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Goodness Gracious Meme
16:26 / 02.03.03
Hello again.

I'm still suspicious of Bitchlaces. (anyone else notice how he started on me after i'd pointed out that he'd been acting suspiciously. I've a hunch there's been a campaign...) But having thought it over, I'm more suspicous of bjacques and think we're doing a good thing in offing him, while we have the chance.


J'acccuse Bjacques

Oh, and Orr, I bought you some lovely darning-needles, what more d'you want?
 
 
bjacques
22:03 / 02.03.03
Aaaagh! This ain't even a kangaroo court; it's a wombat court! I'm innocent, I tells ya! And no grass shall grow on my grave for a generation. When they spring the trap, don't you be selling my spunk to goth chicks who think they're witches, now, y'hear?
 
 
bjacques
22:07 / 02.03.03
If you all hang me, then, like, the mafia have already won...
 
 
gravitybitch
01:04 / 03.03.03
Nah... the villagers still have a fighting chance since even after tonight, we'll outnumber them by at least two warm bodies (maybe four, if y'all are correct about the frenchman and the doctor does a good job in guessing the Mob's next victim).
 
 
grant
14:27 / 03.03.03
The factory whistle blows. It is evening in Granton. The citizens file into the Assembly Hall to deliver their verdict.




Tonight it is bjacques who is to taste the rope.

The Mayor clears his throat.



"I hope we're right about this one, this time," he says.

The crowd files after him and proceeds to the Hangin' Tree. Crows flap sullenly in the top branches.

With little ceremony, bjacques is lynched. There is a whispered sigh of release... mixed with apprehension. It is very quiet in Granton. Too quiet.

The crowd marches to their victim's house and begins to ransack it, methodically, looking for any evidence of wrongdoing. Finally, a young scamp, no older than 10, holds aloft a piece of paper in his soot-smeared hand.

"Look! Look!" he cries. "We got him!"

The adults crowd around, eyes wide.

"Give me that, young gentleman," snarls the Mayor. He holds the paper up to the light, and intones, "Well, we certainly got the culprit. According to this document, he's guilty all right... of almost $3.00 in library fines.
"Apparently his love for Guy de Maupassant's short stories led to a certain tardiness in returning the volume. Well, the librarian can breathe a sigh of relief.
"But the rest of us - what shall we do? This man was innocent! He was an ordinary, self-respecting villager. And there are still three mafiosi at large.
"Sleep safely, fellow citizens. Guards, come. I'm going home."

Mafia, Doctor, time to PM me tonight's whack and tonight's protectee.
 
 
No star here laces
15:20 / 03.03.03
Well I hope this makes the situation clearer...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:41 / 03.03.03
Clear as mud. One thing about this game, it shows up just how big a fool you really are. I'm really not sure this does us any good at all, but for the sake of convenience anyway here's the stats:

bjacques: (Bendt Chromeo), Qalyn, Whiskey Priestess, Bengali in Platforms
Bengali in Platforms: And/Orr, Byron Bitchlaces
Qalyn: (bjacques)
Byron Bitchlaces: iszabelle, Chairman Maominstoat
Chairman Maominstoat: lolita nation

Order of votes: BC, And/Orr, Qalyn, Byron, bjacques, Whiskey P, iszabelle, Stoatie, lolita, BiP

As of now, 9 villagers, 8 suspects, 3 mafia; odds are 2:1 in the Villager's favor, likely to change to 5:3 in the morning. This'll be our last chance, as the next botched round of lynch/murder will make the mafia unlynchable. Assuming, of course, that the doctor remains as useless as ze's been so far.

As for my behavior, I voted before BC's scheme fell through. lolita's behavior looks a bit odd, but in general I say we go for the sure thing and hang all the wimmins.
 
 
bjacques
15:42 / 03.03.03
Told you. I'm fucking off to the Big Rock Candy Mountain...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
16:52 / 03.03.03
If it makes things clearer for you, Byron, would you like to share? or are you going all BC on us?

God, I need a drink, where's that Orr when you need him? Come away from that keyhole...
 
 
000
18:45 / 03.03.03
BiP: or are you going all BC on us?

Har-de-Har-HAR. You're so dead by next round, lady.



-- BC.
 
 
lolita nation
20:13 / 03.03.03
Why am I suspicious?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
20:15 / 03.03.03
You're not, especially. Just a little odd
 
 
lolita nation
20:22 / 03.03.03
Well, I guess it can't be helped.
 
 
Rev. Orr
20:24 / 03.03.03
You're so dead by next round, lady.

