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Big Brother 2006

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:45 / 19.06.06
Seems likely that Gracie will be taking Lisa to China White's or for lunch in Harvey Nicks, no?

That really would need its own programme. Possibly a series. "This week, Lisa meets The Queen"!
 
 
Whisky Priestess
11:50 / 19.06.06
"Yeh yer fookin' Majesteh, I'm right fookin' stoked ter meet yer, yeh? Got a fag?"
 
 
Alex's Grandma
11:52 / 19.06.06
Well I'd watch it.

'Lisa meets Trinny and Susanna';

"A long-sleeved t-shirt and shorts? I don't think so..."

"Fook off!"

'Lisa meets Gordon Ramsay' etc.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
11:58 / 19.06.06
We should start petitioning Channel 4 now, I reckon.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
12:24 / 19.06.06
Lisa and Gordon could have a "fuck"-off, couldn't they?

My money's on her ...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
12:44 / 19.06.06
Lisa: The ren in Spen stays menly in the plen!
Richard: By George, she's got it!
By George, she's got it!
Now, once again, where does it rain?

Lisa On the fookin' plen!
On the fookin' arse-lickin' plen!

Richard: And where's that soggy plain?
Lisa: In fookin' Spen, ya fake fookin' faggot! In fookin' Spen!
 
 
Peach Pie
13:00 / 19.06.06
BB Psychologist: Lisa, could you explain why you threw that bike?
Lisa: He were just right fookin annoyin meh I've calmed doon a bit now buh ahhhh it were jus... ya kna righ? He's an asshole he's always like ... trying to wind us up and he were lookin at me in a right sarcastic way and...
Nikki: I LIKE the bike. He's been VERY KIND to me.
Lisa: He as an 'e? That's wor I thought you know what he's alright it's them other bikes they need to fook off.
 
 
haus of fraser
13:13 / 19.06.06
Any stories in the tabloids about Grace getting drinks thrown over her since she's been out- surely a matter of time!

Maybe in the reunion show live with Demot- a chilled barbeque atmos turns to chaos as Aislyne chucks her chardonay down her front and then smuggly says "I've been planning that for ages..."
 
 
Alex's Grandma
13:38 / 19.06.06
There's something a touch 'Tasha Slappa' about Lisa, I fear. Actually, I fear her very much ...
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:40 / 19.06.06
Oooh.

Imogen and Glyn are added to the ranks of the nominations offenders.

Apparently they were all gathered in the living room and were told that they had broken the rules (in full view of everyone). Then had to each pick one other member of the five they'd want to see up for eviction.

Glyn, Lisa, and Imogen chose Nikki.

Nikki chose Lisa.

Lea chose Imogen.

So Nikki's up for eviction again this week. The other housemates nominate as normal tomorrow (but with the knowledge that the five have been talking about nominations).
 
 
Peach Pie
13:47 / 19.06.06

Poooooor Nikki
 
 
Smoothly
13:56 / 19.06.06
She'll be fine. Presumably, she'll be up against Lisa (at least) so should be safe.
 
 
Shrug
14:18 / 19.06.06
Fuck.
So Aisleyne, Richard, Pete, Suzie and Mikey left to nominate.
Do the previous housemates nominations count this time around?
I had a foolish drunken bet that it'd be Lisa and Richard up rather than Lisa and Nikki. Can only hope that it might be Lisa and Imogen up too. Thus rendering any bet I made null and void.
 
 
Ganesh
16:52 / 19.06.06
I'd assumed Richard would be up there too - but then, I'd lost count of who was barred from nominating this week.
 
 
haus of fraser
17:06 / 19.06.06
Soooo,

Do we think we'll see Lisa and someone else- ie Dimogen or maybe Mikey? Richard should be safe from that lot- only Mikey will definitely vote for him

my predictions for the remaining votes

Aislyne- Lisa, Mikey
Richard- Lisa, Dimogen/ Mikey
Pete- Lisa, Mikey
Suzie- Lisa, Dimogen/ Mikey
Mikey- Richard/ Suzie


Anybody else got any thoughts?
 
 
haus of fraser
17:12 / 19.06.06
stick your bet on Lisa to go if you want to make a quick quid!
(a quick check.. on the odds)
or don't the odds are quite shit now- but if we all turn on Nikki we could make some dough!
 
 
Tryphena Absent
18:38 / 19.06.06
Well at least Nikki knows who's been nominating her now.
 
 
Ganesh
18:43 / 19.06.06
Glyn, Lisa, and Imogen chose Nikki.

No, Imogen voted for Lea. Nikki got two nominations.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
18:51 / 19.06.06
The nomination twist was really quite fascinating telly.
Lots of "(insert nominee's name here)... I'm sorry..." nearly-crying going on.

I don't really know how Richard kept a straight face, I really don't.

