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Fucking youth, and fucking idiot school for catering to their stupidity. Huzzah, you turned the mother fucking fountain back on, school's out in two weeks, and by the time everyone gets back in the fall, it'll be on for all of two weeks before everything freezes again. For now, it's just an ugly, noisy water feature that now has to be drained and cleaned again because one of you morons put chartreuse green dye in the water.
And you. You drunken little vandals, screaming about nothing, you fucking disgust me. You're in school, screw your happiness, we just had spring break. Get the fuck back to work. Stop drinking, put your fucking pants back on, put your bra back on, and god help you if I ever hear your whining again that your cell phone got fucked up because you decided to take it into the fountain with you.
You mob of stupid bastards. I don't have time for this goddamned nonsense, some of us have work to do that doesn't involve prancing around in a wet t-shirt. Good luck getting off academic probation with a four day hangover during the last week of classes, you foolish brats. You're my idea of hell, and I hope you've made the rest of your semester as truly unpleasant for yourselves as you made my day today by forcing me to look at your drunken antics and listen to you yelping like a pack of dogs raised on lead paint, arguments for cannibalism that you are. |
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