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ONLY NICE THINGS
02:34 / 17.06.05
Batman and The Dream of Horses is excellent stuff.

It's not been collected, but MacGuyver's Batman recommendation hits the mark.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
03:44 / 17.06.05
This is still making me laugh! Mordant - "the Daddy"- Carnival tope guay from here:

"There, there, paranoidwriter. Go to sleep, tiny dancer.

I'm going to be saying that all week, I know it.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
03:52 / 17.06.05
TWO dragons!
 
 
Benny the Ball
09:06 / 20.06.05
"Open in new window, mr college computer...eh...eh...internet explorer? What...brokened."

from Legba Rex in the Urgh! Fuck... thread. This really made me chuckle for some reason.
 
 
Chiropteran
18:00 / 20.06.05
Right, I think by the rules of this thread, we have to have an argument now. What do you fancy arguing about?

velvetvader lets the cat out of the bag.
 
 
gridley
02:05 / 21.06.05
When Paranoidwriter suggested how nice it would have been if the black Weakest Link contestant had helped the oh so crushworthy Captain Jack fight the Daleks, Ganesh responded with perfect Ganesh-sais-quoi:

"Ah, but then every minority group would want to step in and "help Jack". I know I would."

Who wouldn't?
 
 
odd jest on horn
09:09 / 22.06.05
Haus, in the bdsm thread about what constitutes as BDSM:

If you are having sex without mechanical assistance, but one party is thinking as he or she gently carresses the other "That's right, take my gentle carrrrrrrrrress, you hot little [fishcakes]"

I shall have to be extremely careful not to blurt that out during mechanically unassisted sex in the near future.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
14:49 / 22.06.05
Our FlowersLady, telling it like it is:-

I liked both the Narnia books and LoTR as a kid, but fell out of love with Narnia in my teenage years when I discovered nylon, lipstick and boys. True story.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
07:26 / 23.06.05
Am I the only guy who thinks Deathstroke was trying too hard, though? I mean, when your supervillain name is 'Deathstroke', you're not really giving us any new information by adding the phrase 'the Terminator.'

Velvetvader makes a very good point.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:37 / 01.07.05
The The Qabalistic Aviary thread is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. You have to read the whole thing to get the full effect, but here's some highlights:

Gypsy Lantern: I was secretly hoping that you were actually going to make this Quabalisstic aviary. Some mad contraption in your garage with loads of old bird cages filled with different species all connected together in the shape of the Tree of Life...

electric monk & son: Were I a younger man with access to the old sculpture studio, I surely would. I can just hear my professor now:

"Mr. Monk!"

"Yes?"

"What in blue hell is this?"

"A Qabalisitc Aviary, Mr. Richmond."

"Why is it shitting all over my floor?"

"That's the Qlippot, sir."

"Make sure it gets cleaned up."


As it stands, I may work up some type of graphic to illustrate this Tree.


walking in circles: Taxidermy? or perhaps maybe the feathers?

Gypsy Lantern: Cop out. You either rent warehouse space and construct a vast, insanely intricate, living, squawking, fully interactive aviary representation of the Otz Chim manifested through birdlife, or I suggest this thread should be moved to the conversation. You know it makes sense. If you build it, they will come...

Unless we're talking about combining this idea with the themes under discussion in the falcon cloak thread, and actually make yourself a feather-based version of the Quabalistic aviary in the form of a spectacular costume that you can wear...

Chicken feather slippers...A dove feather hat... A parrot print necktie representing the horrors of the Abyss...
 
 
electric monk
12:50 / 01.07.05
My first appearance in Barbequotes! Bless ya, Mordant.
 
 
Smoothly
21:34 / 05.07.05
Makosi is shrewd. She has a gameteplan.

Xoc in the BB6 thread. Puns! Good puns; you can't beat 'em.
If there's anyone not reading that thread...
 
 
Bed Head
15:55 / 07.07.05
Not yer average jokey witty puntastic barbelith barbequote, but this post from flyboy is great.

I think it's quite important that Londoners etc who understand and care about the global political situation get on record quite early and say: this changes nothing.

Because there has sometimes been a tendency for American neo-consevrative commentators, respectable middle-class English Zionists, and so on, to say "wait until the bombs start going off in your country/city, then you'll change your tune!"

No. I still feel exactly the same way about the war on Iraq, the illegal occupation of Palestine, the propagation of Islamophobia by the UK and US governments and media, the need to oppose ID cards and racist immigration policies, the need for the mass murderer Blair to be brought to account, etc. If anything, it's only strengthened my resolve.


A good counter to a couple of ghastly statements by Blair and Bush, in which they quite blatantly attempted to spin this thing their way, even before the facts are in or all the bodies have been counted. Bastards.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
09:28 / 08.07.05
Xoc That Brian Paddick's a shag, isn't he?

Goodness Gracious Meme I think I want to marry him. You can use him for sex, tho'.

