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The Scum have a list of dos and don't's that Danielle was given by her agent and highlight that amongst the don'ts she was warned not to be racist. You do have to wonder exactly why the agent thought it necessary to spell this out, when they don't include other helpful ideas like "don't be nasty to the poof".
Yes - bit odd, that. After all, if someone wasn't racist, why would you warn them against it? It's sort of like, I dunno, Cliff Richards' agent warning him not to get his cock out* - you wouldn't think there'd be any need.
I, of course, have a theory.
When Danielle was stripped of her Miss Great Britain title (for giving Judge Teddy Sheringham a different sort of diving header than what he was used to), the title went to one Preethi Desai. Miss Desai, as you will be able to guess, is Asian. One can imagine that, in the black and twisted heart that beats in Danielle's skinny, artificially inflated chest, a seed of bitterness has perhaps flowered into full blown racism.
FWIW, I've seen Preethi Desai interviewed on telly yesterday and she's so much prettier than Danielle it's like they're not even members of the same species. Sheringham must have had one hell of a casting vote.
(* and, yes, at this very moment what I so desperately want to see is Cliff Richard on CBB, running around the house with his pork sword hanging out and screaming 'gettalookatthisyouBASTARDS!'. Once again, the programme in my head is better than the one in real life) |
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