' desire to finish off the characters with the trappings of dignity will drag a last burst of demented energy from them and lucas' beard-chin-beard. the sfx will hopefully be up to lotr standards and the vibe will be one, for me, of lifelong wondering achieving finality, and i can barely wait any longer. in fact, i'm bare already. the last two have altered my perspective enough that i can see exactly what to expect, and importantly, what to filter out. bring ye on
 
 
FinderWolf
13:16 / 05.08.04
Lord Morgue/Morque made me laugh really hard.

That middle painting/pic is so cartoony - looks like it should be on a monster truck or on the side of a cheesy van.
 
 
Spaniel
16:12 / 05.08.04
As far as I'm aware, there will be Wookies.
 
 
Char Aina
16:25 / 05.08.04
in the monster trucks?

cool!


i'm with gambit on this last installment.
i'm hoping for some great action sequences and some really nasty things happening to some really good people.
 
 
Yotsuba & Benjamin!
16:44 / 05.08.04
I saw a crapload of concept art for what will be an incredibly extended sequence involving Wookies, Chewbacca, and Imperial forces. It looks like it's pretty much what Lucas wanted to happen in Jedi.

For the record, I'm completely psyched about this movie, but quite concerned that once the credits roll next year, having finished Cerebus and The Dark Tower, I will be summarily struck by lightning, or perhaps a Mack truck will barrel through the theater walls.
 
 
Keith, like a scientist
20:53 / 05.08.04
i've been trolling a bunch of heavily spoiler-ish forums and topics...and I gotta say, piecing together everything that is known, discussed by LFL officials, and proven to be real...Revenge is going to be the movie all SW fans dream of... it just sounds amazing.
 
 
Foust is SO authentic
20:59 / 05.08.04
Those are such terrible posters...
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
10:42 / 06.08.04
But scuttlebutt always sounds exciting compared to what you get, it goes through the conservative brain of George Lucas, then any sharp edges are hammered out in the name of making toys/games (the pod race thing in episode one being longer than a J.K. Rowling description of a Quidditch match purely because you've seen the advert before the film for the pod race game) and then hammered out some more for good measure.
 
 
_Boboss
10:45 / 06.08.04
keith, do us a favour and hit me with the urls of those sites - i'm throwing all my dignity away on this one.
 
 
Spaniel
10:50 / 06.08.04
Head to theforce.net, sgot everything you'll need.

I'm amazingly unspoiled so far.
 
 
_Boboss
11:18 / 06.08.04
unspoiled? except for those hippies on horseback movies that everyone's been in such a fuss about the past three years, surely this is the most spoiley film of all time.

anakin turns into a baddy i think.
 
 
adamswish
14:23 / 06.08.04
anyone want to make a small wager on what the final scene in "Revenge..." is going to be?

My money is on one of two. Either the birth of the twins, or a re-working of a scene from "Empire" where we track down, following Vader's helmet being lowered onto the ruined head of Anakin. Only this time from the front.

All depends how Lucas want's to lead into the original.

Speaking of which I've calculated that "Revenge..." is only something like 16 or 18 years before "New Hope" takes place too.

SO any more for the wager. A round of drinks to the winner!
 
 
_Boboss
14:48 / 06.08.04
something sweet and a bit mawkish - padme (if she's still alive) holding the twins, prepping for a great new age...on alderaan.

point: if padme doesn't die in this one,(i really hope she does) she dies off-screen of something other than old-age in between. that's a bit too big of a big to be left to spitextended universespit innit?
 
 
Spaniel
15:17 / 06.08.04
You bloody know what I mean by unspoiled. I was the biggest SW geek in the universe in '99.
 
 
_Boboss
15:18 / 06.08.04
you might want to look away now:

obi wan goes grey!!!
 
 
Keith, like a scientist
16:58 / 06.08.04
Je'something Gambit, i PMed you.

---warning---possible spoiler---but not really cause this is only SPECULATION----

the two most common rumors for the final scene (this is only speculation based on very tenuous details) are obi-wan walking into the twin sunsets of tatooine after delivering luke to the Lars, or vader, emperor, and tarkin on the bridge of a star destroyer looking at the construction of the death star.
 
 
Yotsuba & Benjamin!
18:16 / 06.08.04
I'll bet both of those scenes are in there, but as to which will be the iris out, I'm betting the imperial one. This is the Revenge Of The Sith.

My friends and I always used to speculate that, a la Empire, it would end with two star ships headed in two different directions, one to Alderaan, one to Tatooine. They blink into hyperspace, iris out.

I like those other two better though. Until I read it, the possibility had somehow never dawned on me that Ben had dropped off Luke and immediately said "Fuck this," and gone straight to the desert. Huge.

Along with those two, guaranteed to be found in this Godfather of an ending (and also, this is speculation) is Yoda, slumping onto a log on Degobah, looking up into the mist, also hell of resigned.

I think he's got enough Kurosawa-Sense left in him to deliver on all these moments. Think what Seven Samurai would have been like, beefed up and spread out over three movies. You'd have to sit through that young Samurai's love story, and lots of side diversions, but you'd still get that killer coda at the end of the last movie, and no matter what happens in the first two hours of the film (and, really anything can) that last reel is almost guaranteed to be a stunner. Out of all the complaints that people have had about the first two, nearly everyone can at least grudgingly admit that the last reel of them were friggin' awesomely constructed (even if you didn't think SuperYoda was particularly well executed).

Same goes for the OT. The cultural fate of the entire Prequel Trilogy rests on that final reel of, er, high definition digital video. And no matter what has come before it, I really believe that Lucas has enough juice in him to deliver on its promise.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
06:22 / 07.08.04
I'm so looking forward to this. I'm like a puppy that doesn't know why it keeps getting kicked.
 
 
Issaiah Saysir
20:58 / 09.08.04
Why is everyone convinced that Anakin is Darth Vader?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
21:59 / 09.08.04
I dunno. I thought it should be pretty obvious by now that Vader isn't actually Anakin and Obi Wan was just getting the two of them confused when he told Luke all about his old man. I mean, in IV, Ben's all "your father was a great man, he was a dead nice bloke, Luke. He was kind to kids and puppies and all that stuff, but knew how to kick arse when he needed to. Only ever beat up on the real baddies, though - managed to convince their minions to give up their lives of violence and become farmers and charity workers instead. Your old man was the bee's knees, dude." Thing is, Anakin, as we've now seen, spent his pre-teen years as a personality-free zone then grew up to be a petulant prick.

Old Ben had been out in the desert for a while, though, so I guess we can forgive him the odd bit of senile confusion.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
12:57 / 10.08.04
Are you supposed to watch the first two films waiting and hoping for nasty things to happen to Anakin? Whoops.
 
 
_Boboss
13:04 / 10.08.04
yeah, i think you are really.
 
 
Lord Morgue
13:43 / 10.08.04
Yeah, I mean, he couldn't remember Artoo, could he? After the little buttplug saved his life and all in Ep. One. (Anyone think that whole thing was ripped out of Silent Running?)
 
 
FinderWolf
13:50 / 10.08.04
If M. Night Shamalyan was directing, it would have a TWIST! ending and Anakin would in fact not really be Darth Vader.
 
  

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