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So, let's drag this fucker out kicking and screaming.
Come on people, you remember when you were kids...
- learning about the tudors, celts, saxons, war of the roses
I wrote a project on each of those topics ar primary school. I could tell you a lot about them based purely on my year 5 studies.
- being able to say how you felt about almost anything without offending everyone!
What does this even mean? Fuck off.
- being able to play in the streets till dark and not having your parent worry about paedophiles, muggers and criminal youths
This is interesting. Are they saying that paedos, muggers and criminal youth are everywhere now, or are they saying people worry too much? Even so, they're still golden-aging.
- taking part in the school nativity!
I was a sheperd thanks to a towel (unrelatedly, later on in primary school I would play a haemoglobin in "Inside your Body" and a badger in "Woodland Animals"). Nativity plays still go on regardless - I know because a bunch of family members work in schools.
- singing baa baa black sheep (none of this rainbow business)
It's a crap song - but hasn't been banned, in general, at all. Certain schools have it on a list of well known racist taunts, but that's different.
- calling it a black/white board!
Never been banned.
- not being allowed to say brainstorming!! (offends people with epilepsy!)
Technically it's a spider diagram. Have *you* got epilepsy?
- the banning of british bulldogs
The animal? Or representations of it? I saw several of both last week. What the fuck? Do you mean the game? Wow, I'm sure games have never been banned before - as a schoolboy, there were loads of games my father wasn't allowed to play on school grounds.
What the fuck is this - you claim that in the 50s it was better because everyone was better behaved/disciplined, but then you flag it up as a time of greater freedoms?
- the banning of conkers (u now have to wear goggles)
Yes, I'm sure that's written into international law. Do you mean in school rules? Go and play it in the woods then! What sort of sad fuck plays conkers in the playground? For me it was all about going to the woods for conkers and a smoke.
- the song chinese japanese dirty knees what are these!
Another classic lost to tyranny, just like Shostakovich.
- being called a racist for having a england flag? your not a racist (but your probably a chav)
Sigh.
- man holes now called PEOPLE HOLES??!
Sigh.
- snowmen now called SNOW PEOPLE??! sorry i forgot they had feelings
I think you've forgotten that about everyone, dipshit.
-i no there are SO many more, just add them on the wall when something winds you up!
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