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14:33 / 22.02.02

Who and why?

Regrettable Juvenilia

14:39 / 22.02.02

You're supposed to give three choices, Sauron mate. Last time we did this (and it was mighty) people nominated specific posters who had to answer...

So I choose you and here are your three:

John Thaw
George Bernard Shaw
Alan Moore

pointless and uncalled for

14:40 / 22.02.02

Editied after discovered rules of the game.

[ 22-02-2002: Message edited by: Wisdom of idiots ]

14:51 / 22.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Flyboy:
You're supposed to give three choices, Sauron mate.

Sorry, I thought it may be more fun if we made up our own. Anyway, here goes with my three.

Shag- Alan Moore- because I have no clue who he is and it would make the encounter much more exciting.

Marry- George Bernard Shaw- I always go for partners more intellegnet than me, and have a soft spot for Dublin.

Off the Cliff- John Thaw- After having a punch up with him while he is in Sweeney character.

And I nominate Ganesh and his three are:

Bobby Davro
Arnold in Different Strokes (Gary Coleman)
and Dani Behr

[ 22-02-2002: Message edited by: Sauron ]

14:59 / 22.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Sauron:
And I nominate Ganesh and his three are:

Bobby Davro
Arnold in Different Strokes (Gary Coleman)
and Dani Behr

Shag: Dani Behr because, as you possibly surmised, I can at least boast about how I shagged a <ahem> 'behr'.

Marry: Arnold, because keeping him under the thumb would be ridiculously easy.

Push off a Cliff: Bobby Davro. Just because.

Okay...

I nominate Ariadne:

Sax
Salvatore Biaggi, the 'Italian Stallion' from ITV's glittering 'Footballer's Wives'
Sandra Bernhardt

15:01 / 22.02.02

ok. shag - tony soprano, because he's a fox. but he's very mean and already has a wife.
marry - bill callahan because he's quite mean but sings beautiful songs.
push off a cliff - george dubya bush. for obvious reasons.

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

00:59 / 23.02.02

I nominate Flux. Who goes where?

A young Audrey Hepburn

A fifty-four year old Audrey Hepburn with one eye and no thumb on her right hand

Blues guitarist/freaky albino Johnny Winter.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

04:31 / 23.02.02

OK...let's see...

Shag - Winona Ryder, especially since she's a shoplifter, which means she's a bit messed up in the head.

Marry - Parker Posey just because she picks movies to act in so well you know there's a great brain working about in there.

Push off a cliff - Oprah Winfrey for how she's made the book publishing industry into her bitch.

And I choose Captain Zoom:

Angelna Jolie
Dorothy Parker
Tracey Ullman

07:57 / 23.02.02

Mornington Crescent!

15:03 / 23.02.02

Oops, just had to be PMed by Ganesh to pay attention to this. Hey, it's my birthday! Better things to be doing than Barbelith. And yet here I am...

God. I'm so out of touch I've had to do a google search to find to who these people are. Not exactly up-to-date with film stars and TV, me.

Well, shag has to be Sax, just cause he's so flirty (though I reckon he'd run a mile if actually put on the spot)

The rest is a bit tragic, since I'm so woefully ignorant. I'll marry Sandra B because I can't find a pic of the Footballers' Wives chappie, and so I'll have to push him off a cliff sight-unseen.

And now I'll nominate sleazenation, with:

Daniela Nardini (Anna from This Life)
Cliff Richards
and Shakin' Stevens

[ 23-02-2002: Message edited by: Ariadne ]

15:09 / 23.02.02

Ganesh, you mischievous imp, you. I'm blushing now. And how could I possibly run away from a girl on her birthday?

15:51 / 24.02.02

Has this thread been pushed off a cliff?

15:51 / 24.02.02

No, it's just shagged. Someone PM sleaze, eh?

17:40 / 24.02.02

Shag? Daniela Nardini, cos i'm kind of hoping that she both shares none of anna's characteristics from this life and does at the same time.

marry? Cliff. He's so nonsexual and innoffensive i'm sure i'd hardly notice him.