Hate to break this to you, BC, old boy, but if the young lady is dead by next round then we'll have a certain amount of egg on our faces.

"Ms. Platforms, here, take the bottle. No, no payment needed. Honestly, it'd be a pleasure. What? No, this is my genuine smile. Please everyone help yourself. I'll be down in the cellar..."

And with that, the spherical host turned on his heels and fled across the saloon and down the hole in the floor. For the next hour or so there came the muffled sounds of charcoal on whitewashed walls and the occasional muttered 'i before e except after c...' which were all but drowned by the drunken snoring of the Whiskey Priestess. Suddenly, just before closing time, he let out a muted squeal of horror.

"My God, it all makes sense. The horror, the horror."

No sound or movement came from the depths again that night except for a soft chimping and the unmistakable aroma of soiled boxers.
 
 
grant
21:05 / 03.03.03

Dawn promptly arrives in Granton.

Birds sing, mothers prepare oatmeal for their families, and there is a loud screaming sound. It stops.

Then another, louder scream.

A crowd gathers in the town square. Mayor McGrant, haggard in the face but still immaculately dressed, shows up.

"What's all this then?"

Two slack-jawed constables, pale, sweaty, visibly shaken, stand outside the door of BendtChromeo's quarters.

"You don't want to go in there, sir," says one.

"I most certainly do," says the Mayor, who pushes past his men and through the door.

There is a third, higher-pitched scream. A crashing against the inside of the door. It erupts outward.



"Great jumping ghouls!" the Mayor wheezes, flailing his cane in the air. He gulps soundlessly for a few moments.

"It's a charnel house in there!"

The crowd forces its way in. There is a multitude of screams. At least three people faint, and several of the men stumble to the ground.

(Note: This is almost verbatim from the assassination request as sent in by the Granton mafia. As acting mayor of Granton, I take no responsibility for its actual content. I simply sit wide-eyed in awe.)

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Within, Bendt Chromeo sits stiffly at his well-scrubbed dinner table, where it seems that fair Juliet - had she not stabbed herself in despair at this grisly sight - has laid out an Italian meal fit for a king. And the solitary diner must certainly be hungry: his stomach is, literally, hollow. Glistening sausages, fashioned from the victim's own small intestines, lie plumply across the plate, and two spicy meatballs from Bendt Chromeo's own trouser supply sit marinading in their own blood atop a plate of steaming linguini.

Every man in the room simultaneously crosses his legs.
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Outside, wiping beads of sweat off his brow, the Mayor mutters, "How long can this go on? More innocent villagers dead in the night.
"At least we can count ourselves lucky he was not our Doctor - for all the good the Doctor did him last night!
"And you, officer, put down that piece of garlic bread! That's evidence, not your morning toast!
"You people! All of you! We have to get these fiends today! There's no choice! GET TO WORK!"
 
 
lolita nation
21:36 / 03.03.03
Good God. Well, we know whoever is in the mafia is extremely gross and knows the story of Romeo and Juliet. Does that narrow it down?
 
 
000
21:38 / 03.03.03
On his grave it read:

Whiners, fucking adapt. At least I had an interesting death. Ahh! Release. I'm so going to stalk every Mafia member when they have been hunted down.

Your True Love,

-- BC.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
21:56 / 03.03.03
Yeuch. Well *that* wasn't called for. And is the R&J ref meant to help us out here?

thanks Orr. I think

*takes Colonel Kwikimart's Finest Kentucky Bourbon, slugs, looks nervously over shoulder*

I'm beginning to feel ganged-up on round here. I've done nothing wrong....

*thinks, woozily*

but can see that it suits a few people to point fingers in my direction....

(btw, what are the Mafia doing hanging round the wild west? they taken a wrong turn somewhere?)
 
 
gravitybitch
01:53 / 04.03.03
"Hang all the wimmins? Thank you, Colonel. And, thank you, Mafia, for insisting that we know the full and unnatural extent of Chromeo's butchering.

"I think there is a plot afoot to blame all of this on the fairer sex! However, I need to remind you all that at last count there were myself, the Priestess, Lolita, and Bengali. That's four women - if you attempt to slaughter all of us, you'll spill the blood of at least one innocent, and quite probably more than just one.

"I beg of you, please use some means besides simple gender to determine guilt! Not all of us are besmirched by the "sins" of Eve!"

The Widown catches her breath and modulates her voice carefully, struggling back to rational thought, suppressing the little arpeggios of panic that keep threatening to creep back in...

