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quote:Originally posted by Nick:
Whisky:
Dan
Dan
Dan
Hmm, that's a tough one.
But I suppose if I had to choose . . .
BED: That would be Dan because his weirdo kidney defect or whatever it was meant that he could last for literally hours in bed - and of course he was extremely well-trained in the art of cunnilingus. Not a good wed prospect because he was an emotional quimbecile and we had bugger all in common, apart from sex.
WED: It's not easy to choose between Dan and Dan on this one, because they are both lovely, but in the end I'd pick Dan because we're still friends and could remain pretty happily married while having affairs, etc on the side and bonding over Buffy, cynical misanthropy, Simon Armintage etc. It's a shame because the heirs wouldn't be blond (like Dan's would, thanks to his Finnish heritage) but these things are sent to try us. Plus he'd look great in a morning suit.
DEAD: Can't bring myself to wish any of my exes dead, but if I must push someone a short way off a small cliff and mildly injure them, I'd go with Dan, who was absolutely rubbish in bed the one time we attempted to shag after a party, due, as I subsequently discovered, to his having had sex earlier in the evening with the ex-girlfriend of our host. On our host's bed.
I hope that's clear . . .
Tom:
Nick
Toby
Fenner
(you don't have to push any of them off a cliff if you don't want to, but you have to describe what you'd do instead) |
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riginally posted by sweet jane: