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Celebrity Big Brother 2007

 
  

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Smoothly
15:46 / 03.01.07
Hmmm. Looks like a rum bunch this year, with one particularly odd inclusion. I don't want to spoil, but suffice to say you can ignore most of the rumours so far.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:11 / 03.01.07
WILL THIS HOUR NEVER END??? I'm getting the fucking shakes here.
 
 
Ganesh
18:17 / 03.01.07
What is Jermaine's skin made of?

(Not pentapeptides, I'm guessing...)
 
 
Mono
18:17 / 03.01.07
I think it's made of Michael's old skin...
 
 
penitentvandal
18:20 / 03.01.07
So, Jermaine Jackson - how will you cope without your servants?

Oh dear...
 
 
penitentvandal
18:21 / 03.01.07
'Hi, I'm Danielle Llloyd.'

Why, of course you are! Now - exactly how are you a celebrity?
 
 
Spaniel
18:21 / 03.01.07
For those of us unable to watch it, who's on the show this year?
 
 
Ganesh
18:22 / 03.01.07
'Danielle', was it? I was thinking they'd worked out how to hybridise a composite of all the members of Girls Aloud.
 
 
penitentvandal
18:23 / 03.01.07
What, like the Constructicons? That would be worth seeing.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:25 / 03.01.07
OK, so she doesn't exactly strike me as the world's most fantastic person, but surely it's a bit early for the crowd to start booing?
 
 
penitentvandal
18:26 / 03.01.07
BTW, when did Davina join the Psi Corps?
 
 
Ganesh
18:26 / 03.01.07
Ken Russell? Fuck.
 
 
Tom Paine's Bones
18:27 / 03.01.07
Christ, out of the corner of my eye I thought we had Michael Winner for a second. Be still my beating heart.
 
 
penitentvandal
18:27 / 03.01.07
If it means some Devils of Lodoun style goings-on in there, I'm game.
 
 
Ganesh
18:29 / 03.01.07
He's about 102. He could die in there.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:31 / 03.01.07
Wow. He's fucking wankered.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:34 / 03.01.07
[Gothic]Is there no escape from this MAAADHOOOOUUUUSSSE??[/Gothic]
 
 
penitentvandal
18:34 / 03.01.07
'Danielle thinks Winston Churchill was America's first black leader...'

Just how? How? How is that possible?
 
 
Ganesh
18:36 / 03.01.07
Just how? How? How is that possible?

'Tis the Lair of the White WAG. Anything's possible.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:37 / 03.01.07
This is great already.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:38 / 03.01.07
DAMN. Couldn't they have got Hannah?
 
 
Ganesh
18:39 / 03.01.07
"Love/hate", "emotional rollercoaster". There ain't no cliché like an S-Club cliché.

Jo seems okay, generally.
 
 
Ganesh
18:40 / 03.01.07
Wouldn't it be topical if she were breeding BABY-EATING DEVILLL DOGS? Ken could direct it.
 
 
penitentvandal
18:43 / 03.01.07
But I mean...surely you don't need to make an especial study of history to get a general idea of who Winston Churchill was. I mean, he's part of the national consciousness...I mean, I'm not expecting her to know he was a twat to the suffragettes or that he wrote articles about there being a worldwide Jewish conspiracy or that he was once buggered by Ivor Novello or anything, but surely she should at least have some vague notion of him being a rotund British chap with a funny voice who was something to do with the war? Apparently not.

If I was in there, I would just shit her up about history all the time. 'Yeah, so, Hereward the Wake, he ran the English resistance when the country was invaded by the Nazis...then Henry VIII formed the Knights Templar and beat them off...and Hitler was strangled in his bunker by Clint Eastwood...'
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:43 / 03.01.07
LEO MOTHERFUCKING SAYER.
 
 
Ganesh
18:43 / 03.01.07
Hmm, now Leo Sayer feels like Classic CBB fare. Faded yesteryear, etc.
 
 
Ganesh
18:44 / 03.01.07
He has thunder in his heart, and depressed people make him feel really positive.
 
 
penitentvandal
18:45 / 03.01.07
Crowd are a sweary bunch this year, it would seem, if the sudden silences are anything to go by.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:46 / 03.01.07
Wow. That's TOTALLY Leo Sayer.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:47 / 03.01.07
Hey, if Leo wins and gets famous again, then I can start my Leo Slayer tribute band at last!
 
 
penitentvandal
18:48 / 03.01.07
'I think my probem is that I can be too entertaining.'

Leo Sayer is making me think there's a Christopher Guest movie out there missing a main character, to paraphrase someone else on here w/r/t Glynn and Niall Griffiths.
 
 
Ganesh
18:55 / 03.01.07
Ooh, I like Bollywood Diva.

"I put in 200%"
 
 
Ganesh
18:56 / 03.01.07
'Shilpa'?
 
 
Ganesh
18:59 / 03.01.07
Carole 'Right Wing Fuckwad' Malone, innit?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:59 / 03.01.07
BRILLIANT!!!

I don't have to read Carole Malone's fucking column at work next week!

Thank you, Channel 4.
 
  

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