"At this point, there are four women and four men. Simple statistics favor a two to one split across the gender line. And since the motivation of the Mafia is to slaughter villagers (no matter if it's overt or covert) and there seems to be a rising tide against the ladies, I would tend to suspect that the mafia are two men and one woman.

"If I'm right about that, then there's a 50/50 chance that a random selection of one of the menfolk will be Mafia (a 1/3 chance that one of the men will be Mafia if the split leans the other way, of course).
"I could easily be wrong... and, considering all possibilities, we have a 1 in 8 chance of lynching a Mafioso. I implore you to look carefully at your suspicions and vote with your head as well as... ummn... your conscience."
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
03:48 / 04.03.03
Jumpin' Joe. Why kill him now? Weird.

Umm. Sausage.

iszabelle, in the offending post please cross reference the last paragraph with the first one. I didn't mean a word of it. I think we'd do better to all hang ourselves.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:12 / 04.03.03
Qalyn- I'm guessing they killed him now because we know he was innocent- therefore they're not making it any easier for us to guess. But eugh, gross!

"Dang", mumbles the Chairman, his accent slipping effortlessly into yet another poorly-thought-out American stereotype, "we sure fucked up with poor old bjacques. I guess it's too late to take it back?" (looks at bjacques' swinging boots) "Hmm. Guess it is."

Anyway, we can't lynch all the wimmin- by that time, the mafia will have been able to execute us all, unless we get 'em right the first three times.
Apart from it seeming a little, well, dodgy .
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:14 / 04.03.03
Qalyn- in turn, may I say ignore the last paragraph of my last post, given the content of your last post. Fuck, that was complicated.

And I think we'd do better to all hang ourselves.

That would chill their pasta-eating shit pretty good, wouldn't it? Wondering idly what the rules are on such a case...
 
 
No star here laces
09:23 / 04.03.03
No BC-ing - just utter confusion. It hasn't made things much clearer for me. And why the hell didn't the doctor protect BC???

Urgh. Well, I really haven't much of the foggiest. I'm pretty sure Qalyn is a villager, but other than that I don't trust any of you.

Whiskey, Bengali and Qalyn all voted for the innocent man, but then so did BC who was innocent (if not comprehensible...)

Still...
 
 
Whisky Priestess
09:41 / 04.03.03
Forget Romeo and Juliet, I think the Sicilians have been watching Se7en. Interesting, isn't it though, trying to make it look like a anti-male hate crime? I too am wondering if this isn't a none-too-subtle attempt to usher further suss in the direction of the ladies.

And can I just say that I'm sorry (now, obviously) that I voted for bjacques - I really thought there was a good chance of his being a "sleeper" mafioso, like Paleface last time. Should've gone with my other instinct.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:24 / 04.03.03
*raises head from the floor of Orr's*

jeesus, think there was something funny about that liquor. hmph. never trust a barkeep with a wooden liver.

Ah guess someone's going to say next that it's suspicious that two of the fairer sex post after each other....

Nothing suspicious, we've just been sacrific--%oops% I mean synchronising...

Anyways, when we've finished fighting the Sex Wars...

I buggered up last round and I'm sorry. Had been reading the last mafia game thread where lionheart stayed schtum and kept disappearing at opportune moments, and got it into my head that Bj's behaviour was rather similar.

I think i'm pretty sure now who I *should* have voted for, though.
 
 
Rev. Orr
12:44 / 04.03.03
I think i'm pretty sure now who I *should* have voted for, though.

You mean other than the one person most likely to get lynched instead of yourself? It's pretty obvious why you had to vote the way you did and even I would admit that your chosing to do so proves nothing more than you don't want to die.

Nervously poking my head above the floorboards I call across to the reeling Ms. Platforms. 'There was nothing wrong with the rotgut, ma'am, I have spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocaine powder.'

And, please folks, could we lay off the monstrous regiment for a moment. If it does turn out that Granton has a femafia then it's just a matter of chance or the evil machinations of a higher power (Grant, I'm looking at you). I know I pointed out that we've only lynched men so far, but there were more of us to begin with. Anyone interested in a reasoned and faintly logical approach please feel free to pm me. Otherwise it looks like suicidal revenge is going to reign again.
 
 
gravitybitch
15:31 / 04.03.03
"So what do we do now? I'm wondering if Bendt got offed because then he wouldn't be able to further rouse suspicions against his favorite targets. (Besides the obvious Mafia tactic of not disrupting the waves of paranoia and recrimination we've been generating...)