Push off a cliff? Shakly-- most definintely along with any other 80's pop stars that happen along the way.

i nominate Zocher (cos he will probably be reading this thread unlike me who needed to be prodded by ari)

your lovely choices are:

Sean connery
Sean Young
sean bean

09:48 / 25.02.02

slight delay in reply due to the traditional Sunday train back from London, sleazenation, Sir, but flattered to be asked in this august company.

your lovely choices are:

Sean connery
Sean Young
sean bean

all so lovely indeed...
marry Sean Young. 'twould be what the French call a mariage blanc but it would be years before I ran out of Blade Runner questions to ask her. Then we could talk about starring as two different women with Matt Dillon in "A Kiss Before Dying", sex in the back of a taxi with Kevin Costner in his uniform in "No Way Out", and acting with ZoCher lookalike Kyle McLachlan in "Dune", and that would keep it going for years...

Tough choice between Seans as to the other two. Hmmm. If Big Tam had been just a few years younger I'd have shagged him but he did make some asinine remarks about spousal abuse once, so bye Sir Sean of Connery!

Which leaves Sean Bean to shag and that can't be bad. No chest hair though. Oh well, can't have everything.

I nominate Cherry Bomb

and your Czech choices are:
Franz Kafka
Martina Navratilova
Andy Warhol (described himself as Czech).

Edited to correct my French genders (while I still can!)

[ 25-02-2002: Message edited by: ZoCher ]

09:48 / 25.02.02

Can we put Cherry Bomb's people on hold until she gets here?

What about Haus with Jack Ryder, Shaun Ryder and Winona Ryder while we wait?

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

09:48 / 25.02.02

Sorry, Jack Ryder?

09:48 / 25.02.02

The cute bit of rough out of EastEnders.

09:48 / 25.02.02

I am here and will get to it briefly, lads and ladies, ladies and lads...

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

10:02 / 25.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Sauron:
Can we put Cherry Bomb's people on hold until she gets here?

What about Haus with Jack Ryder, Shaun Ryder and Winona Ryder while we wait?

Right.

Crag - Shaun Ryder. Because, much as I may like some of his music and his ability to get Chris Evans into trouble, the idea of either fucking him (although the look of mounting horror as he learns to love it could almost make it worthwhile) or making him my wife is just too awful to contemplate.

Shag - Winona Ryder. Look, I'm sorry. I'm weak, all right? She reminds me of an ex-partner.

Bag - Jack Ryder. Because it would be very amusing to spend every evening making polite but largely uninterested conversation about his job as a nation's favourite as if he was in fact the junior partner in a law firm.

Goodness Gracious Meme

10:03 / 25.02.02

me me me, can I have one, pleeeease?

One for Fly:

Divine
Devine Brown
St John the Divine

Haus about we all give each other a big lovely huggle?

10:04 / 25.02.02

So, I select Flux=Rad, and the choice is.

Christopher Lee
Bruce Lee
Jim Lee.

10:52 / 25.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Lick my plums, bitch.:
me me me, can I have one, pleeeease?

Ok, Plums, as it is your birthday, here are your three:

George Harrison
Zeppo Marx
Sally Jessy Raphael

And to make it extra topical, it's their birthday today too.

10:56 / 25.02.02

OK, thank you mr. Zocher. I must say the ratio here is very much in favor of the straight boys. The Czech ladies all seem to be model gorgeous, long-legged etc., while I am begining to believe that the term "attractive Czech man" is an oxymoron. Still let us not generalize: I HAVE seen some male Czech hotties, just not an overabundance of them.

ANYWAY.

Hmmm.

Shag: Kafka. Because how fucking cool would THAT be? "Yeah well you know there was this one time when Franz and I got together..."
Though he might get a little too intense for me. I don't know how I feel about pillow talk with him. Still and all, I'd do him.

Bag: Warhol, but mainly just to get into the parties and Studio 54 and meet Lou Reed and Candy Darling and such. I imagine we would have a cold marriage that involved an "understanding" of sorts.

