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Celebrity Big Brother 2007

 
  

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Ganesh
22:07 / 25.01.07
Which was awesome!
 
 
Olulabelle
22:10 / 25.01.07
Seconded.

And dudes, I too would be at the window going, "Awesome" if I ever saw any fucking snow, so rare is it these days.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:46 / 25.01.07
Hey, a couple of nights ago I took Sheena for a walk at 4 fucking 30 AM, so awesome is snow. (Well, she'd never seen snow before, and I- rightly- figured it might not be around anymore if we waited till a reasonable hour).
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:47 / 25.01.07
I did say "Oh my GAAAWD" and "AAAWESOME!" a few times, though. Don't think Sheena knew what I meant, but I tried. God, I tried.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:09 / 25.01.07
Aww, I miss Traci now. Those were more innocent days...
 
 
Whisky Priestess
08:10 / 26.01.07
"Crazy" Pete Burns ... now he was a proper moody bastard. Dirk's an amateur by comparison.

I have to say I thought Shilpa was going to lose me over the ice cube task with all her faffing about not touching ice or even cold water for the last seven years - but then Big Brother asked her how it felt to be the fastest licker and she couldn't keep a straight face.

And she had to admit it felt good, but added that she would still never forgive them for making her lick a giant ice cube. It was very cute.

Strangely erotic task, too, I thought.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
08:50 / 26.01.07
Please don't make my daughter the new Jade.

Yes, it seems that Lucy Buchanan's Mum has phoned the Daily Mail to insist that her daughter is not a racist. Despite the fact she said she was. And apologies for the fact that the above is a link to the Daily Mail website, so naturally the comments are of the "complaining about someone saying that we should bring back salvery? It's political correctness gone maaaaaaad!" variety.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
09:55 / 26.01.07
I fucking hate the ignorance of youth.

Last night Jack the Plank, S Club Pramface, and Ex-Sherringham were all bitching about Dirk's fussiness about food.

The man's had prostate cancer you unbelievable fucktards.

I like the way Dirk's cantankerousness stems from the fact that Shilpa, and maybe Germaine aside, he fucking despises the rest of them. The look on his face when Jack tries to form words is priceless.

But it's Pat Butcher Jr who really riles me the most. I'd have beaten her to death with that ice sculpture yesterday. Smoking fags in her dressing gown all day long - disgusting old trout.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
10:24 / 26.01.07
I think you'd find, MacReady, if you stopped to check your facts for even five seconds before making these wild assertions online, that Jo, age 27 according to her BB profile, is in fact a disgusting young-ish trout.

Somewhat troubled by the way the former S Club 7 dog-breeder's being increasingly demonised for the love she has for Jon Player, Marlboro and B&H though, when there are so many other things one could arguably worry about, to do with her being a bitter, small-minded, uninteresting, and basically unrepentant, racy thug.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
10:28 / 26.01.07
That said, if Jo is basicaly auditioning for a bar job at the Queen Vic, then she is, to be fair, going the right way about it.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:30 / 26.01.07
What's wrong with being racy?
 
 
miss wonderstarr
11:02 / 26.01.07
She would be great if they do another of those EastEnders flashback episodes (eg. the one ~ there was probably only ever one ~ where someone from Grange Hill was cast as the schoolgirl WW2 Ethel).
 
 
Alex's Grandma
11:39 / 26.01.07
Well nothing mate, nothing at all.

Racy is good!

What's the matter, can't you get any lead in your pencil no more? Eh?

I bet you're frightened of strong, independent women who own their own stable of prize-winning, pedigree Rottweilers, aren't you?

And I bet you're the kind of bloke who would cower in the corner, like a nonce, when you arrived back home too early from the office while the Ann Summers sales rep was round for a bit of a demonstration of some of the products over gin slings and barbeque in the gated community. The babes from next door, on the millionaire's estate, would be there in the jacuzzi that you were paying for, and they would briefly sink underwater like alligators as you made your broken way to the study. And all those books by the Pet Shop Boys, or whatever his name is.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:44 / 26.01.07
Smoking fags in her dressing gown all day long

Somehow it looks so much better when Bette Davis does it.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:54 / 26.01.07
Indeed, fags in dressing gowns used to be such fun. "You know, Kenneth, I think everything's going to be all right.". Noel Coward cocooned in silk and wreathed in Sobranie smoke.

Jo is a happiness vampire. Whenever she detects joy in the vicinity, she swoops and exsanguinates all pleasure from her victim. while achieving not a scintilla of human warmth herself thereby.

Think there's anything to the rumour that there will be two evictees this evening but only one eviction, in order to minimise the chance of Jo being dismembered by the mob?
 
 
Haus of Mystery
16:14 / 26.01.07
You mean like a human shield?

That's cold man.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:30 / 26.01.07
It'll be interesting. Jo seems hellbent on establishing herself as a personailty, warts and all, in the manner of somebody like Jeremy Clarkson.

Jo doesn't care if you love her or hate her, as long as you're talking about her.

I'm not sure if she's going to apologise to anyone for anything.

But she should.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
16:41 / 26.01.07
Mmm. I really want her to be made to account for her snidey awful behaviour. It would be wrong if just because the Great British Public have had their cathartic 'expose the racist' moment with Jade, Butcher Jr gets away with a light scolding. I'd fucking loathe her to adopt some kind of 'take me as you find me - I say what I mean blah blah..' self-righteouss tone...
Grrr.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
17:30 / 26.01.07
Smoking fags in her dressing gown all day long.

I know. It sounds really sexy, doesn't it? But, y'know, in reality it's not quite the way it should be.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:10 / 26.01.07
Dirk has to stay.

He has to.

Or I'm going postal.
 
 
penitentvandal
19:14 / 26.01.07
Astonishingly, she (Lucy Buchanan) says the Shipwrecked experience is a "chance to meet people from all walks of life."

And offend them, it would seem.

The crowd have booed Jo tonight like she was the second coming of Dennis Nilsen, but worryingly there were also boos for Shilpa and, Mrs V swears, a chant of 'get Shilpa out'.

Who let the dogs in?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:24 / 26.01.07
YES!!!

Dirk's in the final!!!
 
 
penitentvandal
19:35 / 26.01.07
Well, if indeed there was an anti-Shilpa contingent, they seem to have been shushed (hopefully with extreme prejudice, which would be ironic), and the booing for Jo was, if anything, Wagnerian in its scale*. Marvellous.

Also, interesting to see Kerayzee Jane out, probably only a while before she resurfaces somewhere else as 'Tattered Tiara' or something, rewriting history so she gets to shag some kind of millionaire timelord, before being re-united with Kenny as the world bubbles into the supercontext.

*Not that Jo is some kind of Valkyrie Brunnhilde type or anything, though she is surrounded at all times by a poisonous fume.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:13 / 26.01.07
So they've just chucked them out on E4, which is by my reckoning on a delay of just over half an hour, i.e. the actual eviction took place pretty immediately after the announcement (actually the announcement happened in the E4commercial break, and when they came back to the programme it was at the hugging at the foot of the stairs stage).

C4 don't even seem to be attempting to pretend that the eviction is in any way 'live' any more.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:15 / 26.01.07
Plus! Dammit, I was looking forward to Danielle's dawning realisation that she's been dumped by her mealticket boyf. (yes Stoatie, I know I should try and repress such low instincts). And the weeping dark-rooted whiner is still in there, curses.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
20:20 / 26.01.07
Well, they'd already said it was on a time-delay after last year... but I didn't know E4 was still doing live stuff!

DAMN. I missed a lot of that through going out and walking Sheena and ordering a pizza.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:30 / 26.01.07
Don't! I've been to the gym which is why I had E4 on to try and catch the announcement before the eviction programme. Pizza sounds just too good right now.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:38 / 26.01.07
ooh, first rolling out of "that's just the person that I am". stupid cow. can't even see how desperately she needs to retrieve the situation.
 
 
h1ppychick
20:45 / 26.01.07
Sorry to post again. Can I clarify something, if there's anybody out there? The second show started with everyone already in situ in the studio. Did the eviction actually happen live at the end of the first show, with an interval before the interviews, or wasn't the 'eviction' itself even shown on Channel 4?
 
 
penitentvandal
20:49 / 26.01.07
She's actually worse than Jade, in that at least Jade knew to cry; she's just lying and trying to brazen it out. She actually denied making the comment about Indians and chicken - FUCK OFF JO. And 'I laugh when I see something bad'? Funny how your first instinct when shown the footage was to cover your mouth with your hand - like you were guilty about what you'd said and were trying to prevent yourself digging yourself further into the shit with your cancerous jaws. And then sitting watching your best bits laughing your head off - you have no clue.

I will be really disappointed if the public blame Jade for all of this and don't give Jo her share of the evils. And Davina should really be sent to intensive fight club for a period of not less than three months after that interview, it was so soft it was unbelievable. You could actually see the bit where she could have killed Joe, and she let it past:

'You said Indians were thin because they were will because they couldn't cook chicken.'
'Did I?'
'Yes you did, look, footage.'
(shows footage)
'I don't remember saying that.'
'Do you expect us to believe that? That you can't remember saying it? Do you have anterograde amnesia?'
'I didn't mean it in a racist way.'
'Fuck off, you expect me not to believe that was racist?'
'I'm not racist, I have Indian cousins.'
'Bollocks, go read a book on logic. You said something racist, now crawl away and die.'

Instead, of course, Davina went along with the 'I...can't remember. I...can't recall...' bollocks. When I kill all those people with the sniper rifle, I want Davina on the prosecution team.
 
 
miss wonderstarr
20:51 / 26.01.07
I don't know... it was so obvious that Jo was desperately trying and failing to dig herself out of a deep, clammy hole that I don't even think Davina had to do more than ask the questions, show the clips and watch Jo squirm in horror.
 
 
Sniv
20:52 / 26.01.07
No, the eviction was shown at the end of the 8.30 to 9.30 show, presumably to give the crew time to set up for two interviews without having the 12 minutes stair-walking and hand-shaking before the first break. For the record, Jo was shitting it, Cleo held her hand and took the lead down the stairs, waving and smiling confidently for the cameras while Jo looked sheepish in her hat. There was a fairly even mix of cheers and boos. I don't know how, but you could tell the cheers were for Cleo.
 
 
penitentvandal
20:52 / 26.01.07
According to the Mirror this week, Cleo Rocos is managed by...John Noel Management. Same guys as manage Jade and Davvykins.

Just sayin'.
 
 
Sniv
20:52 / 26.01.07
That to h1ppy, obv.
 
 
penitentvandal
20:54 / 26.01.07
Cleo is annoyed that Dirk sometimes dances and is happy, and then sometimes growls and is grumpy and smokes a cigar in the garden.

Can't we all have memeplexes, crazy lady?
 
  

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