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Urgh! Fuck!: A thread for untamed hate and anger [PICS]

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Tryphena Absent

11:56 / 24.03.04

I don't want to go to the bank and I'm scared of the temp agency that I have to go to tomorrow and I feel nervy and I haven't eaten anything today because I don't know what to eat because of my nerves.

12:13 / 24.03.04

Je m'appelle: thanks, that's cheered me up. (I was trying to think of a way to distil the contents of my post into something that would fit on a billboard: 'baby-killing slags', while a little troubling in its gender politics, is quite good in that respect.)

Anna: eat bananas. I survived my worst anxiety days with bananas - Nature's batteries (they are immensely good for you, don't spike your blood sugar too suddenly due to being fruit, have potassium & mood-lifting chemicals in, and they were the only food I was never scared of) - and blackstrap molasses in hot water, though I recommend the latter less heartily as it tastes vile. But it has some good minerals and stuff in, as well as unrefined sugar for energy, and is quite good if you can't face solid food.

I now return you to your scheduled hate and anger.

Ex

12:53 / 24.03.04

The next two years will be a long slow-simmering rage as I give up all hope of working in the area I want to and get nudged sideways into something I'm not even particularly talented at. And I can negotiate that slide with my sense of self-worth intact, but I can't face the BLOODY MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES from sweet well-meaning people who only want the best for me. It'll turn me into a complete misanthrope.

I am a flaming ball of ingrate rage. I bawl.

Ex

13:29 / 24.03.04

Oh! But I was the 600th hatepost, which makes me slightly less rabid.

13:30 / 24.03.04

I just overheard my coworker, just back from vacation in Israel, commenting that the people there were very "uppity." Really dude? Did you find that outside of your wealthy American suburb, people don't seem quite so thrilled by your beloved money? Do you think that maybe the people in Israel might have some reasons to be sort of tense? JEEZ. You stupid sheltered self-centered ridiculous prick.

13:34 / 24.03.04

If it makes you feel any better, Ex, my head of dept. just told me he didn't interview me for the job they've just advertised (which would have involved me doing exactly what I do already, except as on a proper salary instead of for two grand a semester) because "he cares about me" and knows that I "could do so much better".

Ex

13:47 / 24.03.04

AAAAAAARGH!
Rage! Rage, and furthermore, noises that I didn't know the human body could make!
Is there any way of circumventing him? If he's telling the truth. Or jumping up and down on his head, if he's lying to make himself feel better?

My supervisor said, "Well, library work isn't that bad; I'd quite like to work in a library..." Which was well-intentioned, and indeed library work isn't bad at all; but given her shiny academic job and matching luminous salary, was rather like Bill Gates telling you he wished he could just stay home and eat macaroni cheese.

Tryphena Absent

13:54 / 24.03.04

Let's stab these people with knives, I was going to start a thread for calm but now I just want to stab.

This man will help us

Ninjas make great pets

14:13 / 24.03.04

fuckingoddamnbastradingpricks! doingmefuckingoverthosefuckingbastards..!

and another thing!

bloodygoddamnmenfeckers.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sharp intake of breath*

its okay. nothing to see here people.

*goes back to mindlessly rocking on chair*

Im having rather a bad day at work i'm afraid.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:14 / 24.03.04

YES! Swords! Swords are the answer! Pointy swords! Shiny swords! STAB! STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB!

14:48 / 24.03.04

Please...make this semester end... and have someone go to Little Malta and try to interview a dozen Maltese because I really really don't feel like I can do it.... Goddamn teacher ignoring our suggestions for this semester and giving us this horrible assignment... damn Maltese!

15:24 / 24.03.04

Is there any way of circumventing him?

Nup. Shortlist all done. TA wages for Deva for another year, most likely.

(I did tell him that he was Albus Dumbledore, though. My words are as pointy as swords.)

Goodness Gracious Meme

16:11 / 25.03.04

ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkk.

Typing minutes is really fucking boring.

So, you'd think having completed this utterly dullsville task, I'd save them. Noooo, coz I decide to be all poncy and create a separate little 'minutes' folder first. At which point my computer freezes.

arghhhh. teach me to attempt to organise.

FUCK.

18:48 / 25.03.04

List of gripes from the cube-farm:

The guy behind me who insists on chomping ice vigorously with an open-mouth.
The woman to the left of me who talks WAY too loudly on the phone.
The woman on the right of me who runs to my cubicle several times a day to tell me that my radio is too loud.
The random coworkers who stop in to stare at my stuff and expect me to participate in innane conversations.
The folks who decide to have loud conversations in the copy-cube across from me.
The fact that they actually expect me to work instead of wandering the Internet all day.

