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Big Brother 2006

 
  

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Sniv
12:05 / 23.06.06
That's why he's nice to insects - he's scared their big cousins the arachnids are going to gang up on him if he's not.

Also, I'm becoming sorely tired of Nikki. She's a petulant little child and knowing that nearly every bloody show is going to have her throwing a pathetic tantrum is making me watch less and less. It's not big, it's not clever. I cannot see how she functions in real life. Surely she'd have no friends left eventually? or eventually, someone will tell her "No! You're not special, your parents fucked you up proper you spoilt little freak. Fuck off and get a grip. Ugh!"

I'm liking Aislynne the best at the mo. She is very cool and has her head screwed on right, and seems to take the best attitude into most situations I've seen her in. I especially love how she shows pleasure when the others get bollocked and evicted. Damn straight! Laugh in their faces! What are they going to do? Nominate her? With what votes? Ahahahaha!
 
 
Evil Scientist
12:57 / 23.06.06
I cannot see how she functions in real life. Surely she'd have no friends left eventually?

This is pure speculation but I reckons she functions pretty well, as long as she gets what she wants.

In the house Nikki's been forced to interact with people she wouldn't necessarily give the time of day to IRL. She's unused to the carrot/stick nature of Big Brother, which is why she feels so betrayed when BB does something against her wishes (turning on the AC for instance), again perhaps because in the outside she is used to people bending to her demands either because she turns on the bimbo* charm, or because they don't want to deal with her tantrums.

She's fascinating watching purely because she is so utterly self-absorbed. She's like the Cat from Red Dwarf unaware that consideration should matter for anyone but himself. Every party reward when she's up for eviction is intended to celebrate Nikki, no other reason.

Every now and then something tries to break through the four miles of self-obsession and she'll stumble to try and understand (or ab-sorb) something from another person's perspective (remember her tearful DR speech about Pete?). But inevitably she falls back into orbit around Planet Nikki.

* The usage of bimbo here is not intended to slur Nikki exactly. I feel it adequately describes a persona she'll project when she's turning on the charm, that of the pretty, dumb, childwoman who must be protected and shielded from the big-bad-world. I think that this part of her is the part that annoys me the most, the part that seems to think that as long as you are young and pretty you don't need to be anything else. You don't need to improve or better yourself. The part that wants to be an expensive pet for a well-paid footballer.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
13:24 / 23.06.06
Exactly so. Plus we're not seeing her at her best. She's had windchill for weeks. Paticularly in the one ear.

When she eventually joins the ranks of the footballing WAGs, all her worries will be over.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:54 / 23.06.06
Glyn says Richard makes him feel like he's in a history class reading about "the war that happened in some Canada state".

What was that all about?
 
 
sleazenation
14:15 / 23.06.06
Whereas speaking in Welsh is in no way insular and excluding...
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
14:17 / 23.06.06
Stoatie - I suspect it means Richard talks about politics, including international politics, every now and again. This would be blanked out in live feeds and not shown in highlights, hence news to us, but to Glynn it must be very opp-press-ive and conn-fuse-ing (oh God, I'm doing it now).
 
 
Haus of Mystery
14:59 / 23.06.06
I really dislike Glyn's decision to 'hate' Richard because of his new mates. It's horrible schoolyard shit, and even though he's claiming not to care, it's clearly having an effect on old Dickie. No matter what he does he's still a 'two-faced, arse-licker' and a 'fookin' nob'.
I'll be glad when Lisa (if it is she who goes, as i suspect it will be) gets booed - she's been a nasty spiteful little misery for weeks, with possible lashings of homophobia to boot.
Why is it always people who claim that they just want to have a 'laugh' are those that seem pathologically incapable of doing so? Unless having a laugh means being a c***, in which case they're succeeding admirably.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
17:05 / 23.06.06
Out of interest, does anybody think there's a chance it won't be Lisa who gets booted out tonight?
 
