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mondo a-go-go

11:58 / 17.08.05

"they probably think I'm wearing a fursuit"

I read that as "they probably think I'm wearing a ficsuit" and was about to say, "but, aren't most people on here wearing ficsuits?"

Lord Morgue

12:05 / 17.08.05

Actually, I'm exactly like this in person. Ask any of my workmates who've heard my Darth Vader Pimp impression though a cardboard tube. On the upside, when I walk past our store's deli, I am now greeted by a chorus of Thai and Indonesian girls hollering "WHO IS YOUR DADDY?". So, y'know, that's cool.

Haus of Mystery

13:47 / 17.08.05

Being possessed means never having to say your sorry.

Illmatic, over in the Hip Hop thread in Music. Check it out, if only to witness someone talking about themselves in the third person, page after page.

Spaniel

13:48 / 17.08.05

Bruno loves Bruno

Goodness Gracious Meme

14:58 / 17.08.05

I *heart* Money $hot:

Robert...Anton...Wilson...

Nope, never heard of him. Does he write for the Guardian?

Triplets

11:30 / 18.08.05

He is carrying a pike (not the fish).

How does Flyboy always know what I'm going to say?

Quantum

12:51 / 18.08.05

Seth's response to the RAW post-

No. He's just the occult equivalent of This is Spinal Tap.

Hah! 'My gnosis goes all the way up to ELEVEN, man!'

iamus

23:57 / 18.08.05

Fairweather Nihilist in the Seven Soldiers thread:

Actually, it's:
Solomon Grundy
Born on a Monday
Took him for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday
Died on Sunday

Yeah.

Sekhmet

12:50 / 19.08.05

Ah. That would be The Cheshire Cheese that's just round the corner from The Cheshire Cheese, wouldn't it? I spent at least an hour drinking alone in the wrong pub before the barman, noticing I looked a bit lost, told me there was ANOTHER one...
...and I kept banging my head on the celing going down the stairs.

Stoatie made me spit bagel all over my keyboard. There's something terribly British about this.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

23:33 / 19.08.05

From Illmatic's birthday party, towards the end of the night:

Random Guy #1 (standing on a table): "I have a small penis!"
Random Guy #2 (also on a table, this was after a few other assenting cries of challenge rang out): "I have a bigger penis!"
(more cries of derission and assent ring out)
Sleazenation (Hollaring): "No, I'M Spartacus!"

Man...I'm still laughing at that. God only knows why.

Quantum

08:39 / 20.08.05

I suspect with Haus you'd have to masticate energetically.

Xoc reveals too much interest in cannibalism in the Meat thread, and also made me double take and re-read 'masticate' obviously.

All Acting Regiment

17:07 / 20.08.05

Withiel:

Goose-hymens.

Giggles McSchmiggles!

Regrettable Juvenilia

11:48 / 23.08.05

jbsay - that was so silly that Barbelith is about to be witness to something highly unusual; Nick-for-Marx.

After that, and the following paragraphs, let Barbelith also be witness to Flyboy-for-Nick! Go Nick!

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:15 / 23.08.05

And speaking of jbsays, his somewhat von Mises reaction to the raiding by armed police of a licensed rave in Utah:

For the record, the system didn't fuck up. That's the way it's supposed to work. That's what happens when people trivialize private property. The authorities can do whatever they please. Welcome to communism.

George Walker Bush, Communist. You heard it here first, folks.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

12:14 / 24.08.05

Really, Haus, aren't they ALL communists?

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:27 / 24.08.05

Actually, Bard, yes - in jbsays world no society has ever respected private property enough, and as a result all actual societies have been socialist/communist. Since all societies have also been imperfect, it stands to reason that Communism is wrong, and that Capitalism is therefore by extension right. It's not a very nuanced position, buut he will be happy to PM you some links to the word of von Mises to support it.

Triplets

13:31 / 24.08.05

But if all societies have/are/been communist then capitalism has never actually been tested. Haus you need to explain this I mean come on really.

Persephone

13:36 / 24.08.05

Astrojax, in the I May Never Eat Meat Again thread:

no-one said anything about coconut meat yet. this too is delicious. does that make one a cocovore?

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:37 / 24.08.05

But if all societies have/are/been communist then capitalism has never actually been tested. Haus you need to explain this I mean come on really.

Oh, so you'd like to have your house burgled and your dog molested?

Evil Scientist

13:38 / 24.08.05

Who wouldn't?

Regrettable Juvenilia

13:39 / 24.08.05

Triplets,

All the ANSWERS you need can be found HERE.

Yours tenderly,

Von Mises

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

17:16 / 24.08.05

Oh, so you'd like to have your house burgled and your dog molested?

Do the Reds HAVE to molest my dog? I like that dog. I know its against what the Great Leader says...I know its wrong. I'm a bad, bad Communist. I'll have to put in more hours at the tractor factory, but not oo many, before they send me away to a gulag.

Remember: In Old Country, road forks you.

Smoothly

20:01 / 24.08.05

Business class does surprisingly good unagi donburi.

Thanks to Bard for making me spray Chateauneuf du Pape all over my PowerBook.

ONLY NICE THINGS

20:22 / 24.08.05

Dude

■

21:09 / 24.08.05

MMmmmm. Dental dams for iBooks.

Goodness Gracious Meme

21:39 / 24.08.05

It’s a kind of Georgie Pillson thing.

Apt, and beautiful. I think I may have to barbecrush BedHead.

40%

10:42 / 29.08.05

I can't quite explain what I love so much about this:

I like Batman. I hope his DVDs never end.

What's a DVD?

(From Solitaire Rose)

Tuna Ghost: Pratt knot hero

21:10 / 30.08.05

Baz asks in the shockingly large animals thread Giant Anteaters? How big are they?

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering answers

Enormous.

To Ants.

Indeed.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

20:22 / 31.08.05

Legba Rex, in the Urgh Fuck thread...

I'm angry because I need to read listings better.

E.G.

What The Ramones Did For Us. Great TV Program cool! I'll alter my schedule and everything. Now I'm sitting down with a korma waiting to see a program about ace rock band.

Eh?

Romans?

Fuck you, Adam Hart Davis! Fuck you to hell! Yeah!

Well no, not really. Actually I respect the man, and it was genuinely interesting to see a recreation of Roman bread, Roman milk, Roman fire engines etc.

Just I was expecting the Ramones, see.

Mazarine

03:46 / 01.09.05

And later on:

XX, XX, XXIV hours to go
I wanna be se-na-tor

See, Stoatie, you took it and ran with it, and amused the hell out of me.

Quantum

16:57 / 01.09.05

..if I initiate pleasant smalltalk with a possibly-homophobic colleague without wearing my 'I AM TEH GAY' t-shirt, I am interfering with his free will..

A little snippet of Ganesh. I want pics of the shirt!

odd jest on horn

23:09 / 01.09.05

I want a linky! Google won't find it for a week, most likely.

Char Aina

23:44 / 01.09.05

temple.
free will thread.

Quantum

12:02 / 03.09.05

Here it is. Picture an Elephant with many arms and bling in a skinny fit Tee with big white letters I AM TEH GAY and you will be reading my mind (In My Mind the trunked one wears lycra cycling shorts and lime trainers for some reason. You probably didn't need to know that.)

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

17:00 / 03.09.05

Its because of the weird vibrations of your house, Quantum. Or your haus.

Its what you get from living in Brighton.

And the phrase I was thinking of was CLEARLY Elephants from Denmark.

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