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ONLY NICE THINGS

08:43 / 07.08.05

I think the fact that it is largely unknown in the States helps me out. I hate watching things other people like, y'know? I never even watch TV aside from cartoons. Can't stand the stuff. I need to watch DVDs and tapes from other countries for some reason. Part of me needs to be that guy you worry about who shows you strange things unavailable anywhere else (I've introduced ppl to Dr Who, Sapphire and Steel, Blakes7, Invisibles, Father Ted and LOG, which gives you the idea of the ppl I hang with). If I lived somewhere where ppl quoted the shows I liked I'd promptly stop watching.

Mister Six puts together the prospectus for the Barbelith Visual Arts course.

In Selfawaria, bipolar gayers are swimming for their lives.

Ganesh brings out the apocalyptic consequences of Craig.

40%

20:20 / 07.08.05

Smoothly Weaving's entry in Colemanballs:

I don’t want to overstate the case...but I think there’s a tendency for catastrophic derailment

[From the sex forum thread]

Triplets

13:12 / 08.08.05

Imagine it: a row of bungalows separated from the road in front of them by a steep, grassy slope (down from bungalows to road, a narrow path between the front gardens and the slope). No driveways, and no parking on the road! If any of the bungalow-dwelling pensioners here were to be dropped off by car or taxi they would have to scramble up this 60-degree rampart like a celtic marauder trying to overcome a fortified embankment. Excellent!

I heart Saveloy. All fucking heart.

ONLY NICE THINGS

14:02 / 08.08.05

I'm sorry. I feel bad, really I do, but a casual look at the Big Brother thread unearthed a gem. It may have been Barbequoted already - I can't bear to look...

I know that the Big Brother television program is not the same as a Nazi atrocity; you don't need to tell me that

I've just come.

ONLY NICE THINGS

13:42 / 09.08.05

I believe in a Britain of of long shadows on county grounds, warm beer, invincible green suburbs, dog lovers and old maids bicycling to holy communion through the morning mist, heaviness, voodoo, and anticapitalist science. Word, most indupitably.

Not me again raps in the style of John Major. It's coming out red.

Lord Morgue

14:07 / 09.08.05

I spent 50 actions points searching in one police station and ended up with about 70 bullets, a shotgun and shells and a new flak jacket. I'm like Liefield's Cable, but with less than 80 teeth!

Zombie hunter Ms. Triplets, in the Urban Dead thread in Games.
I hear zhe will be joining Doom Force soon...

Keith, like a scientist

02:11 / 10.08.05

Nina could be talking about 80% of the board in the meatspace topic:

"Look, I've witnessed a real life barbelith argument and it was about who was the coolest Transformer, so I wouldn't worry about that if I was you."

Forget what the "that" was in the statement, but it doesn't really matter.

Yes, Soundwave.

Regrettable Juvenilia

11:21 / 10.08.05

The 20 prolific posters Nina talks about might well prefer to keep these kinds of conversations in the pub, where they more traditionally belong

Smoothly hits the nail on the head: some of us do feel more at home propping up the bar in the Dog and Monkey...

Quantum

17:17 / 10.08.05

I'm not really a racist or homophobic, but would posting stuff like that get me banned? Sypha Naddon

I'm not really cuttingly cruel but if I mock you hard enough will you go away?

Scrambled Password Bogus Email

17:19 / 10.08.05

Could someone explain what the moist fuck is going on?

Oh happy day! Flowers : I LOVE YOU.

Whisky Priestess

07:39 / 11.08.05

Sypha's farewell message to the Barb ... almost:

I have an, um, impulsive personality, so, uh, really, like, um, it's the only solution.

WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK

Had I been drinking lemonade at the time, it would have fizzed out of my nose.

Not Here Still

08:14 / 11.08.05

In the Meatspace thread:

Ganesh: Xoc claims I am starting to sound English...

Xoc: He has lost control of his vowels.

I keep picturing you two as Morecambe and Wise now...

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:57 / 11.08.05

Maybe all the psychoactive newts were brewed to death by crazed Norse mead priests.--Bard.

Still laughing.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

17:31 / 11.08.05

Someone needs to get all Venn on her ass.

Deva... Harry... Ounce of... Thread. She speaks... The Truth.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

17:38 / 11.08.05

Thesedays big business and old game dev are crashing together, kind of like a supertanker running very slowly into a cheesecake.-Sylph (now "rising and revolving")

A simile I will not soon forget.