 
Jawsus-son Starship
17:21 / 23.06.06
Well its vote for those you want to be evicted - the only way it could be someone else is if it was vote for those you want to stay, and then you'd get the stew eviction from bb5. If Richard was there, then they'd be someone to polorise and gain the opposition vote against the plastics, but any attempt at vote blocking from Lisa's supporters by voting the others out won't really work, as who the fuck will they vote for instead?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:26 / 23.06.06
Lisa's supporters

What, both of them?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:02 / 23.06.06
Fly- I kind of figured what he meant... I just had no idea what he was on about.
 
 
Smoothly
18:32 / 23.06.06
Hmm, it cleary is going to be Lisa if the crowd is anything to go by.
Nice to hear a big cheer for Nikki.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:37 / 23.06.06
Nikki: Did you never want to be majorette?
Richard: No, I wanted to play football.
Nikki: That's not very gay.
Richard: You get to see naked men in the locker room. That's gay.

hehe
 
 
h1ppychick
18:43 / 23.06.06
I don't enjoy thinking. I just want to live in Glyn World.
 
 
h1ppychick
19:04 / 23.06.06
oh scarey uncomfortable Lea-desperation. Awkward awkward awkward.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:06 / 23.06.06
Pete squirming like a worm on a hook. Poor sod.
 
 
■
19:11 / 23.06.06
Did she just say "cuggles"?
 
 
Smoothly
19:13 / 23.06.06
What did Nikki tell Lea last night?
 
 
h1ppychick
19:21 / 23.06.06
It's all just so adolescent.
 
 
Smoothly
19:26 / 23.06.06
This is horrible for Lisa.
 
 
h1ppychick
19:26 / 23.06.06
that was kind of an anticlimax after the communications bollocks.
 
 
Smoothly
19:26 / 23.06.06
At least she had a bit of warning.
 
 
■
19:28 / 23.06.06
Nikki's face! It's like the horizon has suddenly gone. It's not about her! What does she do now?
 
 
Evil Scientist
19:30 / 23.06.06
Big Brother's next twist?

Plague-infested corpses being catapulted into the compound?

I'm a bit bored of the predictable evictions. Next week better have a bit more of a spread.
 
 
h1ppychick
19:34 / 23.06.06
nah. it's the mirror-mini-house thing. with the new housemates.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:41 / 23.06.06
60.3% vote for LISA.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:43 / 23.06.06
Sorry, that was 60fucking.3 perfuckingcent.
 
 
Evil Scientist
19:47 / 23.06.06
I bet Mikey got the lowest number of votes.

There's no fooking justice.
 
 
The Strobe
20:20 / 23.06.06
...and once again Davina heads straight for the middle of the road with her questions. Despite the clips being really, well, weighted - all that footage of Pete being frustrated with Lisa and then Lisa responding by being over-clingy. Ouch.

Still, Lisa's being a good sport about it, which is quite refreshing. I like it when someone comes out and I hate them slightly less. cf: Grace, who came out, and I hated more.
 
 
The Strobe
20:27 / 23.06.06
WOAH FUCK NEXT DOOR HOUSE

This could be fun. (Or it could be another Secret Garden).
 
 
Sniv
20:27 / 23.06.06
Five new housemates in the secret house next week. Can I get a fuck yeah?!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:28 / 23.06.06
FUCK YEAH!
 
 
■
20:29 / 23.06.06
This could make things interesting. Ok, votes for who should go in? I reckon Richard could do with a break.
 
 
Sniv
20:32 / 23.06.06
I think it'll be Nikki. She's always up at the nommos and I think the public will want to see how she reacts to the new house and all the crazy shit going down. It will be awesome, the look on her face when she realises the c0nSP1raZZy!!11! is actually all about her this time.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
20:49 / 23.06.06
Depends whether they give us a free choice of all the housemates to vote for or whether it's just between whoever is nominated. If it's a free vote, I think people will choose Pete. To save him from the smotherer. If it's nominations, I reckon it will be between Richard and Susie, and Richard will go next door to find identical twin gay boys waiting to pleasure him.
 
  

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