I should have stayed in school...

14:13 / 26.03.04

Well, I wrote in the forgiveness thread that I forgave this guy, but after a month of having him deftly play my head after I fell for the "Let's just be friends" routine, and his saying that he was concerned that I had cast a "love working" on him...... *strong in breath*

NO! I was not sttracted to your spiritual glow! Your avoidance of sexual activity has more to do with your neurosis than anything spiritual! It will not make you an ascended master! It will just keep you from GETTING LAID!Do you understand? The rest of the human race will be HAVING FUN, while you drearily prove and re-prove your superiority to yourself. THE REASON THAT YOU ARE HORNY IS NOT BECAUSE I CAST A LOVE SPELL ON YOU! It is because deep down...... YOU WANT TO GET LAID! So feel free to go off and chant maniacally to get your dick down, and let the rest of us have a fun roll in the fucking sheets! *FUCKOFF*FUCKOFF*FUCKOFF*

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:08 / 30.03.04

AUUUUUGHHHH! FUUUUUCK!!!! SO VERY FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!

I spent like half a fucking hour laboriously reformatting a sodding short from standard manuscript format to insane bastard webzine editor format ("Oh, yeah, I'm paying you nought point zero zero zero pee a word, so you won't mind doing my HTML tags for me. And make every other line purple. Different shades of purple. And every instance of the word "rug" has to be in green Comic sans. I'm going to reformat everything anyway, and add lots of typos so you look like a tit, but I have to edit this piece of shit for a living so I want you to suffer."), writing the cover letter, checking the spelling, adding a dash of virgin's blood etc...

...and then my BASTARD TUBESTEAK FUCKER of a wordprocessor has some kind of conniption fit and converts the ENTIRE DOCUMENT to question marks. Like, every single line, from margin to margin: ??????????????????????

Don't worry, there's the back up file.

The back-up file is also question marks.

The back-up of the back-up, likewise, is question marks.

Now I have to reformat the whole fucking thing from scratch and I hate everyone, and I hate words, and writing is evil, and ARRGHH ARRRGH YUCK ARGH.

BTW: Fuck AbiWord. "Freeware" does not have to equal "Suckware." Who wrote this piece of crap anyway, the fucking Riddler?

03:40 / 06.04.04

Oh Austria! I want to move there so badly, but because of this stupid law:

"a) Children born in wedlock obtain Austrian citizenship if:
aa) born before September 1, 1983: father is Austrian citizen at time of child's birth
ab) born on or after September 1, 1983: one parent (either father or mother) is Austrian citizen at time of child's birth"

...I have to do this the hard way, and try and get a work permit. Damn you and your stupid non-retroactive laws! Grrrrr!!!

Tryphena Absent

13:54 / 06.04.04

Hayfever.

Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh. Go away.

14:16 / 06.04.04

OH GOD I CAN'T STAND IT WHY DOES MICROSOFT XP MAKE MY LIFE SO FUCKING DIFFICULT. I KNOW I used to be able to make labels using mail merge using this technique in old versions of Word, so why the fuck won't it work on this stupid useless lump of an OS? It has taken me TWO HOURS so far for something that should take about 5 minutes, adn what does Microsoft's online help offer me? Templates for Halloween and Happy Holidays labels! I SPIT AT YOU AND YOUR OVERPAID INCOMPETENT PROGRAMMERS! Argh!

14:30 / 06.04.04

TOWERING RAGE AND FURY

14:44 / 06.04.04

Fucking rain! I was looking forward to a day in the sun and all that! Damn it!

Whisky Priestess

17:17 / 06.04.04

It's my birthday and I'll whine if I want to ...

Bloody Greenwich Musical Futures festival for new musical has rejected BOTH the staggering swathes of genius Orr and I submitted. Frankly, having seen the dross they pick I'm flummoxed - is there no quality control? Do they pick them out of a hat? Take pity on the shitty? Or what??

17:22 / 06.04.04

Happy Birthday

17:29 / 06.04.04

God, I am so fucking tired of my own incompetance and irritability and liarishness. Shouldn't I come with some kind of warrantee? I want my money back.

I am too old for this crap!

