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Triplets

22:03 / 18.07.05

*stops singing*

Apparently Science has taken four potatoes for his evening meal, leaving nine potatoes to be shared among the other housemates. Science being Science, any attempt to suggest that this is unfair is met with shouty-shouty grade 1 shoutiness, making me want to stab my 'phone repeatedly until Shouty McShouty is outy.

*sings*

I can fee-eed the family for £9.99

Hey, who nee-eeds fucking vit-a-mins?

The fact that Ganesh isn't writing a BB column in a paper somewhere makes me weep.

ONLY NICE THINGS

20:23 / 19.07.05

Yeah, next time (although let's hope there isn't one) smash the window, rescue the dog. Then smash all the other bits of the car that are smashable. Set light to any that aren't. Then maybe once all the exploding and stuff's finished, wee on it. Twice, if you can manage twice.

Stoatie's advice on how to deal with dogs left in hot cars.

Warewullf

19:27 / 20.07.05

-Nothing as you know it will ever be the same again. Truly. You'll go downstairs, your front door will open the wrong way, your doormat will be made of human hair, the postman will be Wil Wheaton...

Bizunth's predicts the ramifications of Infinite Crisis.

Mourne Kransky

19:49 / 20.07.05

Whisky Priestess, slashtastic in the BB6 thread:

Craig: "Anthony ... just stay here with me ... just a few more seconds - will you hold my hand?"

Anthony: "Ye - ye're - oh man I cannae tek this! I'm no fookin' gay, aall reet?!"

Craig: *little death rattle*

I'm sore laughing.

Quantum

14:23 / 21.07.05

What's that you say? The Democrats are rolling over and not putting up a fight as the North American political 'mainstream' lurches even further to the right? Well I never!

Flyboy eschews use of the %sarcasm punctuation% in the US Supreme Court nomination of John Roberts thread. I laughed.

Whisky Priestess

15:29 / 21.07.05

Ex in the Inappropriate Responses thread, telling it like it should be:

People I Don't Know Are Trying to Kill Me

MeatLoaf-style Subtitle: ....And People Who Have Known Me For Years Are Telling Them Where I Live.

_Boboss

08:10 / 22.07.05

'If I have to start drinking in the Cantaloupe then the terrorists have DEFINITELY won'

Bombs. Commuting. Pleasure. The Stoat. REALITEH.

Shrug

21:01 / 22.07.05

fuckbaked:
If I were a sweet....I'd be a sweet person. I'd be really nice and caring, and everyone would know I was really nice and caring, and I'd totally change the world and rid it of all the evilness. I'd be really sweet, and the world would be a really sweet place because of me. But I'm not sweet, not really. I'm selfish and apathetic. I'm a block of tofu that demands to be cooked with foods that have flavor, so that I'll have flavor, because really, I don't taste like much at all.

astro jax:
you really find life opaque, don't you f.b...

have a jelly baby

All of the above made me smile if only wryly.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

14:14 / 23.07.05

Legba Rex Once when playing Age Of Empires my village had been invaded by Viking beserkers. They'd come east through the valley and come straight in to my farming area. They were in a perfect position to kill all my villagers.

Then they suddenly stopped. Wow, I thought. They've refused to kill innocent villagers.

Actually my computer had just frozen but still.

Strangely moving.

15:26 / 26.07.05

Ganesh in the infamous Big Brother thread: I do think there's gentleness involved, though, in that Anthony doesn't simply resort to non-verbal means of establishing/reinforcing the boundaries of the relationships eg. positioning Craig's head in the Diary Room doorway and repeatedly slamming the door until cerebrospinal leakage ensues.

It's the way the imagery just sort of sneaks up on you out of the midst of the slightly technical psych analysis.

mondo a-go-go

21:39 / 26.07.05

zeus is mah boyeee, jesus is mah man.
i dont wanna see them fight!!
it'll be like that christmas when we all took PCP and went to watch mudwrestling!

toksik, in the latest Lateshift

Sax

11:12 / 27.07.05

From the Seven Soldiers thread in Comics, this exchange proves that some of us really should get out more:

Kirk Ultra: I also noticed that the Whip is biting herself and making herslef bleed on pages 9 and 10.

Jack Fear: Don't think so... I think she's finding that a tooth has been knocked loose in her previous fight, and is bleeding from the mouth because of it. (Evidence: she's on the phone to her dentist's office in the last panel of page 11.)