Whisky Priestess

23:51 / 11.08.05

PW: I've known pain! Pain you can never know! The wind howls, the cries of a thousand tattered souls! Blackest woe betide tonight!

Ganesh: Care to provide some anecdotes?

PW: WTF ARE YOU ATTACKING ME? *runs off to write prose with a purple pen*

Arf. Triplets takes no prisoners when it comes to "whatever tough love means" ...

Goodness Gracious Meme

11:09 / 12.08.05

Seth, in the Bigbeat thread:

When exactly did I turn into Byron Bitchlaces?

I'm not sure, but if he didn't exist, it would be neccessary to invent him.

Lord Morgue

12:10 / 12.08.05

This is kind of the absence of a quote, but I'd just like to state for the record how proud I am to be associated with a forum that can have a thread titled "Sex with foxes", and not mention the word "yiff" ANYWHERE in that thread. I heart you guys.

8===>Q: alyn

12:32 / 12.08.05

I don't know what "yiff" means, Lord Morque. Can you explain it to me?

Ganesh

18:45 / 12.08.05

Smoothly's synonym for 'heterosexual male':

todger-dodger

I am so stealing that...

Smoothly

22:33 / 12.08.05

Oh do, I stole it myself. And off lesbians.

Ganesh

22:38 / 12.08.05

Pfft. Gaygiarists...

Lord Morgue

01:23 / 13.08.05

It's supposedly onomatopoeia for the sound an arctic fox makes when in heat. It is also an acronym and a verb among the furry communities... (choke)
The end is near. I hear a noise at the door, as of some immense furry body lumbering against it. It shall not find me. God, that hand! The window! The window!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

01:40 / 13.08.05

If you just sit down and make a cup of tea, it'll go away.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:42 / 13.08.05

an acronym and a verb among the furry communities...

Morgue, how do you know this?

Morgue?

8===>Q: alyn

01:43 / 13.08.05

Interesting, my friend. Where do you learn these things?!?

Triplets

02:10 / 13.08.05

See what got me, was that I went to barbequote Morgue... but I was already inside the thread!

God! Non-eucthreadean terrors abound!

Saveloy

09:12 / 13.08.05

Our Lady:

B-but, doesn't the Prankster realise he'll get copper neuron disease? Is this one of those public awareness comics? Is the next issue Superman going "If you don't stop smoking Nick O'Teen I'll rip your bottom off!"?

Cooking with gas!

ONLY NICE THINGS

09:19 / 13.08.05

Morgue, if you want to stop hearing furries talk, stop hanging out with furries. It's that simple.

Bard: One-Man Humaton Hoedown

09:20 / 13.08.05

God, that hand! The window! The window!

The window's too late, mate. Best to grab the shotgun and start firing blindly into the center of that immense vinyl, PVC, and cheap polyester furred mass. Its so big you cannot miss. God speed.

Lord Morgue

14:03 / 13.08.05

But Haus, they're the only ones who'll talk to me. I'm such a hairy bastard they probably think I'm wearing a fursuit.

Quantum

14:03 / 15.08.05

i was very drunk and stumbling out of a Death in June concert (don't ask) a few months back, and i started talking to this crazy bald chick.

turned out it was Barbelith's very own Rage.

she said she wanted to meet Haus in person so she could kick him in the balls.

Dizfactor gets Raged! I laughed out loud! I still miss Rage!

Lord Morgue

04:10 / 17.08.05

Batman should always be alone in winter, meet a Robin in spring, lose Robin by the start of Fall, and begin alone again with the schoolyear.
Chad, in D.C. Universe Surgery.

Spring is sprung
sprung is spriz
I wonder where the birdie is
Some say the bird is on the wing
I say the wing is on the bird

Eloi Tsabaoth

09:54 / 17.08.05

I have to nominate the entire 'Text Adventure Emulator #1' thread for the care and attention Flyboy has put into being 'the computer' (I refuse ever to use the word teh). His answers are prompt and well written, and the whole section with Ludacris is surprisingly touching.

Alex's Grandma

10:16 / 17.08.05

Agreed. In a very real sense, Flyboy's putting his career, home life and dreams of future literary success on the line for us guys in that thread - It is very beautiful.

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