From the 'Inappropriate Responses...' thread.
 
 
pomegranate
22:17 / 08.07.05
haus, on point as usual: (you may have to read most of the sodding thread to get it, tho')


The bulk of the rest of my records are J.S. Bach

That's just Saxon-for-Profit.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
14:18 / 10.07.05
Also, from watching this, Buffy & Angel, and reading his X-Men, it occurs to me that, with or without the pop-cultural trappings, Mr Whedon writes dialogue the way Kevin Smith thinks he writes dialogue. Mr Smith is sadly mistaken.

Le Stoat, making me grin.
 
 
Baz Auckland
23:47 / 10.07.05
A Double Stoatie, but well deserved for this in the ICE thread...

Oh, and my other objection- what if you're a painfully hip character from a painfully hip comic or something, and you actually KNOW someone called ICE? And what if they're the last person on Earth you'd want contacted in case of emergency? Like they've got a contract on your special superduper cybercorneas or something, and way dodgy underworld connections and guns and stuff, and they know the secret that could CONDEMN YOUR FAMILY TO DEATH or at the very least A BRUTAL MINDWIPING?

...it's just me, isn't it?


Believe it or not, I think it's a good idea.

That ICE guy's a cunt, anyway. Why the fuck would you have his number?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
07:42 / 11.07.05
Ha! I'd like to add I nearly came back to add that one as well but, y'know, I didn't want to look overzealous.
 
 
Bill Posters
16:36 / 11.07.05
Ms Triplets: Terrorists = the trolls of the real.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
22:14 / 11.07.05
Seth in the jobs thread:

"I'm a dolphin trainer, using an array of incentive and torture based methodologies. I have a second job as an ass model."

Nice work if you can get it ...
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
00:15 / 12.07.05
Whisky Priestess typing about what we do for love, here. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the following just perfect for the 1000th Barbequote?

"Also, I'm not sure it's a question of being asked to do the things you do for your SO, or to make sacrifices or whatever. I think you just do those things - almost without thinking, sometimes - because you know it will make that other person's life easier or better or happier; end of story.

If you can only feel validated or appreciated if you shove your "sacrifices" in your SO's face or constantly remind them of all the things you've done for them, then damn, you're doing it for reasons that have nothing to do with love or even affection. Beholden is not a good thing to be, particularly inadvertently, and particularly in the context of "love" relationships."


Good advice for all manner of relationships, don't you think?
 
 
Ganesh
07:55 / 12.07.05
Yeah. If Jesus really loved me, he'd shut up about the Cross.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:44 / 12.07.05
If Jesus really loved me, he'd shut up about the Cross.

Ganesh. A couple of centimetres up.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
12:31 / 12.07.05
Yeah, talk about emotional blackmail:

"I died for you. And you can't even put the top back on the toothpaste ..."
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
15:07 / 12.07.05
And stop biting your nails. You know how much that winds me up.
 
 
Jack The Bodiless
20:51 / 12.07.05
Seth in the jobs thread: "I'm a dolphin trainer, using an array of incentive and torture based methodologies. I have a second job as an ass model." Nice work if you can get it ...

No, dude! Ass is another word for donkey!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:29 / 13.07.05
What, does he appear in Which Donkey? puff-pieces, draped decoratively across Dobbin?
 
 
Sax
10:33 / 13.07.05
"It's definitely a "dong". Weird thing -- Strato's emblem is *also* a "dong," (pronounced the same way)... but with the addition of that little stem to the right, it means "wood"... "

Unintentional cock-related analysis from grant in the Shining Knight thread in Comics.
 
 
Liger Null
22:09 / 13.07.05
Knock ourself out. Don't use a knife, just bang your head superhard. Then you'll wake up feelin' fresh as a daisy! A lazy daisy, but a daisy nonetheless, or nonethemore, a daisy who would milk a whore, a daisy who would skip his chores, oh daisy daisy, gimme more.
Daisy daisy in the sky,
make a sandwhich add some rye,
maybe we'd like apple pie,
daisy daisy never die


-from Jack, our Lord and Savior, in the "Unrequited whatever..." thread.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
09:49 / 15.07.05
Big Brother housemates, Xoc is not amused:

Do something, you dreary numbskulls! Re-enact the Lord of the Flies with Craig as Piggy. Anything!

Made me spit tea all over the place, you bugger.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
12:24 / 15.07.05
"It was mainly just oral and bloodplay"

Alex, offline, describes his relationship with his father.
 
 
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16:00 / 15.07.05
This entire post by Mordant Carnival in the Oh. Ok. thread. Just. The imagery.
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
20:39 / 15.07.05
Ganesh in the WiFi thread: Hello, Xoc. You're my wifi naoww...

Class.
 
 
I'm Rick Jones, bitch
15:35 / 18.07.05
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns:

AAAAGGGHHHHHH HATE YOU FUCKING CUNTS HATE HATE HATE

FUCKING HAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON GET ANGRY, YOU CAN DO IT PUSSIES. THAT'S IT PRICK, YEAH YOU, YOU ON THE FUCKING COMPUTER GET SOME FIRE IN YA BELLY YOU BIG YELLOW TIT!!!!

LETS GET PROPER FUCKED OFF!!!
 
 
Ganesh
19:49 / 18.07.05
LOL etc.
 
  

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