Then when BB started calling the others in to do their noms, starting with Aisleyne, Aisleyne's all like "WHAT???" as if someone had interrupted her at her best mate's funeral or something.

I mean, Aisleyne's ace (apart from her love of fur), but that was just taking the piss.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:22 / 19.06.06
Nikki not happy. Just for a change. She has worked out that, if Lisa had voted for Glyn, everyone would have been up equally for eviction but Lisa voted for Nikki, so only the Little Princess goes up for the public vote, out of the five rulebreakers.

Lisa was keeping a low profile in the bedroom, but Nikki stormed in to tidy up her panda eyes. After making Lisa feel suitably uncomfortable, Nikki then stomped back out again.

"I want to rip her f****** head off," Lisa spat when Nikki was out of earshot. "I want to smash her face full force. There's just no need!"

Meanwhile, Nikki was bitching to Lea about Lisa: "That f****** shrimp in there is giving me daggers!
You go, Girl!

Liking Lea in the Diary Room on the Highlights Show, trying to prioritise between Cock, Money and Alcohol. Hehe.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
19:23 / 19.06.06
I liked Aisleyne's range of faces in response to that...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:25 / 19.06.06
Between them, they are as funny in the DR as Nikki.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:41 / 19.06.06
"Money, Cock and Alcohol".

Somewhere there is an album looking for a title.
 
 
h1ppychick
19:45 / 19.06.06
That was an amusing little vignette in Nowhere.
 
 
Evil Scientist
19:46 / 19.06.06
I think Pete's hit a moment of Big Brother exhaustion. Not being helped by the wave of people who can't take a fucking hint and, rather than give him a bit of space, flock round him and try to gee him up.

Poor fella.
 
 
h1ppychick
19:52 / 19.06.06
poor Pete is so racked with self-doubt. He's losing himself in there.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:53 / 19.06.06
He's in the DR. He's uncomfortable with conversation in the house because he doesn't like talking about "fannies and tits", apparently.

I like him even more now.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
19:54 / 19.06.06
I thought that was quite interesting, when he said "I don't know what I talk about any more"... there are lots of obvious bad things about being on Big Brother, but forgetting how to have conversations is something I'd never considered might happen.

I also liked his example conversation with Mikey - "Alrightmate'owbig'syercock?"
 
 
Mourne Kransky
19:55 / 19.06.06
Nikki to Richard: You make me feel like a wildebeeste!

I love that gurl.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:55 / 19.06.06
I think it would be an ever-present danger, really.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:58 / 19.06.06
That last in response to Vincennes.
 
 
Evil Scientist
20:05 / 19.06.06
Hmm...I have to confess to a growing dislike of Glyn. I think it's the constant "little boy lost" thing. He's like the male version of Nikki only without the entertaining strops.

When the arguments kick off he fades into the background rather than be associated with the negativity. Pete, for all of his lack of assertiveness, is Chuck Norris compared with Glyn.

I still don't believe that he didn't know how to make toast.
 
 
Haus of Mystery
20:15 / 19.06.06
Yes Nikki, you are my BB queen.

Felt for Pete tonight, big time. It must be exhausting entertaining everyone else's bitching and neuroses. He's so eloquent in the diary room (something he and Nikki share) but seems almost constipated in the house.
 
 
penitentvandal
20:18 / 19.06.06
After emerging from the house, feisty Grace, who has attracted the ire of viewers, exclusively told the Evening Herald that soaking fellow housemate Susie just before she was booted out was 'the Plymouth coming out' in her.

See, the only way this would have been acceptable would be if the next paragraph read 'The mayor of Plymouth replied 'don't try to drag us into this bullshit, bitch.'

Anybody suspect Grace's familah might be a little on their uppers, yaas? Materfamilias seems vee, vee keen on firing off lawsuits, presumably in order to try and get her hands on cash, is going on dementedly about how Grace 'will probably make more money than the winnah', Grace herself so very upset about being evicted and missing out on the prize money and, of course, those te'bly, te'bly chavvy Primark t-shirts...

I think I can plausibly get Grace to agree to an Ultimate
Fighting deathmatch with Brazillian ju-jitsu legend Royce Gracie for a fiver and a handful of moody book tokens. Fighters Only are apparently quite stoked about my 'Gracie versus Gracie' cover, and I could get her dear old mama on side by pointing out how much more money she can make by showing top talent scouts she isn't scared of one of the world's hardest men. Anyone know La Gracist's email?

Assuming, of course, she can afford a computer...
 
 
Evil Scientist
20:27 / 19.06.06
Was idly flicking through New Scientist with the livefeed on in the background (nothing much going on they're all slumped in the bedroom), suddenly there's screaming, roars of anger and gunfire.

Turned out I'd lent on the remote and flipped back to Ghosts of Mars. But for a moment there I was quite excited.
 
  

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