17:42 / 06.04.04

look, here's how it is, OK? I don't make the fucking policies, I don't police our numbers. but I DO have to comply with the policies, and I DO have to make sure that you do, too. why are you bitching at me? you're accountants, FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT WORK! WHY DO I HAVE TO DO MY JOB, AND YOURS, TOO!?

I SURE as hell don't get paid enough to put up with your bullshit. I swear, I'm going to walk my paystub around to each and every fucking one of you bastards. that'll learn ya.

19:46 / 06.04.04

I love my job!

We just made our annual budget! Yeah! What's our reward? Well, for starters: ALL PART-TIMERS ARE HAVING THEIR HOURS CUT! Thanks for all the hard work guys! Goddamnit....

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:31 / 06.04.04

Whiskey P, you have my sympathies. I know whereof
you speak...

X-posted from elsewhere, but it bears repeatin':

So I read your writer's guidelines, yeah? And apparently your webzine is looking for only the best, the freshest, the kick-you-head-in-your-head's-nutsest speculative fiction. No clichés here, man! No boring old pop-culture tropes! Nothing that's old hat or been done, not for you, no siree!

And so I decide to do a little market research before punting my story your way, just to make sure I'm your cup of tea. And what do I find?

Cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders with superpowers.

Cheerleaders with superpowers who speak in a cutesy valley-girl lingo.

Cheerleaders with superpowers who speak in a cutesy valley-girl lingo, and who must thwart demons/witches/monsters/other, evil, cheerleaders in time for the Spring Formal.

Oh, yeah, that's so original. I don't belive I've ever come across that concept before. Exept, oh, wasn't there that... TV show, or something? Jeeze, what was it called? I guess you and your oh-so-inventive buddy, the author of Betty The Monster Killer and Bunty the Demonfighter must not have heard of it. I mean, it was pretty obscure, it only ran for SEVEN BLOODY SERIES ON EVERY TV CHANNEL KNOWN TO MAN!

And then you have the brass neck to reject MY story because "the premise wasn't strong enough". Well, I know what I'm doing wrong now--I don't get Joss Whedon to DO ALL MY WORK FOR ME!

14:18 / 07.04.04

Given that I have done quite enough of your work on this project already, I would greatly appreciate it if you did not send me emails asking for a further contribution to the section you are writing. I was - if you will remember - actually present when you chose the parts that you had to write up on the grounds that they "looked pretty easy", and do not particularly need to know that you are 'feeling stressed about this'. So am I, pal, so am I, and you know what I did when I didn't have your contributions? I MADE THEM UP. That's right, you know all those emails from me you ignored? THEY WERE JUST LIKE THE ONE YOU JUST SENT ME, EXCEPT THAT THE ONE YOU SENT IS GOING TO GET AN ANSWER AND THE ONES THAT I SENT DID NOT.

...I'm going to start breathing again now. And forget that the italics tag ever existed.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

08:30 / 20.04.04

AAARGGGGGHHH!!!

Okay, Mr motherfucker who has a club downstairs that regularly exceeds its license until like four in the fucking morning, so you weren't to know that I've just been told they won't renew my prescription unless I go into the doctor's tomorrow and wait for three hours. You didn't know I ran out of meds a couple of days ago and am feeling like shit. But you're TAKING THE PISS... pretty much ignored me this morning when I complained... told my flatmate to fuck off when SHE complained...
...then you ask me if we've got any mail for you! Well you can fuck off. I hope it's all bills and they send the fucking bailiffs round. Cunt.

Haus of Mystery

21:57 / 21.04.04

Today i hate hate. So shut the fuck up all of you.

22:07 / 21.04.04

hate²

10:24 / 22.04.04

Fucking HELL.

Why is my lawnmower broken? Why? Why?

11:39 / 22.04.04

Nevermind your lawnmower, why is my computer and printer up the left? Why??? Why today of all days????

FFFF U U CCCC K K !!!!
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F UUUU CCCC K K !!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:49 / 22.04.04

Ah. I had an entire rant sorted in my head about the two unkillable viruses that have been giving me the finger from the depths of my C drive... then I came home to find that AVG had finally got rid of the buggers. (Yesterday's update was obviously already out of date.)

I HATE it when I don't get to use a good pre-planned rant.

23:26 / 22.04.04

Hello and welcome to the angry world of cross, confused, hurt and upset Olulabelle. Yes, so upset that she posts in the fucking thread about it, because hey, guys, that's how fucking pathetic she really, actually is.

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