The Chao Goes Mu: AAAHH! I never got that panel, I assumed a "CAP" was some kind of DCU superhero transport thingy.

mondo a-go-go

22:15 / 27.07.05

Kit-Cat: "Being sexy is only a staging post on the route to being authentic."

WORD.

Quantum

08:19 / 28.07.05

mostly it is perceived power that attracts female humans to males astrojax 69

Now *that's* quality. Written with a completely straight face I assume. I'm off to get some Perceived Power aftershave from Lynx, thank goodness all that psychological research was completely wrong. Now I don't have to worry about that pesky 'personality' handicap that's been hampering my success.

Come and get me human females!!! w00t!

Whisky Priestess

08:32 / 28.07.05

/threadrot/

But a forceful personality will make human females perceive you as powerful ...

Quantum

09:07 / 28.07.05

..and then they'll *mostly* be attracted to me, hurrah! Never mind my odious habits and plain appearance, a bold approach (and maybe becoming President) and I'm away!

Loomis

09:19 / 28.07.05

It worked for Clinton. Why not you?

iamus

12:00 / 28.07.05

Are we really having a discussion about whether scratching your arse is a magical act?

GL, in the "Talk to the Cynic" Temple thread.

Triplets

10:58 / 31.07.05

Lord knows how Bill Cosby can speak in parantheses, but I wish I could. I'd do it all the time.

The linguymnast, Tuna Ghost, over in the Head Shop.

Hieronymus

04:11 / 03.08.05

MJ-12 on the comic book portraying G. Gordon Liddy as a cyborg hero of conservatives:

Does anyone else find it a little sad that they're pinning their hopes on Liddy, a man incapable of carrying out a burgulary of the type regulary performed by fifteen year old crack addicts?

Priceless.

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:31 / 03.08.05

It's already been well-established that trying to reason with you is like trying to play poker with a squirrel.

A little rude from Flyboy, but is this not the most adorable mental image you've ever had? Tiny squizzle, hunched behind cards half the size of itself propped up by its bushy tail, making little chittering noises and casting piercing glances around the table with its black, beady eyes...

illmatic

13:58 / 03.08.05

Paranoidwriter, at his evening job?

paranoidwriter waves hello

14:00 / 03.08.05

Nice.

ONLY NICE THINGS

14:12 / 03.08.05

Mesdames, Messieurs, rien ne va plus.

Got any nuts?

■

15:58 / 03.08.05

I thought it was a touch harsh, but I did like it.

All Acting Regiment

20:08 / 03.08.05

Money $hot does as ze says on the tin:

As soon as you think the bottom of the barrel is finally reached, someone smashes through and finds a whole new barrel underneath.

Lord Morgue

10:17 / 04.08.05

Anyone want infecting?

Sax, in the Zombie thread, on hir character in Urban Dead becoming a zombie. Could this be the pick-up line of the 21st century?

Eloi Tsabaoth

12:32 / 04.08.05

Sax is on fire!

In the 'Sex and Foreplay Forum' thread:

Besides, I'd always be starting threads and finishing them too soon.

And, this geeky treat in the 'Marvel Mythology' thread:

Who would have predicted thirty years ago that we would ever have a purple man in the White House?

+#'s, - names

14:42 / 04.08.05

Benny the Ball posting I see Brian Peppers as MODOK has fueled my nightmares for days now.

ONLY NICE THINGS

14:57 / 04.08.05

Cluster B personality disorders mean never having to say you're sorry.

Words to live by from Ganesh.

Warewullf

15:18 / 04.08.05

Hey, you beat me! I was just going to quote that...

Chiropteran

16:13 / 04.08.05

Sax again, wouldn't you know?

I find that the internet has taken away a great joy of mine, to wit, spending hours and hours looking through second hand bookshops. Well, taken away in the way that the Heffalump took away Pooh's honey.

Keith, like a scientist

19:47 / 04.08.05

Ms. Triplets on Authority: Revolution:

"I fucking like how everyone fucking swears like a cocksucking motherfucker, motherfucker!"

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:27 / 05.08.05

Fairweather Nihilist, in the unicycle vs smack thread: I bought a Unicyclist the other day, turned out to be cut with Juggler and Human Statue.

8===>Q: alyn

23:29 / 05.08.05

MacGyver, same thread:

"This is too important a topic for Barbelith alone. Maybe you could write about it in your blog."

Burn!

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