"Bendt was thoroughly convinced of BiP's guilt. I'm thoroughly convinced of bitchlaces' guilt. And there don't seem to be any obvious alliances going on..."

The Widow sighs, then shakes her head as the barkeep comes by with a cloudy pitcher of liquid.

"No slurry for me this morning, but thank you. And I don't think I'm in the mood for that scalded brown stuff you call coffee, either. If you could provide me with a cup of hot water, I think I have a teabag somewhere in my bag. Aha! I have several - would anybody else care for some tea?"
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:41 / 04.03.03
I think the doctor was probably outplayed -- ze thought the mafia would again go for an outside target like Lionheart, and was drawn off of BC by a risk someone else took in the thread, possibly And/Orr or Byron or BiP herself. Ze certainly looks like a monkey, though.

How do we suppose BC's proof-by-PM scheme fell through? Did the mafia take a risk & forward BC something they weren't sure of? They probably only had to change one word, after all. Or did they get access to one of the Villager PMs? Did anyone forward theirs to anyone but BC? Or did they get a copy by other means? I know of at least one person who shares a PC with a confimed Villager. Can anyone think of another way?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:43 / 04.03.03
Uh, my first paragraph is in response to Byron:

No BC-ing - just utter confusion. It hasn't made things much clearer for me. And why the hell didn't the doctor protect BC???

Sorry, I'm a little distracted right now.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
15:48 / 04.03.03
And Stoat, I don't think they get as much advantage killing BC now as hey would have last night, or this coming night assuming we get one in the lynch. But they get no particular disadvantage, either, which is I guess why they did it. If I were mafia, though, I'd have killed you or lolita last night and left BC around to muddy the waters some more.

Unless his vow to lynch BiP next was too dangerous... or unless they wanted us to think so...
 
 
No star here laces
16:27 / 04.03.03
Bitchlaces hangs around the tavern buttonholing passers-by with fevered explanations and theories:

"It might be more productive for us to try and identify all three mafia rather than take potshots at individuals - if we analyse the votes of each group, we can see if they are consistent with their being mafia.

if bengali is mafia, and Bendt had the best chance of knowing who is and who isn't, then the mafia will have to have voted to save her, so they are probably drawn from: Whiskey P, iszabelle and Stoatie. Lolita is exonerated because if she were mafia she would probably have voted for me or bjacques. I'm inclined to believe that iszabelle is innocent too as her vendetta against me is too dogmatic to be the actions of a pragmatic mafioso.

So working guess at the mafia number one might be: whiskey, stoat and BiP.

If Bengali is not mafia, then the mafia would have scattered their votes around to escape suspicion and quite frankly I haven't a scooby as to who they are. Anybody got any theories?

Of course, this isn't going to make me any friends, as I'm now accusing three people. But it's not a real accusation! It's just working through some logic. Please disagree and convince me otherwise..."

"oh help, I'm sure I'm going to get lynched now, and then we'll all die"
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:50 / 04.03.03
Byron, you are indeed on dangerous ground. When I tried to do this, it started a big shitstorm... though eventually it worked to my benefit, I think, so maybe you're all right.

I've looked pretty closely at the voting stats and they don't contain much in the way of evidence, unless you want to indict BC and I as tremendous fools (which would be perfectly reasonable). If you look for 'scattering' behaviors you'll also net bjaques and BC, who we know are innocent -- and your own fine self, of course. I assume your post was not intended as a confession.

if bengali is mafia, and Bendt had the best chance of knowing who is and who isn't, then the mafia will have to have voted to save her,

I'm not following you. BC wasn't in a position to know anything, since his PM plan was foiled (and I think we ought to look at how that might've happened). Frankly, I don't understand the case against BiP any better than I did the one against Todd. I'm not saying she's clean, but that no cogent argument has been made against her.

so they are probably drawn from: Whiskey P, iszabelle and Stoatie.
and
I'm inclined to believe that iszabelle is innocent too as her vendetta against me is too dogmatic to be the actions of a pragmatic mafioso.

I agree that her behavior doesn't say "mafia," but it's hardly "dogmatic." I suspect her vendetta is based on your behavior. Your strategy of baseless certainty worked against Todd and it looks like you might be trying it again.

Lolita is exonerated because if she were mafia she would probably have voted for me or bjacques.

Lolita was the second-to-last voter, with only BiP to go. She didn't need to vote for you or bjacques to save BiP -- quite the opposite, in fact, since the deciding vote belonged to BiP herself.