Crag: Martina, but not because I really want to push her off a cliff, only because I don't really want to bag or shag her and this is the only other option I have for her. Sorry, Martina.

And now, for Fluxy, a special "Women in Rock" edition!

Kathleen Hanna

any girl from Sleater Kinney (but only because I can't remember their names right now and to look them up on the web is a bit costly.)

Britney

Goodness Gracious Meme

10:58 / 25.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Sauron:

Ok, Plums, as it is your birthday, here are your three:

George Harrison
Zeppo Marx
Sally Jessy Raphael

And to make it extra topical, it's their birthday today too.

Christ almight, %cheers%.

Right.

Bag : Sally Jessy Raphael. Leave her for her sister. Then come back. Take our children to another country, illegally. Surreptitiously feed her lard so she balloons to twenty stone. Finally lose the zero and get me a hero.

Crag: George. My sweet fucking lord. I don't think. And his sitar.

Which leaves me to shag Zepp Marx, which could be fun...

10:59 / 25.02.02

Oh dammit, didn't see that, Haus! now who can I give this one to?

How about mr. E. Randy Dupre, whenever he shows up for it...

11:03 / 25.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Lick my plums, bitch.:

Bag : Sally Jessy Raphael. Leave her for her sister. Then come back. Take our children to another country, illegally. Surreptitiously feed her lard so she balloons to twenty stone. Finally lose the zero and get me a hero.

And then go on her show to talk about it ...

11:41 / 25.02.02

Embarrassingly, I've only been exposed to Ms Hanna and Sleater Kinney through discussions on the board. I have yet to get around to hearing anything by them. Cherry, maybe you could give that selection to Rosa?

I'd still like to play, though.

[ 25-02-2002: Message edited by: E. Randy Dupre ]

Regrettable Juvenilia

12:00 / 25.02.02

quote:Originally posted by Lick my plums, bitch.:
One for Fly:

Divine
Devine Brown
St John the Divine

These things are sent to test me...

Shag: Divine Brown - I think it's terrible the way workers in the sex industry are stigmatised by the heteronormative patriachal capitalist system of the West, and this would be my way of showing solidarity. Plus, shorty got back.

Marry: Divine. Would ensure that I got invited to all the right parties, and my credibility amongst certain weirdos would sky-rocket. Plus, it would solve one of the worries I have about marriage: I need to find a spouse who won't care about the fact that my diet is shit. Boom. Boom.

Off the cliff: St John The Divine. Was he the one who was Jesus' catamite, the one who had the end-of-the-world visions, or both? Or neither? Anyway, I'm sure his Lord will catch him...

Okay, three for E Randy:

Will Oldham
Prince William
Billie (poptart turned child bride of ginger wanker)

12:54 / 25.02.02

ok, so "crag" is british slang for get married, I'm guessing?

anyone know the derivation on that?

13:00 / 25.02.02

No you muppet, crag as in (a craggy) cliff.

The Return Of Rothkoid

13:01 / 25.02.02

Er, no. Crag would mean "push off a cliff", basically. Or off a crag.

wembley can change in 28 days

02:56 / 27.02.02

Okay, Rothko-birthday-boy, how's this for a crag-fest?

Janny Craig
Clifford the Big Red Dog
Tori Amos

The Return Of Rothkoid

07:49 / 27.02.02

Crag: Jenny Craig. I hate her weight-loss programs and all their kin. (I hope that's who you meant. If not, I've just thrown someone I don't even know off a fucking cliff.)

Bag: Clifford the big red dog. Why? Conversation-starter. And he's a big red dog! How much more winter comfort would yer need?

Shag: Tori Amos. For I am weak and predictable. Very, very much so.

My three:
Robert Smith
Waylon Smithers
Waylon Jennings.

And I nominate... moominstoat! Ha!

wembley can change in 28 days

11:29 / 27.02.02

quote:Janny Craig

Jenny Craig is indeed what I meant. I was just practicing my accents.

[ 27-02-2002: Message edited by: wembley ]

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