This sorta forces me to reveal something I been holding back because it begs a question I can't answer. BC forwarded me this exchange from early on, after Tez was killed but before Todd was lynched:

BC said:
> lolita, answer this and I will determine IF I trust you:
>
> How was the PM that our mayor sent to you, telling whether or not
> you were mafia and otherwise, written?

To which lolita replied:
Subject: Re: Re: P.S.
From: lolita nation
Date: 14.02.03
Time: 00:41
It said "Welcome to the industrial mill town of Granton. You're a villager. It is your duty to find and expose the Mafia." Was yours the same? I also recently got another PM from Grant but I don't know if I should reveal it because I don't know who else you are in contact with. Did you get a new one too? About Enamon etc.??

And followed up 12 minutes later with:
Subject: Re: Re: P.S.
From: lolita nation
Date: 14.02.03
Time: 00:53
Here, I thought I deleted it. Can you forward?

Subject: Mafia2: The Early Years.
From: grant
Date: 06.02.03
Time: 17:00
Welcome to the industrial mill town of Granton.

You're a villager...

Good luck.

------------------------

I think it's revealing that lolita's first response was so wordy. It looks like she was taking a stab at it, based on the longer PM she would've received as mafia (and yes, iszabelle, I'm aware of the circular logic), then PM'd her colleagues and they got a clean copy from somewhere. Who else could've had access to a clean one? 12 minute is a pretty fast turnaround, though, and it does also look like she could've searched her message box in that period.

If the source of the forged Villager PMs was not a guess (and it's not incredibly unlikely that it was a guess), and no one sent their PMs to anyone but BC (if you did, speak up!), then I think the likeliest leak is Whiskey Priestess. She shares a PC with Flyboy and might've been able to access his message box. She's got other strikes against her which are extant elsewhere -- speak up if you'd like to see them reviewed.

This would make lolita my second target.

My third target would be yourself, Byron, because of your strategy of baseless accusations against a) Todd, b) BiP, and c) And/Orr (via PM -- really, why accuse your only public ally against BiP?). You'll say that you've been at odds with WP since the beginning, but I'm not convinced by that. You never conflicted anywhere that it would matter, and staying publically at odds guarantees that should one of you fall, the other is safe. (This is another one of those things that is something to take note of, not a basis for accusation in itself). Your groundless "exoneration" of lolita counts against you in this scenario, as well as the way you deflect the point of iszabelle's intentive criticism by denigrating it's method rather than its message (suggests you watch a lot of FOX News Channel... is ad hominem the right word for that?).

Caveats:
1. Much of my info comes from And/Orr, though I've reconstructed it a little differently than he has. He becomes a little suspicious under the same logic as Byron: he's dead-certain who he thinks is guilty but his reasoning is "circular" (Qalyn says, "kettle, you're black."). If this is the case, And/Orr supplants lolita.

2. I still wonder about that long second night -- it lasted from midnight Wed/Thurs to Sunday afternoon, meaning two full days (Thur = Fri) passed while we waited for... something. BiP says she was over her posting limit. Does anyone know whether the posting limit applies to PMs? Could her being over the limit have stretched mafia deliberations into the weekend? If this is the case, BiP supplants lolita.

You could also look at my track record in this game, though, and decide your best bet is to do the opposite of everything I've said. I wouldn't blame you. In that case you've got iszabelle, Stoat, and me.

Ah, how I pine for the happier days of page 6...
 
 
lolita nation
18:21 / 04.03.03
oh gag, more PM nonsense. This is like the Mormons and polygamy: Never gonna live it down. Yes, I didn't copy the exact message at first because I didn't think I saved it. Looking back I'm almost sorry I did eventually send it, because obviously Chromeo was forwarding my messages to you, Qayln, and possibly other untrustworthy types.... this whole PM fracas seems more confusing than it is helpful, sometimes.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
18:33 / 04.03.03
Gag is right, lolita, but this is the best I can do to construct 3 allegations based on facts and reasonable suppositions. As has been pointed out, though, allegations can be built out of just about anything and I'm far from convinced myself. For what it's worth, I think you're the poorest suspect and would nominate WP or Byron, based on the above (it's still open to argument, of course) for tonight's lynching.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
19:52 / 04.03.03
My last bit of blather for the day, I promise, as I'm off to class. Maybe we should try thinking of reasons not to suspect people. Like, I don't suspect Stoat or iszabelle because I find their emotional conditions convincing -- ie, confused but trying. I wouldn't suspect Qalyn if I were you because he's been so willing to stick his foot in it and look like a dope -- what mafioso would take such risks? Etc.

Just a suggestion.
 
  

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